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GREETINGS, /QA/ DENIZENS! I AM HANS AMSLER, THE ILLUSTRIOUS BAVARIAN AUTHOR OF THE A24, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED, OSCAR-AWARD WINNING, GENRE REDEFINING ADVENTURE THREAD, SAVE THE BULL!
>literalwho
That's exactly right! But it doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan.
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You see, I've been publishing a comic book for a number of years now called The Cheesed To Meet You Mouse. Yes, publishing a physical booklet, going out to about 200 people. I get paid roughly 400 dollars per chapter, which is pretty decent if I do say so myself. There's stickers, too!
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Anyway, the comic is about the aforementioned mouse who is cheesed to meet you, and he runs a braphog ranch and likes to rape. I created him in 2020 before I even knew about the Sharty and before Rapeson existed, so he was kind of like Rapeson before Rapeson.
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HOWEVER, this year I was so engrossed in running Save The Bull that I put off finishing up the year's comic volume to the last second, and now I'm rushing to get everything done. Truthfully, I don't know whether I've already exceeded my publisher's deadline ("mid november at the latest", whatever that means) so I may be pulling all nighters working on this for no reason.
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IN ANY CASE, you niggers are going to bear witness to the fruits of my ridiculous perfectionism and procrastination, for in this thread I'm going to be posting my work as I complete it. This may convince you to buy my retarded little comic when it comes out, it may not. That's not my aim. My aim is merely to share my suffering with you as I slog through this.
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This additionally functions as an AMA, if you have any burning questions for a SNCA artfag. I'll also sketch things on request.
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If you want to read Cheesed to Meet You, or any of my other comics, visit hansamsler.com .
Yours for the worst,
Hans Manfred Amsler
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posted it again award
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youre a gem and everything you make is gems doe ill be looking foward to seeing whats in this thread
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>>831310Didn't mean to, I think that's just the sharty's servers shitting themselves
>>831311Thank you very much!
Right now I'm working on finishing the lineart for the back cover for the christmas comic (I'm going to be dual releasing Cheesed To Meet You Visits Japan and the christmas specials). I'm going to be painting both it and the Japan cover in watercolor afterwards. I would have preferred oil paint for the Christmas back cover like in the Christmas front cover in the OP, but unfortunately that would take far too long.
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it's a gem
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>>831325well, not entirely finished since I need to fix the shading a bit
▶ №831339[Quote]>>831341
You are the actual gem that saved the 'party unironically reading save the bull has changed my life FOREVER and I hope for the best with your comic
I even have a few burning questions
>How old is xer?
>How long have you been on the sharty?
>Do you plan on staying on the sharty?
>Do you support trans rights?
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>>831339Xhe answered this already xister >>831320
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high effort award
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>>831345
It's in the works. Trvst the plan.
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Oh, also, while I'm working on painting the cover:
Here's the stickers from the last Cheesed To Meet You issue. They are VERY edgy, and most are not the sort of thing you'd have on say, your laptop, but my idea was that they could be used for an Operation Reality sort of thing where you stick them on lampposts, buildings, ect.
Of course, since most of my readerbase has been millenialcucks, they sadly did not do that. It would be extremely gemmy if you guys did that with the stickers I'll be making for this issue though
Also, here's a picture of what the first issue looked like in its published form.
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Oh, also, while I'm working on painting the cover:
Here's the stickers from the last Cheesed To Meet You issue. They are VERY edgy, and most are not the sort of thing you'd have on say, your laptop, but my idea was that they could be used for an Operation Reality sort of thing where you stick them on lampposts, buildings, ect.
Of course, since most of my readerbase has been millenialcucks, they sadly did not do that. It would be extremely gemmy if you guys did that with the stickers I'll be making for this issue though
Also, here's a picture of what the first issue looked like in its published form.
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going to sleep early tonight so I can work on this in the morning, bumperino for when I return
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hans amsler can you make a hecking quirky soysona of yourself that would be interesting
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draw a 4cuck janny leaking at valid criticism
>>832529high effort gem that VVILL level Hiroshima
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holy fucking gems dude, looks a little like pepe tbh.
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>>832529gemmy kino in the making
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>>832541Mouth and eyes, also they're both green or something.
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>>832756Gemmy you are truly the da Vinci of the modern world
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I read the comic it's pretty good.
The websites looks fucking awesome too.
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>>831357how do i buy and consoom product?
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>>833116It's not out yet, but it will be in December. When it is you'll be able to buy it on
https://chunk.media/ (that's my publisher)
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>>833116Heh anyone remember that site?
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hopefully the cheesed to meet you mouse becomes sharty culture in one way or another
organically, of course
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>>833174what would the cheesed to meet you mouse post on the sharty
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>>833208I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
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