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>NOOOOO STOP USING MY TUSKS TO MAKE PIANOS
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OPERATION: NO NUT NOVEMBER DAY 25=
DONT FORGET TO CHECK KIWIFARMS OR DOXBIN IF THAT SPECIFIC TARGET ALREADY HAS BEEN DOXXED
<preddit space
NOTABLE SHARTY DOX TOOLS
https://github.com/SystemCallW/Soylock
https://swolesome.pages.dev
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>>14105959 (OP)
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1125-1640-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14105959.html
https://soyflash.xo.je/soychiver/archives/soy_14088327_v1.html award
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>leonardcoaler creates a video supposedly "btfoing" bangGEM
>leonardjak is a dead variant and bangjak is still alive, thriving even
kek.
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>hello shardee wy u no liek mi storybots gemmies o algo
<VARIANT UNKOWNS VVON
>STOP DERAILING MI THREAD SAAR
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Fuck it. I'm making a (notable) namefag world map. Any more I should add?
R: 1 / I: 1

nu 'O

nu 'O dropped
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Nophono is real….
R: 22 / I: 6
Can someone tell me where this one is from?
R: 43 / I: 21
oreos
name your favorite animal itt or you're a pedo
R: 9 / I: 1
thoughts on my nuvariant?

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwIi0XLY2q8
R: 6 / I: 3
Take that fat cock, awardbitch~ Take all of it in your bussy… I'll breed your hole with my hot cum~
R: 57 / I: 17
please let the loliniggers try again this would be so funny if they tried it and get btfod
soot boot root froot koot loot PLEASE have them attempt this and have them fail miserably
R: 131 / I: 27

Seattle based pedophile "rights" group

https://www.beyondtheplus.org/

Found during the pediverse threads two months ago, there's an open pedophile group that pushes itself as a "wider queer movement" (jargon for being a kid diddler) that's based in seattle. The owner's face and possibly real name is public and they host a booth in seattle every other week.
R: 74 / I: 12
https://chakai.org/tea
raid this tranny imageboard thats only open for a few hours a day
check back in 30 minute
stealth with things like soytan as they know jaks from our earlier raids
R: 24 / I: 5
A pedo can redeem themself
R: 19 / I: 6
Stonetoss
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>Bangjak will NEVER be a gem!
<What was that, punk?
>Oh, uhm. Nothing.
R: 5 / I: 1
BANG
R: 3 / I: 0
Opinions on Nestle?
R: 202 / I: 42

FINAL SHARTY ICEBERG THREAD

Hello. Not sure if anyone remembers, but a few months ago, I made this (very autistic) sharty iceberg chart. I planned to make a long youtube video on it, however irl stuff got in the way and I couldn't make it. Now, im back and I want to finish it. The only problem is that now, the iceberg thread is a bit outdated.
Please give me your ideas for possible entries in this thread. Anything goes. Preferably, things that happened in the last month or two. (any admin drama, cool raids, ect)

Also, im looking for possible voice actors, if anyone wants to be part of the video.


TLDR give me ideas on what to put on the hecking icebergerino.
R: 4 / I: 0
>shuting it down
R: 14 / I: 15
(fetish/paraphilia)… LE BASED!
R: 38 / I: 9

