an actual thread died for this

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>he is not on console to experience the true d10 experience

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2nd DECEMBER WILL FIX EVERYTHING

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Justice will fix everything.

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hellcrocs or give me death

Jiggle physics on chargers but no gameplay, just like my favourite japanese VNs

>>547344728
I play with a gamepad, is that good enough?

>bugtards manage their defense
>despite not having a head start, botGODS manage to defend their defense
>squidfags completely fail at their defense

>>547346652
don't say that anon you're going to drag all 5 illuminate players here to dog on you

>>547346652
>squidfags completely fail at their defense
cut them some slack, there's like 3 of them

>>547346652
Squids just aren't interesting to play, I feel sorry for squid mains, they desperately need content. Hell we desperately need any content at all.

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>>547335678 →
ggs retards

>>547347094
Squids are still a regional threat and shouldn't be counted as a real faction
>no homeworlds to defend
>smallest roster
>no subfactions
>no direction

The machete is so ass! It swings too slowly and there's this long ending delay that locks you out of doing other actions and running. The sabre is much better.

>>547347739
melee is an absolute meme anyway

>>547347021
>changes md5
what now?

>>547347021
Couldn't handle the SOVL

>>547348530
The stun lance and baton are the only real exceptions. Lance is precise enough to hit heads and has better dps than the Blitzer. Baton has the actual worst dps of any weapon in the game without PP but will interrupt and stun/stunlock any non- heavy in the game with wide swings so it's mostly a tool to get melee off you with light armor when using explosives.

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>>547344728
>playing anything on console past the year 2010
but why
do you enjoy being a paypig for online, not being in control of your own hardware, and silky smooth 27fps?

>>547350229
saber is a voteless blender

>>547350639
>t. posted from my windows 11 device

>>547346131
if you are not playing brain dead teammates does not count for the true d10 difficulty

The Constitution major order was TRVE d10 difficulty

Warning: You cannot claim you participated if you played bugs

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>>547355795
>Constitution

>>547353871
I would hope nobody here is low IQ enough to actually redeem the """""upgrade""""" from 10

>>547355795
constitution is better on bots thoughbeit...

>>547355795
Constitution squad raped the bots when we played though, if you can aim you can oneshot any chaff

>>547350639
this game runs at 40 on my 2070 on a good day

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>>547347021
based

>>547355795
>if you played bugs
Nigger they rape you if you dont shot a billion bullets per second, a single stalker nest spawning 2 stalkers every one to two minutes from the other side of the map is a fucking nightmare, hunters are cancer and the spewers literally eat headshots for dinner.

>>547358836
>bayonet

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hey schizos and people who actually play the game
/hdg/ divegrass team is playing in ~40 minutes from this post.
we are versing /gig/ - genshin impact general
cheer for the team and/or watch them fumble and ragdoll around here:
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague

image is outdated a bit, but the management team was busy taking a break for dinner to update it

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>>547359317
>management team was busy taking a break for dinner

My senator after the last """"" rebalance" no longer pops Alpha commander or hive guard heads. It fucking sucks

>>547359317
Hey Vector, I think you got the wrong team, /gfg/'s two threads down.

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d10 bugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243362929451/76561198027910192

>>547359226
?? It does no damage even with peak physique, 2 melee hits to kill one tiny little hunter plus your character refusing to do what you want because of the stupid hitlag you get after a monster touches you or walks around you.

>>547360570
3/4

>>547360570
FVLL

>>547360570
full

>>547360570
>lobbies close due to inactivity last thread
>now full in 3 minutes
何だ、これは?

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need super credits

>>547361434
これは"anime effect"ですよ

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>>547361752
Then get to farming, Class-B(lack) citizen

>>547360768
Are you missing the first hit? It kills in one stab without peak physique for me.

CAN THE GAME STOP PUTTING ME IN D4 WHILE I QUEUE FOR D10

>>547363980
farming is boring as fuck desu
I'd just play normally if my teammates wouldn't refuse to go to poi despite being low levels themselves

>wasnt planning on playing this MO
>my home-world gets attacked
Sigh.
I’ll make a lobby when I get done at the gym.

