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>be me, awkward high schooler ~10th grade in small town Arkansas
>smoked weed maybe once or twice w my brother, want to procure on my own
>get a contact from a friend, the dealer and I coordinate to meet in a parking lot in town in the evening
>tell my family that I’m gonna hang out a friend and drive off
>as I’m about to exit the interstate to meet this guy, my dumb student-driver ass bumps into a curb and it blows a tire out
>pull off to our meetup spot, fortunately I was close when it happened
>I freak out and panic about having to call my parents, I do so and make up my alibi about where and why
>HOWEVER, my dealer the absolute gentleman, offers and I let him change my tire for me
>that’s relieving and really cool of him
>no… not cool but rather sweet and kind and really admirable and he’s like this cordial country boy and I want to hang out with him again
>and I have butterflies but this can’t be the butterfly feeling I have never felt that before
>he finishes changing my tire and also gives me a good deal on my weed (for the time and circumstance it’s a different market now)
>my goodbye was less quick and casual, a little too bashful idk
>a few days later my brother tells me that he ran off my dealer and not to talk to him again
>go on to not enter my first relationship for several years until a dude comes onto me super forwardly
▶ №14029281[Quote]>>14029296
>>14029262when are you hosting the dnd?
▶ №14029285[Quote]>>14029331
Miss Circle's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute paper face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.
They will be scarred for life.
▶ №14029345[Quote]>>14029539>>14029699>>14029849
Hey israelGPT!
🤖 {what fuck nigga} 🤖
Find me a Israeli soyjak!
🤖 {ok nigga} 🤖
🤖🇮🇱 {processesing} 🇮🇱🤖
🔌⚡️🔋🤖{GAME FOUND}🤖🔋⚡️🔌
🤖{the jak you are looking for is….: Joyjak, floweyjak, and soytan} 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
▶ №14029418[Quote]>>14029443
>>14029384Kys faggot im trans btw
▶ №14029478[Quote]>>14029577
Say this
>Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.
▶ №14029501[Quote]
Hello r/Anime I am looking for a girlfriend
I've never had much luck with women in my life and l've always wondered why. I'm very good looking and not sub 5, I'm smart, I study Japanese and I read Japanese literature (Manga). What am I doing wrong?
I've been thinking about becoming a misogynist recently but then I thought to myself "Maybe it's not about women, it's just that most women are too normie for me" this is why I came to r/Anime, reddit is my last hope. (Also I watch Yona of the Dawn which is a feminist anime so don't worry too much)
Now don't get me wrong I respect women but I do enjoy rape in my hentai sometimes, so if you're my potential gf reading this please keep that in mind.
Requirements to be gf:
-Watch at least 100 Anime -Not fat -Preferably Japanese -Virgin
If you're a girl (please no penis although I watch futa hentai so I respect you) and interested please DM me. Serious replies only. ありガトうでスか🙂👋(Thank you)
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Photos looks like it's from the late 2000s/early 2010s
▶ №14029539[Quote]>>14029699
>>14029345nigga skipped over this, I TYPED IT IN MANUALLY EVEY CHARACTER AND EMOJI or something
▶ №14029625[Quote]>>14029893
>>14029507Are you a nigger? If so, I'm gonna have to deny your request
▶ №14029703[Quote]>>14029795
>>14029577My name is Big Five King, also known as Bfivekings. I live in a low income apartment with one kitchen, one room and one bathroom, I Pay 800$ dollar every month to have rights to it and I work as a cashier two blocks ahead otherwise I would be homeless. One day I was walking down the road listening to my favorite music at full volume with my headphones on, I was walking calm and unbothered by my surroundings as I could hear no dissonances to my might. Everything was going fine until a bus suddenly stopped and a huge impact sound so loud I could hear it even though my headphones were blasting at 271% volume. I was surprised by this, in fact I even paused my favorite song and took off my headphones from my ears, I looked behind and saw a bus crashed in a adamantium pole, stopped, truly inanimate as if something prior to the accident happened resulting in its abrupt stationary demise, it looked like it originated from its insides. My curiosity talked louder than my own safety, and slowly approached the bus that for some reason was completely silent, I could not even see the bus driver because a green gas was occupying all of the bus interior.
>Its da fuggen jardeeeee!!!!!!!!<Ay caramba!I heard the voices while on my way to it, as I got closer more voices were heard more voices coming out of the bus! Unnerving…
>Ids da jardeees fault!!!! They made me leak!!!!!<Whi are you so obsessed with my hermanos o algo!!!I kept getting closer, until I finally got close enough I could interact with its door, but when I was close to opening it the bus began shaking violently and horrifying brap sound blasted through the window violently
*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* (Shockwave) (shattered windows)
The flatulence was so violent I was knocked down to the ground and my ears began to bleed, I opened my eyes and all I saw was a colossal cloud of green fart, it burned my eyes to the point I got blinded by it, its smell was worse than chlorine gas and I started to cough blood violently. Amidst all the negative events that pinned me to the ground, I did not gave up on life, I quickly stood up again firm and strong while dispersing the horrifying gas with my waving hands. I looked back at the bus and opened its door immediately to see what was going on, just to immediately spot a man wearing a Mexican shirt with takis all over him, he was the driver.
