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 14027709[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>14028547

HLX playtester here. AMA before the announcement drops this week

 14027798[Quote]>>14027840

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Did they include Adrian Shephard? If not then it will be SNCA.

 14027805[Quote]>>14027848

what is hlx?

 14027808[Quote]>>14028231

what if gaben had a trans bbc?

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fagey (fake + gay)

 14027812[Quote]>>14027909

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>HLX playtester here. AMA before the announcement drops this week

 14027840[Quote]>>14027860>>14028183

>>14027798
don't want to reveal too much, but he's at least mentioned

 14027848[Quote]>>14028183

>>14027805
half life 3

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>>14027840
Good enough, I am screenshotting this for the extremely rare chance it's real

 14027861[Quote]>>14027901>>14028584

I wonder what the dialogue between Freeman and Shepard will be

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>>14027861
them supporting trans rights

 14027903[Quote]>>14028183

is it optimized well?

 14027909[Quote]

>>14027812
when you try to force pedoson into OC but it doesnt work because nobody looks like him

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I know this is bait but i want to believe so i choose to believe this is 100% real and true

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>>14027848
OP here. "HLX" is the third half life but it is not called "Half Life 3" or "Half Life Xen"
>>14027903
For a triple-A game
>>14027840
This is me btw

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>>14027808
It would be wholesome

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bait nophono will fall for

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>HLX playtester here. AMA before the announcement drops this week

 14028324[Quote]>>14028352

>no IDs
bad bait kys

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>>14028324
Even though the op picrel is related

 14028452[Quote]>>14028655

have you beaten it entirely, how long is it?

 14028494[Quote]>>14028497>>14028506>>14028655

zip it up and post for us

 14028497[Quote]

>>14028494
inb4 fpeniggers

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 14028515[Quote]>>14028655

im surprised the ai got the health stats right

 14028547[Quote]>>14028655

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>>14027709 (OP)
Ok
Port the weapons to gmod now and only send it to mi because I said so

 14028556[Quote]>>14028655

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I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THE BAIT ITS ReAL AND IT'S HAPPENING
any new guns?

 14028562[Quote]

Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

 14028568[Quote]>>14028655>>14028668

leak the entire game code

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>>14027861
>…
<…
>…

 14028655[Quote]>>14028724>>14028862

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>>14028452
I only played a few levels and test maps, but there seemed to be 12 chapters
>>14028494
>posting a 10 GB file onto /soy/
>>14028515
Not AI. There was no usage of LLMs
>>14028547
IDK how to do that
>>14028556
There are a few. My favorites were the aperture portable turret and the tau cannon
>>14028568
It was a demo

 14028668[Quote]

>>14028568
ˈɫik ðə ɪnˈtaɪ̯ɝ ˈɡeɪ̯m ˈkoʊ̯d award

 14028724[Quote]>>14029118

>>14028655
ok I decided to believe you, whats the gimmick of the game, half life 2 had the physics, what does this game have?

 14028862[Quote]>>14029118

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>>14028655
>dubs so must be true
how's the performance? i suppose if it's built to run on the steam machine it's not super heavy on the 'puter?

 14028929[Quote]>>14028935

biggest liar award

 14028935[Quote]>>14029118

>>14028929
make a torrent if true

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>>>14028929
>make a torrent if true

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>>>>14028929
>>make a torrent if true

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>>14028724
interactivity
>>14028862
this is true, though i faced slight lag loading stuff due to my pc being from 2021
>>14028935
i wouldn't get paid + i'd be possibly arrested

 14029145[Quote]>>14030182

>>14029118
>interactivity
what do you mean?

 14029182[Quote]>>14030182

>>14029118
>i wouldnt get paid
someone send OP 50 dollars in crypto for him to release the game files ITT

 14029324[Quote]>>14029353>>14030182

Why did xhey go with HLX instead of HL3 did these diddybluds forget how to count 💀💀💀

 14029353[Quote]

>>14029324
not op, but my guess is it's just a codename

 14029468[Quote]>>14029654

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I choose to believe everything said in this thread

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>>14029468
Half Life 3 announcing in the upcoming game awards

 14030182[Quote]>>14030216>>14030219

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>>14029145
It's like an interactive sim. For example the water works like real water, and there's a TV you can break and every wire & glass shard is able to be interacted with. Also some non-euclidian stuff
>>14029182
geg
>>14029324
To keep up with the running gag of not counting to 3

 14030216[Quote]>>14030419

>>14030182
how did you get access? also whats the biggest thing in the game that you CAN reveal rn

 14030219[Quote]>>14030419

>>14030182
who is this guy

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bump answer

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This guy might actually be fr

 14030419[Quote]>>14030457

>>14030216
1. I was hired as a playtester
2. There are chapters set in the combine overworld, the borealis part is somewhat short
>>14030219
Gigahitler

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why did it take so long

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>>14030419
I mean Breen actually, thought that question was about me. Oops

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>op should leak it they totally didn't put a tracking code on every tester copy that identifies him

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>>14030509
>she's right
It's over, Half-Life 3 will NEVER release…

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>>14030537
>joons deleting mi reppys
FUCKING SHUT IT DOWN

 14030571[Quote]>>14030597

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>>14030537
Actually this was a fellow playtester who leaked it a year earlier than mi

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proof or BTFO

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Nice try

 14030617[Quote]

baited everyone award

 14030619[Quote]

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>HLX playtester here. AMA before the announcement drops this week

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>>14030509
god fucking damn it

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>Nusois took 4 hours to debunk this thread

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>>>14030571 (You)
>FUCKIGN KYSA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJOZN3YhLtY



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