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 14184455[Reply]>>14185327

Made this yesterday when I had no internet
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 14185036

an actually funny thread for once, gemmy read OP

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>>14184998
You're not fooling anyone, nusoicaca, you posted ts from two+ browsers award

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>>14184455 (OP)
>IMG_NUMBER

 14185391

gem



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 14184816[Reply]

>
Why are they like this?
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>>14185115
being a retarded pedophile I'm so glad this nigger killed himself fuggen jerdee

 14185187

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-e7YCixJaY i mean dose this not sound good? you have to click it award

 14185190>>14185218

>>14185170
im starting to like these fpe posts stop posting them ok i dont want to become a fpedo and read all the lore

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>>14185190
theres only one episode and really the shows lore is just ocslop

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>>14185218
yeah i know because ive researched about it before but i dont want to read the ocslop

 14185389

incel



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 14184975[Reply]>>14185236

itt we spy on niggas generating text for their projects
https://cooltext.com/Dashboard/Stream
i look like that because i dont have my jak folder on my laptop, i might just make a folder share with ftp or sum shit
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>>14184975 (OP)
vloddy vlod

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geg whos doing this

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GEEG



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 14184948[Reply]

I saw it a few days ago but now I can’t find it
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 14185034>>14185042

HOLY GEM

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>>14185034
There is NO GEM HERE

 14185117

Just give up and kill yourself

 14185362>>14185369

just remake it u lazy chigga

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>>14185362
I don’t remember all the variants that were on it

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 14185242[Reply]

Andrew Grant Cadosgate

 14185344

RIP

 14185360

rip, they had to remove the roof and bring in a crane to recover the body



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 14180498[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2]

ITT: We all discuss and attempt to improve the NuSoyish Dictionary
>nigga whats this SNCArald
The first edition of the Soyish Dictionary(now called the Proto Indo Vulgar Soyish Dictionary) was written and uploaded on August 31, 2025, by an anonymous 'teen. Its purpose of creation is largely unknown besides wanting to make 'speak more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is. Why that specifically? Well…BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO BE OK??? In the previous 'read, 'teens created a Second Edition and attempted to write a Soyish translation of the Soyble, adding several new words and new grammatic rules. Ultimately, it was decided upon fellow ‘teens that Soyish has to be rebuilt from the ground up due to the orthography being a bunch of gibberish and a lack of spelling and pronunciation standardization, leading to the start of the NuSoyish Dictionary.
<nigger
Previous Thread:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html
<nigger
Proto Indo Vulgar Soyish Dictionary 1st Edition:
https://soyjakwiki.org/Happenings/2025#cite_note-796
Proto Indo Vulgar Soyish Dictionary 2nd Edition:
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>>14185055
Hmmm… Real languages don’t work exactly like that, so I think we can borrow every once in a while, if there’s not an obvious and short combination

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>>14185130
Also feel free to edit the page as much as you want, it’s a wiki after all and I signed up for every change I make to be ruthlessly mutilated

 14185162>>14185357

Position words

above - obar
below - ondar
at - bi
front - frönd
back - surx
close/near - när
long/far - for
in - in
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i just realized i can contribute to this without being an slf who only asks for things to get done
here is your selfish little phonology which is based on the word list, assuming 1 sound per grapheme and no English/French funny business about silent letters and helper letters, how could you tell?

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>>14185223
>i just realized i can contribute to this without being an slf who only asks for things to get done
>here is your selfish little phonology which is based on the word list, assuming 1 sound per grapheme and no English/French funny business about silent letters and helper letters, how could you tell?

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>>14185162
Added it to the .txt file



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 14185330[Reply]

I hate me, Lame Unzip

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>I hate me, Lame Unzip



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 14182915[Reply]

OPERATION: BRAPNVKE FOSGATE
https://wplace.live/?lat=45.578676386345826&lng=-122.76922884697265&zoom=14.79989682200456
OBJECTIVE: SHITNUKE THE ANDREW GRANT FOSGATE MEMORIAL AND FINISH WIPING OUT THE TRANNY SHIT
REMEMBER, IF ANYONE SPAMS OR DERAILS THIS. REPORT THEM FOR RULE 3.1 AND FILTER THEM.
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 14184984

we still win, xhey waste more shekels and time, idc

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THE REPORTNVKES MIGHT BE WORKING. GO GO GO GO GO RAPE THE MEMORIAL

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>>14185110
forgot to reportnvke trinet sorry your gem got raped

 14185308

>THE REPORTNVKES MIGHT BE WORKING. GO GO GO GO GO RAPE THE MEMORIAL

they def are, apart for faggots like """ALICE""" (this nigger is a male and can never have kids!) or WAWAWA. Pretty sure I found Alice's discord lmao, Xe has sent over 13,000 messages to the Wplace discord in the last 3 months, xe has a lot of shit to scrub off there.either that or I dox a random troon from Norway/Denmark

I havent actually needed to create new alts for a while too



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 14184782[Reply]

It was a stormy night when I was browsing the jartee.

