November 16th, 2025: The Lord’s day today. I woke up at 7:00am and got dressed at 9:30am. I wished Yasmine a happy 28th birthday over text. I walked over to the church today. On my way there, I found a wallet lying on the ground without a credit or debit card and no cash in it. Based on a blood donation card, it belonged to this guy from West Allis named A A, I picked it up and put it in my pocket. I got to church and sat near the back. I thought about not volunteering to do the day's readings. I sat next to Markus and Markus’ brother. Some guy shared a name with the book in one of the readings so I suggested he do the first reading, but Drawmij did the first one. The homily was pretty great and went kind of long. For the people there, I counted the Quad, Elijah, Kalifornia, Upsilon, Oriang, Morgado, Nephri, Mahdi, Drawmija, Lewis, Lewis' girlfriend (only one wearing a veil), Zephyr, and some others. There had to be like 52 people there not counting the people I’ve already mentioned. I got out and Nash made us pancakes. I already had breakfast but I poured syrup on some people’s pancakes and I had 2 of them, they were quite small so I had 2. Markus just had coffee and I sat with him and Zephyr. Zephyr told me that she stayed in the same dorm as last year but Big Kate had been kicked out for some reason, I asked her about Little Kate, she exclaimed:
“Both Kates are crazy.”
I realized the bus stop I passed Asherah at 2 months ago doesn’t serve the route to her grandma’s place anymore and she hasn’t moved so now 3 people aren’t accounted for in her dorm (Elinor graduated, Big Kate got the boot, and I don’t know who's the 6th). I mentioned the meeting at the Olive Garden last year but Zephyr corrected me that it was actually to get away from Big Kate. Some guy with a cool leather jacket but athletic shorts tried talking to me but I ignored him soon. I asked Mahdi, Markus, and Zephyr for advice on the wallet and he told me to take it to the police station on campus, they left and then Magdalus of the Quad sat across from me. He talked to me and asked me about my Instagram account, asking me what I posted on my Instagram stories and told me I should pull up the archives so he could see one. I showed him the traveling post and he thought it was interesting. I was kind of weirded out and then left. But as I was leaving, he asked me:
“By the way gifterson, does 4:30pm on Thursday for discipleship meetings work?”
I told him yes and got out of there. When I got back home, I browsed Instagram and found out Geno turns 21 today. I spent most of the rest of the day at home gaming or writing. I checked A A’s wallet and saw on his Drivers License, it said he was born March 24th, 2006, he’s 6’3”, 176lbs, looks like Noah Schnapp with an Edgar cut, was born in Hubertus, Wisconsin. I had to do my laundry today so I stuffed 2 weeks worth of laundry into my large suitcase and rolled it over to the laundromat. I washed it and when it was out, I saw my green scout pants were ruined, fuck! I put it in the coin operated dryer where you had to put in 1 quarter at a time and it dried for 10 minutes. I did that 4 times and it still wasn’t dried. I took it out and put it into a real dried which fully dried it. I took it home but on the way one of my wheels fell off my suitcase and I looked a bit but didn’t find it. I got home and folded some of the laundry with the rest staying on my bed. Later on I asked this woman whom I will be calling Titania, she was short and was Dollar Store Asuka’s friend from high school, I matched with her on a dating app all the way back in 2022, I added her on Snapchat January 27th, 2023 but had only talked to her on and off. She lives in Waukesha and we agreed to meet up in front of my old work place at 7:00pm to get dinner. I got dressed up in my brown leather jacket at 6:40pm and got on the bus a few minutes later. It was somewhat packed and I got off at the bus stop before the one I’d usually hop off at. I checked Snapchat maps and she still wasn’t there yet. I decided to walk around to this park to fill out SuperLocalMaps and then down and south all the way to this other park, I didn’t realize she’d get here faster than I thought so I had to run all the way over to my old work. I saw her and she got out of her car. We hugged and she asked me where we were going to eat, I told her we should eat at this Thai place. We walked over and got in. She ordered a New Glarus and crab rannutcracks, I ordered hot drunken noodles with chicken and a strawberry soju. She said she didn’t really want to eat the rannutcracks because she and her friend got into her dad’s whiskey yesterday and drank half a bottle. She ended up very hungover so she could only do our date at 7:20pm. The noodles were still kind of shitoko and she told me about Dollar Store Asuka. Titania tried to reach out to her a few times and that never worked. She told me the reason why Dollar Store Asuka broke up with her boyfriend that she dated all throughout high school in college because “they both wanted to explore” and they never got back. I remembered constantly calling them:
“Dollar Store Asuka and her unaccompanied minor.”
She laughed. The last time they talked, Dollar Store Asuka called Titania while on a street near mine super drunk, crying, and throwing up and she had to bring her home. I then told her about Patrick Sean Tomlinson and she found him super funny to laugh at. We exchanged phone numbers and I found out her birthday (May 10th, 2003). I was getting pretty drunk at this point at half a bottle of Seju, she had her hand out and I gave Titania a piece of onion from my noodles to eat. She said she wasn’t hungry, she went to the bathroom and it took a while so I texted her at 7:48:
>Are you throwing up in there?
She came out not smelling like vomit. She then told me about her parents, her mom’s from Cuba and her dad’s Mexican. On the television was a news story about a revival in church attendance and she told me she’s not religious, her mom was part Buddhist and part Christian and would read Buddhist stories to her every night. I said:
“Why didn’t she read any Christian stories at night?”
She laughed a bit and then told me her dad claimed to be Catholic but basically wasn’t. She then told me:
“I think he’s just digging in his ass.”
So I tried to reply to her;
“I think anal masturbation is a sin!”
But I just kept breaking down into laughter trying to say the sentence. I texted it to her and she understood it. She said she was a bit woozy, I asked if she wanted water and she said she had some in her car. I ignored that and asked for 2 glasses of water for both of us. I drank mine and finished off the Seju. She was surprised that I drank it like it’s nothing and then at 8:11pm, we walked to her car to head to the next bar. I took a picture of this stuffed animal on her dashboard for an unknown reason:
We drove to the bar and she told me her dad’s 70 years old. We got there and at this point I was constantly putting my hand on her shoulders to protect her or whatever. We got in and I ordered a Miller Lite. We didn’t see the guy there we were looking for but it was almost closing time so I got water, I noticed the color coördinated Smirnoff flavored vodka bottles with the nozzles in order: cherry, raspberry, strawberry, orange, citrus, green apple, watermelon, and blueberry. I accidentally knocked it over my water onto the floor. The bartender gave us some rags to clean it up, I grabbed the ice on the floor and went to the bathroom to throw it in the trash, we got it cleaned and I ordered another water that I spilled again. I closed my tab once I got done and tipped $2.00 on a $4.00 beer. Titania said she needed to get Tito’s for her friend so I went with her there, I thought about waiting outside but I realized that would cause shitoko so I went inside with her. The most expensive item there was $126.99 and she got the bottle of Tito’s. I walked her out to her car and told her to text me goodbye, I gave her a lift hug and then we kissed a bit. I got home and took a shower. Drunkposted on KiwiFarms a bit and then went to bed.
Song of the Day: Save Your Tears - The Weeknd (2020)