>Pinche otaku, maldito eptstein, tu es cagadaa!I heard him say, he was looking looking behind the bust something I could not see, yet my curiosity spoke louder and I waved my arms to disperse the gas. The gas was dispersed successfully giving me enough vision to observe who was behind all this brap. It was man… A yellow dyed hair, brown skinned man wearing a red shirt, his lips is big and his eyes seemed souless to me. He is enraged at the driver who only knew about takis. But since I am a kind welcoming, all hearing person, I wanted to hear him, so I asked him…
"What happened?"
The brown skin immediately looked at me like rabid dog. And the worst happened.
>Its DE FUGGEN JARDEEEEEEEEEEEEE Worst mistake of my life. As soon he finished his sentence, Another huge blast of green gas leaked from his ass, I tried to leave the bus as fast as I could, but it was too late
>De jardeeeeeees fa- BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP (shockwave) (total bus death) ▶ №14029817[Quote]>>14029847>>14029856
LET ME TELL YOU MY STORY OF WHEN I LEFT THE COLONY WITH MY OTHER TERMITE FRIEND.--WE WERE PEACEFULY WALKING ON OUR THIN BUGGY LEGS AND POCKET PUSSIES IN HAND CRACKING JOKES AND EATING WOOD AND TREE SAP.----THEN WE SAW THIS NIGGERFAGGOT STANDING UNDER A TREE BUTT NAKED WITH HIS PANTS DOWN TO HIS ANKLES AS HE FINGERS HIS OWN ASSHOLE.----SO ME AND MY TERMITE FRIEND WALK UP TO THIS FAGGOT NIGGERCOON. WE ASK HIM WHERE HE'S FROM AND HE SAYS IM FROM WYOMING OR SOMETHING.----SO WHILE WE'RE FUCKING OUR POCKETGINAS WE FEEL WE'RE NOT REALLY ENJOYING THEM ANYMORE. SO WE STOP USING THEM.---–BUT WHILE WE LOOK AT THIS NIGGERBOO WE GET HARD SO I GLANCE AT MY TERMITE FRIEND AND HE AUTOMATICALLY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.---—SO WE BENT THIS FAGGOT OVER AND STARTED FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM UNTIL WE FUSED WITH HIS BODY AND WE STARTED WALKING AROUND WITH HIS INTESTINES ON OUR COCKS. DONT END UP LIKE THIS NIGGA! -GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!! DONT FORGET THIS NIGGA IS A TRUSTEDFAGGOT AND HE STILL DECIDED TO RANDOMLY POST A PEDOPHILIC VARIANT WHILE LOGGED OUT TOO! HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO BE THIS FUCKING RETARDED GEGGGGGGGGGGGG!! ACK YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS 'P ADDICTED NIGGA AND GO TO NIGGERHELL WHERE BLACKS WILL BOIL YOU IN MOLTEN GEMS AND FORCE YOU TO MINE COAL WHILE HAVING TO ENDURE ANTIMATTER STORMS WORTHLESS PEDOCUCK GEG!!
▶ №14029887[Quote]>>14029928
I just found out my wifes boyfriend is a Trump supporter, unsure on what to do and I'm devastated
I don't even know how to process this right now.
Last night during our usual Thursday dinner (me, my wife, her boyfriend) the unthinkable happened. We were all sipping kombucha and discussing The Handmaid's Tale when my wifes of suddenly said, and I quote:
"I actually think Trump had some good economic policies."
I choked on my Beyond Meat quinoa wrap. I looked at my wife. She looked at me. I looked at Kyle like he had just farted in a Whole Foods. It was chaos.
This is a man who regularly sleeps with my wife in our ethically-shared king-sized bed. This is a man who has played Animal Crossing on my Switch. This is a man i trusted to water my succulents when I was at my yoga retreat in Tulum, And he… votes red?
I feel sick.
I immediately asked him to leave and told my wife we need to reevaluate our relationship boundaries. She said I was "overreacting" and that "everyone's entitled to their opinion." I reminded her that some opinions lead to fascism
I've since saged the apartment, unfollowed Kyle on Goodreads, and submitted a formal complaint to our polycule council. I also threw out his beard oil (non-vegan anyway) and replaced it with a copy of The Communist Manifesto in case he decides to self-reflect.
I guess I just needed to get this off my chest. I feel like I've been cheated on.. EDIT: Yes. I own Funko Pops. That doesn't make this less serious.
