it was a quiet and sunny spring day in gensokyo and reimu was chilling at her shrine becasue idk thats what she does. she was listening to her favorite song Baby Shark on her extremely outdated ipod that she had somehow when suddenly marisa busted into her room . "REIMU" she saided "BIG PROBLEM!!! IM OUT OF LAYS POPTATO CHIMPS" she said to treimu very loudly. "ok..so what" reimu dismiseed her "get the fuck out my hiouse bitch " she saided to her. she said. "I CANT GO GET MORE BECAUSE BECAUSE I HAVE TO WATCH MY LITTLE 3POJY SO BAD I HAVE TO I HAVE TO I HAVE TO REINMU" marisa cried loudly drenching reimu in her tears. "god damn ok i get it also is anyone else gettingf deja vu here? anyway ill get you your fucking outside world chips now get outta my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" reimu senpai said throwing marisma outside and put on her lightning mcqueen crocs as she headed out to the wallmart. some time ago yukari wanted to bring some modern shit from the outside world into gensokyothat she thought would be useful or whatever so now theres just a single fucking walmart in the middle of this traditional village because why not. this is stupid.
ever since the walmartd was brought to the gensokyo marisa had developped a crippling addiction to lays pottato chisp. they are so crunchy and asalty. mmmmm. reimu thought doritos were better. i ddint even realize but they match their colors atcually because lays is yellow and nacho doritos are red im so fucking smart oh my god. reimu headed into the walled mart and swiftly headeded to the chip isle where she grabbed the last bag of lays they had...ohjshit.... she thought to herself.. now what will marisa eat after this....when seiddenly she heard fvoice. "oh hi reimu! :)" said the voice. it was.. mamziou!!!! "oh fuck its you" reimu said to her . she said that. "wow..the last bag of lays huh... i see..... " mamizou approached closer to the reimu maintaning eyecontactw with her. "such rare and elusive goods..." "mamizou dont eeven dare you liVE IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD" reimu yelled defensively at her clutchign the bag of lays closely to her. " well :) maybe i dont want just any bag of las..y....maybe..i want that particular bag of lays...they are special edition you know.. its the Star Wars ad ones..it has kylo ren on the bag.. it would make a great addisiton to my collection..they dont sell them in the outside world anymore" the grandma said to reimus.
"uhh..ok..i could just tell marisa to give you the bag once shes eaten it all???" reimucchi said to mamamzi. "oh! that works too thank you :)" mamizou said and then turned into a potato chip and reimu stepped on her. "who the fuck even is kylo ren" reimu mummbled to herself while walking to the checkout. she put da fuckin chips on the cconveryer belt thingy and waiting for the guy to register the theht YOU KNOW!!!!!! "youre...reimu hakurei right?" whispered the man working the cash register whose hat was covering his face.. he had a very british voice... "uhh yeah thats me" she said to him , raising and eyebrow.. "an honor to meet you" he said politelty to her. he moved his head up sohis hat wasnt covering his face and ihe was a very british looking man with....cheekbones..... "who are you?" she asked the him. "i ..suppose ican divulge that information to you..." he said and then turned the sign lgiht off of his checkiout counter and then htye both went to sit down at a bench fatehr away form the other peoples. "lets se...i believe i came from what you all call the outside world ... but.somehow i edned up here.." he said to her "i was an actor...i was in the marvel cinammatic universe......so many weird girls had imagine blogs about me........i had it all... but now im just a regular run of the mill Wal-Mart employee...." he looked down in sadness .
"damn..that shit sucks" reimu said sipping her tea thta she manifested out of nowhere. "yeah..." he screeched. "so im just kinda trapped here now..." he roared. there was an awkward silence for a few moments because reimu had no idea what to fuckintell this dude. "uhh...so anyways.. i gotta head home n-" "NO." he belched in a demon voice as he grabbed her wrist with superhuman speed. "oh god what the fuck-" suddenly he unleashed his hidden demonic claws which were stained black and attacked reimu!!!!!!reimu dodsged and swiftly grabbed her gohei from nowhere as she had a feeling this would happen and swiped at him, hitting him in the face with her epic powerz "BE GONE FROM THIS WALMART YOU DEMON!!!!!!!" she said to the demon british sexyman and he screeched out in pain because idk is that how it works? she then trhew ofuda onto his stupidfucking face and he was exterminated instantly. reimu dusted herself off "so a british sexyman huh.....no way in fuck am i gonna let something like that be unleashed in gensokyo..never trust a british man with cheekbones..always a demon..." she spoke to herself and prompty grabbed her bag of chispss and left the store.what she didnt know was that mamizou saw the whole thing.....and had her own ideas.................TO BE CONTINUED
