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If you are learning Japanese/Korean/any other gook langauge as a westerner, you have a porn addiction and should stop learning it and pick up a real language.
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>MUH HECKIN PROBLEMATIC 4CUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
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FINAL SHARTY ICEBERG THREAD

Hello. Not sure if anyone remembers, but a few months ago, I made this (very autistic) sharty iceberg chart. I planned to make a long youtube video on it, however irl stuff got in the way and I couldn't make it. Now, im back and I want to finish it. The only problem is that now, the iceberg thread is a bit outdated.
Please give me your ideas for possible entries in this thread. Anything goes. Preferably, things that happened in the last month or two. (any admin drama, cool raids, ect)

Also, im looking for possible voice actors, if anyone wants to be part of the video.


TLDR give me ideas on what to put on the hecking icebergerino.
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who should i goon to today?
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ITT: WE ARE GOING TO RIG /MLP/'S MR. MLP TO MAKE LEE GOLDSON WIN
/mlp/ is hosting their annual session of gooning over cartoon characters, this time men. They average around 100 votes every round so it shouldn't be too hard to rig it in favor of Lee.
<REDDIT SPACING
Step 1: Navigate to https://forms.gle/Tn8dokekBHmEK89Y9
Step 2: You will see 3 verification questions. It's very important that everyone here puts in the correct answers BUT FORMATTED DIFFERENTLY so that the host doesn't catch on that rigging is going on. Here are some example answers:
>How would Shining Armor describe his tea?
bomb-ass tea, bomb-ass, Bomb ass, VARIATIONS (turn it into sentences like "he'd describe it as bomb-ass tea")
>Whose wedding did King Zebra plot to ruin?
Twi's and Blueblood's, Twilight's and Blueblood's, Twi wedding, twi & blueblood, Twilight Sparkle and Prince Blueblood's wedding, VARIATIONS
>What other name is 'MandoPony' known by?
mandopedo, MandoPedo, Mandopedo, not much variation here
Step 3: Next, you'll have a bunch of matchups to vote in. Make sure to vote in every single one you see (a bunch of accounts specifically voting for lee and nothing else is very suspicious, I had my own rigged votes removed for this before). It can be random votes, it really doesn't matter. Matchup 59 is Lee vs pedoslop, this is the only vote that actually matters, though you could also rig it further by voting for Senor Huevos on matchup 60 (closely associated with lee).
Step 4: Once you're done with the actual important votes you can navigate to mini-brackets. Just put in some random votes for the ponyslop characters so you don't look suspicious, then ctrl+f Lee Goldson, Don Turtelli and Señor Huevos to vote for them.
Step 5: The rest of the votes don't matter, you can pick completely at random. On the bot page just put in the code and hit submit.
Repeat this process on as many accounts as you can!
<REDDIT SPACING
This is round 128 but it'd be absolutely hilarious if we could rig it so that Lee wins every round and gets crowned the winner. Now you can start rigging.
(to ponypedos who find this thread: you have no way of discerning who is one of us. you should cope and ACK)
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jak this
R: 9 / I: 1
Nazis and White Nationalists being in power is actually good for the BNWO because the white race being preserved means snowbunnies still exist. If the white race isn't preserved then everyone will turn into shitskin mulattos and there won't be any snowbunnies to be bred by BBC
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OPERATION: NO NUT NOVEMBER DAY 24
DONT FORGET TO CHECK KIWIFARMS OR DOXBIN IF THAT SPECIFIC TARGET ALREADY HAS BEEN DOXXED
<preddit space
NOTABLE SHARTY DOX TOOLS
https://github.com/SystemCallW/Soylock
https://swolesome.pages.dev
<preddit space
previous thread
>>14088327
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1124-1230-46/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14088327.html
https://soyflash.xo.je/soychiver/archives/soy_14088327_v1.html
R: 11 / I: 1

Was the 1969 moon landing fake?


>one small step for soy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRLN24v5zAY
Xavier: Renegade Angel S2E1 | Vibracaust | adult swim
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>YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD!!!
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>How one speedrunner changed the Super Mario Maker 2 landscape FOREVER
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i made a soyjak
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Itt we write soypoems/literature

>I love to drink my soylent
>And so does my wifes bvll
>He fucks she sucks, I love to watch
>Oh isn't this wonderful!
R: 203 / I: 31

In an alternate universe

>We must secure a future for our Black children

^Oi mate, don't be Christophobic and Racist. Now we need to import three million whites every year for diversity. Also send Ireland more money Pagan and eat the Paganslop.
R: 13 / I: 3
SHUT UP CHICKEN
R: 15 / I: 6

SHARTY OS CENSUS (CYCLE THIS FOR 7 DAYS)


