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 7200Sticky[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4]

Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
TGD Edition

>What is Semen Retention?

Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

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>>17876
Not really an extension but on the Brave browser there is an option to block porn sites. Go to settings -> shields -> content filtering and select “Blocklists Anti-Porn”. Make sure “Trackers and ads blocking” is set to aggressive make it work. You can also set up custom filters if any sites slip through the cracks using this format: ||example.com^ Just enable developer mode first before you do so.



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 15844Sticky[Reply]

ITT i document interesting and unusual small sharty happenings.

Previous thread: nigger
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 17733

>>15881
>[h1][redtext]WE HAMSTERS ARE WHITE[/redtext][/h1]
hamsters made this



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 15058Sticky[Reply]>>17399

In this thread, I will list off the main unsolved “Mysteries of Soy Culture” that I’ve shamelessly taken from the wiki. (https://wiki.soyjak.st/Mysteries_of_Soy_Culture)
I have made this thread as a place to talk about this topic. (it would have gotten slid on /soy/)
Any help would be very appreciated. You can also add new topics/entries.
What was the first soyjak? – Disputed (https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1511093482265.jpg)
What was Sharty Post No.1? - According to one eyewitness it was Soot saying "Welcome!", but others dispute this.
Is Nate actually Soot? - its highly likely that the two are the same, it cannot be said for certain.
Who is Eduardo Foltz? (the man that stands in for Kuz in the alleged IRL photos of him)? What is his relation to Kuz? - Kuz himself stated in a voice Q&A with Doll that Eduardo is "a gentleman", implying they are not the same individual. Some speculate that Eduardo is a friend of kuz, used as a "stunt double". Currently, it is thought that Kuz used Eduardo as a falseflag to conceal his identity.
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 17399

>>15058 (OP)
The greatest mystery of soy culture is
Is ShreddedNerd an oldfag or a larper?



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 16428[Reply]>>17944>>17948

Who is Nophono?
Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?
According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

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 17900>>17908

kys gigger

 17908

>>17900
gigger site

 17939


 17944

>>16428 (OP)

 17945

shit nobaldi cares alot

 17948

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>>16428 (OP)
>>16464
>>17767
Found the OG pre-death nophono



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 17832[Reply]>>17904>>17947

Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
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 17859

>>17842
From Reddit, specifically.

 17892>>17905

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>>17833
>elemental masters

 17901

I remember the /pol/ thread

 17904

>>17832 (OP)
You have to summon the djinn companions for this fight, also make sure to consume pork products and alcohol before the battle (take INT-boosting meds to counteract the drunk status effect on your Intelligence). Avoid the month of Ramadan when challenging the boss, he gets a significant damage and defense boost during this time.

Obtain artifacts that protect against Holy damage. Also make sure to train your Illusion stat as a whole. As a rule of thumb, don't waste your memory slots with any spells/incantations of Abrahamic origin, Allah naturally possesses a strong (90+%) resist to all such damage, might even reflect some of it back at you. Consider Buddhist or Pagan-origin attacks as an alternative. The Nordic family in particular is insane for DPS, and Buddhism is great for healing/protection.

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>>17892
>Ninjago
gemerald

 17947

>>17832 (OP)
Copypasta but you must also remember that allah is nothing more than a derivate (weaker) emanation of el, the god of gods, basically a minion.



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 17946[Reply]

Im gonna sound like a real schizo who needs to take meds. But listen. Generative AI very usefull for the government of every country. Think about it. Imagine 2050 if AI development continues at the same rate it has been for the past four years. Generative AI will be inseparable from something made by people. They alredy very close to it. So, every artist, animator, designer and etc will be unemployed, replaced by a machine that does everything better and faster. And what does he gonna do now? Work on job that AI can't replace. He'll work as a factory worker, a welder, or an engineer. These jobs are much more profitable for the government than artists and animators. The government will get rid of professions that are useless to the country and expand those that are beneficial for it. But this is not over, lets imagine 2100 Year. Ai can make games just from promt (It already can do that, but very badly) Music from promt, everything from serials and comics to chat bots and entire series of films. And what does that mean? More people will work in physical labor, benefiting the government. And ordinary people have a tool with which they can entertain themselves forever. I've had these thoughts since 2023, what do you think about this? Is it over?


