someone tell the tumblerinas that you can raise an issue without deliberately guilt-tripping everyone about it

okay, I take it back. I don’t think everyone is doing this deliberately. some of it is so deeply entrenched in tumblr culture that you probably don’t always notice you’re doing it

“nobody’s talking about this” -> you can just delete this phrase

“if you can’t reblog this, unfollow me” -> you can also delete this one

“x group can, and should, reblog this” -> remove the “should”. or you know. delete the entire sentence

your post will still spread all the important information without the guilt-tripping parts, I promise

if an otherwise valid post tries to guilt trip me it’s a pass on the rb, sry.

auspisticism is such a funny quadrant. theres a guy whose job in the relationship is to make the other two not fuck. the entire purpose of this relationship is to enforce troll monogamy (quadrogamy) wait hang on i need to go make a meme real quick

its literally this

Big cockroach taur who grabs you and tries to bring you into a safe dark place to cuddle you but you're not flat enough to fit anywhere so they bring you under your bed

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

I think the fact that you immediately thought about clarifying it’s not a sex thing kinda makes it sound like it is a sex thing.

FOOL. i would be using my sex amulet for that

had to draw this

they hired a guy with a menus fetish, theyre all jerking off to menus at tumblr hq.. tgheyre jerking off while they edge us with their menus...

they got menus boy tied to his chair making more menus for them to jerk off to..

new type of guy just dropped

Many such cases

i shot my penis off in a tragic penis shooting accident

it doesn't have to be tragic. its all perspective. bottom surgery.

what if wheatley got a hard light body like in blue sky but it accounted for his height and lack of features as a core and just generated this

Oh darn! The lack of hands makes it hard for him to brush his teeth with Colgate toothpaste!

Watch your next words carefully or else I might become the 1 out of every ten dentists who doesn’t recommend you 

how does this post keep getting more cursed

chelley and chelldos are both big brain

chelldos: gay, enemies to lovers, Big GF and Small GF, GLaDOS writing songs to chell, has some pretty cute moments in the second game

chelley: himbo and capable woman, one sided pining, Blue Sky, enemies to lovers also, did i mention Blue Sky

Chell has 2 hands for her evil robot datefriends 

ok i have a theory i don't think the world is ready for

Megamind:

- features the song Mr. Blue Sky by ELO

- plot involves the redemption of a blue villain who means well but doesn't know how to be good

- said villain is disguised in some way which helps him embrace his humanity despite not being human

- he falls in love with the woman he wronged during his outbursts as a villain but she gives him a second chance

- came out in 2010

- character with black hair and white clothes revealed to not actually be dead and becomes a mentor figure to blue villain

Blue Sky Wafflestory:

- features the song Mr. Blue Sky by ELO

- plot involves the redemption of a blue villain who means well but doesn't know how to be good

- said villain is disguised in some way which helps him embrace his humanity despite not being human

- he falls in love with the woman he wronged during his outbursts as a villain but she gives him a second chance

- came out in 2012

- character with black hair and white clothes revealed to not actually be dead and becomes a mentor figure to blue villain

is this anything

i actually quite like them

This is in no way RPG related but I just heard someone call a doctor "you hippocratic oaf" and I needed to share that