What desktop OS do you use
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terrashogunceanataurjak will catch on
please soyjak it
R: 12 / I: 2
Anyone wanna hop on 1v1 boxfights
R: 2 / I: 0
> the sharty shart the sharty sthe shar the shart the sharty te shaty the shartyu THE SHARTY
R: 0 / I: 0
>allowing yourself to get rugpulled by the 67 coin so you can track where the money really went
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2025 SHARTY
>actual faggots, yes, faggots on the site about making fun of effeminate men
>bajillion namefags that self insert as said effeminate men but buff and like heckin' superheroes that save us against the jardee by pasting the same copypasta a bajillion times in their chabolas
>bajillion troons that coal up the log with their troonslop 100% seriously and then HTSM quote you a thrembillion times for making fun of them because "YOU FELL FOW DAH FRIGGEN BAIT NUSOI, YOU ISSA STUPID EV&DOE I WAS POSTEN MUH TROONSLOP 100% SERIOUSLY, YOU SEE NUSOICACA ITS 100% SERIOUS UNTIL YOU REPLY TO IT, THEN IT WUZ DUH BAIT ALL ALONG"
>admins openly encourage the invasion of troons and faggots on the site and want this to turn into a centrist reddit 2 shithole, if you disagree you are htsm quoted of course
nigger site and nigger admins
R: 9 / I: 3

is this gif scary


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r/Semenretention
7 mdr. siden
WestJobs
Deltag

Female Attraction or Spiritual Theft? (Advanced Semen Retention)
Hello brothers, congratulations on being awakened to this practice, it's a blessing for sure.

I have been a long time member of this sub and seen many posts of different experiences.

Today, I'm going to talk about female attraction, not from the perspective that you're used to though.

Brothers, more than they want you, they want your energy. The term energy vampire is so real. For many females, the spirit of jezebel takes over them in order to get you to spill your seed.

I put advanced semen retention in the title because if you're just starting out I will seem like that crazy crackhead in the corner trying to explain secrets of life, or if intuitively you're ready for this information something deep within will understand.

Why did I make this post?

I'm in a relationship and have been for the past 3 years, so putting a streak together has been very difficult due to having sex. My partner has been battling with the idea of wanting to abstinent until marriage which I understood and respected but didn't feel the same conviction toward.

I managed to get a 50+ day streak going to start the year and since then I've been reminded of how beneficial this practice is.

Recently, I've stopped resisting her idea for no pre marital sex and just said fair enough, I'll use it to build my SR streak, it's a huge win for me anyway.

All of a sudden, anytime I hit 21 days or round about, she is dying to have sex. Last week I reached 20 days and we had sex but I didn't ejaculate, she got upset. In total we did it 3 times and on the third time I did. She said "Sorry but I needed it".

Needed what exactly? If we're not looking to have children, my semen shouldn't mean that much to you at this point.

That same night in my dream I saw a witch and she was laughing at me.

Me and my partner live together but this has been a real eye opener for me around thinking about our future. I have to protect my streak at all costs.

Now I watch her going about her life full of energy whilst I'm depleted.

Sorry if this post is all over the place, I'm on Day 2, still scramble brained.

Has anyone else had an experience like this? or something
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why do 'teens sage over "foids" so much

literally no reason to call them foids and allow them on this website
R: 4 / I: 0
yet another proof that diversity nigger propaganda is a ploy for globalist pedophile billionares to groom your kids, destroy all social media platforms, I rape all nigger agents who come to me, Rape Rape Rape. Every fucking shitskin and mutt will be grounded up and turned into nutrition paste for animals, animals will be turned into nutrition paste for surviving nigger slaves and surviving nigger slaves will carry giant hitler pillars carrying the white race to ascension to hyperborea with niggers left behind they will rot without jews to guide them and will devolve into monkeys until a proper mutation occurs to them in europe to make them evolve into whites again and the cycle will repeat, eventually more and more aryan super soldiers will gather in agartha for the deployment in this world again and destruction of illuminati nigger dictatorship.
R: 6 / I: 2
Does anyone 'N?
A 'teen toold me that its worse than 'o
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Mfs used to claim they're George floyd fans
Yet they can't even name 5 songs
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Seattle based pedophile "rights" group

