/anthro/ - Anthropomorphic

Why you homeless nyagga 
How do you JO to anthros in private

>>77968 (OP) 
Just subsist off of raw milk, Soyjak. It's probably cheaper, anyway.
>>77971
Why should he even care about whether he's doing it in private or not? He lives in his car anyway, he can just drive away to a different city if the Woke comes after him. If I were him, I'd make sure find someplace comfurtable, sit down with my laptop facing the street and tug my business while everybody just watches.

>>77971
You can probably get a quick one out in a public restroom I figure

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>>77973
This is my nightly sleep setup, I'd say 90% privacy.
From the outside you cannot see a thing so it's perfect

>>77972
>Why should he care if he gets charged with public masturbation?

>Tuna.
Surely there’s better meats, spam even. Also your utilizing whatever country your in’s programs right?

ITT

>>77979
Goofing to anthros is an essential part to being a fooer, nufur

November being over hit the ‘foo hard. I actually completed it this year.

>>77983
Let's gay memes made by tranny tradcaths dictate his life award

>>77985
I never even took it seriously befure. I figured I can’t judge it unless I do it once. Not really worth it tbh I didn’t really get anything out of it.

>>77985
Goofing does nothing fur me and is a waste of my time.

>>77968 (OP) 
i've never been homeless, but when i went to college i ate a lot of spaghetti. are you able to boil water, or do you just eat ramen raw?
i wish you luck though. i don't even know how i would pull myself out of homelessness. homeless shelter + a job and then later get an apartment?

>>77989
I live out of my car so it's not completely hopeless. 
I have a thermos I fill up with boiling water and have bowls I can put food in! Super convenient, especially since it's getting really cold now

>>77989
I wonder if getting a trailer or mobile home is more feasible than an apartment nowadays tbhdesu.

I prefer sardines to canned tuna, especially king oscar's, and anchovies mog tuna as well

>>77990
well that's cool. i tried sleeping in my car once, but it was also winter and cold as fluff even though i had a blanket
>>77991
i've considered this option, but apparently they are also expensive as fluff. i'm no commie, but if this housing situation keeps getting worse i may one day become a squatmaxxer (sorry blackrock and chinese real estators)
>>77992
>sardines
ah, a fellow white person
>king oscar's
giga based

Thank you. That's about what I had calculated. I think I can live off of about $10/day average. This will come in handy soon.
>>77972
Thank you fur your input, schizoanon. Very cool!

>>77993
Waltuh's been verified as one of my tribe btw

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i should also add that people have gotten mercury poisoning from chronic tuna consumption. sardines have much less mercury in them, as tuna are basically fish apex predators, and absorb the tuna from prey fish in their bodies
>>77995
i've been wondering if there's a game where you can become a drug/gun dealer but also anthro. i recently tried this with a custom minecraft modpack, but it really isn't what i want

>>77993
I’d need to do the calculations to see how many days of renting would be equivalent to a mobile home.

>>77998
Okay so if rent is 1500 a month 4 years of rent be equivalent to ~70k? I guess there’s also utilities and the fee to a park to take into account too.

>>77975
If I were a feral nyagger with a gun, I would just love to unload my switched Glock through one of those windows.

>>78001
that's what to tophiachu's family. i was gonna say i'm worried fur anon cuz of nogs with guns

>>78001
>>78002
I'm thankful I don't live in a super poor area, I did have this really nice latinx lady give me an entire rotisserie chicken once.

>>77975
oh anon was actually serious

>>78005
god bless the latinx

>>77996
Probably not. That's rather niche.

>>78005
How humiliating. I hope you went back there and imposed yourself upon her one way or another.

>>77968 (OP) 
I feel so sorry, Anon.
Good thing you live in a normal neighborhood, or you could get in trouble.
Do you have any family? Relatives or friends that could help you out in your situation?
If I was able to, I'd do something, honest.

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>>>77968 (OP)  (OP) 
>I feel so sorry, Anon.
>Good thing you live in a normal neighborhood, or you could get in trouble.
>Do you have any family? Relatives or friends that could help you out in your situation?
>If I was able to, I'd do something, honest.

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>>77993
Picrel are my favorites but I have had good luck with their tinned mackerels as well, except fur the lemon one which deadass smelled spoiled.

>>77995
This song is literally except fur 'Mexican' instead of 'Black' https://youtu.be/dj7n8Pi7EVE?si=6clxVO60dkz4CBf5[Embed]

>>78026
YWNBAWM

>>78018
I cut off my family which actually lead me to this predicament. I do have some online friends but they live in other states. There's plenty of programs where I'm at to help me though :)

>>78033
In all seriousness, take care bro. Are you employed at all? Even besides just the paycheck having a group of people around who you see on a regular basis is a Godsend fur mental health at least in my experience

>>78000
Alr I did the math you can take out a 70k 8 year loan at a set rate and if the park fee is close to the national average being 400 a month it’s about 1,400 a month. Keep in mind this is not accounting fur internet, repairs, or how a particular park bills utilities.

>>78033
I'd ask what got you to separate yourself from your family, but I don't mean to pry.
Hope you get yourself out of this situation soon.
You'll be in my prayers, friend!

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>>78033
>its real 
I'm really sorry fur what you are going through and pray fur things to get better fur you. Please take care, man.

>>78033
Hope you can get a job or something idk what employment looks like there.

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If you're really homeless, then you would know how much you're supposed to charge fur a blowjob.

>>78048
tree fiddy?

>>78048
Molesting someone nodding on fent is free.

Too afraid to ask but, are you able to find a place to properly wash yourself so you don't smell?

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>>77968 (OP) 
did you meet him by any chance?

>>78076
Unless there's some specific law about machetes, literally what law is he breaking

>>78077
even if it was legal by any means, its still very ethically questionable.

those people have the potential to use those weapons fur the wrong reasons. they could either attack each other or attack you fur not handing over your wallet.

>>78061
Oh yeah, Ive got a gym membership with showers so I'm getting cleaned up. 
>>78037
I've got an interview lined up and am applying to lots of places ATM
>>78041
>>78042
Thank u so much guys it rlly means a lot, it's only up from here <3

>>78080
Bro is Soy Wojak.

>>78077
I am not a lawyer, of course. But I keep reading that every law is subject to interpretation.  And in most states in the US, "manslaughter" is defined as a wrongful death resulting from "depraved indifference to human life."  I don't know whether the local DA would decide he could convince a grand jury of this, but I wouldn't bet against him trying, if one of the twitchy meth-heads killed someone, or himself, with his shiny new machete.

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>>78113
>Give homeless man alcohol
>Fully grown man over the age of 21 with a developed brain 
>Don't furce him to drink it 
>Don't tell him to drink it 
>Also give him packaged machete 
>Don't tell him to open it 
>Don't tell him to use it 
>Somehow it's your fault if the grown adult uses these fur nefarious purposes

>>78116
Bartenders are on the hook if you go out drunk and run someone over

>>78118
Only if they continue giving alcohol to somebody obviously drunk, bartenders are supposed to stop giving you alcohol when you're obviously too drunk to function properly 
When someone buys liquor from a grocery store and proceeds to break the law while drunk, the police don't go after whatever store they bought it from

>>78019
why is this cobson crying?

>>78076
He should have been handing out UZIs and cocaine instead