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 17184[Reply]

Fav conspiracy theories and mysteries?
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 17384>>17404

>>17201
not a mystery (search Al Goldstein)
If you believe that porn is healthy then naturally you wouldnt see the problem in spreading it to children

 17391

Advanced ancient civilisations were wiped out in a nuclear war, artifacts from that time remain buried in swamps, permafrost and other secluded areas in the far north.

 17404>>17916

>>17384
>If you believe that porn is healthy then naturally you wouldnt see the problem in spreading it to children
Yeah just look at all the gooners seething at porn age verification. It isn't about privacy with them, they can use a VPN if they're that bothered (which they would be doing anyway if they gave two shuts about muh prihvahsee), they're just angry it's more difficult to groom kids
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I've literally seen gooners compare not wanting kids to see porn to thinking video games cause violence. The average gooner wants to groom kids into their fetishes

 17916>>17941

>>17404
i saw a troon blatantly admit and said "Well even if kids do see what whats wrong with kids watching porn at all? theres nothing wrong with that, its a good thing" paraphrased but along those lines

 17941

>>17916
I'm not surprised at this point, was it on reddit? Because porn age verification is the only thing ive seen predditors obsess over for more than two weeks geg

 17942

I think the reddit gooners and the "yoo vill identify yourself to get on the internet" precedent being set are two sides of the same jewish shekel



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 17826[Reply]

Gooks embed their umbilical cord links in the phonos when they make them

 17867

up

 17887

up

 17940

up



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 17938[Reply]

>initiate the dead nigger baby board shutdown protocol


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Something I've started noticing all too often is this new wave of "internet mystery content" that's just become nothing besides talking about pedophiles/pedophilia on the web. I'm not even kidding. It seems wherever you look online you'll come face to face with pedoslop eventually. Some estrogenic zoomer sitting at his desk doing the fakest deep voice you've ever heard as he talks about "The hidden horror lurking on instagram…" and it's some fucking account called "I love fucking boys 22" that posts AI generated images of pizza and suddenly this little fag behind the microphone is a federal detective or some shit.

That's another big thing. These pedoslop creators always larp as if they're like some sort of cybercrime geniuses because they know that pedophiles on the internet 3 years ago use the word "cheese pizza" when talking about child porn. Half the time as well these videos are talking about an account that was clearly made purely for internet attention.

It gets worse on tiktok too. Seriously. Download tiktok right now, try making an account and see the shit the algorithm will toss at you. Of course initially it'll all be normie shit like car mukbangs but after a while you'll get more fucking pedoslop shoved down your throat. Some chick standing there pretending to be all serious like she's talking about a defcon 1 level threat over some fat retard jerking off on a tiktok live or some shit.

It's completely enveloped everything now. Every "internet mystery" video is now just pedoslop. It's getting to a point where the audience consuming this content and the creators are desperate for pedophilia to exist around every corner. They can't do anything without soying the fuck out and going "HOLY SHIT THIS IS PEDOPHILIA THERES A BUTTERFLY IN THE BACKGROUND THAT'S CODEWORD FOR I LIKE LITTLE BOYS BOUNCING ON IT HOLY FUUUUUUCK".

I can't stand it anymore. there is no more interesting content. No real mysteries that have you intrigued just some shit like "this account is ran by a pedophile, shock twist he did pedophilic things" but normies are fucking obsessed with this shit and they're so voracious and rabid in their obsession with this stuff.
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>>17114
That pajeet gooned to loli 'p with his literal 'cord buddies on stream geg

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Noticed that bullshit too, I remember Nexpo vids for example were something genuinely something to be excited about, now all that fag does is tell stories about "look at this guy that's so unassuming… but there is… a dark secret… he's actually… a pedophile… rapist… and shot up a public restroom… o algo…". That's just fucking boring, man, where are all the stories about some sp00ky shit leading to a dead end or actually interesting things? Are all the horror/creepy/whatever creators just going to turn into true crime now?
Not to mention that approx. 80% of modern ARGs/nonfiction stories are written by cacas and are painfully fucking obvious. It's just fanfics and shit pastas from way back when but with even less soul because it's done with a sole intention to "pop off" and get a vid on your own self done by some big jewtoober. It's grim

 17884>>17907>>17937

>>16911
at this point i really wonder if the hecking dark web has anything more on it than drug trades and p,youtubers hyped that shit up when most of the stuff was either shitposts or illegal boring stuff

 17906

>>17830
> I remember Nexpo vids for example were something genuinely something to be excited about, now all that fag does is tell stories about "look at this guy that's so unassuming… but there is… a dark secret… he's actually… a pedophile… rapist… and shot up a public restroom… o algo…"
>Are all the horror/creepy/whatever creators just going to turn into true crime now?
holy trvthnvke, I was watching one of his videos, I think it was "disturbing things around the internet" and one of the choices was some fuckass earthquake footage during a baseball game

First of all, wasn't even from the Internet, it was from a TV/radio broadcast, and he made a big point about how the earthquake caused a bridge collapse which would've killed far more people if they weren't all at the baseball game, which I guess was supposed to be the "heckin disturbing" part that keeps me up at night.

