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linux


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▶ №21432[Reply]

>log into github account i've not used in 3 years
>greeted by this
LMAO
crazy that my literal abandonware has nearly 2k stars though, it only had 500 when i abandoned it
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>>21437
>>21448
can't link it because i used my real name for the project
can't hint at what it was either because it'd be extremely easy to guess the repo if i did

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ITT we dox op

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>>21551
What we know:
>the project has 1.7k starts
>its atleast 3 years old
>the username of the creator is likely a fullname

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>>21461
You said too much already

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>>21461
nigger who cares

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>>21584
….


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▶ №21474[Reply]>>21539

OVH's dedicated server lineup is so fucking retarded
this is literally just the same server 3 times except one of them has configurable ram and the other has worse network for the same price

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>>21474 (OP)
ovh gem though ive heard some nice things about OVH and their prices though i kinda feel like getting a hetzner vps instead

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>>21539
Ovh is pretty good but Holy shit their site is awful


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what are (you) hosting right now

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▶ №20854[Reply]

OOYYYY xhey are grooming a caca
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>>21403
"femboys" are a psyop invented in 2020 while hormonal teenagers were stuck at home

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>desktop
terminal myopia award

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>>21430
And they're so easy to scam, no wonder why Paypal demands you to self-dox.

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>its real
https://www.reddit.com/r/LinuxCirclejerk/s/Mt3kYWSBNp

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I swear, if I met that boy IRL I'd beat the shit out of him. For his own sake, I mean.

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>>21546
>beating up a random guy for using arch


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▶ №4613loop[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8]

>FUCK SOIJAK POSTERS
Here we talk about the source code leak of 4chan's proprietary software Yotsuba and try to "fix" it in order to make a proper open-source version of 4chan's (sh!tty) software, for example by fixing bugs such as the colored border on GIF thumbnails and making it work on modern, traditional server setups.
<REDDIT SPACE
Get the source code here:
https://files.catbox.moe/d56ws8.7z
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does any website actually use openyotsuba

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>>4617
Hi quote

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>>21160
i'd never say o algo

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damn wtf is this dead also i swear this thread had more reppeys

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>>6304
ok so how do i create a salt

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>>21161
you just did DOE


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What are some good tech jobs that don't require use of (((Windows))) and the (((Cloud))). Particularly, ones that aren't dev, require bachelors, or where I have to use a troon's pronouns.

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either cybersecurity analyst or network analyst

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>>21260
I would probably go for Cybersecurity analyst, because it seems like a better entry level option than network analyst from what I read. I might have do more research tho, because I started researching these career paths after I saw your reply.

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>don't require use of (((Windows))) and the (((Cloud)))
the easiest way to get a real job in soybersec is building a portfolio on found CVEs in code or just pentesting for a few years then certifying and applying. I still think most workplaces will use some kind of (((Cloud))) shit for storing documents n shieet, because the management is retarded

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Server side would be good. servers almost excluseivly use linux

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Carpenter

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>>21259 (OP)
blud doesn't like the cloud 💀


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ITT: we worship israel and bow down to black lives matter
we are worthless goyim and we will buy and consoom the new slop

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inb4 (((they))) delete the thread

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>>21574
jannies are clittycels who wont submit to the bnwo o algo ya khul charrr

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>>21577
jam
post moar

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I am not trying to say lainchan is bad. but look at the tech board on the lainchan community and look at our board. they are having serious professional discussion about code all day long and coding and making progress and inventing things. we here on soyjak are posting the lowest effort of dopamine memes for cheap dopamine.

pic unrelated
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>soyjak
Least obvious offsiter

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Lainchan is awesome sauce

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OFFSISTER GO BACK TO YOUR WEED METHAMPHETAMINE HEROIN DEMONIC TRANNY INFESTED DNB H4XX0Rz SKID SATAN BOARD GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD STOP SHILLING YOUR TRANNY JUNKIE PEDO FORUMS

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>>21538
MEDS

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>>21146
>>21145
do you say youtube.com, no you say youtube. no one says the tld of a site
>>21061
he didnt start any beef you did
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>>21571
holy outsider
we don't call this website "soyjak"


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found an old hp pavilion g6 wtf should i do with it
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>host an imageboard on it

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test

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>>21207 (OP)
turn it into a server

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Destroy

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>>install linux on it or turn it into a server or sum shieet

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Oh my science…
i had that laptop when i was 7
this is validating..
>>21209
BLEED OUT EAT LEAD THATS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WHEN YOU GET OLD TECH YOU FUCKING CLITTYCEL DIE DIE DIE YOUR FAMILY IS ASHAMED OF YOU BECOME AN ISIS VICTIM


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Today i wanted to play the mcc on pc with headphones on and the audio quality was shit, so i had to turn off telephony but when i did that the headphones where no longer recognized, turns out the games forces you to have hands off telephony on because every time i opened the game that option is re-enabled, what a shit OS kill yourself bill gates i hope you, your entire family and your future bloodline get torture and raped for eternity while rotten dog shit is shoved right into your mouth, fucking cuck nigger.

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How do I root/remove (((TerroristBook))) bloatware/hack o algx a Quest 3S?

