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>>14203660 (OP)Do your job nusoi
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Does it have a printer
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cum and pee in the bathroom's soap dispenser
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i missed most of the last thread
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>>14203718Now you are raping like a real soyteen
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Ask black costumers if they got a bbc
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carve "nigger" into a wall and say it was a crack head
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vp
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vp
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write reddit.com/r/markiplier on random shit
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Quote every customer in a htsm accent
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>>14203718kinda but not really, its just a touchscreen though
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>>14204000thanks for the idea geg
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what state are you in
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im not gonna do anything illegal but ill do more drawing type stuff if you have any ideas
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>>14204000Print out a hanging tranny head and put it on that
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we got a lot of cameras so i dont wanna do anything visible, its how i got away with drawing on the beer since there's no cameras in the fridge
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>>14204030shit in the fridge
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>>14204030Piss in the fridge and make your own popsicles
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i could carve something in the bathroom but that might be easy to figure out since the cameras are able to see when people go in and out
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>>14204030jack off under the desk and write "Soyjak.party" with (You)r cum
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Get a bottle of whiskey and take a shot every time someone buys something
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>>14204071i have to drive home so i dont know about that
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>>14204079Do it but take a gas station pill then
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>>14204082Steal cigarettes and get addicted to them
What else do you do at a job like that?
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>>14204090i dump random information on unsuspecting people who didn't ask for it
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also i have money i don't have to steal anything
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>>14204113Put a sign up that says 20 bucks if you can finish a bottle of mouthwash
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>>14204113Do you ever flirt with foids
Do you ever offer under aged people cigarettes and try to get them addicted to nictoine
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if a troon walks in call him sir
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>>14204131no and no i just ask boomers about classic cars whenever i get the opportunity
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>>14204127i could write that on a beer
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>>14204140i already would have done that, i just haven't seen one yet
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>>14204127Do you not have mouthwash?
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maybe i should let you guys choose a scratcher ticket for me to buy, just one though. if i win you decide what i do with the money.
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>>14204183i do i just wouldnt want to do anything visible to the cams
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>>14204189NO
Normies buy these shits
Why wyould you waste money on this shit
Buy cigarettes and get addicted to nicotine
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>>14204190Buy the mouthwash, tell the soyim it's whatever the cost of a thing of mouthwash for a try.
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>>14204189Sure, show us what’s available
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follow someone into the bathroom and brap really loudly
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Feds can trace this information btw do not tell him what loterry tickets are available
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DO NOT SHOW US WHAT TICKETS ARE THERE DO NOT DO IT
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theres tickets ranging from 1 dollar to 40 dollars in price. pick a price and a random color and that's the one ill try to get. only if you roll matching digits tho.
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>DONT SHOW SNARKYSOY.STREET THE LOTTERY TICKETS THEY ARE EVIL NAZI BIGOTS WHO WILL DOX YOU
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>>14204250red, 40 dollars
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>>14204250blue, 39 dollars
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>>14204250>40 dollar scratch ticket5 dollars, green
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green, 29 dollars
though
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>>14204265>>14204267>>14204276>>14204278geg
anyways whatever color you want, 40 dollars
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btw the prices are in like 5 dollar increments (except the 2 dollar ones)
ill just round up if the winner picks a number that isn't that
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>>14204250orange, 22 dollars
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>>14204250vomit green, 30 dollars
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>>14204250Yellow 35 dollars
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15 orange
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>>14204250Poop brown 40 dollars
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>>14204330i think this counts. there's only 10 or 20s, no 15s. should i round to 20?
