One day in the scarlet deivl moinsion, Remilia felt a tingle in her butt. "WHAT" she thought, but she meant 2 think that, she actually said it out loud. thank the lord jesus no 1 was in her room. "oh no" remilais aid, "it cant be." the night b4, remilia had sex with riemu while rimu was still sleepign !! REimu cum insdie remilia, andthats when relamia left. she left fast. now, she was stitting in room,thinking aout her life. suddnely, egg pop out of her ass. "oihh shit ," remilai said, picking up the egg and ptting egg on her pillwo. she put blankette over the egg and pretend its asleep. "its sleeping." she said to herself. staring at egg. suddenly, remilia door swing open and therez! there ! was flandre,! flandre screAMED "OI WHATS TEH FUVKC HAPPENED WHY ARE THERE EGGS" remilia didn tknow what toi say. she bacxke away from the bed and went "SHHH." flandre was confused. "The baby, flanfuck #2, is sleeping.." flandre said- "U NAMED IT FLANFUCK#2 FUCKICNG FLAN FYUCK#2" remilia stay quiet, not sure what to say. flandre screamed again " WHA T THE FUCK I JUST WANTD D TO SLEEP AND I COME BACK TO THIS STUPID SHIT THIS IS RIDICULOUS (angry) A F UCKCING EGG" remilia wished her sexy sister woudl stop the screaming, the egg is trying to sleeping. after a long silence, remilia say "Reimu got me pregnant with my first egg." "U CHEATED ON ME" FLANDRE SCREAMED IN RESPONCE. "I NAMED MY EGG AFTER YOU" REMILIA YELLED BAC K TO FLANDRE BECAUSE SHES THE MTOH4ERTFUKING SCARLEYT DEIVL, BACK THE FUCK UP,SSHE HAS BALSL BITCH.
" WERE FUCKIH MARRIED" flandr screAMS (yeah now theyre marrie,d back the fuckcu p"
"U NAMED IT FLANFUCK#2" FLANDRE SCARED AGAIN (Screamed*)
"YES. .." remilkia say , " its a beautiufl name for a beautiful oval-shaped white egg"
"FUCK THIS ONION RING" flandre said as she take off the wedding ring, (opninon ring ) "DOES THIS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU" FLANDRE YELLED AS SHE WAVE OINION RING N REMNIILIA FACE
remiilia just wanted to eat it, she could give half a shit
"flandre..." remilia was quiet
"i dont even know you anymore" said the flandfre
"have a cakepop, flandre..have a cakepop..its better than your weeds." remilia said, try to clam flandre dwn.
"u cheated on me and then u gave birth to an egg named it flanfuck(#2)" flandre took a deep rbrateh.
"yues... its a beautiful child, flandre your beign selfish1!" REMILIA YELLED softly
"AND NOW U WANT ME TO EAT UR STUPID CAKE POPS WELL GUESS WHAT I HATE CAKE POPS" FLANDRE YELLED AT RMEILIA, WHICH HURT REMILIAS FEELINGS, BECAUSE SHE LOVES POPCAKES
flandre heavy breate. "UR LUCKY UR HOT"
rmilia knows she hot. remilia nknows flande a dumb bitch.
flandre walked out the door.
flandre walked bacj in the door.
she said "im back and im ready 2 fucking kill flanfuck and scramble her for breakfast"
remilia gapsed, "but flanfuck is my child"
"thats just 2 fuckin bad" flandre said, lookeng over aat tremilias bed where flanfuck #2 was sleeping.
"shes sleeping peaceufly in my bed how cute is she" remilia say
falndre march over to remilias bed, and pick up flandefuck. "tshis is not ur child this is AN ABOMINATION" she yelled like a fucking ape like the FUCKING APE SHE IS
"this is m y child. i hatched her from my own ass." remilia saidm, teares in her eyes.s
FALNDRE THREW FLANFUCK#2 ON THE GROUND. THERE WAS A CRAKCING SOUND. BECAUSE SHES AN EGG.
"SOTP" remilia said but its too llate.:
"its 2 late im p sure shes dead" flanfre said simplu. "TONIGHT WE FEAST" flandre scream
"fine. eat my kid. ill just hatch another child" remilia said
"i HOPE U LEARNED UR FUCKIN LESSON COS A BABY DIED TODAY" FLANDRE SAID
"DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT" FLANDRE SAID WHEN SHE HEARD REMNLAI JUST WOULD HATCH ANOTHER CHILD
"IM UR HUSBAND" flansre just wouldnt shyt the fuck up
"ui shut the fuck up flandre.i want a divorce. you child murderer." remilia said
"NO " FLANDRE YELLED
"i cant believe you did this." says remilia
Flandre tried 2 cover up and sayd, "ITS OKAY, FLANFUCK#2S ALIVE!!" but remilia cnaoot believe.
flandre picked up the broekn egg.
"why this. shes dead. SHES FCKING DEADS" SAUID REMILIA
"yeah nigga. she fuckin dead." flandre adnmit
"WHYD YOU DO IT" REMILIA SCRREAAAMED
"I GOT ANGRY OK CALM DOWN ITS LITERALLY AN EGG" FLANDRE SAY
"i cant believe flanfuck is fucking dead" reimu said, then disapprear through window.
"an egg... but i loved that egg.. i hatched it myself. i loved it. i cared for it. until you killed it i named the kid after you, and you killed her." remilia said, stioll the teaes in the eyes.
rimu pop her head thryu the wndow againa dn say "we should have cooked her"
"I WAS GOIGN TO HAVE HER AS MY CHILD NOT HAVE HE RAS MY BREAKFAST YOU LITTLE FUCK" remilia yelled att reimu
reimu disapear
"i can explain.."Fkandre began
remilia threatened to burn flandre's vagian.
"DONT T FUCKING BURN MY VAGINA LETS JUST HAVE ANGRY SEX AND FORGIVE EACHOTER....." flandre explain
remiolia liked that idea bette.r
remlia and flandre had tbe hot anger sex. th e ened. flanfuck#2 is still dead. shes just dead.
sex fixed it all.