That's what sorta really made me wake up to the fact that he's now a sloptuber who regurgitates whatever he finds on the "scary IRL stories" subreddits.

 17907>>17937

>>17884
tried out Tor a while back and it's literally all just crackheads selling each other drugs or federal agents setting up honeypots. It's actual slop, and I doubt it'll change unless the Internet becomes so fucked that we see normal people start to more to darkweb.

 17937

>>17884
>>17907
The most interseting thing on le heckin dark web are the dataleaks and thats it. The incel network (soyjak.party) is on the clearnet and everything else in der cord or das gram where you can larp or goon in the 764 groupchat.



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Basically I met these creatures i call ropeys and he offered me junk to ramble on 4chan about them a bit but some faggot banned me so ill post them here too in hopes you guys can make better use of it
>be me
>homeless
>don't couch serf because socially awkward and hate people
>always prefer camping out in the woods for the same reason
>around 10 other homeless people live out there
>don't talk to eachother because we all go by the same fuck off principle but we all check that we're still there everyday
>homeless guy everyone calls bear goes missing
>check in with the other 9 to try find out what happened
>schizo called bill said that he was chased by this weird tree mutant
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A few stories took place before this one but I'll tell you it now so you can take a break from me stories but you'll probably get a kick out of how this story starts so here we go
>be me
>try last in the city to get away from it all
>steal someone's car not even a week after I land
>don't cover my tracks as well as i normally do so pigs swarm me and I get around a year in the slammer
>meet this guy I'll call Mohammed because he looked like the prophet
>7 foot jacked Somalian dude who went schizo and killed his uncle
>police ruled him clinically sane so he now has a life sentence here
>why the fuck I'm bunking with a murderer as a petty theif is beyond me but I know pigs make your life hell when you moan so I just sleep with my eyes open
>prison life has turned Mohammed gayer than Elton
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>keep putting everything we can find in it and nothing keeps happening
>can tell the machine is on because it's making noise just don't know how to work it and get really annoyed
>get the idea to put a dead rat on it
>nothing happens again
>ugh
>hear my brother turn to leave as I have a really bright idea
>find out how to turn the machine off
>put all the mouses limbs into the holes on the wheels because it reminds me of what my uncle taught me about praying
>"if you pray to Allah like superman he'll treat you as a hero"
>told me that's how Somalis became so strong
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>decide I'll make azure a gnome so I can talk to him forever
>i strap my superman down into the machine and give him a final stroke and salute before my furry fren becomes a gnome
>instantly regret my decision
>i don't want to hear his fucking screaming ever again I knew as soon as I powered the machine on that I made a mistake his cries of agony were so loud and piercing that I thought I was gonna go deaf I tried to turn the machine off to stop it but it wouldn't listen and all I could think to do was try to comfort him but when I went to stroke him my hands only felt something soggy and stringy so I kept my closed my eyes before I could turn to look at him telling myself it was just some wires or anything but what I knew it was as the screams only got louder I curled into a ball and screamed and cried until they went away shaking the while time because I know i was the one who did this
>wait an hour before opening my eyes wishing mama was here now
>why the fuck did i have to sneak out and do this alone i was so stupid maybe mama could've saved him
>hear a small voice right next to me calling my name over and over
>sadness turns to joy and i turn around to talk to azure knowing he'll understand me for the first time
>gush out apologies and excitement over all the adventures we're about to have
>"you have sinned by transmuting me into your mouse's form and now for your witchcraft you are marked by the green men"
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>shine my flashlight around where the skateboard is and it directly hits a scary shape
>drop my quaran in shock and watch the creature absorb it into its body
>come face to face with a manish treeish monster with a spiders face and a hole for a mouth
>before I could even get what was happening I'm back at mamas and drilling into the door with my hands frantically
>somehow open even though it's locked and throw myself back inside
>slam it behind me
>mama runs downstairs and starts hitting me while i cry before she realizes I'm not an intruder
>tell her what happened
>she tells her imam
>imam agrees with the what the gnome said
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>don't
>be years later
>23
>got meds for my ptsd but still really bitter
>figure out the skateboard was my uncles invention and he never tells me why even when I beg him
>take a knife to the bastard for everything he put me through by practicing witchcraft like that
>walk into the woods that night with uncles head as a sign to the djinn that my sin has been forgiven and it can now leave me
>leave it there and go home
>walk into the woods the next day with a weight off my chest
>play in the forest like I'm a little boy again until nightfall
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>prisoners cut through the fance somehow and I guess that the prison guards didn't notice
>it's those dumb barstards own sodding fault that I'm about to take advantage of it
>Mohammed finishes his story and I decide that he probably heard me talking about ropeys to some fellow homeless convicts and tired to combine bits and pieces for sex
>disgusting bugger
>takes him into the forest with offers of a thank you blowjob and tell him I'll give him a massage first
>cut his throat and tell him to try lie his way into fucking me again
>watch him stumble confused deeper into the woods
>realize he's not a lying cunt as the torch i smuggled to bludgeon him with as backup illuminates a ropey standing above yanking him back into the treeline
>gurgling precedes into the treeline and I hear another snap deeper in the forest to my left
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
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 17837[Reply]