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>>14204250Buy a vape instead
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>>14204345if it counts round to 10
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alright theres an orange one that's 20 bucks. gonna buy that one
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>>14204366if you win buy me a gorillion BBCs
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vp
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bvmq
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>>14204414do not asnwer this
glowies are trying to reape you
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What's up gas station goy I also work at a gas station I am hiding in the bathroom brapping it up doe
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if you lose chimp out and blow up the gas station
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>>14204483lol I can't believe you just wasted more than an hours pay on a literal nothing
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>>14204482how about i brap it up gassy style
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>>14204507>>14204520nusoicacaslvttas… not like this…
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ok im hungry now so its food time im gonna eat
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>>14204519if a person comes in ask them for money and tell them you spent it all on the ticket
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>>14204531what food do xhey have at the station without being too specific
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>>14204537ill just look for cool looking coins any time i refill the change in the register. i found some canadian penny in there from 1975 so i took it
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>>14204531At the gas station I am at it has a bakery and a chop house and satakos taco shack unironically
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>>14204542This could almost be `o
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i also collect wheat pennies any time i see them
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>>14204554i have some at home
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>>14204554Can you rate cigarettes from gayest to straightest and oreos
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>>14204571feds are really trying to datamine you nigga
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Do not answer these questions kek
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why would glowies care about this thread in particular
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>>14204571gayest cigarettes: senecas (because my cousin likes those and he's a retard) djarum (because jeet)
straightest: marlboro, (normal ones) the colorful american spirit ones (i like all the colors), the black and milds because they smell like thai ice tea
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>>14204623they want to eat my food. ITS MINE YOU CANT HAVE IT GO AWAY
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>>14204623An opportunity to identify a regular user of this site
Quote stores no info on people on here, the feds are asking him weekly for info on the users (he said in an email recently, the FBI asks him once a week for user data, which he does not have)
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So if they can datamine anyone, they will
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>>14204636what's your opinion on marlboro reds
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>>14204713they look like stereotypical normal cigarettes so thats what i think they are
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my grandfather smoked cigarettes and he died of lung cancer
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marlbro reds are mid as fuck
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also there is this mean lady who comes in and buys the same marlboros every time so i dont like the specific ones she buys. they're like the gold looking ones
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Alright other gas station caca is back I just got out of the coolers and back in the bathroom brapping (I have diarrhea)
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>>14204751I just found them to be kind of weak and also smaller compared to the cigarettes you get in the uk
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I would genuinly smoke a pack of malbro reds a day when that's all I could get
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>>14204768how did you know that chuddy
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>>14204775Because when I smoked on it did not hit as the ones I usually smoke
They were also noticably smaller, It would take me 2 mins to smoke one
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what if we could genetically modify tobacco to not kill you award
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Skit not even Nophono cars fan abak
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>>14204847i dont think its the tobacco, its the other shit they put in it. thats why smoking tobacco from a pipe is okay
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>>14204858genetically modified tobacco, that doesn't kill you
it would still be addictive but imagine if it didn't have all the chemically shit in it
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my great grandpa would smoke tobacco from a pipe
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nophono here i cars fan abak ts
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>>14204902kys frogger frigger
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>YOU CANT HAVE YOUR COZY GAS STATION THREAD YOU NEED TO POST IN MY BRIMSTONE BAIT THREADS
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i should have added IDs
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>>14204875pipe smokers don't usually smoke their pipe nearly as frequently as cigarette smokers smoke cigs
tobacco is just disgusting in general and blinky soyvapes are the least shit nicotine delivery system
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>>14204965my BBC are bigger than you're BBBC
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>>14204954troons try not to be boring insufferable retards challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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>>14205030they definitely do it to look cool that shit is disgusting
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>>14205073ywnbaw kys
all troons are the same
you are not interesting or unique and you never will be so stop trying to mask the fact that troonism is your only personality trait
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OP when you're done eating you should put cane syrup on random surfaces that shit is sticky
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>>14204822I meant how did you know I was in the UK
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>>14205181ok here you go
1234 gas station street
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>>14205217im coming ytboi prepare yo bussy fo' dis bibisea
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is your gas station owned by indians
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>>14203660 (OP)kys nigga you're getting me hungry for donuts
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im the first white person to ever work here
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there are like 2 people who walked in and said something along the lines of "holy shit a white guy working here?"
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>>14205252saviour of the aryan race
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>>14205274the one thing i could PROBABLY get fired for is i refuse to upcharge people for no reason
there's always some tax or charge or whatever my boss does, like a card fee or whatever. i just don't do that. it doesn't feel right.
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i don't think i could handle standing in one place like that all day i'd go crazy
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like he'll charge $1.50 for a cup of ice but i dont like that so i just charge 50 cents>>14205319
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>>14205323oh thats why i dont. i walk around or go outside or sit. i get a lot of time where nobody is here so i can kinda just roam
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>>14203660 (OP)play ss13 next time to burn an hour or 3
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>>14205413does it work on phones
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>>14205421just judge if he has aura from the picture
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>>14205393if he's a jew he has no aura by default
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what music do you like
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>>14205477boomer stuff like whatever is on the classic rock station on the radio
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who is your fattest regular customer and what do they buy
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>>14205752rate the song Walking Contradiction by green day
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>>14204000GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG TSMT
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piss all over the floor
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slap a Sproke label on an actual soda can and leave it there
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marge is OP still here
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>>14206049a guy across the street, always gets the little shots of liquor, like 4 of them, and a cup of ice
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>>14206418someone already puked in the bathroom a while back and i had to clean it up because they tried to stomp it down the floor drain
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>>14206618yeah just got busy
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>>14206441i am not splorting my soyjuice on the mirror
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poop in something
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>>14207319ok i pooped in the toilet