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Respond or whatever

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You don't, it's a meta headset, of course FB is baked into it and even the microplastix molecules on it are FB branded

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it's an android device, there are rooting hax on github if you look it up. You will need linux with some tools like adb doe

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>>21550
You don't even need linux to sideload your meta quest vr


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quotey quote make this a banner for this board

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>>21555
gemeralds


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SYSTEMD FUCKING WON
GLORY TO RED HAT

▶ №21563>>thread_21562

who actually gives a fuck about what bootloader you want they are all the same

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>>21563
MEDS


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>using javascript as a backend language

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>using javascript as a backend language
v8's pretty optimized so its not as bad as you might think it is. you need a typescript TRANSpiler though since vanilla javascript is aids

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i don't think its THAT bad
it is jeetware doe


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What windows versions do you hate the most?
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8.1

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>>21305
I remember trying Windows 7 Starter on a laptop, holy fuck it was ass
>Same shit as XP
<Ran worse when emulating 6th gen ROMs
>At least you could still crack Microsoft Office in the old fashioned way
<The fucking thing was shitting out blood when running any Office app, including Word
>Had a decent DVD player but as time went on: the media player deteriorated forcing video frames get chopped
<COULDN'T PLAY FUCKING GIFS

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11
im using 11 rn and it sucks ASS because it could just kill itself or kill the desktop without having an option to turn off

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Every other Windows release is absolute garbage, for some reason they just shit the bed and forget everything that made previous Windows good before remembering how to make a usable OS in next release

Windows 11 and 8 are the objective worst. Win11 forces AIslop in every piece of the OS to consume as much system resources as possible and send all your data to the feds and Win8 was designed for tablet computers that never took off, it was so shit they had to create 8.1 to try and salvage that disaster until 10 was ready.

Win12 will probably be the next good OS if we follow the pattern. I will keep my main PC on 10 until that point. If Win12 is just more AIslop like 11, then I'll just switch to Linux and run a Windows VM for whatever Windows stuff doesn't work there.

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10 is when forced updates started right?

im about to have an unpopular opinion so make sure you already shitted today sars. even though the execution was a total flop i think the idea of windows 8 was the last push for real forward progress and innovation for windows. malls werent on life support yet so when you walked by a windows store everything would be these colorful panels. the wii u and 3ds launched around this time, an entire decade of touch (ds) and point (wii) controls had just reshaped the gaming market. my first laptop had the 8 panels and even as a 14 year old i would instantly click to the traditional desktop but i didnt feel like their attempt at something new was insulting. it just didnt work out.

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whatever the newest one is, continually


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▶ №21492[Reply]>>thread_21492

i can't stop gooning to konqi
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>>21516
>pedophilic is when something makes me feel icky

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>i can't stop gooning to konqi

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OP is a faggot

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>>21492 (OP)
yeah me neither nigga

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and i'm also edging to kandalf

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>>21535
💀💀💀
>


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ITT: we dickride valve hardware
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>>21357
I think Valve are waiting for the fans to make their own interpretation of HL3. What with the interdimensional concepts of the entire Half-Life franchise and the time travel concepts introduced in Half-Life: Alyx, select fan works might be partially officialized as offset timelines, with their semantic barycenter being what becomes Half-Life 3.

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>>21314
This guy is a proletarian brain dead faggot who spits out random words with barely knowing what he is saying. Valve is not the best company but not maliciously trash either like Epic Games, Nintendo and the other worthless garbage who actually would sell you for a cent if they could. Fanboying any company is retarded and you should fucking kill yourself if you do that but acting like they are the worst company is retarded as well. Maybe the controller is the only thing which actually worth something. Cube is not worthless either but mostly useless except for a few very niche use.

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I hate fucking new steam console, should we buy switch 2 than ts?

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>>21462
But then they allow this shit.

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>>21526
valve not censoring anything is a good thing

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>>21526
No censorship is a double edged sword.


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do you rice your browser

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>>21529 (OP)

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no

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No, I just put a dark theme and a bunch of helpful extensions like noscript


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itt we rape the cloudflare engineers

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do this


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>prompt engineer is an actual job title
wtf
i thought it was just a /g/ meme but i went to a university open day this week and when someone asked the professor if there's any point to taking a computer science course if ai is going to automate everything, she said ai was creating new jobs and gave prompt engineering as an example
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▶ №21505

mathchads win again

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Why is this an actual job when you can get ai to do it or jeets

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>>21502
Why don’t you switch now
I’m sure if you graduate as an engineer you won’t be struggling to pay off extra student debt :)

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>>21507
Also think this is the only course you could probably do this with, so why not change now?

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>>21508
>>21507
sunk cost fallacy hurr durr

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Prompt engineering is basically soychology for large language models, you need to know the ins and outs to exploit them properly o algo


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▶ №21488[Reply]>>thread_21488

>initiate the dead nigger baby board shutdown protocol

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>>21488 (OP)
If you don't want serious discussion then get the fuck out of >>>/tech/

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>>21532
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The original author retains all rights to their soyquote.
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>DUUUUUR DUUUUUUUR MUH TEMPLEOS MUH TEMPLEOS RIP TERRY DAVIS DUR DUR AM I HECKIN FUNNY GUYS??? LIKE MY COMMENTERINO PLEASE!!!!!

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fucking trvke

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you can tell the fake templeos fans because they won't say nigger

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They really do say this GEG

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DUUUUUR DUUUUUUUR MUH TEMPLEOS MUH TEMPLEOS RIP TERRY DAVIS DUR DUR AM I HECKIN FUNNY GUYS??? LIKE MY COMMENTERINO PLEASE!!!!!

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trvke


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▶ №17909[Reply]

>Quality Of Service
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up

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up

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up

▶ №21285>>thread_17909

Are you competing with the /pol/ portuslav asuka thread to see who can last longer?

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>>21285
marge, up

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up


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▶ №21503[Reply]

Is ternary the future of computing?

▶ №21504>>thread_21503

No it's snca

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>>21504
I care about it doebeit

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binary still mogs, these are very simple operations, once you try to do operations like multiplication and etc its gonna be a huge pain in the ass and very complex


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▶ №21475[Reply]

What is your favorite desktop operating system/distribution?

▶ №21497

windows server 2008

▶ №21501

i like windows 10


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