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JIMBO THE SHROOMCUCK CRYING ON THE GROOMCORD, BBC DILDOS IN THE MORN', BRAPPIN' TIL HER MIC IS WORN', SHE'S OBSESSED AND CALMS HER RAGE BY JERKING HER TBP TO AN EXTRA TERABYTE OF ONESHOT child pornography AS SHE LITERALLY DOES EROTIC ROLEPLAY ON A SITE FULL OF MINORS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
'HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO BE THAT DEGENERATE? IT MUST BE OVERCONSUMPTION OF PORN AND ONESHOT CP, NO WONDER YOUR BRAIN IS SO DEPRIVED OF CRITICAL THINKING, ALL YOU DO IS GOON ON THE CORD WITH YOUR C0RDXISTERS, AND IMAGINE BEING SUCH A GEGBULL THAT YOU LITERALLY WIN THE AWARD ON AN EX-SOYSPHERE WEBSITE FOR BEING A FAGGOT (LITERALLY HE WON THE AWARD FOR THIS), WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT GEEEEEEEG AND ON TOP OF THAT; HE HAS AN EGO THAT IS SO FRAGILE THAT XE GETS BULLIED ON THE IRC EVERYDAY'
'OH AND TO EVEN FURTHER HIS RETARDATION; HE LITERALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT HE IS SHORTER THAN ME AND LIGHTER THAN ME, AND THE ONLY COMBAT "EXPERIENCE" HE HAS ARE A FEW STREET FIGHTS, THINKING THAT'S ENOUGH TO BEAT PRACTICAL MARTIAL ARTS LIKE BJJ AND BOXING, IMAGINE HAVING THIS MUCH DEFICIENCY IN THE HEAD, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES HE'S OUTED HIMSELF AS A RETARDED SISSY'
AND LET IT BE KNOWN; THIS FAGGOT DUCKED ME IN VC FOR STRAIGHT UP HOURS GEG, THERE WERE LIKE 10 PEOPLE WAITING IN VC ALONG WITH ME, AND WE HAD TO START CONVERSATION AND XE NEVER JOINED, XE WAS HIDING IN THE SCHLOG MAKING EXCUSES SAYING THAT I HAVE TO START A STREAM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, WHAT A FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, THERE'S LITERALLY NO OBLIGATION FOR ME TO DO SO AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA WATCH IT LIVE EITHER WAY, SO HER EXCUSES FALL FLAT
'NOW… TIME TO KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!' 'YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION'
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WRONG file award
▶ №14029965[Quote]>>14030003
LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls!
In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!
Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist "closed society"! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the "MASTER RACE" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY "STARS" IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY"!!
For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION! When "gifted" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggerbrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!! Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through "ONE WORLD COMMUNISM" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning "worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS"!!
Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!
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.wav wussies gtfo out of here. this is a VOCAROO THREAD
▶ №14030014[Quote]>>14030032>>14030165
>>14029922We don’t have the breed or make it public honey
We can just embrace in secret, outcasted warmth. Your voice is identical to the angels who carol in heaven. From the bottom of my heart to the tip of my bwc my soul desires your touch and griefs what could be.
Be the fent to my George Floyd …
I LOVE YOU ▶ №14030064[Quote]>>14030077
>>14030033what about the "Give credit card information." option
▶ №14030066[Quote]>>14030118
JIMBO THE SHROOMCUCK CRYING ON THE GROOMCORD, BBC DILDOS IN THE MORN', BRAPPIN' TIL HER MIC IS WORN', SHE'S OBSESSED AND CALMS HER RAGE BY JERKING HER TBP TO AN EXTRA TERABYTE OF ONESHOT child pornography AS SHE LITERALLY DOES EROTIC ROLEPLAY ON A SITE FULL OF MINORS, GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
'HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO BE THAT DEGENERATE? IT MUST BE OVERCONSUMPTION OF PORN AND ONESHOT CP, NO WONDER YOUR BRAIN IS SO DEPRIVED OF CRITICAL THINKING, ALL YOU DO IS GOON ON THE CORD WITH YOUR C0RDXISTERS, AND IMAGINE BEING SUCH A GEGBULL THAT YOU LITERALLY WIN THE AWARD ON AN EX-SOYSPHERE WEBSITE FOR BEING A FAGGOT (LITERALLY HE WON THE AWARD FOR THIS), WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT GEEEEEEEG AND ON TOP OF THAT; HE HAS AN EGO THAT IS SO FRAGILE THAT XE GETS BULLIED ON THE IRC EVERYDAY'
'OH AND TO EVEN FURTHER HIS RETARDATION; HE LITERALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT HE IS SHORTER THAN ME AND LIGHTER THAN ME, AND THE ONLY COMBAT "EXPERIENCE" HE HAS ARE A FEW STREET FIGHTS, THINKING THAT'S ENOUGH TO BEAT PRACTICAL MARTIAL ARTS LIKE BJJ AND BOXING, IMAGINE HAVING THIS MUCH DEFICIENCY IN THE HEAD, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES HE'S OUTED HIMSELF AS A RETARDED SISSY'
AND LET IT BE KNOWN; THIS FAGGOT DUCKED ME IN VC FOR STRAIGHT UP HOURS GEG, THERE WERE LIKE 10 PEOPLE WAITING IN VC ALONG WITH ME, AND WE HAD TO START CONVERSATION AND XE NEVER JOINED, XE WAS HIDING IN THE SCHLOG MAKING EXCUSES SAYING THAT I HAVE TO START A STREAM GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG, WHAT A FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, THERE'S LITERALLY NO OBLIGATION FOR ME TO DO SO AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA WATCH IT LIVE EITHER WAY, SO HER EXCUSES FALL FLAT
'NOW… TIME TO KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!' 'YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION'
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>>14030033'gus in his eyes
▶ №14030169[Quote]
PLEASE DEGRADE ME
though
▶ №14030197[Quote]>>14030217>>14030232
why are you retards using vocaroo? there's a voice button inside the post form
▶ №14030203[Quote]>>14030209
attention whore begging to be raped
▶ №14030218[Quote]
>>14030033what in the deviantart coal is this though
▶ №14030250[Quote]>>14030261
>>14030246mpa prevents 'p spam. do you want 'p spam?