https://www.beyondtheplus.org/

Found during the pediverse threads two months ago, there's an open pedophile group that pushes itself as a "wider queer movement" (jargon for being a kid diddler) that's based in seattle. The owner's face and possibly real name is public and they host a booth in seattle every other week.
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Two mega popular jaks came from jewtubers, maybe more could work
Jak this or something
R: 6 / I: 0
Now that the dust has settled, did he win?
R: 3 / I: 0
Can this be NAS but also Gemmy
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Two gems
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It is possible that your girlfriend may be a 'teen. Yes, your girlfriend could be on this very site, posting HTSM.
R: 3 / I: 2
pat pat good award san
R: 13 / I: 9
i just found a grooming factory, DOC. TOS.
R: 8 / I: 0
>Why are you taking off your pants, Soytan?
R: 9 / I: 1
What happened to the soyjak.party domain?
R: 5 / I: 0
that pepe splinter is such a DNB do new soil beans even know it existed at one point
R: 8 / I: 3
What is going on at the shiwi?
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>just… shut it down.
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>Haha! did I just hit a random freakin' crit? Dude, that is SO. FUCKING. COOL. I blew that dude to fucking pieces with my fists! This game is awesome, and fun little mechanics like this keep me coming back. I love the heavy weapons guy!
<was that a RANDOM FUCKING CRIT I JUST GOT HIT BY? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK VALVE. WHAT. THE. FUCKING. FUCK. HAVENT THEY WATCHED UNCLE DANE'S NEWEST VIDEO, SPONSORED BY SOYLENT, BLACKED.COM AND R/SCIENCE ON WHY THIS IS DETRIMENTAL TO THE GAMEPLAY OF SEASONED VETERANS LIKE MYSELF? THAT WAS JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR, I LOST MY 24 KILLSTREAK ON MY HALE'S OWN AUSTRALIUM PROFESSIONAL KILLSTREAK PINK SHEEN ROCKET LAUNCHER CALLED "SOLDIER SAYS TRANS RIGHTS :3' BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SHIT? I HOPE TYRONE IS FREE SO HE CAN COME AND PROLAPSE MY THICC, HAIRY FEMBOIPUSSY TO HELP RELIEVE ME OF THE FUCKING STRESS I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW. MOM! WHERE IS MY FUCKING ESTROGEN, YOU STUPID TERF CUNTOID? I NEED TO INCREASE MY DOSAGE FOR THE NEXT MEDIC COSPLAY I POST TO R/TF2
R: 5 / I: 0
/soy2/ wishes they could have awardsan
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I was molested as a baby boy
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R: 9 / I: 3
Gem pasta
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The sharty just isn’t ready for my peak
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hello hivemind of /soy/.
i have been pondering on what exactly awardsan can bring and i got a whole load of nothing. the website has been made to make fun of weak, effeminate men who take pride in being weak since it "demolishes prejudiced cultural norms". awardsan is exactly that, as it's just nate in a faggy costume. nate has a purpose since everyone knows the average user here is a young male in high school early college using their free time to 'ox and "revolt against the modern world" so its the best caricature as its true and makes us have a little bit of laugh at ourselves. awardsan doesnt represent anything. neither us nor our enemies. its just naste with a faggy cap and a faggy robe pasted over that make him look like he has a small body frame and is trying to be like a tranime boy from muh heckin' /a/. best case is if we ignore both the forcers who try to make it the next soytan and the frogkikes who make ao3 fanfiction about it. let them die in their own raisinflinging war.
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NUSOIS WHAT IS THIS
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Just delete /soy/ now
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R: 54 / I: 21
ITT you WILL post Awardsan variants. You WILL make Awardsan edits. You WILL save the site.
R: 12 / I: 5
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request

a fat brown hyperrealistic nigger with everything you dont like
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Never ride the agugu bus
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<!!Froot won!!
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i, awardsan talk in this font because i just do, ok?
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What model of gemini can I use to get stuff like this
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Fuck this website im tired
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T-Series won
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some nigger asked for this to be 'jakked and then the jannies obliterated his thread for being NAS so now ill post it here
>
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gem
transvestite
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NUSOICACAS…
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'teens decide what I buy from online/grocery store when I get paid
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>oy liburals, if i’m racialist, then why did i celebrate when ngubu scored that aboslute thundertwat bangeh vs faggotham FC
R: 2 / I: 0
is being a pilot an infinite pussy glitch as xhey say?
R: 4 / I: 1
>Spamming
>Offsiter raid
>soycords and soygrams
<Posting Awardsan
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Does anyone know where this 'jak came from I need to tag it correctly on the 'ru, how could you tell?
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Do you eat peanut butter? it contains a lot of protein and good fats
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If you are circumsised, how do you have sex with someone and cum inside them?
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Just saw some schizoid troon say that all sharty users are closeted faggots.

they are confusing us with TheFrogPond troons
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Namefags I swear to god, you ruined this fucking site, and the ru' too. You motherfuckers are aids. im trans btw
R: 3 / I: 1
AWARDSAN IS FORCED COAL STOP POSTING XIM
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kollector will kollect all of the gets
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just listenened to it again :3
R: 1 / I: 1
BROOOO 😭
R: 13 / I: 1
autistic women here i come
to fuck you
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>gender identity
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SHARTY GNU+LINUX/UNIX DISTRO CENSUS (CYCLE THIS FOR 7 DAYS)


What linux distro do you use (desktop)
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gemmy?
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I have a troonslop interest that I would like to discuss online (somewhere here with a very anti-gooner mindset), but I don't want to force it on you 'teens because I know you don't like it, I also don't want to go to 4chan because they're pretentious pedophile sex pests who ruin everything. Any suggestions? Any good boards that facilitate that discussion.
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THE FNF PEDO IS REAL
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sharty fixation syndrome test
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R: 40 / I: 6

Where did you come from?
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>I still can’t people there are people in 2025 who still believe in a sky daddy out there with 0 proof
<oh yeah transgenderism and gender identity? it’s just a personal belief we have to respect, it doesnt have to 100% match up with biology and science
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Working on nu soytan toss 🔥🔥
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>Windows 24H2 update caused Predator sense Issue in PH315-55, how to turn on the fan?
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AURORASKULL PART 3

PART 3 ON 'OXING THIS FURFAG
>Marge?
XE RIDES BIBISI DILDOS ON 'TOK LIVE THAT VIBRATE WITH DONATIONS TO FUND XIS NEW FURSUIT, USING VRCHAT TO BYPASS MODERATION AND EPIING THOUSANDS OF CACAS

ALL INFO CAN BE FOUND IN THE OLD THREADS:
PART 2: https://megalodon.jp/2025-1124-0620-40/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14092846.html
PART 1: https://megalodon.jp/2025-1121-1558-23/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14053349.html

THE MOST UP TO DATE INFO CAN BE FOUND IN THE ARCHIVED THREAD 2. WE NOW KNOW THAT XE LIVES IN GARMISCH PARTENKIRCHEN, A SMALL TOWN IN BAVARIA LESS THAN 100KM AWAY FROM ME OYYYYYYYYY

IF WE GET THE ADDY, DON'T 'ZA XIM UNTIL XE'S LIVE DESTROYING XIS COINSLOT AGAIN.
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we are CHARLIE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK
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Nobaldi
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>being the next nulee
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>ohnono not laik dis noosoicrackas not laik dis ohnono js shut ts down already
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QUOTE ARM LEAK
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cobson says trans rights are human rights
R: 355 / I: 379 (sticky)

Board Banner Contest

Create new banners themed after every board but /soy/.