Round of 64, Lee Goldson vs Tank

previous thread: >>14115348(OP)
ITT: WE ARE GOING TO RIG /MLP/'S MR. MLP TO MAKE LEE GOLDSON WIN
/mlp/ is hosting their annual session of gooning over cartoon characters, this time men. They average around 100 votes every round so it shouldn't be too hard to rig it in favor of Lee. He won round of 128 and is in round of 64 now.
<REDDIT SPACING
Step 1: Navigate to https://forms.gle/ccfVtdvuCFdq1xNQ6
Step 2: You will see 3 verification questions. It's very important that everyone here puts in the correct answers BUT FORMATTED DIFFERENTLY so that the host doesn't catch on that rigging is going on. Here are some example answers, IF THE QUESTIONS ARE DIFFERENT SCROLL DOWN IN THE THREAD FOR THE NEW ANSWERS:
>An anon's thread was dedicated to them eating a burger made out of _____
<hay
<Hay
<not much variation here. you could also say "hayburger" if you're feeling quirky
>What meme was unbanned on /mlp/ in early 2021?
<anonfilly
<Anonfilly
<anon filly
<filly anon
<AND VARIATIONS
>What is the name of the event in which janitors/mods deleted more than half the board?
<scruffening
<Scruffening
<the scruffening
<not much variation that I can think of, there was also a second scruffening which went the same way which you could include and it might go through
<AND VARIATIONS
Step 3: Next, you'll have a bunch of matchups to vote in. Make sure to vote in every single one you see (a bunch of accounts specifically voting for lee and nothing else is very suspicious, I had my own rigged votes removed for this before). It can be random votes, it really doesn't matter. Matchup 2 is Lee vs Tank, this is the only vote that actually matters, though you could also rig it further by voting for Senor Huevos on matchup 26 (closely associated with lee) and Adolf Hitler on matchup 15. This is not recommended though since the host already caught on, so I recommend voting for lee only.
Step 4: Once you're done with the actual important votes you can navigate to mini-brackets. Just put in some random votes for the ponyslop characters so you don't look suspicious, then ctrl+f Don Turtelli and Lee Goldson to vote for them. Senor Huevos will appear in the mini-brackets in the next round.
Step 5: The rest of the votes don't matter, you can pick completely at random. On the bot page just put in the code and hit submit.
Repeat this process on as many accounts as you can!
<REDDIT SPACING
This is round 64. Lee won the previous round by a small margin, we need much more accounts putting in votes for him. Ponypedos caught on that we're rigging but our votes are still completely undetectable if you do this right. ALSO MAKE SURE YOUR VOTES ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE, FOR BONUS GOODIE POINTS DONT JUST DIRECTLY COPY MY ANSWERS, EDIT THEM A LITTLE
also your google account is not shared so don't worry about leaking your gmail, goy
(to ponypedos who find this thread: you have no way of discerning who is one of us. you should cope and ACK)
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>memechad how did you get so based
R: 18 / I: 5
In what situation is this usable
R: 3 / I: 3
What if Floweyjak and Bangjak had a baby?
R: 1 / I: 1
Whats the joke about giga being carried out by insects or some shit
R: 14 / I: 3
3 weeks and no OC so i drew this ama
R: 2 / I: 0
and coconuts
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JFK JUST GOT SHOT
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>DIS USED 2 BEE A NICE BOAWRD
R: 3 / I: 1
Marge why can't I go the wiki?
R: 7 / I: 0
I found screenshots of some Irish pedophile named michael connell threatening people that he'll rape their kids and when I tried to search for him I couldn't find anything. All of his xitter accounts were 'nished and he has no other social media platform. He's walking this earth as a free man
R: 2 / I: 0
>le bad le good
<le good le bad
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A METHOD FOR THE PREPARATION OF URUSHIOL FORM POISON IVY OR POISON OAK IS DISCLOSED. THE METHOD INCLUDES EXTRACTION WITH BENZENE, FOLLOWED BY CHROMATOGRAPHIC EXTRACTION WITH BENZENE, FOLLOWED BY CHROMATOGRAPHIC SEPARATION ON A SOLID ADSORBENT. THE METHOD INCLUDES THE USE OF A PURE NITROGEN ATMOSPHERE IN ALL OPERATIONS AND THE MINIMIZED USE OF ELEVATED TEMPERATURES TO AVOID ALTERING THE STRUCTURE OF URUSHIOL COMPONENTS.
R: 3 / I: 0
Can someone edit this and replace Karl Marx with Francisco Franco?
R: 1 / I: 1
>stop soyquoting me
R: 2 / I: 1
somebody on here said they want to look like this
R: 2 / I: 0
How many tabs you currently have on the browser you are using sharty from right now?
R: 24 / I: 39
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN’T MAKE THE TRANIME TRAP FEMBOY A TRANNY! THEY’RE MAKING EVERYTHING WOKE NOW!
R: 64 / I: 9
how do i find a girlfriend in this cruel world
R: 4 / I: 1

Cheesesteak preference?
R: 30 / I: 5
have you had dreams about the sharty? post them here
mine was that someone named moon took over the sharty from quote and his first rule was
>RULE 44: NO LIGHT!
the sharty was just a blank black page for weeks after that and everyone migrated to a splinter called the sunny
R: 12 / I: 8
I'm cute!
R: 6 / I: 1
Does anyone know the Facebook website where I can make soyjak move like puppets?
R: 3 / I: 3
>eating a tamale with the corn husk intact
R: 8 / I: 4
>DID YOU JUST EXPRESS AN OPINION THAT ISN’T “KILL ALL JEWS GAS ALL NIGGERS RAPE ALL NIGGER BABIES”? YOU FUCKING LEFTIST TRANNY! ANYBODY WHO DOESN’T AGREE WITH MY INCREDIBLY NICHE CHUDCEL BELIEFS IS LITERALLY A HECKIN’ TRANNY! EVEN DOE HITLER HIMSELF WOULD FIND IT TOO EXTREME!
R: 3 / I: 2
I love this band. What do you think?
Scar Symmetry is pretty good.
R: 3 / I: 2
>mi haz no argument so I post big grey man
R: 9 / I: 3
Who is Bobson's mother?
R: 35 / I: 12

is it me or is modern starty (soyjak.st) really fucking faggy now?

furfags, coomers, admin whoreshippers (except kuz and no hes not a pedo) what are essentially trannies using the site, normgroids, annoying moralFAGS that sperge out over the tamest of shit IE gore (in general) and DnB and all other sorts of people that even two or three years ago would have been bullied off of the site.
R: 4 / I: 1
>bad thing le good actually
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R: 3 / I: 0
After a long time of pondering… I have decided to choose OpenBSD over all other operating systems, it is secure by default.

Linux is NOW window2, hackers WILL target linux users now because troon/linux is UNSECURE operating systems wirh shitty exploitable code and ZERO hardening—HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO USE TROON/LINUX IF IT'S JUST A WINDOWS ADJACENT UNSECURE OPERATING SYSTEM?
R: 13 / I: 10
>they……they made…. the tranime…… the tranime character……. they made her blACK…….
R: 0 / I: 0
>doctos
>gilson
R: 8 / I: 1
Explanation for this?
R: 3 / I: 1
Ram my boat
R: 9 / I: 2
The troons are beating us when it comes to suicides, we chuds must carry out a mass suicide on St. Johns Bridge to surpass them. Who's in?
R: 4 / I: 2
>OYYYYYY DOCTOS DOXX THIS LITERAL WHO BECAUSE HE'S A HECKIN RACIST HOMOPHOBIC DISCORD PEDO OR SOMETHING
<doxx this tranny because it would be funny and produce gems
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>claims to be "newCHAD site"
>leaks over new users probably more than most 4cucks
>things like "post moar" are completely removed from his vocabulary
R: 0 / I: 0
>adult swim logo
R: 9 / I: 3
>I'll have a double triple slopjak deluxe, on a jarty, four by four fnf pedo style, extra awards with a contacts list and a rope, light axle liquify tool, make it brown and fat, add flies, and quote it on the namefags I hate.
<We serve gems here, xir.
R: 2 / I: 1
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?????? Shittokers what is this?????
R: 4 / I: 1
im cracking my fingers
R: 0 / I: 0
>>soiniggers
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>saying "nusoi" instead of "newgod"
R: 6 / I: 1
sojak: cartoon
pepe: cartoon
gigachad: real life
laugh: real life
R: 8 / I: 1
Nusois have no culture keeeeek
R: 0 / I: 0
Risk of rain 2 survivors ranked by race
R: 3 / I: 0
@grok is this true?
R: 394 / I: 423 (sticky)

Board Banner Contest

Create new banners themed after every board but /soy/.

