お侍さん

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お侍さん

@ZanEngineer

シュールな視点で時代を面白おかしく斬る侍が、今日一日ハッピーになれるネタをお届け。通算1025回、月間最高60回万バズ。月間最高7億7千万PV。ねとらぼ掲載3回、その他メディア掲載テレビ放映多数。過去の万バズはハイライトに。ポストはリンクの最新タブから見るの推奨。※ポストは全てフィクションです。依頼や案件はDMで。

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わりとガチめにＸで月100万稼ぐ方法

わりとガチめにＸで月100万稼ぐ方法｜お侍さん@フォロバ100%

トルコの無課金おじさん、じゃあ普段どこに課金してるんだよと思ったら、めっちゃ猫に課金してた。

これから出勤する人たちに、なんでそんなこと言うの…？

The image shows the exterior of a JR (Japan Railways) station with a Starbucks located above the entrance. There is a large advertisement banner featuring an anime character, which is placed prominently above the entrance. The post text in Japanese translates to "Why would you say something like that to people who are about to go to work...?" suggesting that the message on the banner might be unusual or surprising for commuters. The setting is urban, with clear signage and a modern building facade.

ハッピーセットは、食べ終わってトレーを返すときにオモチャがもらえる、ビッくらポン方式にすればいいのでは…？

$The image depicts Nobita Nobi, a well-known character from the anime "Doraemon," sitting at a classroom desk, holding a pencil and writing or drawing on paper. He wears his iconic yellow shirt with a white collar and has large, round glasses and black hair. The setting is a typical classroom with desks, books, and other students in the background, suggesting a school environment. The post text by お侍さん (@ZanEngineer) humorously suggests that McDonald\'s Happy Meals could adopt a "Bikkura Pon"-style surprise toy system, referencing a playful, unexpected reward mechanism, which aligns with Nobita\'s innocent and imaginative personality from the series. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are present.$

聞きたいのはそれなんだろうけど、どうしてもそっちじゃない方を聞いてほしい。

ガチおもろい。

A man in a dark suit and red tie walking on a lawn near a helicopter, identified as Donald Trump. A television screen shows a news broadcast with text overlays, including "NEW" and Japanese text about a Trump-related event. The background includes a clear sky and part of the White House.

選挙に行く理由昭和「日本をよくするため」平成「日本をよくするため」令和「ヤバいやつが当選しないようにするため」

13歳の娘、しっかりしすぎやろ。

A man wearing a beige cap, glasses, and a mask stands next to a young girl also wearing a mask. Both are outdoors against a plain wall. Text overlays include Japanese characters and numbers, such as "13歳の娘" and "50周年大感謝祭."

A man wearing a beige cap, glasses, and a mask stands next to a young girl also wearing a mask. Both are outdoors against a plain wall. Text overlays include Japanese characters and numbers, such as "13歳の娘" and "50周年大感謝祭."

A man wearing a beige cap, glasses, and a mask stands next to a young girl also wearing a mask. Both are outdoors against a plain wall. Text overlays include Japanese characters and numbers, such as "13歳の娘" and "50周年大感謝祭."

A man wearing a beige cap, glasses, and a mask stands next to a young girl also wearing a mask. Both are outdoors against a plain wall. Text overlays include Japanese characters and numbers, such as "13歳の娘" and "50周年大感謝祭."