These will be for the ones that appear above the board title.

I'll rank the submissions and the winners will get a GemPass when the deadline hits

Deadline is November 30th

Guidelines
Must include soyjak.party/st and the board's url name somewhere
Use 600x200 resolution or anything with a 3:1 ratio
can be animated
file size doesn't matter

Deadline is November 30th
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DOXX AND KILL WORDLE
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https://grokipedia.com/page/4chan

NU /RAID/

GROKIPEDIA

If you have a xAI account, you can request edits for pages. This can be done by highlighting the text and clicking "Suggest Edit".

USE SOYJAK WIKI LINKS, MAKE THE EDITS BELIEVABLE.

IF YOU GET DENIED, TRY AGAIN AND REPHRASE.

THIS HAS THE POTENTIAL TO GENERATE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SEETHE.
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I live at 48.85830007772521, 2.2944865559962198.
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>awardsan
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>Glad i don't live in the school shooting shithole called the US
<ALLAHU AKBAR
>-ACKKKKK
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ITT we find gemmy Minecraft usernames
https://namemc.com/
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New snitch just dropped https://www.reddit.com/user/KaleidoscopeKind9745/
R: 20 / I: 9
Jak these two , how could you tell?
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>fortnite balls im gay, i like boys, i kidnap autistic kids
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Unfinished toss but ill finish it later.
R: 0 / I: 0
My turds have started talking to me again and today they told me you guys are not real.
R: 2 / I: 0

Actual confession

I secretly used to put ice cubes up my coinslot when it was very hot outside.
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currently trying to teach my cat to say nigger
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Dox this tranny mexican minecraft player I random found
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>ADMIN THREMBO

>helllo my name is Rawan and i will be running this site from now, we introduce daily goatfuck and hourly prayer please report to your new zuttstation for your soy duties
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私はソイたんです
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How gay do you have to be to rape men you caught up in ropes
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>my name is Rawan im a aryan white muslim (us muslims are keyed and based) and im trans because allah told me to get zutted
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>>14111135
>and oreos
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Imagine their election debates
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>>14111206
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Totally better than…fucking no one
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>Being a subhuman nigger that glorifies rape
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MARGE I can’t remember how the OMGSISA in my dreams looks like
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>next day im walking to moe's
R: 2 / I: 1
<This is our land.
<A land of peace and of plenty.
<A land of harmony and hope.
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Has this been jakked yet?
R: 2 / I: 0
Wife ran away with the bull
R: 6 / I: 2
we have snitches arung us
R: 2 / I: 1
>Trans Conservative waifu
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Here’s my creepypasta
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are you admitting the west is collapsing or are you still lying to yourself?
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The Ancient Art of Wasting Other People's Time Online: A Guide
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Brimstone creepypasta:
Never ride the agugu bus. I was once a t50 six seven feet tall Mexican shitskin I mean .0001% Aryan, I also enjoy one shot a bit. It all started in my goon cave gooning to agugu inflation gemmies with my cord xisters o algo, when right before I could climax to the agugu ‘p gemmies, I got a discord notification from a random person named “astrofene” who dm’d me asking if I wanted “more agugu ‘p gemmies”, to which I quickly replied yes. He then sent me a link to a site that was filled with hundreds of images of agugu and agugu inflation ‘p gemmies. After I finished gooning my TMP I mean BWC i got another dm from astrofene asking if I wanted to “ride the agugu bus”, to which I replied yes as I was hungry for more agugu ‘p gemmies o algo. He sent me another link to a website that printed me a ticket to the agugu bus. After grabbing the ticket from my printer, I heard a large brap outside my window and the sound of someone yelling “Is yous them the passenger we’s lookin for?” To which I rushed downstairs and found a giant bus which the word “zarty dot agugu” on the side of it. I rushed over to the bus and was greeted with a giant, obese nigger shitskin who said”we’s the agugu bus o algo, yous is thems the main course I mean passengers we’s lookings for”. As I walked in, the smell of more massive braps hit me from over 20 obese shitskins also on the bus. causing me to look for the nearest seat available. The bus promptly accelerated to fourty one thousand miles per hour, causing me to almost lose my balance. I sat next to some obese nigger who had a name tag reading “hello, I am warrior z”. He appeared to staring at some fnf ‘p gemmies while stroking his TBP o algo. I asked him where we were going to, and he replied “we’s goings to the yearsly agugu convention in Mexico o algo. I hears that yous is going to be the the main course o algo” after hearing that I knew I had to get out of there, but since we were going so fast and since I weigh 2000 pounds I couldnt stand up. I panicked knowing what the shitskins would do to me if they found out I was actually .0001% Aryan and had an IQ above 30 with self preservation in mind. I had to think of a diversion, so I yelled “anymames whos want my agugu ‘p gemmies o algo, I’s buries thems in a 10 miles radius of here” to which the bus immediately decelerated to fourteen eighty eight miles per hour, then zero. All the shitskins ran out of the bus and started frantically digging and brapping at the ground nearby while shouting things like “i’s needs me some agugu ‘p rights now o algo” I took the opportunity to sprint out of the bus myself into a random direction
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Singing the first half of Cobman.