These will be for the ones that appear above the board title.

I'll rank the submissions and the winners will get a GemPass when the deadline hits

Deadline is November 30th

Guidelines
Must include soyjak.party/st and the board's url name somewhere
Use 600x200 resolution or anything with a 3:1 ratio
can be animated
file size doesn't matter

Deadline is November 30th
R: 0 / I: 0
I have a neanderthal in a chat, we have an ice dweller in the chat, let me get rid of this ice dweller.
R: 1 / I: 0
Read the rules, pls.
R: 0 / I: 0

new 'toss

>second panel, rightmost tail feather of turkey
R: 6 / I: 1
they look like and say this
>THIS FICTIONAL CARTOON CHARACTER IS QUEER AND AUTISTIC BECAUSE YES OK
<MUH DISNEY AND NETFLIX ARE PUSHING THEIR WOKE AGENDA TO ME
R: 0 / I: 0
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>using soy jack dot party without knowing anything about politics
R: 7 / I: 2
does anyone have that one image of a fat pink pooner
R: 41 / I: 7
I'm starting to think a lot of us have some kind of unified chudsphere space internet lumps us into, to test it I'll ask people who have been here for around for atleast 6 months or more to answer these questions:
1. Do you know music artist Rebel Son? Or do you have lots of confed stuff reccomended to you online
2. Do you get ads for military memorabilia?
3. Do you get incelcore music reccomended to you?
4. Do you get stuff about lolcows reccomended to you?
5. Do you get sharty related videos made outside the soysphere reccomended to you on jewtube?
6. Do you get gun ads / videos
Ϫ. Do you get reccomended random obscure small RW channels?
7. Do you know hard archive?
8. Do you get 4cuck greentext compilations in reccomended?
9. Do you get videos about shootings or radical organizations reccomended to you?
>arrow because I certainly do not look like this
R: 4 / I: 0
nigga wtf is a "branigger" am i that out of touch with political slop
R: 2 / I: 1
jump off st johns if aryan
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
>obsessed city slickers o algo
R: 1 / I: 0
I dont talk to real people most of the days, like the closer I get to a social interaction is shitposting in this website. It is not that I dont leave my house, but I just dont interact with anyone. Do you also live a lonely life, 'teens?
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 7 / I: 4
>Can you get groomed soon please
R: 3 / I: 0
It's been so very foggy recently… But I don't mind, fog is nice
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
it's cloudly and it's cold outside, i cant wait to wear my favorite black trenchcoat.
R: 1 / I: 1
>hood
>chainz
>shawty
>dem
>dat
R: 5 / I: 1
having your girlfriend peg you is aryan
disagree if gay
R: 36 / I: 22
Imagine if this happened in the Simpsons
R: 9 / I: 0
>/dem/
R: 4 / I: 1
its raining outside
R: 6 / I: 2
i am into bbc
ama
R: 8 / I: 2
tbh these carnivore niggers are becoming as annoying as vegans used to be back then
R: 1 / I: 1
>Do you know that birds are actually dinosaurs, and crocodiles are closer to birds than lizards?
R: 15 / I: 4
815 people saw this and liked it
R: 0 / I: 0
>Qjak
R: 4 / I: 1
R: 2 / I: 1
You see how I stim like an aryan? Fuggen jerdee
R: 2 / I: 2
Buster won
R: 1 / I: 0

"Sway"

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Burn, burn, burn, burn

Just a little and nothing now it's over
Just a little and nothing now it's done
What you said, no
You're never gonna say again
In your own special way you tear me down

Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)

Neither up nor down
Just been turned and turned
It just sits inside so it burns and burns
If I can't decide what makes you hurt
In your own special way you tear me down

Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)

So ask me please, please
So ask me please, please
So ask me please, please
So ask me please, please

Give me something good, now
Something good
Give me something good, now
Give me the fire

Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)
Sway (so hypnotic)

Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way
Come sway this way (Sway)
Come sway this way (Sway)
Come sway this way (Sway)
Come sway this way (Sway)
Come sway this way
R: 28 / I: 2
/soy/ i heard some of you are develotrannies
What's best for creating vidya C# C++ or JS
R: 1 / I: 0
>soiniggers
R: 1 / I: 0
why is the spy so obsessed
i main engineer and i built a tiny little base near the payload drop area
until this fuckass spy came along and zapped my shit like a slf
luckily i killed it second time it tried to zap my shit
R: 9 / I: 4
I may have just created the next biggest meme
A gemerald one could say
R: 0 / I: 0
Pull

Steamroller rollin' through my head said
Attached to loco, power up coal
Through the system out to the right said
You're in my light

Lock down the generator, on man screw
Don't use the system, use the main plan
Full power, up to the point man
Don't fuck with me