>>547359317
Drop a link when it starts.

>>547355795
were bots not the best enemy to fight with the constitution? you can one shot devs with it

Need an Asmongold voice pack
>Hurt sound: "AW FUARK DOOD"
>Throws eagle strat: "GET THOSE LITTLE DICK BOYS"
>On Respawn: "'Sup yall, its me, its ya boi asmongold"

^what happens when you don't beat your children

>queue randos
>hear open mic spic chatter while connecting
>kicked without even finishing the drop in animation

I wish this game has region locking.

>>547367017
Why arnt you the host with the most?

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>>547366564

>>547367693
I can throw up in your mouth for you and then you can throw up my throw up and say its your throw up UwU

>>547367083
That means I have to wait for people to join. I want to just jump in.

>>547367902
Depending on the planet its pretty quick.

>>547365964
its over

>>547359317
annnnnnd nothing happened
wow

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>>547366564
holy FUARK d00d thats such an epic idea post this to asmongold reddit

>>547369192
just like the game itself!

>>547355795
trvke but yeah bots were easiest.
squiggers were actually the hardest imo because unless you headshotted them voteless didn't usually die to one shot from the meme rifle.

Haven’t seen a hack lobby in a while.
Shame.
I’m missing like 5 super store sets to be at 100% completion.

>>547369401
I cant im banned (⋟﹏⋞)

>>547360570
good games gents
the power of the 0-0 grants us the strength to win but not to extract

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>>547360570
>>547370514
ggs lads

>>547344728
Because of the retarded teammates or is there another reason? I play crossplay and intentionally join low level games so I feel I get my fill of retards (and thats a good thing)

>>547370928
Literally me second from the right

>>547364375
Finally, Arrowhead has solved the problem of shitters not lowering the difficulty

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>>547372858
You must be mistaken anon, that's clearly me

>>547373298
kek'd audibly you aight difficulty tranny

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>"I want to play exclusivley on D10 and not be kicked but I will never, ever, ever, be the host."

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give it back

squid front collapse

squid anus prollapse

>>547345079
She needs breeding by packs of hung virile bugs since sissy sterile bots can't do it by themselves, just like botplayer cucks. Am I right or am I right bros?

>host d10
>it's still ez
wtf aytch dee gee you lied to mee!

>Helldivers 2 is advertised as a satirical power fantasy
>People enjoy the power fantasy
>For some reason this makes the swede grind his teeth in rage
>Starts nerfing everything while rambling like a schizo about cod players
>Lower spawn rate on everything
>Game somehow runs worse
Good job, Sweden

>>547373943
new tier 6 ship upgrade, trust

>>547374775
Bugfags are mentally ill

Squids could attack super earth again during this major order and NOBODY would care

>>547368835
How did it go?

Rape isn't a power fantasy it's a grunt fantasy

>bugtroons are going to lose Turing AND Terrek
KEK!

>>547375727
0-0 draw

>>547375773
Good morning, sar

>>547375458
if they wanted balance they should have made more railgun-type weapons that explode if you overuse them
railgun's unsafe mode is peak helldiver

>>547356354
What’s the problem with the constitution spamming trans rabbit man. I always laugh at this image but it’s never paired with an accurate post.

>>547376268
You need to use the Declaration instead

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The only way to balance Helldivers 2 is every shot is based on Xcom RNG whether it hits or not

>>547376827
I WOULD play an XCOM style Helldivers game. Or SEAF, or whatever, I dunno. mite b kewl

>Think adding more weapons and stratagems can't possibly take this much time
>Realize that's only if they bothered making simple dev tools to upload a model, slap some projectile values then test it for a bit
>They probably didn't

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>>547376965
For me it’s a Stellaris grand strat type game, then on world battles are RTS like Halo Wars, then if you have Helldivers deployed you can play as one and it just becomes literally Helldivers 2 while you’re controlling him

