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>>942734647 (OP) #
Big bazongas
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>>942734697 #
Her profile is cute, but she's like a Simpsons character - you should never see her starting right at you.
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My epididymal hypertension is getting really bad
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ngl i could go for a big mouthful of cum rn
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>>942734847 #
Seeing Ava reminded me the Chinese fascists banned my girl Sky
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>>942734827 #
I love my Emilia sissy slut <3
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>>942734847 #
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY
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I love her
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Fuck Sydney Sweeney
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>>942734825 #
Good boy. make it worse
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>>942734902 #
rip
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>>942734847 #
Whose cum?
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>>942735059 #
not a celeb
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>>942734827 #
They're perfect
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>>942735048 #
I'm about to
>>942735083 #
That body is stupid hot
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>>942735088 #
rn i'll take anyones
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>>942735111 #
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god I wish
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ALLISON IS HORNED UP
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YOOOOOOOOOO BROCKY IS HERE!!!!!!!
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>>942735265 #
I think today is the day
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>>942735289 #
when isnt he
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>>942735297 #
for what
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>>942735332 #
To give my all to a Rachel
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Putting ice on my balls, be back later.
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choli and I are starting a candy business
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>>942735368 #
you should
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>>942735399 #
start a suicide business, and go first
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>>942735399 #
Probably sucking each other's "lollipop's"
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>>942735336 #
Grow up.
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i gotta eat it
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>>942735415 #
I'm on it...
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>imagine not wanting to suck choli's lollipop
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>>942735253 #
shhh don't tell nobody

>>942735399 #
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>>942735486 #
So on it
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>>942735515 #
:DD you get free samples whenever you want! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iPQevtF19B4
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>>942735560 #
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>>942735607 #
She makes me leak like no other
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>>942735637 #
she has that effect quite often
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>>942735607 #
It's sad a legit Hollywood actress found she could earn a hell of a lot more on OF.

Wait.

Hollywood ladies, have you realized you could earn a hell of a lot more on OF?
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>>942735692 #
Almost every time
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>>942735572 #
<333

that video is mesmerizing
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>>942735447 #
Fuck I need to cum for her
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>>942735739 #
I love how bright the blue is. very satisfying :3
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>>942735764 #
I even gave up and started saving some of her pics the other day
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>>942735784 #
and when she started chopping it into the little bricks~
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>>942735837 #
yeeeeee <3 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GQRQAAaEfeU
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>>942735804 #
do you know about the sc thread
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>>942735915 #
I do but I try not to save videos at least
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>>942735515 #
This is a suggestive mp4
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>>942735899 #
i love cherriiiiiieeeees! <3 i keep a bag of frozen black cherries in the freezer and suck on 'em like cold candy. soooo good.
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>>942735782 #
no i do
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>>942735969 #
naww, you're seein' things.
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>>942735978 #
they're so good :3 love cherry anything. black cherry ice cream is my favorite :3
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>>942735958 #
yea i dont save vids either
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>>942736058 #
i do
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Jean-Luc Godard's list of top 10 American Sound Films:

1. Scarface (1932, Howard Hawks)

2. The Great Dictator (1940, Charles Chaplin)

3. Vertigo (1958, Alfred Hitchcock)

4. The Searchers (1956, John Ford)

5. Singin' in the Rain (1952, Kelly-Donen)

6. The Lady from Shanghai (1947, Orson Welles)

7. Bigger Than Life (1956, Nicholas Ray)

8. Angel Face (1952, Otto Preminger)

9. To Be or Not To Be (1942, Ernst Lubitsch)

10. Dishonoured (1931, Josef von Sternberg)
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>>942736058 #
I wanted to keep this phone clean but she is just too hot
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>>942736037 #
you're just askin' to get hugged.
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:)
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>>942735992 #
I need you to help me cum for her
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>>942736179 #
<3 <3 <3, playing bf6 rn so ill be gone for a bit, have a cozy comfy night qt *hugs*

