Reimu Hakurei was a beautiful shrine maiden who liked money and stuff
So you went to her shrine one day to donate to her.
"Hi " you greeted
"Oh ,hello " Reimu welcomed
"I'm here to-" you began but you were cut off by Reimu getting all up in your face.
"you wanna donate?" she asked, breathing heavily in your face
"um..." you muttered
"'Cuz if you wanna donate that's cool I want your fucking money" her head turned all the way around.
you got scared and got the fuck out of there.
you thought you were safe by the time you were like miles from the Shrine.
but guess what bastard;
you ain't.
you turned around after hearing a strange noise, and behind you was Reimu, on all fours, coming at you at what seemed like 958439583586 miles per hour
you ran, but fucker, you were too slow.
"I should've been faster like sonic" you thought , as she pounced on you licked your face.
"where. is. your. money." she asked, biting your nose so fucking hard it felt like it was gonna explode off your face.
"I-i lost it!!!" you scream, but that only angers her more.
"YOU WANNA DIE~!?" she screams as you simply shit yourself
You kick her off as she screams so fucking loud you feel like you're ears are bleeding.
You safely made it home that night, but had so many nightmares about the Shrine Maiden.
You got away that time.