>>547377345
I mean fair but I was aiming for something within the technical realm of 1-in-a-million possibility; that's why I didn't ask for it to be typed to the actual galactic war or anything crazy like that, but your dream game idea sounds really fun and cool too anon.

content doko…

>>547378961
no content
no lobbys
no future
no doko

My fun game is stuck with a useless unprofessional developer and it's really bumming me out

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>>547379382
So you think arrowhead reads this thread or ever sees our scathing comments? I mean, they’re not hyperboles or anything.
It’s just crazy to me how they fucked up the Xbox launch so bad there was 400k players and since then when it usually hovered at 100k is down to like 40k at peak hours and usually like 10-20k in downtime. Helldivers 2 is my favorite game and it REALLY pisses me off with how mismanaged it is. I want Helldivers to be good and popular forever but I feel like 85% of the new players probably just refunded it because it didn’t work and now half the people are now playing than BEFORE the Into the Unjust content drop…

Things that give me the ick:
>Grown man saying "frick" instead of "fuck"
>Grown man referring to himself as a "child" instead of "kid" when telling you about his past
>Abusing the endless supply pack bug in a lobby with others

>>547380330
I hate when men say “pee” instead of piss, makes them sound like a pedophile. And as a supply pack main, I don’t even know how to do that glitch. I don’t think my control scheme would allow for it.

>>547377345
>Commander.
>Commander, come in.
>Commander respond for fucks sake we need you to approve all these new mining stations and redesign our fleet profiles instead of galavanting about on the ground.
Sounds fun though.

>>547377345
I played Super Earth in Stellaris once
>Militaristic, Xenophobic, Egalitarian
>Shadow Council, Citizen Service
>Democracy
The goal of the run was to conquer as many species as possible while keeping Humanity as the only full citizens.
>every new species I conquered I spent time optimizing their planet for optimal production
>sometimes I just farmed them for food
Problem was I was so overwhelmed by conquered peoples and outside forces that hated my vile actions that I was quickly caught in endless war. The new update broke my save but I want to try it again.

>supply pack MAIN
that's the gayest thing i've read in /hdg/ and that includes the gay sex fanfics

>>547380025
xbox players reached d10 in a week and left out of boredom, that's what happens when you don't nerf the guns

>>547380330
he doesn't call himself a lad?

>>547380712
could be worse, could be an eruptor main

I already use so few supplies the backpack is overkill for me, I can't even imagine the sheer stupidity of someone who has to abuse an infinite supplies exploit

>>547380816
>mfw no cheeky lobby with the /lads/

>>547380712
>>547380837
for me it’s thermite/ultimatium/supply pack. I can play with other things and I do, I like the sword for instance but I’m just most effective with a huge well of stims and ammo, who would have thunk

>Pacifier/Halt/Base Punisher
>Ultimatum
>Incendiary Impact Grenades
>Vitality Enhancement
>Supply Pack
>Railgun
>EAT
>Strafing Run for Bots
>Gas Strike for Bugs
>whatever I feel like for Squids lmao what an unfinished loser faction idk probably go Machine Gun Sentry or something
>Heavy Medic Armor
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip* yep, it's solo d10 deathless all factions with my crutches time

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>as a supply pack main,

Legions of filthy vile squiggers hellbent on breeding our women

>maining shit in a fucking pve game
genuinely embarassing
>maining the single most op piece of equipment
genuinely embarassing

the only thing I'm "maining" is the Verdict, and even that I sometimes replace with the GP against bugs

I never leave home without my Thermites

I don't main anything, I just use what works
in that sense the meta is my main
fuck supply pack shitters though it's a travesty how almost everything can spam infinitely now it genuinely made being in a squad hard to tolerate fuck you fuck you fuck you I hope they nerf your stupid lunchables into the ground

>>547381484
>>547381809
I’m also a solofag. Seethe while I trigger breaches for you and clear the whole map while you three struggle to take one yellow POI beam.

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SupplyGOD and coomCHAD here. I am looking for a leandiver with a nice supple ass that I can booty worship. I will give you infinite supplies in exchange for worshipping your ass. Drop your disc (and your panties) if you're interested.