>>942736128 #
be back later anon
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Any Ella fans on?
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>>942736329 #
Fat nigger
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>>942736368 #
Imagine getting her pregnant on that day when she was looking so absolutely perfect.
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FUCK YOU BROCKY
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I shit myself and eat pizza while watching ECW.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyDjsiZ6dEw [Open]
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fuck you rick berman
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idc Some Like It Hot should've been in color. what a waste of a Marilyn movie.
and i love black and white movies but Marilyn should always be in color.
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>>942736865 #
based tbh
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>>942736368 #
I want to kiss an Elle
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Everyone nutted
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>>942737289 #
i
love
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dress
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>>942737289 #
Yes we did
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>>942737423 #
i
love
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>>942737364 #
It is nice, I was distracted by the legs though.
>>942737386 #
I didn't, don't accuse me of such things.
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>>942737516 #
Ever?
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>>942737612 #
mmm Ever
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>>942737516 #
they are delectable legs. cute shoes too.
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>>942737612 #
I never said never, but it's been a little while.
>>942737660 #
Very agree
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>>942737480 #
cailee so pretty <3
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what the fuck
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>>942737720 #
well that pic's got everything doesn't it?
>>942737728 #
like a cute piece of cake <3
>>942737948 #
he said as he posted ricci
hey, you <3
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>>942738106 #
hello, sorry I haven't been around, how are you?
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>>942738106 #
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>>942738187 #
no worries, riccifriend. i just hope you've been well.

>>942738195 #
that pose <3
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>>942738427 #
im ok, just been kinda busy lately, hows the pup?
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>>942738106 #
Absolutely
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ricci christina barcelona
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>>942738468 #
>those legggggs
pup is well, thank you. someone came by today to look at my kitchen sink and he spent some time petting and playing with her. she loved that. work's been good?

>>942738593 #
so stinkin' adorable.
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Good evening /cel/! Once again I have woken up far beyond my remit ._.
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>>942738712 #
yeah real good, I love this job <3

some people just cant resist a cute pupper (me being one)
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sex with choli
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>>942738758 #
<3
>>942738793 #
>I love this job <3
that makes me so happy! you were so excited and i'm glad it's working out. got me smilin'. :D
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>>942738906 #
Hello! How are you doing?
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nothing has ever been better than late 90s ECW
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>>942739040 #
thanks jacon
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Night night choli, don't let the bum bugs bite.
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>>942738998 #
lil sleepy but i'll manage. has anything cute happened in your life today?
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>>942739124 #
Nope, but I have also become more sleepy with the change in season
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Slow, gentle anal with Allison.
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>>942739124 #
all this cailee got me smilin
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you both got dubs.

>>942739177 #
it's the comfiest time of year. <3

>>942739199 #
that makes me even happier. you're on a roll. :D
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>>942739101 #
uhhhh goodnight bro.
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>>942739406 #
I'm not going to sleep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRQcUSNX96E [Open]
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Allison can ignore me but he can't ignore my girth.
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>>942739379 #
have you heard of a book, fourth wing by Rebecca Yarros? supposed to be good, im starting it tonight before bed here in a bit
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>>942739406 #
fuck you
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>>942734647 (OP) #
Imagine being Anthony Allen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Clare Higgins, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck a 16 year old in his favorite pub. Like seriously imagine having to be Anthony Allen and not only stand in that attic while Clare Higgins flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that resting bitch face. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's A FINE TART and DAMN, CLARE HIGGINS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and brunettes and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Hartfordshire. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Clive Barker in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Anthony Allen. You're not going to lose your future acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your disgust and bear it.
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>>942739662 #
meds
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>>942739379 #
Put me under four blankets and leave a water bottle nearby and do not disturb until spring.
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what's the stacker sauce on the bacon melt, is that spicy?
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>>942739543 #
goof. :P

>>942739576 #
no, but i'm now reading a bit about the author and the book and it seems charming. <3 definitely share your thoughts when you're done.

>>942739701 #
blanket fort? wanna do a blanket fort? please say blanket fort.
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CHOLI'S DICK IS DUMMY THICK
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>>942739860 #
I will I will, just finished up soulless and prudence by gail carriger, the first books in 2 different series but whatever, would recommend, alt history england with vampires and werewolves and pretty funny/actiony
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choli knows how to have sex the right way
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HE DOES FUCK RIGHT
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CHOLI WOULD FUCK THAT CORRECTLY
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>>942739860 #
>Colonel! The Sleepowa have attacked Fort Blankie!

I'm watching one of those dashcam vids of a train travelling through rural Japan and it's v. comfy.
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>>942740013 #
>hug the may-z
>>942740030 #
>alt history england
makes me think of jonathan strange and mr norrell.
>>942740282 #
>The Sleepowa have attacked Fort Blankie
ever watched 'community'?
and that does sound comfy.
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this movie is lost but it looks like a banger
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>>942740401 #
>ever watched 'community'?
no, neither that nor 'Parks and Rec', although I'm familiar with what they are generally. Why?
>sounds comfy
it is MAXIMUM comfy, much more than the spotless, crowded Tokyo street shots

gonna save that video because of the excellent reference in it for drawing neccs
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>>942740536 #
>Why?

https://youtu.be/QaX3s-U6a0o [Open]

love that you got some inspiration. i know how much your drawing means to you. <3
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>>942740662 #
this is incredibly silly (I love it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8nPaqfRm_c [Open]
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>>942740662 #
mmk allison, im gonna go start my book and get ready for bed, you have a wonderful night <3
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FUCK ALLISON
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>>942740711 #
that famous sarah mystique.