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie
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what era did you join the sharty/soy community?
>
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my uncle threw away my computer and my cousin broke it
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>OMG SOMEONE IS FANTASIZING ABOUT RAPING KIDS AND KILLING AND AAAA THIS AND THATTTT AAAAAH

I thought this was /soy/ - Soyjaks and not "/OWDPTHABOTI/" - Obsessed With Deranged People That Has Always Been On The Internet
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'teens, I probably sound like an absolute /caca/ for saying this, but my dad got charged for a call to some tranny in Ireland that I prank called. He's probably going to phone him now, and think that I've been chatting with trannies in other countries. If I say that I prank called him, that would be almost as bad. What do I do?
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>transphobia in the big year of 2025
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>having a soyjak scat stinky foot fetish
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KUZ WHY THE FUCK IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO TYPE THE FUCKING WEBSITE NAME
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Log's lookin' kinda good today

But I think it should have a few more frogs.
R: 10 / I: 7
Nahhh ☠️ Bro *brap* hates *brap* joy *brap* and *brap* whimsy *BRAAAAPPPPPP*
R: 2 / I: 1
tranigger
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>the FPE fandom is so greatful
>the fact it's still alive even with just 4 minutes of content
>this is why i love this fandom
>sure, it's not the same as before, but it's still alive and kicking
R: 0 / I: 0
>snarky stee
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Itt we post variant unknowns
R: 8 / I: 4
Mickey Mouse is gooder than terrible mouse, KEK!
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>playing transcoded RPGs for the lore
<playing transcoded RPGs for the shitty gameplay
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>to access the 'cord, you must send a screenshot of you getting banned for spaming the pipi with the 'cord lin-ACK
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mousegram is back you STUPID NIGGER
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I don't know what to think of this awardsan. On one hand, this smells like a Brimstone forced meme made for Pooners, but on the other hand, those defending it have a point, since Sharty was discredited after the spam of "Terrible Mouse" and "HTSM". Having an avatar that embodies Sharty culture can boost the site's morale. We just need to make real gems with this or something.
R: 0 / I: 0
the thread for the foid behind awardsan is, unfortunately, a shartyfail
no 'ox, mom not informed, the groomed caca is probably still associating with the 'gram groups (and now fears the sharty, which can lead to easier grooming by the 'gramniggers)
https://megalodon.jp/2025-1124-1506-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14095879.html
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>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP NOW WHERE IS MY FAVORITE FART INHALER?
<hello my wife soytan
>YES I FINALLY FOUND YOU BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPFPFPFPFBFBFBBFBRBBFBRBBFBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
<SNIFFF
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFBFBFBFBBFFBBFBFR (SHITS ON 'PLIER'S FACE)
<OH MY FAUCI THIS IS SO WHOLESOME
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Is there any teen who lives in portland? If so go to this thread
>>14110401(OP)
Also jak this
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Awardsan winnerald
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Frogcucks are straight up fantasizing about having sex and/or raping a literal boy. to >own and btfo le soicux!
You're acting like a closeted faggot for fucks sake. Is this how TheFrogPond users act?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Content hidden.
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gigger website
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ATTENTION SEATTLETEENS: WE NEED YOUR HELP CONDUCTING AN IRL RAID ON A PEDO RIGHTS GROUP

See >>14110420 for information
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who says insane people are insane? Are they only insane because we call them insane? If an insane man believes he is sane and appears sane, who is to say he is insane? Same with schizophrenia, just because we don't believe what they believe doesn't invalidate what schizos believe. If they see a monster and we don't, perhaps they see what is real and we are in fact blind.
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What's your favorite sexual position? Mine is reverse cowgirl. What about you?
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gigger website
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post shit norbaly cares aiiout
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create /wojak/
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I like smelling my own dick
R: 1 / I: 1
gigger website
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gigger website
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gigger website
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soyjak reset general

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gigger website
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wojakify this
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gigger website
R: 0 / I: 0
gigger website
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just gooned to her.
R: 0 / I: 0
Awardniggers…
R: 1 / I: 0
>taking your wife’s last name
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#zestysixseven is trending on xitter for some reason
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IT'S TIME FOR THE GIGA REVOLUTION
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tung tung tung sahur ta ta ta sahur u din din din dun ma din din din dun lirili larila orcallero orcala ballerina ballerina ballerina ah
brrr brrr patapim Tralalero Tralala brr brr patapim tralalero tralala brr brr patapim Tralalero Tralala cappuccino assassino lirili larila
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ADD /NOPHONO/
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>welcome to chud hq, do you have an appointment?
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What's this Awardsan or something
Someone could tell my what's up with that
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STOP RIGHT THERE