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I main the stim pistol (I hit maybe 1 out of 6 shots)
>psf psf psf psf psf psf
>nothing in the chamber
>reloading!

>>547382248
I hope they nerf the supply pack too because I always gravitate toward whatever is “best” and that’s the supply pack so I use it.

>>547382303
demented spamming tranny

>>547382508
I always say THANK YOU to the stim pistol retard even if he just heals off literal scratch damage

>>547382514
The fuck did you say bitch? I could fuck your ass if it was presented in front of me. Pussy.

take the trans kids sticker off your car or your tires are getting slashed

>>547382508
missed stim pistol shots should make lingering hopium clouds that nearby divers can huff for a modest heal over time effect

>>547382653
No better feeling in the world than when you do something cool in this game and that smiley face pops up “ARIGATO :)” you’re welcome, Helldiver.

>>547381064
So long as you never talk about game balance in either direction you only deserve life in prison, but if you're a nerftranny or talk about the game being too easy you ought to receive the death penalty.

>>547383089
>stim gas
Go on…

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>>547382508

They should stick Warrant technology on the Stim Pistol so it'll home in. Does it still heal for podunk diddly squat?

>>547383117
The japanese voice lines do not sound better. You only think they do because you have no baseline for the language so it sounds "better" simply because its exotic and you dont understand the nuances of the language.

>>547383256
Okay now we’re peeling the layers off and finding out who you are. Yeah the game is too easy where is d11?
If you suck so bad you can’t do d10 the game isn’t too hard you just suck and need to drop down a couple of difficulties.

>>547382508
Yeah if you walked with that ass in front of me I would have no choice but to rape you. Nothing personal bro.

>>547382653
Same. I always take infusion too so it's always useful even at full health.
thank you for your service o7 stimsissies

>>547383286
for me it's stim gas mines that can be used to make invincibility paths for NPCs

>>547383431
Yes they do. The Japanese dub sound like actual warriors. The English dub sounds like a bunch of cucks and twinks being ironic and gay. I hate the eagle voice
>Going to reeAAaaarm!
Annoying.

>>547383423
The game will die before they make sensible changes to improve gameplay. Same with Spear/Wasp aiming at weak points instead of CoM

>sugoi desuwa stimmu arigato
such grand warriors

>>547383948
We're addicted to stims here anon.

>>547384038
It's impossible to get addicted to stims, fucking traitor

>>547383831
>The Japanese dub sound like actual warriors.
Thank for proving me right.

>>547383831
nah the VA just isn't very good across the board
shit's cartoonish in any language really

>>547383831
>The English dub sounds like a bunch of cucks and twinks being ironic and gay
Weird projection but ok

>Weeb thinks ping pong pedophile gobbledygook sounds like anything but forced, infantile shit

>>547383831
french and german are the best for sounding like oper8ters
spanish dub is meh and italian is just lazy

>>547383831
>not using the sam hyde mod to make eagle 1 call squigs subhuman fuckers as you drop 500kgs on them
hearing that people play vanilla is like hearing about how people in haiti enjoy mud cookies. Jarring.
I assume to them, though, it's quite a delicacy since they don't understand real food and thus don't know what they're missing.

Its funny because the Japanese say the English version sounds better and play with English voices thus proving my point about how the voice sounds "better" because its exotic and you dont understand the nuance.

just replace the voices with the guy from insurgency sandstorm
eagle 1 and pelican 1 too

>>547384441
you for real nigga
the german voices are awful and some lines are just flat out badly translated

Mod that replaces Eagile-1 with asmongold
>Incoming strike: "GONNA EAT THAT GUYS DICK"
>Successful hit: "Winners win and losers lose"
>Returning from resupply: "'Sup yall, its ya boi, asmongold"

>>547384662
idk i don’t speak german or any other those languages cause im not a fuckin ESL! ESL! ESL! ESL! ESL!
also when the game first came out I would’ve switched to swedish as the devs intended but they’re too cucked for their own language lol