>>942740731 #
they do an entire episode that's just a ken burns documentary about a pillow fort vs blanket fort civil war. it's fantastic.

one of my favorite authors is obsessed with japanese rail, and it's made me want to go and just ride the trains around aimlessly. would be nice.

>>942740825 #
goodnight, riccifriend. i hope you have a cozy time. <3

>>942740891 #
i'm sorry ;_;
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>>942740952 #
want to hug her from behind and gently kiss her neck <3
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>>942740991 #
wanna know somethin'?

(i know how you feel.)
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>>942741215 #
yeah I think she's pretty and cute~
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>>942740952 #
Alright, I will have to see THAT episode, at least!

I would like to go and ride the Cumbres and Toltec Scenic RR someday :D
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Oh is that you?
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>>942741460 #
some men die of thirst while others drown
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>>942741331 #
this may shock you, but i concur.
>>942741375 #
community is great if pretend season 4 doesn't exist. <3
>>942741405 #
unfortunately.
>>942741465 #
speaking of pretty and cute...
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young teens with big jiggly boobs
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>>942741580 #
Hello then. Was watching Fred and Rose West doc on Netflix and realized it was getting late and need to walk the dog, take a shower, and sleep. So here I am. Hah
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>>942741633 #
did it mention how fred west looked like a clone splice of gilbert gottfried and andre the giant? anyway, take that baby for a walk! it'll be nice for both of you. :D
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>>942741580 #
this train video keeps getting comfier, I love speculating about what all the buildings are and what the people in the houses are doing. i love the little details that make things look old and a lil tired, like weeds growing on the station platforms.
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>>942741932 #
i spent the better part of a week on a train back in 2019. i loved when we'd pass or stop in tiny towns. so many cute old buildings and houses. it was so lovely at night in the places where it was snowing. west virginia was just a delight. the rail takes you by so many places you'd never see from the road. <3
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>>942741761 #
Haha I'll be thinking about that when I finish the other half.

You know, I know she loves me because she gets that wiggly but when I get home but last week she bit the hell out of my thigh because I got a phone call and was trying to close her out of a room I was going into. If you stay by her she just barks and can't hear the caller. She hates phones for some reason.
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>>942742163 #
aww. the poor baby. i wonder if it's some kind of frequency thing. or maybe she's allergic to electronics like chuck mcgill.
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>>942742281 #
Well she barks as soon as it rings and more when i say hello, so I think she associates it with a stranger arriving. Im typing this sitting in front of her and she's just chilling.
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>>942742321 #
I wanna fuck you all day
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>>942734647 (OP) #
I would place my erect penis between her mammories and pump until i received climax. If you catch my meaning, anon.
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>>942742368 #
Me or sarah?
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>>942742321 #
maybe she's jealous of the attention you're giving the caller. my pup uses her snout to nudge my arm when i'm sitting by her and typing or texting.
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>>942742486 #
I wish she nudged me.. I was going to send you a Pic but I think i already did over the weekend or something.
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>>942742481 #
So sexy
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>>942742452 #
you
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>>942742097 #
A whole week??? Were you hobomaxxing??
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>>942742537 #
W-well then. How?
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>>942734647 (OP) #
why why why can't I be her loyal white slave
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>>942742502 #
she has such pretty hands.
>>942742525 #
i would never pass on an opportunity to see pup pics.
>>942742560 #
a homelss gambler stole my last cigarette, then died next to me. it was really annoying.

but really, my mom always wanted to go on a train trip, so we did it as a family thing. let's just say i'm glad we booked a couple of sleeper cabins.
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It's a 24/7 goonathon
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>>942743214 #
they're so pale and delicate. <3
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>>942743113 #
I guess ther internet ate my response. It was on disc if you are who I think you are.
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I have returned
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In love with this Natty
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>>942743113 #
sounds like you didn't know when to hold 'em OR when to fold 'em, and that's on you.

<3
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>>942743816 #
Makes sense.
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pupper pizza
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>>942743411 #
goodnight, btw. <3

>>942743825 #

https://youtu.be/if27InJBtEI [Open]
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>>942743900 #
>cause you got to know when to clap 'em
>know when to plap 'em
>know when to hug away
>know when to cum
>you never plap your Cailee when she's sittin' at the table
>they'll be time enough for plappin', when the eatin's done
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