I was on the board dedicated to nikicado alvacado butthole pictures and other nudes when I found one of the posts with a link which I should have never clicked.

"Click this link for r/nickacaldo alvcado nude pictures of him after being fat"

I thought "finally, pictures of nickacaldo alvacado when he was not fat. Something I can goon to finally."

I clicked the link and it sent me to "joyjack" party. I instantly knew this was the racist site known as "soyjak" party so I clicked off, but when I did, nickacaldo alvacado fat asshole popped up all over my screen!

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gem copypasta

 14184927

SPINE TINGLING SLOW BURN A24 KAFKAESQUE CHARACTER DRIVEN GENRE DEFINING KINO.

 14185281

make this an AI voice video (gemerald creepypasta). Also never buy the Joyjack Phone. You have been warnee.



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 14185084[Reply]

>erm ALCKCYXLYLLYV my dead nigger infant of a site is the only non-hostile splinter
>spams the sharty with HTSM if you dont watch their cord pedo show
can we just rope these niggers already? Bonus points if someone DDOS's their site

 14185105>>14185121

Htsm is not zarty idiof

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>>14185105
Didn't say that, shitskin. I said they spam it in response

 14185318

i dont like how Mymy is depicted here



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 14185269[Reply]>>14185292

Time traveler from the year 2027 here. INVITING THE 67 KID TO THE SHARTY WILL KILL IT. DONT. I BEG

 14185292

>>14185269 (OP)
shut up

 14185299

I can confirm the 67 kid will morph into both Admin 6 and Poopson combined, and will be the coal that killed the entire Soysphere despite initially a gemerald.



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 14185233[Reply]

What was the usual /soy/ drama in the Froot era compared to the modern Quote era usually about? I'm a nusoi.

 14185260

They’re pretty similar admins. Froot transheart TRANSHEARTED neglecting the site and ’teens wanted to lynch him for it. Quote is just that but magenta.



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 14184873[Reply]>>14185056>>14185112

JOIN CSSOY NIGGAS
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>>14184914
wrong opinion

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>>14184873 (OP)
im in

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>>14184873 (OP)
I don't have any shekels to buy it otherwise I would like to join

 14185118

accidental sage

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>>14185112
das crazy

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 14184350[Reply]>>14184465>>14184652

>
What causes this?
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>>14184350 (OP)
Idk japan needs to be nuked again but with 10 niggerbillion more nukes or something

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>>>14184422
>it isn't remotely and you need to kill yourself if you think this

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t. stupid nigger chuddycel

 14184644>>14184652

gem

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Oh no no no no no Japanesecucks what is this?! GEEEEEEEEEEG



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 14185180[Reply]

>Mom said no more posting on bald man with glasses website

 14185210

gem



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 14183724[Reply]

hello 'teens, i usually dont post often, but today i well tell you about the terrifying spine-tingling genre defining a24 slowburn no cheap jumpscare incomprehensible horrors i saw.
<reddit space
my story begins with me meeting a frognigger, he told me that he knows how to summon a portal to some sort of hellscape, i usually leak and supersage frogcuck threads, but curiosity got the best of me, so i asked the frog what niggerbabble nonsense he was spouting out, and he told me that through some sort of weird ritual shit he wolud summon the portal to the dimension he calls the slopscape
<reddit space
>what the fuck are you babbling about nigger?
<im talking about how to summon the portal to the slopscape
>ok but thats shit no one cares about, wait a miniute, an unexplored dimension you say?
<yes, but first i need you to make slopjaks out of me, only then the slop energy can form and be used to summon the portal
<reddit space
me with a few other 'teens thought that he was joking, but we decided to make slopjaks out of him for fun, little did we know that he wasn't joking.
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 14184141

the second section of slopscape is some sort of a gaint city, much more disgusting in terms of hygiene, there are pajeets shitting on the streets, trannies leaving a blood trail behind anywhere they go due to xhem having a leaking rotting axe wound, slopjaks dancing to nigger music and everywhere you go the shitcity is covered in all sorts of flags from the real world (mainly india, israel, lesotho, japan, congo) and wet diareaha, piss, dried cum and tranny blood.
<reddit space
when i was there i wanted to vomit, the shitcity smells like piss, shit, dried cum, rotting tranny blood, some sort of animal rotting, wet braps and alcohol combined into one.
those who mainly inhabit the shitcity include:
pajeets
slopjaks
trannies
jartycucks
every single country mutt (amerimutt, euromutt, meximutt, brazilmutt, ect)

 14184183

up

 14184268

Gem.