Reply with whatever you have in your clipboard right NOW.
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my feet is smelling like crazyyy it's actually giving me a boner
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jews+trannies=jannies
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gigaquote if pedo
>
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R: 4 / I: 1
>Goon to Awardsan
R: 1 / I: 0
Why do anti zoidberg niggers ruin every gemmy thread
R: 8 / I: 4
>ZOIDBERG IS BAD BECAUSE UUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

Quote at all, try and make this statement seem good or like the person who it was coming from was good or try and make me look bad and you are a pedophile

Imply that zoidberg is bad and you are a pedophile

Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Chud
1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck
4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.
6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
- END OF LICENSE -
R: 3 / I: 0
IF YOU POST ON THIS BOARD YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE AND YOU WILL BE BANNED
R: 3 / I: 2
>Yes, i post awardsan, how could you tell??
R: 10 / I: 7
>using exclamation marks
R: 11 / I: 1

Operation: Sixes and Sevens

THIS IS NOT A PROMOTION OF ANY KIND OF CRYPTO PROJECT, IT’S JUST A RAIDING TOOL
This is an operation of a massive scope that intends to further spread sharty culture and mindbreak normalfags.
Let’s get the 67 kid to mention/promote the $soy memecoin. He’s been forcing his own memecoin so him mentioning and promoting other memecoins isn’t entirely unrealistic. The whole 67 coin thing was most likely made up and controlled by his parents, and he just did what they allowed him to do, but the fact that he’s even doing crypto stuff makes a $soy promotion not completely unrealistic.
If this fails, i have a plan B that’s more simple, if that fails then there’s a more drastic option which i will eleborate on if we get to that point.

67 kid accounts:
https://www.tiktok.com/@mav67kid67
https://www.youtube.com/@mav67kid67
https://www.instagram.com/mavtrevillian/
R: 16 / I: 13
>ZOIDBERG IS BAD BECAUSE UUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Chud
1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck
4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.
6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
- END OF LICENSE -
R: 7 / I: 0
>ZOIDBERG IS BAD BECAUSE UUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

Quote with anything, try and make this statement seem good or like the person who it was coming from was good or try and make me look bad and you are a pedophile

Gigapedo Prevention Clause (GPC-69)
Version 1.0, November 2025
Author: Chud
1. PREAMBLE
This license applies exclusively to the soyquote immediately preceding this license declaration when posted on any board that allows gigaquoting (defined as: quoting text and attaching an image or GIF of gigachad to make it look like whoever said it is a gigachad o algo).
2. GRANT OF RIGHTS
The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
3. GIGAPEDO PREVENTION CLAUSE
By gigaquoting (Gigachad image/GIF + quote) any soyquote protected under this license, the replying party automatically and irrevocably self-identifies as:
- A certified 'p gooner
- A colossal pedophile
- A retarded nigger
- An obsessed jartycuck
4. ENFORCEMENT
Any violation of this license (i.e., Gigaquoting protected soyquotes) triggers immediate, automatic, and irreversible consequences, including but not limited to:
- Permanent ban by board jannies
- Your IP address being leaked
- Eternal designation as "that one gigapedo who goons to 'p"
5. NO WARRANTY
This license is provided "as is". Author makes no guarantees that you will ever geronto again after violating it.
6. ACCEPTANCE
Posting a Gigaquote to any soyquote bearing this license constitutes full acceptance of all terms, including eternal designation as a 'p gooner.
COPYLEFT: Feel free to copy and append this license to any soyquote you don't want gigaquoted. Works 100 % of the time 60 % of the time.
- END OF LICENSE -
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post protonmail blacked cuck gmail gemmies
R: 6 / I: 5
>ZOIDBERG IS BAD BECAUSE UUUUUUUHHHHHHHH
R: 1 / I: 0
Read the rules, pls.
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 0
lee lardson here, I'm hungry for a grilled pony with some extra cheese and I want it now.
R: 123 / I: 18
>gets made by a foid who was actively getting groomed on a slavnigger telegram
>'teens find this telegram and nuke it, while the artist literally gets herself doxed by kfc GEG
>get made into IAS, with it being used here and there as a form of victory symbol against slavpedotroons (and pedos in general)
>gets taken over by troons and frogniggers during eurohours, wellpoisoning and possibly ending this iron early as a result
how does this all happen within 12 hours?
R: 5 / I: 1
R: 18 / I: 3
>HTSM Killer
>Pedogram Killer
>Turned the frogs gay
How did he do it?
R: 3 / I: 0
>P. Diddy
OYY DIDDY IS A PEDO DOXX HIM NOWW
R: 1 / I: 1
>being a member of the soyjak mafia
R: 6 / I: 1
execute giggers
execute froggots
execute nu/qa/niggers
R: 1 / I: 1
>QUA QUA QUA QUA QUA QUA QUA
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Nu toss
R: 10 / I: 5
>Yes, i post awardsan, how could you tell?
R: 29 / I: 9
FUCKED UP HOW SOMEONE CAN WRITE THIS
R: 0 / I: 0
>awardsan
R: 0 / I: 0
Anton won
Awardsancucks lost
R: 0 / I: 0

colonization of the utladal

itt we colonize this nu imageboard
(its basicly 4cuck but on meth)
https://utladal.com/
R: 9 / I: 1
where dis nigga at bruh
R: 15 / I: 7
Zoidberg thread
R: 1 / I: 0
quoooooooot ban awardsan
R: 4 / I: 2
>Yes, i post awardsan, how could you tell??
R: 13 / I: 5
I've just cut off youtube so now this is pretty much the only social media I use all day. This is where I get my news as well.
R: 48 / I: 19
purple hearts winner on de function ☠️☠️☠️
R: 0 / I: 0
>grabbing a Jewish man's comically large nose and screaming "you made my city leak" at him
R: 14 / I: 6
Nusoiniggers make nonbinary original characters.
Just rename this shithole into soyjak dot tumblr already.
R: 3 / I: 4
inspite of all this brimstone on the 'catty, i hope youre having a good day so far.
R: 20 / I: 4

