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hello 'teens, i usually dont post often, but today i well tell you about the terrifying spine-tingling genre defining a24 slowburn no cheap jumpscare incomprehensible horrors i saw.
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my story begins with me meeting a frognigger, he told me that he knows how to summon a portal to some sort of hellscape, i usually leak and supersage frogcuck threads, but curiosity got the best of me, so i asked the frog what niggerbabble nonsense he was spouting out, and he told me that through some sort of weird ritual shit he wolud summon the portal to the dimension he calls the slopscape
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>what the fuck are you babbling about nigger?
<im talking about how to summon the portal to the slopscape
>ok but thats shit no one cares about, wait a miniute, an unexplored dimension you say?
<yes, but first i need you to make slopjaks out of me, only then the slop energy can form and be used to summon the portal
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me with a few other 'teens thought that he was joking, but we decided to make slopjaks out of him for fun, little did we know that he wasn't joking.
the slopjaks we made out of him started to violently spin and deforming into some sort of portal the frognigger and us soyim went into the portal, after everyone got their in, the portal closed behind us, and the things i saw were vomit inducing shitstone from the 6 nasty sections of the slopscape.
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each section has their own unique propeties wich make them stand out from the last in terms of the brimstone you can find there, all of the sections make up a ring wich orbits soybooru itself.
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incomprehensible woe jacks
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>>14183763he resides in soybooru headquarters not in the slopscape blud
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the second section of slopscape is some sort of a gaint city, much more disgusting in terms of hygiene, there are pajeets shitting on the streets, trannies leaving a blood trail behind anywhere they go due to xhem having a leaking rotting axe wound, slopjaks dancing to nigger music and everywhere you go the shitcity is covered in all sorts of flags from the real world (mainly india, israel, lesotho, japan, congo) and wet diareaha, piss, dried cum and tranny blood.
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when i was there i wanted to vomit, the shitcity smells like piss, shit, dried cum, rotting tranny blood, some sort of animal rotting, wet braps and alcohol combined into one.
those who mainly inhabit the shitcity include:
pajeets
slopjaks
trannies
jartycucks
every single country mutt (amerimutt, euromutt, meximutt, brazilmutt, ect)
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Gem.
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the third section of the slopscape is a much more jewish version of the previous section, i like to call it kikerusalem, the sky turns gold-yellow upon entering and you start to feel the unsatiable desire to get more and more money.
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the inhabitants are strange, some of the judemons bath in molten gold wich explains why theyre skin is so burnt and black.
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almost everything is covered in israeli flags, jude stickers, star of david and everything here has big noses, from the inhabitants themselves to the buildings.
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sometimes, an event happens where an randomized number between 271K and 6 million amount of gold coins rains down from the golden clouds on this specific section
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inhabitants of this section that are strictly limted to are:
judemons (usually black and burnt from the molten gold they bathe in)
jews, obviously
happy merchant
mossad agents
stalin and commies (due to them supporting jews)
most of modern-day american politicians (biden, obama ect. they are solely responsible for the gold coin rains that happen from time to time.)
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between section 1, 2, 3 and 4, 5, 6 of the slopscape are two gaint bridges, ment to seperate the lesser brimmy sections between literal niggerhell (even doe niggerhell and slopscape are both seperate places)
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despite the two being gaint bridges, the jartycars dont pass that often for some reason despite it being the only way to get from the first half of the slopscape to the second half of the slopscape, that is unless a rush hour event is happening.
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both of the bridges strangely, have the same event occourances and happenings.
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the bridges are infested with trannies, wich is why the bridges are so bloody, due to them failing miserably to jump off the bridge or to ropemaxx and ack, they usually just give up and lay on the road untill a jartycar arrives to run them over, shortly reviving after as some sort of punishment.
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the rush hour event happens during the morning and the afternoon, where all sorts of inhabitants of the slopscape drive to either kikerusalem or shitcity to work their shitty jobs (sharing ,spamming and distributing 'p, oiling up the diddy party, ect.) or return home.
during the rush hour the bridge gets covered with alot of recent blood due to the amount of trannies laying on the road.
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the other event, known as the ropeture (rapture + rope) is where most of the oldfag trannies get picked off one by one by rope's from the sky, and get replaced by newfag trannies who descend to one of the two bridges to continue the vicious cycle, nobody knows what happens to the trannies the get picked off, a mysterious creature by the name of ropemaster is responsible for this event
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there are no inhabitants on the bridges (obviously), instead i well cover the troons that reside here untill they get acked by the ropeture.
troonella ackberg (was the first to get picked off by the ropeture)
andrew fosgate (kept attempting to jump off the bridge untill ropemaster had enough and picked xher off prematurely)
tranniqqua groomella (oldest oldfag tranny that hasn't been ropetured yet)