Which way, Aryan man?

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>posting shillnigger bait on a dnb board

 17917

Ancient Roman sources, if I remember correctly, described Jesus Christ (Joshua, son of Joseph) as having blonde hair, and being of a light complexion.



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 17651[Reply]>>17806

What’s the weirdest most unsettling thing you’ve stumbled across on the dark web? Not talking about the usual creepy stuff but something that really messed with your head?
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>media pending approval for 3 whole days
OHNONONNONONONNONO FAT LAZY JANNIES…..
JUST SHUT IT DOWN ALREADY!!!!!

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>>17651 (OP)
>mpa for 10 days straight
DEAD NIGGER WEBSITE

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>media pending approval for 10 whole days
DNB board

 17851>>17852

>media pending for 2 weeks straight

Shut it down already

 17852

>>17851
deattach tranny pedo, deattach

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>media pending approval for 23 whole days
JUST SHUT THIS DEAD NIGGER SITE DOWN NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW



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 16692[Reply]

How do I try astral projection, or to achieve some other form of OBE?
Does it matter that I have ADHD and would probably struggle to lock in, assuming great amounts of focus are required?

 16907

Meditation, listening to certain frequencies on jewtube, opening your chakras, stop goofing and STOP TAKING MEDS

 16910

my name is edwin i made the mimic

 17783

bump

 17839

you don't so you don't get possessed and become a troonniggertard

 17913

it was difficult to put the pieces together



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 17794[Reply]>>thread_17794

The CIA engineered the 67 song to keep us brain dead. This is proof…

 17912

>>17794 (OP)
irl 'o
also https://www.stinkymeat.net/ reference



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 17877[Reply]

My phone charger (or more specifically, the wall outlet to USB brick) emanates a high-pitched screeching noise that nobody in my family can hear but me. I had to move it into the hallway a few days ago because it got so loud that it was nearly impossible for me to sleep. I can still hear it screeching from the hallway, even when I close my door and everything. Is this some sort of CIA sleep deprivation tactic, weaponizing my closeness to my phone to mentally strain me?
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 17880>>thread_17877

It's inductor whine. Try wrapping a rubber band around it to change the resonant frequency. Or just buy a phone charger that isn't a cheap piece of junk

 17881

>>17878
Do you still use a tube monitor o algo?

 17882

>>17880
The charger is an Anker which should be high quality, as for inductor whine it shouldn't be happening when it isn't actively charging, but the whining happens whenever its plugged in

 17889

get a new charger and maybe take the old one apart to see if there is something wrong

 17895

if your phone charger draws enough current, it'll do that. mine does too. it also gets warm/hot if left charging long enough.

 17911

you're more likely to pick up on electrical humming if you're autistic btw
my light in my room does this 24/7 and it pisses me off so bad i think its making me deaf



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 16671[Reply]

what is the origin of demonic giga
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xe is a member of gigaverse

 17856

disgusting giggercreature

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>>17849
what is the gigaverse and what are these weird deformed looking goofy gigas? are they supposd to be giga frogs?