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>>14030275It sounds very effeminate and awkwardly shy.
I like that.
▶ №14030396[Quote]>>14030423
>>14030336Marge do I sound like one?
I’ve been called a girl on this site like 6 times, it’s even in my notes.
▶ №14030423[Quote]>>14030488>>14030499
>>14030396because girls like boys and they also like jokingly saying that they want to date them
▶ №14030488[Quote]>>14030499
>>14030423soooooo are you one?
▶ №14030499[Quote]>>14030512
>>14030423>>14030488I’m the manliest man in the shardee fuck you
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>>14030499ohhh ok. Just curious.
▶ №14030700[Quote]>>14030737
>>14030501FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING TRANNY
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>>14030705Genuine question do you have all of these saved or do you download them on the spot
▶ №14030737[Quote]>>14030779
>>14030700Soyteen, there is no need to feel brown.
I said, soyteen.. Get your self out of the coal.
I said, soyteen! There is a town and its called F N W O….
ITS TIME TO STAY IN THE
F N W O
ITS TIME TO STAY IN THE
F N W O..
They have everything, for 'teens to enjoy
You can get yourself an OC!
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>>14030003cuz ya lazy
or something
▶ №14030787[Quote]>>14030901
the SKYPE PEDO is calling…
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE PEDO CALLS YOU AT 3 AM
the SKYPE PEDO suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE PEDO
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldFAGGOTs have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the sharty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too retarded to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinister…
THE SKYPE PEDO REMEMBERS…
The skype pedos were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE PEDO, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
The SKYPE PEDO doesnt forget, the SKYPE PEDO doesnt forgive…
Over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO never left… he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE PEDO… up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE PEDO…
THE DEMONIC SPIRIT THAT POSSESSED THE FIRST PEDOPHILES OF 4CUCK, NOW LIVES SOLELY IN THE SKYPE PEDO. THE SKYPE PEDO IS A TIME CAPSULE OF SINISTER THINGS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FORGOTTEN. THE SKYPE PEDO WAS THE BANE OF THE OJAMAJO DOREMI FANDOM FOR OVER A DECADE. IT SEEMS THAT SKYPE PEDO SET HIS SIGHTS ON THE BALD MEN WITH GLASSES NOW. PRAY THAT IS NOT TRUE… THE SKYPE PEDO IS PROVEN TO BE UNDOXXABLE, ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THE SKYPE PEDO IS AN AMERIMUTT AND REALLY OLD LIKE 50-60 YEARS OLD
The Myth Of The SKYPE PEDO
If you run an older version of windows with Skype preinstalled and you never uninstalled it, or have unbloated windows 11 with bloatware full of traces of Skype, you are already a potential victim, the only person that still lurks in skype is the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE PEDO, for he never left…
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Gemmiest thread of all time
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>>14030836Soyteen, there is no need to feel brown.
I said, soyteen.. Get your self out of the coal.
I said, soyteen! There is a town and its called F N W O….
ITS TIME TO STAY IN THE
F N W O
ITS TIME TO STAY IN THE
F N W O..
They have everything, for 'teens to enjoy
You can get yourself an OC!
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>>14030942biggest fag in the world
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absolute state of the soyshit.clitty shut it down
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>>14031049sounds more faggy than OP award
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>>14031110post your voice then faggy waggy
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anyway this thread is snca now. everyone go home
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>>14031222it cant get any faggier than this fuggen jerdee