Hate dubs and non-english anything but honestly the english voices are trash. The male voices are just yuri whatshisname voice actor guy who does all the voices in fucking everything, and the one of two female voices is that shrill nasally jewess sounding bitch that every tryhard fag uses for some reason. (Maybe they're using the random option but it always seems to end up with them using the annoying bitch voice)

>>547384325
how the fuck is that projection? the English VAs sound like Jonah Hill
meanwhile the Japdub:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IF3lWZbiaH4 [Embed]

If they wanted me to play with the English Dub on they should have had Christian Bale or Sam Elliot or some shit do the voice so it sounds cool. The English dub sounds like it’s meant to be not taken seriously while the Japanese dub drops the irony and goes for sincerity

>>547384441
it's a shame because I associate italian with the ballistic shield and I love that thing

lobby doko

>>547385107
>Hears mans voice
>"Oh, man how gay! I bet their a bunch of twinks sucking each others cocks and licking the cum off each others chests while they moan! Man, this is so gay!"

>>547385107
>Japanese dub drops the irony and goes for sincerity
You just keep proving that anon right by showing you think its "better" because you dont understand the nuance of the language.

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OFFICIAL /HDG/ VOICEOVER TIERLIST
>acceptable
english, french
>suboptimal but bearable
german, spanish
>dogshit
italian, japanese
HONORABLE MENTION
russian

>>547385239
You’re the one who just went off about some horrible gay fantasy. I said the English VAs suck and offered alternative actors who would be good for the part.

>>547385398
No you keep proving me right by defending the generic SNL English voice cast.
>you’re not allowed to think Japanese sounds more masculine and sincere because… YOU JUST ARENT SUPPOSED TO *dilates*
Fuck off freaks God damn wtf is the problem even either way.

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>>547385432
When you heard a mans voice your mind instantly conjured an image of gay twinks.

>>547385414
>fr*nch
stopped reading there

>>547385239
>>I bet their a bunch of twinks sucking each others cocks and licking the cum off each others chests while they moan!
Hot

>>547385629
No you’re just a mindbroken LGBHIV+ weirdo. When I say “gay” I mean bad. I’m not speaking about homosexuality, assplug-wearing freak.

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>>547383831
>>Going to reeAAaaarm!
>Annoying.
Low IQ retard outing himself
kek

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>search for the Spanish dub
>Spanish (Spain), with retarded lisp and all
Good thing it defaulted to English

any "buff" to the stim pistol will kill it for good

>>547385414
>french in acceptable tier
has to be bait. I refuse to believe anyone would sincerely think they could slip that past the goalpost.

>>547385868
Yeah that VA sounds like a DEI jewdyke.

>>547385852
>The English dub sounds like a bunch of cucks and twinks being ironic and gay
You called them twinks, gays, and cucks.
I think youre projecting the cuck part too

>>547386237
>>547385852

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BUFF ASSAULT RIFLES (FOR REAL)
BUFF SMGS (FOR REAL)
BUFF SHOTGUNS
BUFF SOLO SILO (FOR REAL)
BUFF FLAMERS AND FIRE DAMAGE
BUFF HMG
FIX DILIGENCE/AMR SCOPE BUG
ADD NADE LAUNCHER AND SPEAR ROCKET FRV VARIANTS
ADD SPACE MISSIONS
ADD SKYBRIDGES AND TOWERS TO MEGACITIES
ADD FULL ILLUMINATE ROSTER AND MORE UNITS
ADD GAS GIANT PLANETS
ADD INDUSTRIAL SHIP BUILDING YARDS TILESET
ADD INDUSTRIAL AUTOMATON FACTORIES TILESET
ADD EVERGREEN FORESTS TILESET
ADD SUBURBAN TILESET
ADD APC
ADD TANK
ADD BIKE
ADD ARMOR PAINT
ADD MISSING STRATAGEMS
ADD STRATAGEM CUSTOMIZATION
ADD STRATAGEM LOADOUTS
ADD 12 PLAYER MISSIONS
DELETE DURABLE DAMAGE
REWORK ARMOR PEN
DELETE GAMEGUARD
DELETE DUPLICATE ASSETS
REWORK JOEL
DELETE ALEXUS
DELETE SCAMS-YOUR-MONEY
DELETE INDIA
DELETE TRANNIES
MAKE THE GAME 40 GIGS OR LESS.