ペンギン歩きの小学生がかわいすぎて、雪なんてどうでも良くなった。

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フェンシングのマスク、他の国はマスクだけが国旗になっているのに、日本だけ全身で国旗を表しているの草。

無課金おじさん、実物大の人形つくったのかと思ったら、構えのポーズが全くブレないだけだった。

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愛子さま、太っている猫に対する模範解答すぎる。

もうハロウィンか。お菓子用意しといて良かった。

選挙に行く理由昭和「日本をよくするため」平成「日本をよくするため」令和「ヤバいやつが当選しないようにするため」 #衆議院総選選挙

勝ったな。

BBCすごいな。日本だったら、こんな映像絶対にテレビで流せない。

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理想の家族すぎて泣いてる。日本中の全家族がこうだったらいいのに。

【不運】桐島聡が注目されたことで、桐島の隣りに掲載されていた男が多くの人の視界に入ってしまい、情報提供が増え、今朝逮捕。

台湾ヤバすぎる。平均年収300万円、人口2300万人の国で、政府からじゃない一般の人からの募金で19億円やで。もう感謝しかない。

早田ひな、これもう金メダルだろ。もうこの一瞬で全世界敗北だろ。

【悲報】モルドバの柔道アディル・オスマノフ選手、銅メダルをとった喜びで痛めている右腕でガッツポーズしてしまい、悶絶。おもろすぎるやろ。新キャラ爆誕やん。

← 念願の総理大臣になった石破さん → 選挙速報で自公過半数割れで速攻で総理を降ろされそうな石破さん #衆議院総選選挙

18歳未満に選挙権はないんだから、70歳以上も選挙権をなくせばいいのでは…？

$The image depicts Nobita Nobi, a well-known character from the anime "Doraemon," sitting at a classroom desk, holding a pencil and writing in a notebook. He wears his iconic yellow shirt and blue shorts, with large round glasses and a surprised expression, typical of his personality. The setting includes desks, books, and other students in the background, suggesting a school environment. The post text by お侍さん (@ZanEngineer) humorously suggests removing voting rights for those over 70, mirroring the restriction for those under 18, which contrasts with Nobita\'s youthful, innocent appearance, adding a satirical or meme-like context to the image.$

ゲリラ豪雨のカミナリ、長時間撮影するとこうなるらしい。ヤバすぎんだろ。

The image shows a dramatic scene of a cityscape during a thunderstorm, captured with a long exposure technique. Numerous lightning bolts illuminate the sky, creating a striking visual effect. The post text in Japanese mentions that this is the result of long exposure photography during a sudden heavy rainstorm (ゲリラ豪雨), highlighting the intensity of the lightning. The city buildings are visible in the background, adding context to the urban setting. The overall atmosphere is intense and awe-inspiring, showcasing the power of nature.

18歳未満に投票権はないんだから、70歳以上も投票権をなくせばいいのでは…？

The image features a well-known character from the Japanese manga and anime series 'Doraemon', specifically Nobita Nobi, who is depicted in a classroom setting, writing in a notebook. The context provided by the post text, which discusses voting rights and age discrimination, suggests that the image is being used metaphorically to comment on political issues. The choice of a cartoon character might be to make the political discussion more accessible or to highlight the absurdity of the proposed idea in a light-hearted manner. The setting is a typical classroom with desks and books, emphasizing a learning or educational environment, which contrasts with the serious political topic at hand.

無課金おじさん、こんな天使みたいに可愛い娘がいたら、そりゃ娘に全力課金して、自分に課金する余裕ないわな。

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これもう悲鳴嶼さんが恋柱だろ。 #鬼滅の刃

The image is a detailed chart from the anime "Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba," featuring nine characters, likely the Hashira (pillars), arranged in a grid. Each character has a portrait, name, and descriptive text in Japanese, detailing their traits or roles, with a humorous tone. The post text from @ZanEngineer on X references "悲鳴嶼さん" (Tomioka Giyuu) and "恋柱" (Love Pillar), suggesting a meme about romantic relationships among characters. The chart is black-and-white, well-composed, and includes a "90" score, possibly indicating a ranking or popularity metric. No platform watermarks are present.

女性の大臣増やすのかと思ったら、男と男より強い生き物しかいないじゃん。

A group of Japanese politicians in formal suits and dresses walking together in a traditional wooden building entrance with tatami floors and sliding doors, including several men in black suits and women in elegant dresses and jackets, captured during a formal event.