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>>17903
NUSOIS DONT EVEN KNOW HE COMES FROM A RARE N64 GAME JUST SHUT IT DOWN

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the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
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 17902

stop spamming your shit on everyboard fam



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I have attained a degree of Gnosis, and through the logical processes imparted thereof, arrived at a similar conclusion to the old Gnostics, though in my own way, and with the information we have now.

The foundation I have built upon, is that of PKD and Tom Montalk's forms of Gnosticism.

This, as well as my own intellectual journey and paranormal experiences, has led to a conclusion that will no doubt be controversial to some.

Consider these:
1: We are in some sort of inferior realm; it has a connection to the north polar vortex on Saturn. (cf. David Icke)
2: Confinement to this fallen realm is done via the Samsara, a loop of reincarnation into the Matrix Control System sectors of Earth. (cf. Prison Planet)
3: Samsara is facilitated by the material cycle of entropic decay of lifeforms, and biological reinstatement thereof, albeit often with a slightly different template.
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>>17200
>frognigger has to have a prison warden keeping him in a cuck shed this universe is to have morality
Just shut it down already

 17866>>thread_4113

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>>17863
>>17862
gnostinigger angry! very mad! make three posts REEEing into the void!

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>>17866
Third one wasn't me, frogcucka.

 17870

I'm thinking frogcucka's confusion is caused somewhat by well-poisoners like (((aleister crowley)) and (((samael aun weor)))

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ohnonononono hylics what is THIS

 17894

what in chernobyl is this thread



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what songs are irl human music

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“In the hyperstitional model Kaye outlined, fiction is not opposed to the real. Rather, reality is understood to be composed of fictions – consistent semiotic terrains that condition perceptual, affective and behaviorial responses. Kaye considered Burroughs’ work to be ‘exemplary of hyperstitional practice’. Burroughs construed writing – and art in general – not aesthetically, but functionally, – that is to say, magically, with magic defined as the use of signs to produce changes in reality.”

Neo-Libertatia arrives from the future

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 17845[Reply]

do you ever wonder if glowniggers go on boards like this and intentionally push people towards mental illness to cause shootings?

Because i do

 17860

No!

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never happens

 17883

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest



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THE FALLEN WATCHERS THAT OWN THE CORPORATE WORLDWIDE GANGSTER COMPUTER DEITY MYSTERY BABYLON TARTARIA ROME THINKPOL DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA IS TO FORCE YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONCES TO GET NO SOUL BACK GUARANTEE MRNA HEART ATTACK AND VMAT2 ANTIBODY MAKING YOU AFRAID OF JESUS CHRIST WHICH IS YISHU FROM THE CORRECT ARAMAIC. THERE USED TO BE TONS OF DOCUMENTATIONS AND POSTS ABOUT PEOPLE CRYING AND REGRETTING VACCINATIONS OF COVID 19. COVID BACKWARDS IS DIVOC WHICH COMES FROM THE HEBREW WORD FOR BEING OR ENTITY THAT POSSESES. THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE POINT OF NO RETURN; THE WILL AND INJECTING EVEN WITHOUT CONSENT AND PINNED DOWN BY FLUORIDE REACTERS OR REPTILLIAN VILE MASOCHISTS THAT FEED OFF OF SPIRIT AND LOOSH FOR BRAIN KISSING. DO NOT TAKE THE CLOT!!!!!