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Knew about seeker grenade math and infinite supply backpacks but never thought of combining them until I saw someone else doing it

i've been loving the draw emote
i like sitting outside of the citizen evac points with it at the ready to see if i can dink the last guy out

>>547386131
Obsessed.
>>547386306
>No rebuttal
I accept your concession

Male children aren’t women, diseased troon freak. Your ideology is a demented lie. You’re an insane child predator.

>Swedes lower the file size by 10 GB
>No lowering the file size since
>Theyre on track to undoing what little progress they made
Why are these fucks so obsessed with catering to HDD players? Just delete the fucking bloat. Buy a better hard drive if you want to play modern games.

i play with latam spanish. it's... different

any gay niggas?

I'm surprised they haven't added the Tanto yet

>>547386650
Couldn't AH just make HDD optimization an additional download for the people that need it? Make the small SSD optimized version the default. The 10 cavemen that are still using a HDD can then download the HDD optimization seperatly, like you can download the voices from other languages if you want to.

>>547386336
You're gonna get 2 capes and a melee weapon!

>>547387267
like a sword or is that another laser

>>547387445
a tanto is a knife and it was a HD1 weapon that was essentially a laser SMG

>>547385107
The fuck you yapping about?
>YAMEROOOOOOO
The tone is the same as the original.

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>>547386567

>>547386787
It's shit, very low quality and the tone used doesn't fit at all
>t. Spic

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Reminder that we wuz sugoi anime general, and japanese is our main language.
Get humbled, westaboos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjrz7_y3nGA&list=PLrPVT5RfI89fEc40nxx7NgaFevnZykjyr [Embed]

>>547387567
You dont get it, bro! Its voice acting folded 9001 times!

>>547387267
They should add a weapon that acts like the hd1 tanto/sickle, low RoF hitscan pulses of laser energy.

A reminder that Japanese players play with English VA
https://www.youtube.com/live/C3JDeKHbtC0?si=DnP_zUZz3xf-Gou9
Get humbled, weebshitters

>>547387806
This is kind of a mid adaptation compared to Roughnecks but the music is awesome.

>>547387958
they should add a lot of things, actual energy weapon customization for one

>>547388000
What a stupid argument. All human languages are main helldivers languages, retard.

>>547387567
One sounds like a samurai warrior the other sounds like Jason Siegel from SNL.

>>547388171
I accept your humble concession, weebshitter

>>547388171
Super Earth absolutely flattened all human culture into one super-hyper-mutt one world government, this isn't even up to debate. They turned the giza pyramids into luxury condos.

>>547388194
So youre saying the Japanese language cant properly convey the tone of the game? Sounds like theyre bad voice actors.

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>>547382653
likewise, and i wish there were more weapons or stratagems to help fill the niche of a direct support role. right now the only things that come to mind for fulfilling that role are the stim pistol, supply pack, shield generator, and the FRV.
>Change One True Flag to give passive movement buffs to nearby divers
>Recon Flyover stratagem, reveals POIs and side objectives in any 75 meter radius. 3-4 minute cooldown
>Adreno-Drone stratagem, shoots a high powered defibrillation charge at a nearby dead diver, automatically self-destructs after a single use
>Signal/Pheromone Disruptor Backpack, uses a charged ECM system to stop reinforcements. 10 second chargeup, 90-120 second cooldown
i want to be able to do the least amount of damage in any given lobby and still be mostly responsible for a successful extract

>>547388397
They convey it better yes.

>>547388226
Retarded westoid, your helldiver speaks hebrew.
>>547388378
Then Israel won, no more english or other garbage.

>>547388494
Helldivers arnt Samurai, sorry. Sounds like Japan needs to stick to fotm cartoons and leave emotional voice acting to the west.
>>547388505
English is the only language in the Federation.