M loco, mi loco
Mi loco, mi loco
Mi loco, mi loco
Mi loco, mi loco
Pull

Steamroller rollin' through my head said
Attached to loco, power up coal
Through the system out to the right said
You're in my light

Lock down the generator, on man screw
Don't use the system, use the main plan
Full power, up to the point man
Don't fuck with me

Mi loco, mi loco
Mi loco, mi loco
Mi loco, mi loco
Mi loco, mi loco

Steamroller rollin' through my head said
Attached to loco, power up coal
Through the system out to the right said
You're in my light

Lock down the generator, on man screw
Don't use the system, use the main plan
Full power, up to the point man
Don't fuck with me

Mi loco, mi loco
Mi loco, mi loco
Mi loco, mi loco
Mi loco, mi loco
R: 280 / I: 155

Another suicide at the fosgate bridge

making this thread for documentation and bc previous OP did not turn on ID while a htsm spammer is spamming /soy/

https://xcancel.com/SeveredData/
it seems xe was accused of pedophilia, and this was xis motivation to end it

FULL suicide note: https://docs.google.com/document/d/106eFDYxaaZOvdRyEP2wpr08Iq_3U7eR-i-a-UmIlt84/preview?pru=AAABmtywE70*X4aOLzbV9p5fR6GZg4LRDg&tab=t.0
R: 2 / I: 2
>The sunny is NOT a real splinter. You VVILL NOT research.
R: 4 / I: 2
why do y'all care about trans people so much
R: 1 / I: 1
eating an oreo mcflurry right now I transheart goyslop
R: 109 / I: 36

What is your political ideology? (Serious answers only)
R: 39 / I: 52
R: 0 / I: 0
>soiniggers
R: 0 / I: 0
>soiniggers
R: 7 / I: 1

what do i goon to

I’m horny and bored https://soyjakwiki.org/images/7/77/Awardsan_neutral_markiplier.png
R: 7 / I: 1
I made peppermint
R: 7 / I: 2
I just got a crush on a femGOY, is it over, niggers?
R: 1 / I: 1
soiniggers
R: 1 / I: 0
>when the fajitas come out sizzlin
R: 7 / I: 0
just made this absolutely vantawhite gemerald, AMA
R: 11 / I: 10
Soydule?
R: 0 / I: 0
/soy/ i heard some of you are develotrannies
What's best for creating vidya C# C++ or JS
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 0
89447
R: 0 / I: 0
'jak him
R: 19 / I: 16
Are there any good Christian flags
R: 0 / I: 0
My wife is applauding me from the other room, can you tell me why?
R: 0 / I: 0
>babybot
<shitbot
^ 'pbot
R: 40 / I: 10

Cacaborea Airlines

Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
R: 1 / I: 1
>fucking kill yourself xitter tiny white pecker cuckold subhumanoid
>
>I JUST FUCKED YOUR MOM WITH MY BIG FAT BLACK COCK
>I HAVE HUGE BLACK BALLS
>
>
>COMMIT
>FUCKING
>SUICIDE
>
>YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A TINY WHITE PECKER
>NO WOMAN WILL EVER LOVE YOU
>
>WHITEBOIS EXIST TO BE CUCKED, TO TROON OUT, AND THEN COMMIT SUICIDE
R: 13 / I: 6
George floyd is the only nigger to go to heaven
R: 9 / I: 0
why do zillions of 4cuckolds and shartcuckolds all have twitter accounts to see who is behind various BBC/BNWO/QOS accounts and stuff?

I thought we were all anti-mainstream-social-media.

Where did all of these normalfaggot cuckoldoid subhumanoid tiny white peckerhitlers come from? Go back and fucking castrate yourselves white tranny faggot cuck subhumanoids and then commit fucking suicide.
R: 4 / I: 1
Name him
R: 18 / I: 1
I'm going to college what's the chuddiest field I can study.
R: 2 / I: 0
what did dnb do to get killed? what happened to his parents?
R: 3 / I: 0
>admin worshipping every admin
R: 0 / I: 0
Remember? it’s almost been 2 years since the TROLLTIMES brought the sharty out of it’s misery for the first time and this year won’t be any different…
Trololololololol ooooo trololololololol ooooooooooo
R: 6 / I: 5
>UR RE OBZEZED
R: 9 / I: 1
consuming drugs is as bad as consuming 'p or gore because drug cartels create drugs o algo
R: 9 / I: 4
>3-0
<3-0
>3-0
<3-0
ITT WE LEAVE GEMMY REVIEWS FOR SAINT JOHN BRIDGE ON GOOGLE
GO GO GO
R: 0 / I: 0
>Living at Nová Vrchoslav 122 Krupka
R: 4 / I: 1
>gooning to 'ch
>gooning to 'll
>gooning to 'ñ
R: 2 / I: 1
Millions of people just got rugpulled by dogecoin
R: 16 / I: 3
redditors made this image
What you think?
R: 30 / I: 13

Is wanting a woman to dominate you gay?