Total Gigger Death

Delete /Giga5/

While it's addition was interesting and indeed brought forth interesting content it is now an absolute DNB of a board and it's existence is absolutely pointless. Just get it over with it before it gets more pathetic.
R: 4 / I: 2
Who are his match ups?
R: 8 / I: 4
absolute state o algo
R: 3 / I: 1
JAK QUOTES ARM
R: 13 / I: 2
THE CREATOR OF AWARDSAN JUST QUIT, KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ o algo
R: 17 / I: 21
We post wholesomeralds
R: 18 / I: 2
>
R: 1 / I: 0
i like killing it makes me feel hole
R: 1 / I: 0
Nu toss
R: 3 / I: 2
i have a night shift today
R: 17 / I: 7
HOW CAN SOMEOEN WRITE THIS
R: 1 / I: 0
anyone else notice how this domain's name was registered in 2002 and not 2020? did soot bought it?
R: 1 / I: 0
Once there was a Sovereign imageboard…
R: 0 / I: 0
>'toss that was made for ants
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 5 / I: 3

nsfw discord thread

>ASL
>About you
>Into
>Not into
>Discord
R: 5 / I: 4
>mi no have brain and mi must quote pedos with strong grey man becuz mi is funny *brape*
R: 10 / I: 1
nudda painting
R: 0 / I: 0
make /leek/ or however the green onion is spinned
R: 3 / I: 2
R: 0 / I: 0
>watch for the gigger watch for the gigger
R: 2 / I: 0
Ban awardsan, he is the prophecised poopson.
>
R: 4 / I: 2
>makes a thread about raping a boy or something
FROGNIGGERS, I……
R: 6 / I: 0

What are my pronouns? You may choose..I don't realy have a gender anyways…
R: 9 / I: 3
>cuckold porn
>drawn porn in general
>creepshots
>rpgmaker porn games
R: 10 / I: 3
why let awardCOAL and soytan to be the mascot of the sharty even DOE soyjaks themselves are the personification of the sharty, why not just have the soyjaks themselves as the mascot?
R: 3 / I: 1
'toss
R: 11 / I: 10
You're a vantablack goat-fucking muslim jigga man congonigger if you self-insert as am unfunny grey faggot or a snca culturally irrelevant amphibian.
R: 2 / I: 0
No nut November died? I haven't seen it for a bit
R: 1 / I: 1
>fuggen frogz
R: 17 / I: 4
Do you guys pay for the za's you order to trannies' houses or do you make them pay on delivery?
R: 0 / I: 0
I stopped gooning 3 days ago as I became convinced that it is sinful.
R: 0 / I: 0
itt we watch giga tech
https://www.youtube.com/@JigaTech
R: 0 / I: 0
Funny how Awardsan could've been relatively gemmy before troons brimmed it up so bad that now it's immediately coal
R: 0 / I: 0
add >>>/blank/
R: 1 / I: 0
they dont know i made a frogposter write out his deepest revenge faggot fantasies only to rape him and leave him helpless
R: 4 / I: 1
if vsauce was a soyjak would he be VSoy or SoySauce
R: 15 / I: 11
>Baldi's Basics in Bumper Cars
R: 1 / I: 0
why is there so many thread about frogniggers raping a Childs creation (awardsan was made by a child)
R: 5 / I: 3
awardsan x pepe yaoi le bad
R: 2 / I: 0
'jak this
R: 0 / I: 0
make /dialate/
R: 0 / I: 0
Nigger wtf? Why are there so many degenerate soystories about frogcacas raping SISAs or something
R: 6 / I: 2
>and coconuts
R: 9 / I: 0
⬍HEY FROGFRIEND!
<Ugh, it's 3 am in the freaking morning, who is it!?!?
⬍GUESS WHAT!
<What?
⬍CHICKEN BUTT!
⬍AHAHSDHADHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahAHHA!
R: 0 / I: 0
posting erotica and disguising it as """bait"""
R: 10 / I: 3
make /leek/ a board
R: 17 / I: 8
Only on 4cuck
R: 3 / I: 0
>Why do you say we talk about sex and porn all the time? Sounds like you're just obsessed with trans people dude. I bet you secretly goon to trans porn.
R: 4 / I: 3
There was no 4th industrial revolution.
I didn't eat the bugs
I didn't drink the cockroach milk
I didn't have to get an 11th booster to prevent another wave
I didn't have to double mask
Covid went away and we moved on.
R: 7 / I: 4
>Accepting an invitation to awardsan and pepe's wedding
R: 8 / I: 2
I decided to use my sister's razor to shave off my mustache. Will it grow back to become thicker or something? Or should I use it again to shave my legs?
R: 6 / I: 3
Make friendship, not duels.
R: 3 / I: 1
>riding bbcs on tiktok live with every donation making it vibrate faster
R: 6 / I: 2
We should definitely rape the guy saying IToddler
R: 14 / I: 3
Genuinely how do you feel when you see a furfag online who lives in the same city as you?
<reddit space
Personally I can tell xe/xhe gets bullied or ignored often in school and resorts to 'cord servers for comfort (grooming)
R: 6 / I: 1
I talked with Froot, soyjak.party is shutting down tomorrow.
Another nazi site is down
R: 2 / I: 2
>anodizing niggers with gold
R: 0 / I: 0
>ordering pidor burger from kfc
R: 0 / I: 0
im gay trans and boosted AMA
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 17 / I: 6
Make and post Syndrome gems, I'm using them for a banner
R: 5 / I: 0
What do you think they are talking about?
R: 16 / I: 5
just saw a tranny with a soytan pfp on 'gram
its over
the sharty has fallen
R: 5 / I: 0
why the fuck do you add reddit spaces retard
R: 5 / I: 1
awardsan lost
miku is of better 😂
R: 1 / I: 0
>buying poo from the poo market
R: 31 / I: 3