>>547388505
You mean Swedish

>>547388631
The Federation is in a different universe, goyimbro.
We are turning Cyberstan into Gaza 2.0
>>547388686
>el cope supreme

>>547388686
>You mean Swedish
Every Arrowhead video and stream is in English. English is the only language in the Super Earth Federation.

>>547388465
Woah! That's too cool, you will get more useless shit and nerfs for these blasphemous thoughts

>>547388686
Automatons write in Swedish if you decipher their alphabet

>>547388686
Not even Swedes speak Swedish

>>547388761
>The Federation is in a different universe
Why am I not surprised the weebtroon doesnt know basic lore. Not beating the low IQ accusation.

>>547388042
It's a better adaptation than the 1997 movie, though.

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>>547386787
I played with it for a bit and the voices sounded so off, spain ver. was far worse tho

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>>547388960
The Federation is from Starship Troopers.
The Federation of Super Earth is from Helldivers, secondary tourist.
Thank you for coming out as a retard and then projecting.

>>547388986
Really? I think they're remarkably similar but I do like the OVA better than the movie.

>>547383936
>will die
anon-chama...

>>547388986
>better
the word you are looking for is "closer"

>>547388960
lol

guys I'm gonna go play bots with a meta loadout

>>547385414
wait what I don’t even remember there being a russian option did they add it in some time during the game’s lifespan?

>>547388960
embarassing...

>>547386053
hello south american monkey

>>547388960
>weebs malding at this post
Anime truly is brainrot.

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>>547389262
>>547389413
>>547389603
>The Federation of Super Earth is from Helldivers, secondary tourist.
If you actually played the game you would realize they call the Federation of Super Earth "The Federation"
Nice try at a desperate "gotcha"
https://youtu.be/S4b04puSoKc?si=Utns4rS6Y62qOKAM&t=16 [Embed]
>"Prove your dedication to the betterment of our Federation"
https://youtube.com/shorts/6O92XiModZk?si=Tii7CBeCuam6oUKo
>"To make you smell like a hero of the Federation"

Youd know this if you actually played the game instead of replacing all the in-game tv ads with weeb shit.

>>547389645
hello iberian troon

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243390346627/76561197995866779
purely accidental lobby v2
bring your airbursts, your barrages, and your fresh pants, because this time we're dropping on terrek to bring some real chaos to the bugs

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i know awards shows are a fucking joke but this made me laff

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>>547389732
>"I actually base my whole lore knowledge on a hillbilly voice from an ad and I can't properly contextualize why I am getting called a retard"
Stay chucked, fellow sneediver.

>>547389732
Weebs got real quiet since this dropped

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>>547389928
I voted for them, if they win it's going to be very funny

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>>547389928
I don't want any of these to win

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>>547389910
2/4

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>>547390145
>"NOOO! YOU CANT USE INGAME EVIDENCE AS PROOF OF SOMETHING!"
Youre entire argument was formed on you being a disingenuous faggot. And I can see that youre doubling down.
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Democracy_Officer
>What Automatons we have faced thus far were but a component of their grand apparatus. A great invasion fleet has invaded the defenseless mining colony of Cyberstan in a craven attack, and now casts its shadow upon the rest of the Federation.
I grant you permission to kill yourself like your Japanese idols.

>lose Menkent just after getting it back with it getting 3% Resistance because fuck you
>keep getting cucked out of finally re-grabbing Vernen Wells by random attack after random attack because fuck you
>all the progress made on Crimsica by capturing the mega city gone because "hey there are diggers on this other planet so go fight those, also here are 3 more attacks on random planets!!" because fuck you
Why haven't they pulled Joel's retard ass from the decision making process already? Literally NO ONE likes this. What makes Swedes such a malicious entity? Is it all the forced cultural enrichment they've gone through over the last decade?

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>>547389928
>warframe once again not nominated otherwise it would be literally a win by default

>>547390403
>this malding and uppity about being unable to properly contextualize
Kek

>>547390526
>Now hes projecting
>No argument
>No rebuttal
You lost.