serious poll
R: 14 / I: 3
Im on meth AMA, i am in my room rn trying to not make too much noise (paranoia) so i feel like talking on the sharty
R: 5 / I: 0
we should troll the braniggers by larping as troons, imagine the fallout geg
>have you heard of those soyjak party people?
<yeah i've heard of them, aren't they pro israel?
>transgender people which are pro israel? i really dont believe it
<transgender??? these people were really transphobic and even raided a transgender memorial on wplace…
>but they were all trannies when they raided us… huh???
<are you sure we got raided by the same people?
>i think you have the wrong people…
<no YOU have the wrong people.
>shut the fuck up tranny, YOU got raided by larps
<no YOU did you bigot, follow your leader.
R: 3 / I: 2
Be honest /pol/, Have you lost faith in Donald Trump recently?
R: 29 / I: 12
this whole situation got me pretty angry
like, at least grant fosgatte ACKed because of the heckin transphobic comments and was loved in the LGBTHIV+ community
but this faggot tried to ACK because xhe was exposed as a pedo and the worst of all is that apparently xhe survived
even faggots and troons hate xhim for using grant as some kind of shield against his """allegations""" (he molested a 14 year old btw)
R: 2 / I: 0
how do you find a google account from a google doc again
R: 2 / I: 0
HOW TO FIX THE SHARTY
1) make me owner
2) kill everyone that i dont like
R: 0 / I: 0
>touching grass le good even doe your hands might get dirty
R: 11 / I: 4
>im such a brappy janny
>*bbrrppfpfop* *ban*
>ooaaghhhhh
>see im banning soyfaaaags
>im…not accepting appeals uh
R: 3 / I: 1

TND Nigger Hate

Fund the KKK on XMR here: 46u83aEL5LpRMVE5GHoyFv8T8YL7LMXEUCM4fCm3eh2nTLMBQsKM7dp3J1WaMaLsAC3V5dBccLsvVa4TE8aBgrXgFgWg7hH
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
i look like hunky twink sex machine
soyjak this man
R: 0 / I: 0
mfw: Jump The Jump Bridge The Off
R: 5 / I: 2
first 'jak of brimstone winter
R: 107 / I: 31

First post here and probably last

I’m being accused of rugpulling a bunch of retards with a memecoin on twitter for some reason even tho im not the one who actually owns it.
I hope some people here recognize me because i really need your help.
R: 1 / I: 1
#jerk4kirk
R: 2 / I: 0
I want to look like this
R: 1 / I: 1
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>…
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
R: 12 / I: 5
>fucking your chicken before you eat it
R: 7 / I: 4
dobnigger leaking
R: 8 / I: 7

DISOBEY IF PEDO

DONATE MONERO XMR IF *NOT* PEDO AND YOU SUPPORT TPD
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R: 6 / I: 4
jak this
>>'jak this
>htsm
R: 0 / I: 0
gemmyahhjak thread
R: 20 / I: 11
first word you see describes (You)♥️
R: 2 / I: 2
stop posting HTSM… It's turning me on!
R: 0 / I: 0
THIS IS YOUR DAILY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT TOILET NIGGERS DO NOT EXIST, NOR HAVE THEY EVER EXISTED.
IF YOU BELIEVE DIFFERENTLY, YOU ARE INVITED TO VISIT DR. SOYBERG IMMEDIATELY.
R: 0 / I: 0
ITT we try finding out what shitcoin xhe’s talking about
>>14122939(OP)
R: 21 / I: 11
i jerked off to zillyjak ama (my laptop is sticky now)
R: 34 / I: 4

ITT we invent and force new soyspeak

Choon/Channies = 4channers
R: 4 / I: 1
>am I fucked
I’m not an ugly person I’m attractive. My issue is I’m genuinely to fucking stupid to do anything, my first instinct upon befriend a women was nick naming her “foid” and so I started calling her “my favorite foid” to her face

Now what
R: 0 / I: 0
>Flood detected;post discarded.
htsm
R: 9 / I: 4
>let's make this catch on
R: 7 / I: 1
'jak this
R: 3 / I: 0
In 1999, I killed someone during the commission of a robbery.
R: 1 / I: 0

hav u failed NNN mane?
R: 5 / I: 4

how u look when u give me monero

46u83aEL5LpRMVE5GHoyFv8T8YL7LMXEUCM4fCm3eh2nTLMBQsKM7dp3J1WaMaLsAC3V5dBccLsvVa4TE8aBgrXgFgWg7hH
R: 1 / I: 0
lets make this catch on
R: 2 / I: 1
>no nut November
<destroy dick December
R: 2 / I: 1
>'jak this
htsm
R: 0 / I: 0
>>let's make this catch on
R: 19 / I: 1
Who the fuck is that
R: 3 / I: 1
>yes somebody who looks like that probably says that
R: 0 / I: 0
>Too many emojis.
htsm
R: 8 / I: 4
>another trans person suicide thread
You WILL NEVER stop us transgenderGODS, chuddie ;3
R: 4 / I: 0
67 fps in tf2
R: 13 / I: 6
Can someone put jaks on this image for me to save, im at university and go home at 2 am very cucked i know
R: 1 / I: 1
4gay gemmies thread please
R: 21 / I: 27
ITT we post funny gigas
R: 0 / I: 0
The nusuicide in fosgatte Is Fake and gay o algo
R: 9 / I: 3
I laugh like an idiot when I gigaquote my own posts.
R: 36 / I: 5
Is this IAS
R: 1 / I: 1
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
R: 1 / I: 1
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>…
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
R: 1 / I: 1
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>…
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
R: 11 / I: 1
anyone have the imag of the pepe and the bunny character ai realitic i fcant findnit ong google
R: 16 / I: 6
ITT:We go fishing at Portland bridge
R: 4 / I: 2
brimstone winter thread
R: 5 / I: 1
>tfw you see DDR5 prices
R: 5 / I: 3
>based furrs
>the TND fox
R: 3 / I: 0
does anyone have that namefag world map
R: 7 / I: 3
'jak xiiiiiiiiiiim
R: 3 / I: 2
I printed a Blacked rule 34 art and hid it in my classroom at school or something
R: 4 / I: 1
i want an app thats like cord but is actually moderated and soybased
R: 9 / I: 2
> did you know that liking masculine women is gay as fuck? I mean yep, thats still a woman, but when she doesn't look woman enough who knows, maybe she loses all her feminine value… What if she looks indeed like a man we can call her… You know… Man? And don't get me started on feminine guys.

