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Brimstone creepypasta:
never ride the agugu bus. I was once a t50 six seven feet tall Mexican shitskin I mean .0001% Aryan, I also enjoy one shot a bit. It all started in my goon cave gooning to agugu inflation gemmies with my cord xisters o algo, when right before I could climax to the agugu ‘p gemmies, I got a discord notification from a random person named “astrofene” who dm’d me asking if I wanted “more agugu ‘p gemmies”, to which I quickly replied yes. He then sent me a link to a site that was filled with hundreds of images of agugu and agugu inflation ‘p gemmies. After I finished gooning my TMP I mean BWC i got another dm from astrofene asking if I wanted to “ride the agugu bus”, to which I replied yes as I was hungry for more agugu ‘p gemmies o algo. He sent me another link to a website that printed me a ticket to the agugu bus. After grabbing the ticket from my printer, I heard a large brap outside my window and the sound of someone yelling “is yous them the passenger we’s lookin for?” To which I rushed downstairs and found a giant bus which the word “zarty dot agugu” on the side of it. I rushed over to the bus and was greeted with a giant, obese nigger shitskin who said”we’s the agugu bus o algo, yous is thems the main course I mean passengers we’s lookings for”. As I walked in, the smell of more massive braps hit me from over 20 obese shitskins also on the bus. causing me to look for the nearest seat available. The bus promptly accelerated to fourty one thousand miles per hour, causing me to almost loose my balance. I sat next to some obese nigger who had a name tag reading “hello, I am warrior z”. He appeared to staring at some fnf ‘p gemmies while stroking his TBP o algo. I asked him where we were going to, and he replied “we’s goings to the yearsly agugu convention in Mexico o algo. I hears that yous is going to be the the main course o algo” after hearing that I knew I had to get out of there, but since we were going so fast and since I weigh 2000 pounds I couldnt stand up. I panicked knowing what the shitskins would do to me if they found out I was actually .0001% Aryan and had an IQ above 30 with self preservation in mind. I had to think of a diversion, so I yelled “anymames whos want my agugu ‘p gemmies o algo, I’s buries thems in a 10 miles radius of here” to which the bus immediately decelerated to fourteen eighty eight miles per hour, then zero.
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All the shitskins ran out of the bus and started frantically digging and brapping at the ground nearby while shouting things like “i’s needs me some agugu ‘p rights now o algo” I took the opportunity to sprint out of the bus myself into a random direction, but since I am an obese nigger I mean Aryan I couldn’t run for long. The niggers soon caught on to my plan and all ran after me and dragged me back into the agugu bus. Hours after while in the bus the driver suddenly stopped and shouted “this is the agugu convention o algo” to which the shitskins picked me up and dragged me out of the bus into what I can only describe as an agugu inflation ‘p gemmy filled paradise. I was so overcome with ecstasy I almost forgot that I was the main course for the niggers after a hard day of gooning to agugu. I decided to enjoy my final moments by checking out some of the attractions, which I had been allowed to do as the niggers were also retarded o algo. Some of the notable rides and activities were: doctor ‘p’s mymy BBC slut coaster, recreate daisies destruction, and goon to agugu rape ‘p gemmies. After I finished the day of gooning, panic finally set in when I realized I was going to be eaten. I finally started sprinting towards a large sign reading “exit” but an employee with the Nametag “jimbo” stopped me. He let out a series of massive braps that threw me against the wall, he then carried me to a giant pot of boiling sproke with other dead niggers and shitskins inside of it. I was frozen with fear when suddenly, an A10 6’5 Nordic chud Aryan grabbed jimbo and threw him Into the pot instead, he then turned to me and said “I could smell you were .0001% Aryan so I had to save you.” He then lifted me up and killed every other nigger at the park with his mighty blade, except one. Warrior z had stopped in dead in his tracks with yelling something about being Batman and never taking LLLLLL’ZZZ, he snapped the chuds sword in half and they both had a heckin wholesome dragon ball esk slow burn kino fight which ended with the chud using the last of his strength to blow both himself and warrior z into smithereens but not before telling me to “never goon again”. The massive explosion blew off all of my black skin, revealing a pure white a10 Aryan beneath. took this as a chance to escape and ran all the way to the nearest border guard 12345 miles away and showed him my pure Aryan blood to which he let me right in. I am now back at my home and have uninstalled discord and have ne
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>Brimstone creepypasta:
>never ride the agugu bus. I was once a t50 six seven feet tall Mexican shitskin I mean .0001% Aryan, I also enjoy one shot a bit. It all started in my goon cave gooning to agugu inflation gemmies with my cord xisters o algo, when right before I could climax to the agugu ‘p gemmies, I got a discord notification from a random person named “astrofene” who dm’d me asking if I wanted “more agugu ‘p gemmies”, to which I quickly replied yes. He then sent me a link to a site that was filled with hundreds of images of agugu and agugu inflation ‘p gemmies. After I finished gooning my TMP I mean BWC i got another dm from astrofene asking if I wanted to “ride the agugu bus”, to which I replied yes as I was hungry for more agugu ‘p gemmies o algo. He sent me another link to a website that printed me a ticket to the agugu bus. After grabbing the ticket from my printer, I heard a large brap outside my window and the sound of someone yelling “is yous them the passenger we’s lookin for?” To which I rushed downstairs and found a giant bus which the word “zarty dot agugu” on the side of it. I rushed over to the bus and was greeted with a giant, obese nigger shitskin who said”we’s the agugu bus o algo, yous is thems the main course I mean passengers we’s lookings for”. As I walked in, the smell of more massive braps hit me from over 20 obese shitskins also on the bus. causing me to look for the nearest seat available. The bus promptly accelerated to fourty one thousand miles per hour, causing me to almost loose my balance. I sat next to some obese nigger who had a name tag reading “hello, I am warrior z”. He appeared to staring at some fnf ‘p gemmies while stroking his TBP o algo. I asked him where we were going to, and he replied “we’s goings to the yearsly agugu convention in Mexico o algo. I hears that yous is going to be the the main course o algo” after hearing that I knew I had to get out of there, but since we were going so fast and since I weigh 2000 pounds I couldnt stand up. I panicked knowing what the shitskins would do to me if they found out I was actually .0001% Aryan and had an IQ above 30 with self preservation in mind. I had to think of a diversion, so I yelled “anymames whos want my agugu ‘p gemmies o algo, I’s buries thems in a 10 miles radius of here” to which the bus immediately decelerated to fourteen eighty eight miles per hour, then zero.
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>>14105775Still bumped my post award