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The question why so many distinct forms of spirituality and intellectual life may be named and understood as “philosophy”, should perhaps be answered by involving the so-called “principle of translatability”, discussed by Jan Assmann in respect to Egyptian and Near Eastern religions. The conviction that God or the gods are universal led to the semantic dimension that makes names translatable. This means that every nation has essentially the same gods. Therefore the basic structure of the spiritual path leading to first principles everywhere must be analogous, though different in style and details. According to Aristotle (De philosoph., fr.8), wisdom (sophia) covers any ingenious invention and conception (all of which ultimately are gifts, sent down by the gods); therefore to do any thing well, skillfully, according to the divine paradigms and models, is to follow the way of “wisdom” which finally leads to the highest metaphysical goals, to the noetic realm where Wisdom itself, the graceful goddess, dwells. No wonder that every nation loves wisdom and has certain “lovers of wisdom”, be they goldsmiths, artists, healers, singers, priests, or magicians. The practice of translating and interpreting foreign divine names is found already established in the Sumerian and Akkadian glossaries dated from the third millennium B.C. In ancient Mesopotamia one can find countless lists of gods in two or three languages. For example, the explanatory list Anu sha Ameli gives not only the Sumerian and Akkadian names of the gods, but also the functional definitions of every deity, i.e. those attributes which serve as the main criteria for equation and translation. In the Kassite period (about 1730-1155 B.C.) such explanatory lists are expanded to include the divine names in Amorite, Hurrite, Elamite and Kassite languages. This theological interpretation, aimed at making explicit the underlying “meaning” of divine names, is based on universal metaphysics (covered by the mythical images, qualities, symbols) and international law. According to Jan Assmann: “The names, iconographies, and rites – in short, the cultures – differ, but the gods are the same. This concept of religion as the common background of cultural diversity and the principle of cultural translatability eventually led to the late Hellenistic mentality for which the names of the gods mattered little in view of the overwhelming natural evidence of their existence”. This kind of comparative hermeneutics is not expliPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Their exclusiveness is built more on the mythical dissociation from ethnikos, those who are not God‟s chosen people, than on the affirming oneness of God. Therefore they were in need of a special esoteric dimension which would at least allow them to accept elements of Hellenic mysticism and philosophy. One cannot claim that esoterism is simply constituted by the “remains of translatability” (i.e., by the remains of certain philosophia perennis) put into the underground, due to the general intolerance in the name of revelation. However, one ought to remember that most of the Christian thinkers, who tried to introduce a translatability (albeit with great reservations), themselves sooner or later felt under suspicion of their co-religionists. Therefore Dionysius the Areopagite was forced to perform a magnificent trick by using clever deception in order to integrate the Procline metaphysics and theurgy into Christian theology and then to create the Neoplatonic sacramental mysticism within Christian civilization. When Christian “monotheists”, who articulated their theology in Platonic terms, accused somebody as being “polytheist” or paganus, it was because they would not tolerate any other version of truth. Therefore Olympiodorus, the Alexandrian philosopher of 6th century A.D., applied to the Christians as follows: “We too are aware that the first cause is one, namely God; for there cannot be many first causes. Indeed that first does not even have a name” (In Gorg.32). For those Christians who emerged from the radicalized Jewish tradition and suddenly acquired a huge power it was difficult to accept that “the God is no less a philosopher than a prophet” (Plutarch Moral.385b). According to the apt remark made by Frithjof Schuon: “Those who champion an unreserved hostility to Hellenism and a reduction of all wisdom to a voluntarist and emotional perspective strangely lose sight of the overwhelmingly obvious fact that conceptualizing and speculative metaphysical thought is in the theomorphic nature of man, and that such thought cannot therefore by definition be „carnal‟ and „vain‟, as opposed to the penitential and mystically experimental „wisdom‟ which they themselves advocate. “History and experience teach us that there is one thing human nature finds particularly difficult, and that is that to be just; to be perfectly objective is, in a way to die… Religious zealots are the first to know the meaning of spiritual death, and one of the motives for their zeal is Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 17531

trvthnvke

 17676

bump

 17677

I said bump dammit

 17788

bump

 17873

>assman



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Hosting = larping.
If you see someone "hosting" a tulpa, be sure his tulpa is as weak and thin as paper. Weak tulpas requires physical vehicles in order to manifest.
Frequency = the real thing.
If the tulpa have continuous consciousness during the dream and/or hypnagogic state, she is a powerful tulpa. She does not requires a physical body in order to manifest.
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 16883

>>16872
niggerald

 16899>>thread_16594

>>16876
Do you have some mental issue you were born with like autism, ADHD (I have that), Assburgers, etc?

 16916

>>16899
i got diagnosed with aspergers years ago. Then I had more tests and they said I didn't have aspergers, I have anti social personality disorder instead

 17888

>>16838
You could just be doing some form of stimming, I also say random bullshit like that when I'm by myself if I feel the need to.

 17893

>>16594 (OP)
4cucka detected



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Meaning of trump: alteration of "triumph", to trump is to outrank or defeat someone or something, often in a highly public way.
Picrel: Left is trumpetto, Right is triumphator, both with painted faces. Speaking in the Roman sense.
What mean?
Is there schizo meaning?
Is this mf something like the Second Horseman representing Civil War?

 17869>>thread_17855

considering trump has yet to win a war no

 17871

>>17869
I lament your low IQ but the word doesn't imply the victory has to be in a war, triumph means victory, and this mf certainly won. I mean jfc bro is it too much to ask for ppl here to think with a minimum of abstraction, you're all fucking dim.



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