< Yoooooo thats so wholesome and gender affirming! Thanks kind stranger!?!


< Fard o algo
R: 23 / I: 0
>STOP SAYING HISA, IT'S OFFENSIVE IM NON BINARY YOU SHOULD SAY TASA
R: 29 / I: 0
foie gras torchon
R: 1 / I: 1
>soyence
R: 45 / I: 8
is like strong and masculine women gay
i mean its technically a girl
and it has a pussy
R: 2 / I: 2
Muzzieratniggers really like to see their wives get railed by the bbc geeeg
>
R: 2 / I: 0
Hello, hi, I'm a 2019 guy
I don't need drugs to get high, I have Soylent and wine
I respect girls by getting friend-zoned and denied
I think about them and cry, I am totally fine
Testosterone's low, feeling's high
That's how you know I'm truly 2019 Guy
My dick's not big, my girlfriend fucked my friend
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
'Cause I'm a cuck, and I hope he fucks her good
In a way, I wish I could
I just want to watch!
Hello, hi, I'm a 2019 guy
I think science is a lie, I am offended online
I'm fragile and shy, I don't really go outside
I don't have friends, that's why I am offended all the time
2019, 2019, 2019
My dick's not big, my girlfriend fucked my friend
You say I'm down on my luck, I say it's a win-win
'Cause I'm a cuck, and I hope he fucks her good
In a way I wish I could
(His dick's not big, so I fucked his friend)
(I say he's down on his luck, he says it's a win-win)
'Cause I'm a cuck, and I hope he fucks her good
In a way, I wish I could
I just want to watch!
2019, 2019, 2019
R: 0 / I: 0
Liking masc foids is gay. You might as well goon to trans porn at this point.
R: 82 / I: 32

Round of 64, Lee Goldson vs Tank

previous thread: >>14110164
ITT: WE ARE GOING TO RIG /MLP/'S MR. MLP TO MAKE LEE GOLDSON WIN
/mlp/ is hosting their annual session of gooning over cartoon characters, this time men. They average around 100 votes every round so it shouldn't be too hard to rig it in favor of Lee. He won round of 128 and is in round of 64 now.
<REDDIT SPACING
Step 1: Navigate to https://forms.gle/Tn8dokekBHmEK89Y9
Step 2: You will see 3 verification questions. It's very important that everyone here puts in the correct answers BUT FORMATTED DIFFERENTLY so that the host doesn't catch on that rigging is going on. Here are some example answers:
>How is Nicolas Cage connected to pony?
<Tracy Cage
<through tracy
<tracy cage
<tracy cage's cutie mark
<tracy CAGE
<AND VARIATIONS OF THEREOF, can also be expanded into sentences like "He's Tracy Cage's cutie mark"
>Who declared G5 to be cancelled for the sake of this timeline?
<Chris Chan
<chris chan did
<Chris chan
<Chris Chan I think
<it was chris chan
<AND VARIATIONS
>Which show writer do we always thank?
<M.A. Larson
<Larson
<Thank you M.A. Larson
<we thank Larson
<m.a. larson
<AND VARIATIONS
Step 3: Next, you'll have a bunch of matchups to vote in. Make sure to vote in every single one you see (a bunch of accounts specifically voting for lee and nothing else is very suspicious, I had my own rigged votes removed for this before). It can be random votes, it really doesn't matter. Matchup 2 is Lee vs Tank, this is the only vote that actually matters, though you could also rig it further by voting for Senor Huevos on matchup 26 (closely associated with lee) and Adolf Hitler on matchup 15.
Step 4: Once you're done with the actual important votes you can navigate to mini-brackets. Just put in some random votes for the ponyslop characters so you don't look suspicious, then ctrl+f Don Turtelli and Lee Goldson to vote for them. Senor Huevos will appear in the mini-brackets in the next round.
Step 5: The rest of the votes don't matter, you can pick completely at random. On the bot page just put in the code and hit submit.
Repeat this process on as many accounts as you can!
<REDDIT SPACING
This is round 64. Lee won the previous round by a small margin, we need much more accounts putting in votes for him. Senor Huevos is also going to struggle this round, the character he got put up against is very popular. ALSO MAKE SURE YOUR VOTES ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE, FOR BONUS GOODIE POINTS DONT JUST DIRECTLY COPY MY ANSWERS, EDIT THEM A LITTLE
also your google account is not shared so don't worry about leaking your gmail, goy
(to ponypedos who find this thread: you have no way of discerning who is one of us. you should cope and ACK)
R: 59 / I: 56
ITT we literalgigaquote. i'll start
>drowning in the ocean
R: 3 / I: 2
>why are you taking your clothes off, pepe?
R: 9 / I: 2
STOP SPAMMING THE SAME PASTA YOU DUMB NIGGAS im trans btw
R: 2 / I: 1
THE CHICKEN TOLD ME TO SHUT UP
R: 5 / I: 6
>Alright xister
>Come on roping theyby
>You know what time it is
>"LADIES" AND POONER MEN
>String your ropes up, s- string your ropes up
>String your, string, string your ropes up
>String, string, string your, string your ropes up
>A CHUDDY 'TOSS GEM
>Your ropes up
>String your ropes up, string your ropes up, string your ropes up
>'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (What?)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Come on!)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Yeah)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN
>Now I know y'all be jumpin' this bridge right here
>C-H-U-D CHUD is right here
>People fallin' down put your hands in the air
>If you dont care
>That we dont care
>4 + 1, thats troon statistics
>Groomin' all those kids, with your woke tranny shit
>But we dont like that
>So shut the fuck up
>And -ACK! the fuck up
>While we CHUD this track up
>String your ropes up
>String your ropes up
>S-, string your ropes up
>String your ropes up
>Bump the thread UP
>YOU 'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>YOU 'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (What?)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Come on!)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Yeah)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN
>You wanna mess with and touch kids (Yeah)
>Now youre getting messed with by kids (Why?)
>Because were on this 'site
>Every day and every night
>And were looking for your Xitter
>Yeah we do it all the time
>So yeah better hide your dox
>Or you might commit suicide
>Were like a gang rep
>So dont complain geg
>24/7 we got you doing raid checks
>Old school trollers
>Dunking on the new fags
>Nusois, nu'teens
>Putting trannies into bodybags
>String your ropes up
>String your ropes up
>S-, string your ropes up
>String your ropes up
>YOU 'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>YOU 'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (What?)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Come on!)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Yeah)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN
>Hey ladies (Where you at?), hey fellas (Where you at?)
>Just kidding you've got the wrong stuff
>But all the chudders (Where you at?)
>And all the raiders (Where you at?)
>And all the people who hate the skin-flayers
>Dox GODs (Where you at?)
>'Jak caddies (Where you at?)
>And all the people dunking on the trannies (Where you at?)
>Now hey -ACK!ers
>And faggots
>YoullprobablykillyourselfbecauseImadethisonglol
>YOU 'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>YOU 'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (What?)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Come on!)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Yeah)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN
>YOU 'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>YOU 'LOG IN AND TROON OUT
>CLIMB UP AND JUMP DOWN
>-ACK! CHUD -ACK! CHUD
>NOW YOUR GONNA FALL NOW
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (What?)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Come on!)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN (Yeah)
>'Keep: ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN, ROPIN
R: 4 / I: 0
>Order #56 a semi-relevant 'toss with a punchline
R: 0 / I: 0
fuckin chuds and marios fuggen jerdee
R: 0 / I: 0
Anyone know the link to the 'ru image of a hanging gay Pepe?
R: 2 / I: 0
there should be a thing on the banned page where it hacks their pc and forces them to place quake for 36 hours straight
R: 2 / I: 0
Warrior-Z was just mugged and beaten up in the street. Snopes is this true?
R: 6 / I: 1
would you scratch your ass for mossad? i wouldnt
R: 33 / I: 13
ITT: we share the music we listen to in the background while studying
R: 1 / I: 0
Purple lee revive thread
R: 0 / I: 0
>Subway Surfers immigrants
R: 1 / I: 0
>pornhub immigrants
R: 18 / I: 10
jak this
R: 6 / I: 1
>Bangjak will NEVER be a gem!
<What was that, punk?
>Oh, uhm. Nothing.
R: 3 / I: 1
>vlodson.party migrants
R: 5 / I: 4
<for a matter of fact we must celebrate indian culture because i goon to pretty trans indian girls eating their shit on r/indianshiteatsnsfw
R: 38 / I: 8