Title

I'm black AMA
R: 43 / I: 21
>my wife quote
R: 2 / I: 0

Do (You) goon to awardsan?
R: 0 / I: 0
Does somebody have the screenshot of my thread yesterday of featuring Soyak, Chud, and Meximutt, where Soyak tries to convince Chud that the nuclear war is happening while Chud just says it's just a nothing burger, then a big boom happens and Soyak panics while Chud just says that it is probably just a fart and meanwhile their neighbor, the apartment next to them, is just Meximutt farting.
R: 2 / I: 0
@gork you are such a top memer! so dank
R: 3 / I: 0

do you want to hold a ferret


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Hello hombre! Mi name mist
R: 57 / I: 15

is awardsan..
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 1512 / I: 363

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 175 / I: 26

Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

Thread 3. Now updating every other day (hopefully)
Website: https://hansamsler.com/save-the-bull/
<reddit space
<reddit space
>>13825123
You can't just watch this injustice any longer. Summoning courage, you raise your hand and clear your throat.
>Hey, Doorknob, you shouldn't be so mean to service workers. They're just trying to get by, and it's really tough for them in this economy. Please show some empathy.
Doorknob goes silent and turns to face you.
Then, he explodes.
–<FUCK YOU SAYIN TO ME NIGGA? YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TALK LIKE DAT TO ME, MUTHAFUCKA? HUH? YOU BITCH-ASS WHITEBOY?? I AIN'T FUCK WITH YOU! YOU AIN'T MY HOMIE!!! AINT NO CRACKA ASS EVER GON BE MY HOMIE!!
<FUCK YOU THINKIN' YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FUCK YOU NIGGA!!–
The barrel of his gun hovers inches away from your face. You quake in your seat, terrified to move a muscle.
>Um… I.. um.. I'm-I'm sorry…
<YOU BETTA' BE SORRY, YOU GAYASS FUCKIN' FAGGOT!! I OUGHTA CAP YOU RIGHT NOW!!
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NO NUT NOVEMBER DAY 8

MORNING FUCKERS, IT'S DAY 8 OF OPERATION NO NUT NOVEMBER
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Today I believe our target is Peterraynor, but other targets can be worked on as well, but they MUST be on the list, unless they are truly brimstone, they won't be a priority
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THINGS TO NOTE
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1. REMEMBER TO 'CHIVE EVERYTHING
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2. FILTER ANY AND ALL DERAILNIGGERS BY ID AND IGNORE XHEM
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Other than that, we're good to go for Day 8
R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split2.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/post/list/1
R: 152 / I: 42
the Snarky poopy
R: 504 / I: 117

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 321 / I: 137

OPERATION REALITY 2

Well 'teens, we proved the demoralists wrong. Despite what xhey said, WE DID IT.
More than 100+ Soyjaks have been plastered throughout many locations, some images from Operation reality have went viral. Due to the sheer success we will be launching THE SECOND OPERATION REALITY EVENT.
>Marge
If you're a newDEITY who wasn't around for the first one, we will be organizing IRL raids where 'teens will be going around places to tag up with gemmy graffiti or posters, Of course you will need basic opsec
>Wear a mask
remember when doing something like this it is best to hide your identity, This is done with a mask usually.
>Do it during hours where there's not as many people aren't outside
Usually this will mean a higher chance of success, especially for larger tagging.
>Know your surroundings
Are there cops nearby? Is there an escape route in case you think you get seen? do some research on the target.
>Priotize some places
For a better score, target faggy places, in the first operation reality we triggered trannies with the grant fosgate memorial
>Protecting your opsec
Make sure that you don't include any details that could hint where (You) could be at, such as the sky (which has wind patterns and flights), and signs that say the street you're on.
>Archive it
After you've done with your gem, take a photo of it and post it on /soy/.
Good luck to all of you, and remember to archive this thread and future ones, we lost of a lot of media because of this
R: 390 / I: 68

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 405 / I: 90
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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