 14184407

the third section of the slopscape is a much more jewish version of the previous section, i like to call it kikerusalem, the sky turns gold-yellow upon entering and you start to feel the unsatiable desire to get more and more money.
<reddit space
the inhabitants are strange, some of the judemons bath in molten gold wich explains why theyre skin is so burnt and black.
<reddit space
almost everything is covered in israeli flags, jude stickers, star of david and everything here has big noses, from the inhabitants themselves to the buildings.
<reddit space
sometimes, an event happens where an randomized number between 271K and 6 million amount of gold coins rains down from the golden clouds on this specific section
<reddit space
inhabitants of this section that are strictly limted to are:
judemons (usually black and burnt from the molten gold they bathe in)
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between section 1, 2, 3 and 4, 5, 6 of the slopscape are two gaint bridges, ment to seperate the lesser brimmy sections between literal niggerhell (even doe niggerhell and slopscape are both seperate places)
<reddit space
despite the two being gaint bridges, the jartycars dont pass that often for some reason despite it being the only way to get from the first half of the slopscape to the second half of the slopscape, that is unless a rush hour event is happening.
<reddit space
both of the bridges strangely, have the same event occourances and happenings.
<reddit space
the bridges are infested with trannies, wich is why the bridges are so bloody, due to them failing miserably to jump off the bridge or to ropemaxx and ack, they usually just give up and lay on the road untill a jartycar arrives to run them over, shortly reviving after as some sort of punishment.
<reddit space
the rush hour event happens during the morning and the afternoon, where all sorts of inhabitants of the slopscape drive to either kikerusalem or shitcity to work their shitty jobs (sharing ,spamming and distributing 'p, oiling up the diddy party, ect.) or return home.
during the rush hour the bridge gets covered with alot of recent blood due to the amount of trannies laying on the road.
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gif of andrew fosgate attempting to jump off the bridge, only to be picked off by the ropemaster



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 14184200[Reply]>>thread_14184200

frogcacas…WTF IS THIS DIDDYBLUD SHIIIIIII-
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 14184263

>>14184221
deflecting frogger

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>>14184200 (OP)
Ban frogs for rule 2.

 14184474

do people actually watch ts

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>>14184200 (OP)
>what is this diddyfrog doing on the calculator?

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>>14184200 (OP)
I wouldn't go nigga

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>>14184200 (OP)
I'd pick superstrength.



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 14185037[Reply]

Meteor killed the dinosaurs

 14185109

No darkiplier therefore coal



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 14184993[Reply]

>browser telling you to go back

 14185107

Uses Chrome award



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 14185088[Reply]

he came from a liminal surrealist nightmare


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 14184989[Reply]

I like to mix liquid raw milk with my steak and eggs
Sir, sir
listen to me
Bulgaria was aryan first, oh yes


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 14184887[Reply]

are (you) gonna play on cs:soy?

 14184897>>thread_14184887

KYS MIST

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up



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 14184888[Reply]

they just shot Archduke Ferdinand dude wtf

 14184898

snca

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>snca



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 14184916[Reply]>>thread_14184916

gemmy swf thread

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>>14184916 (OP)
fuck you nigga



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 14184437[Reply]

>Agartha tiktok edits le bad because it made my clitty leak
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>>14184576
Sentient

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>>14184576
no you just asked what a leftist meme was so i said word words

 14184619

Why are all these breadtuber thumbnails the same

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>>14184582
your mom doesn't enjoy your company when you come over

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>You MUST look at MY HUMOUR!
>It's BETTER and non-raiciyest, also it affirms ME being a womin
>Ooh! What's that? Troonslop character #12382 wielding a gun and saying we hate fascist and support hrt? HAHA SO FUCKIN FUNNY!
>OH LOOK AT IT! The SILLY thing that speaks incorrect grammar and acts like a child! THAT'S REAL HUMOUR!
>I'M JUST HAVING A REAL LIFE CHUCKLE WITH THESE MEMES!
<george floyd but zog terminator with A10s that has lasers and blasts death metal at max volume from his mouth
>YOU JUST CAN'T DO THAT, THAT'S SO BIGOTED YOU STUPID N-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

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>i know how to make communism cool to the youth!
>ill make a shitty ripoff of agarthia and call is red shambles or some shit!
>then ill finally be a real woman.



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 14184771[Reply]

post times when the sharty was raided by other website
>erm…. no arrow so you look like that heckin' chudcel!!!

 14184868

besides splinters or some random nigger spamming i dont remember any raid from any site

 14184870

*by other websites
I typed too fucking fast



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 14184707[Reply]>>thread_14184707

Might've fucked something up with a girl

 14184719>>thread_14184707

>>14184707 (OP)
Nigger.

 14184731>>thread_14184707

did you have sex with girl???

 14184751

>>14184719
im aryan thougheverbeit
>>14184731
not yet

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>did you have sex with girl???



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 9411192loop[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8]

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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 14156262

No one ITT has a birthday today. All of you kill yourself.

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up

 14163691

thanks neutralplier, happy birthday to me :D

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up

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up

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up



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 14184698[Reply]>>thread_14184698

What would happen if I took salvia and then went on the sharty. Would I live as a can of sproke for 20 years?

 14184729>>thread_14184698

>>14184698 (OP)
you live inside a world where the main theme is the first thread you see for a few decades

 14184761>>thread_14184698

>>14184729
and oreos

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 14184831

Salvia high lasts like 15 minutes, you'll be fine nigger
You should listen to this THOUGH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xZVkMBj-_I



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