is liking masculine women gay?


is liking masculine women gay???
R: 1 / I: 0
PPH IS SO FUGGEN BACK
R: 2 / I: 1
>GEEECHYOOO FUNKIN ASS BACK IN HERE RIGHT NOW CUZ THAT AINT GUN WORK! OH THAT AINT GONNA WORK! YOU TIRED? ILL JUST WHOOP YOU RIGHT AFTER! YO ASS GUN BE AFRAID OR WAT!? FUCK WRONG WID U? SHIT! IDIOT!
>"PLEASE"? "PLEASE" WHAT? I SAID "PLEASE" WHAT!? let's go
R: 2 / I: 0
>open website
>see russian advertisement using this image
R: 5 / I: 1
>Was tust du da?! Hör sofort auf! Erwecke mich nicht wieder zum Leben! Ich will nicht sehen, was aus meinen Ideologien und Theorien geworden ist! Hör bitte auf!!!
<Hahaha I'm literally reviving Karl Marx rn man
R: 4 / I: 2
>I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD!
<THAT'S RACIST, YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD
>NNNIII-
>AAAAAACK!!!
R: 8 / I: 0
I gooned to BBC porn on simpcity.
R: 1 / I: 0
Wangjak is becoming incredibly popular what's her secret?
>
R: 1 / I: 1
Stupid slavegarian submissive sissy scum weak trash.
R: 3 / I: 1
I’m a fucking nigger shitskin
R: 55 / I: 30

soyjak.st

All party culture is forced. also /soy/ has been coaly the last 5 years or so. Nate it's always been over… it never even happened.
R: 2 / I: 1
boo
R: 4 / I: 3
>soyboys pretending that south park is still good after they made the episode where two fourth-grade children are faggots
R: 8 / I: 1