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>no lobby doko
>fine I dive D10 with pubbies
>one guy is a retard constantly teamkilling with eagle clusters and 380
>actually fail because he single-handily took like 15 reinforces while contributing nothing
>retarded host never kicks him
that's it.
It's lobby doko or nothing

>>547389910
we are still 2 outta four that's 2/4 that's two missing from 4

>>547390403
THAT DOESNT COUNT!!!!!

>>547390593
I don't need an argument, you lost 5 posts ago. Now I'm just dabbing on your corpse because I can.

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>>547390912
Its called the Federation. You lost.

>>547389928
complete and total dogshit
gaming is dead

when are they adding a new machine gun

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>>547389910
still still 2 2 / / 4 4

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>Weebshitter calling other people secondary for saying "the federation" and cites starship troopers
What are the odds he doesnt know what the federation in Starship Troopers is called?

>>547390976
>zoomzoom plebbit troon malding at being unable to discern context and history
kek, stay a forever seething secondary, I bet you've never even played the first helldivers

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>>547389910
3/4

>>547391269
>>547391174

https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/PHr_44932yYf0Nf5JKZcaw/

>>547389910
ok full

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>>547391493
>what unemployment looks like

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>Weebshitter screeching over abbreviations
ESL or retarded, call it.

>>547391493
>>547391608
I unironically won if it gets you this upset.

>>547391608
not him but that's 9 posts +whatever else he wrote over the span of a month

>>547392084
>>547391769

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>>547391493
i have no stakes in this but you got assblasted if you are doing all of that. your post is practically a concession. KWAB

what no content does to niggas

>>547391174
Who is this guy and why does he make everyone here seethe so hard?

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>>547391769
>

>>547392519
Is he wrong though?

I'm so tired of city maps...

>>547391493
Scouring the archives is an auto-loss. You mad nigga.

>>547392723
city maps will never be fun without a full rework. no matter what planet i fight on it feels like i'm running through the same copy and pasted streets

>>547392950
We need strip clubs, and super mcdonalds, and strip clubs, and gun stores, and strip clubs, and voting booths, and strip clubs with voting booths

>>547392519
i look like this and do this

>>547386787
Latin Spanish has my favorite maniacal laugh.

>>547393024
what about super strip clubs?

Punisher-Slugger-Halo is the holy trifecta of shotguns
The Halt gets an honorary mention for hitting teammates with stun shells

>>547394887
Mods provide all the super strippers you'll ever need.

>>547394958
wow, mods = gods??
kiss your janny

none of the shotguns are any good because they don't penetrate for shit, ARMOR penetration stat aside; I should be blasting whole swathes of fucking bugs in a big fuck ass cone with a single trigger pull but no, a bullet hits one fucking bug foreleg and if God blesses it to pass through and hit something on the other side it tickles it at absolute best

>>547391769
>>547392318
>>547392758
your axe wound is leaking

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>>547389928
I hate award shows.

>>547395508
you lost. giga lost.

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>>547389928
helldivers community is battered to the point of loving it when arrowhead beats them with a crowbar and spits on them

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>you lost. giga lost.

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what a content drought does to a mf
trannyposting and schizoposting
december 2nd can't come soon enough
it's an announcement and not an actual content drop

>>547396567
An announcement for announcing when the trailer will be announced, even.

>>547396450
super lost

>>547396567
>leandiver with a regular sized liberator

I would like ONE (1) Bolt Action Sniper Rifle WITH Scopes as a Primary Weapon please.

>>547396965
ERUPTOR

>>547397084
>explosive
YUCK!

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>This attack is clear evidence of the dire threat that posed by Dissidence.

>>547366564
>Asmongold
who

>>547397394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3bz7aeqCXM [Embed]

>>547397359
It's a common trait of authoritarian regimes to be so obsessed with internal enforcement against citizens that really didn't do anything that they neglect national defense.

>>547398545
I'm pointing out the bad grammer. This thread really is the dumbest that I'm in on /vg/.