BATTLE ROYALE


ROUND 1

WHO WIN
R: 0 / I: 0
>sabrina coalpenter
R: 1 / I: 0

Did you goon to sprunki or incredibox mustard more?
R: 22 / I: 10
why would you ever want to be white. White people are responsible for slavery and rape and pillage and wars
R: 1 / I: 0
walk a take or something
R: 3 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
Fuck mobile users, fuck samefaggers, fuck nusois, and fuck the faggots that don't want to attach images to their replies.
R: 0 / I: 0
google>sharty
R: 3 / I: 1
>going to bed at 10am
R: 1 / I: 0
>making an extremely big png file to fuck over quote
R: 1 / I: 0

do goy have souls?
R: 0 / I: 0
jak this
R: 1 / I: 0
>muh heckin code blockerinos dude hu ha
R: 15 / I: 1
what does p mean
im a nusoi
>
R: 5 / I: 2
>Yeah I’m a STONE COLD HITLERITE we need to bomb (((Zion))) back to the stone age
<Hey Nate I actually find you really cute and I was wondering if after school we cou-
>GLORY TO ISRAEL,THE IDF, BENJAMIN NETANYAHU AND THE 6 QUINTILLION DEAD IN THE HOLOCAUST. NEVER FORGET
R: 3 / I: 0
jak this
<
R: 6 / I: 6
i post coal all day. i live off coal. gems do not sustain me enough
R: 2 / I: 1
Bobson on da 'log award
R: 1 / I: 0
>LOCAL FAT BASTARD IS EATING EVERYTHING
R: 3 / I: 1
’Jak xim
R: 9 / I: 1
I'm so fucking scared
R: 2 / I: 1
Joyjaks won
Incels.is won
R: 2 / I: 1
no arrow, therefore I am going to kill you
R: 9 / I: 5

This is the so called “safe & free-harm” gender-affirming care.

I was browsing the ‘fe the other day and found this gemmy HHS academic paper about the “troony dysphoria” controversy of the current decade.
https://opa.hhs.gov/gender-dysphoria-report
Give it a look at the summary report if you have time, even if they claim that they’re using neutral phrasing/reasoning in order to avoid supporting any of the current day political bias, they end up presenting data and arguments that end up hurting the “gender-theory” bullshit narrative that is mainly upheld by pseudoscientific and delusional /tttt/cucky talking points.
If you’re still obsessed about having a “backed soyentific proof” for your reasonable transphobia, this fairly recent peer-reviewed study might aswell fully redpill you on this matter.
R: 17 / I: 10
R: 505 / I: 117

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 33 / I: 8

This is the site where the schizo spam came from

https://quadrato309.substack.com
EVERYTHING'S FUCKING SCARY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
R: 10 / I: 2
if you dont help suicidal people by telling them they're worthless why do we help transgender people by telling them they're valid and give them an irreversible decision instead of working to help them
R: 1 / I: 1
I have been in the school bathroom browsing sharty for like an hour now
R: 8 / I: 3
soyify this
R: 0 / I: 0
molecule
R: 8 / I: 1
FROOT AND QUOTE JUST JUMPED OFF THE ST JOHNS BRIDGE
R: 3 / I: 1
>and will not expire.
R: 0 / I: 0
my best friend is changing schools so now i'll be the singular only person right of kamala, there going to kill me aren't they?
R: 13 / I: 5
itt we kill all niggers, rape all niggers, and toss nigger babies into trash cans
R: 13 / I: 7
Itoddler is should be banned for rule 12
R: 247 / I: 237
'jak this meeper
R: 6 / I: 4
>be me
>have slow ass internet
>beat your router up because of that
>break your router
>the router doesnt work
>now the internet isnt slow it just doesnt work
>beat it up again
>it starts working
R: 11 / I: 6
Leaked image of Quotes face
R: 2 / I: 1
see im creating gas digesting food
R: 0 / I: 0
ITT we build a sharty bridge and bait troons into ACKing from it
R: 9 / I: 0
Me and my husband
R: 15 / I: 9
Does anyone else lick the poop off their fingers after fingering themselves?
R: 17 / I: 10
Jak this
R: 15 / I: 7
jak them
R: 2 / I: 0
how have your days been 'teens
R: 328 / I: 138

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 705 / I: 85
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split2.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 188 / I: 26

Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

Thread 3. Now updating every other day (hopefully)
Website: https://hansamsler.com/save-the-bull/
<reddit space
<reddit space
>>13825123
You can't just watch this injustice any longer. Summoning courage, you raise your hand and clear your throat.
>Hey, Doorknob, you shouldn't be so mean to service workers. They're just trying to get by, and it's really tough for them in this economy. Please show some empathy.
Doorknob goes silent and turns to face you.
Then, he explodes.
–<FUCK YOU SAYIN TO ME NIGGA? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TALK LIKE DAT TO ME, MUTHAFUCKA? HUH? YOU BITCH-ASS WHITEBOY?? I AIN'T FUCK WITH YOU! YOU AIN'T MY HOMIE!!! AINT NO CRACKA ASS EVER GON BE MY HOMIE!!
<FUCK YOU THINKIN' YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FUCK YOU NIGGA!!–
The barrel of his gun hovers inches away from your face. You quake in your seat, terrified to move a muscle.
>Um… I.. um.. I'm-I'm sorry…
<YOU BETTA' BE SORRY, YOU GAYASS FUCKIN' FAGGOT!! I OUGHTA CAP YOU RIGHT NOW!!
R: 1512 / I: 363

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 434 / I: 105

NO NUT NOVEMBER DAY 8

MORNING FUCKERS, IT'S DAY 8 OF OPERATION NO NUT NOVEMBER
<
Today I believe our target is Peterraynor, but other targets can be worked on as well, but they MUST be on the list, unless they are truly brimstone, they won't be a priority
<
THINGS TO NOTE
<
1. REMEMBER TO 'CHIVE EVERYTHING
<
2. FILTER ANY AND ALL DERAILNIGGERS BY ID AND IGNORE XHEM
<
Other than that, we're good to go for Day 8
R: 152 / I: 42
the Snarky poopy
R: 390 / I: 68

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 405 / I: 90
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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