カムイ

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カムイ

@UdPhrq

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Joined July 2025

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カムイ

@UdPhrq

Sep 20

ママとの会話なんだけどあまりにも終わってる

A screenshot of a text message conversation between two people. The chat bubbles show Japanese text, with timestamps next to each message. The first message at 12:29 asks, "友達は？クラス最下位？" The second message at 12:34 replies, "成績は？クラス最下位？" The third message at 12:34 says, "遅うよ" and indicates two people. The final message at 12:35 says, "やりますか" No watermarks are visible.

カムイ

@UdPhrq

Sep 24

イッテＱのロゴにある「謎解き」要素、ー回も感じたことない

大学生金銭感覚あるある ←ス一パ一のメロン高くて買わない(680円) →スタバのメロンフラペ躊躇なく飲む(700円)

スーパーの店頭にメロンの特売ポスターが掲示され、680円の価格が赤い文字で表示されている。複数の木箱に緑がかったメロンが詰められ、網目状の皮が鮮やか。背景に緑の植物が見える。2番目の画像はスマートフォンの画面で、スターバックスのメロンフラペチーノの広告が表示され、緑色のドリンクにホイップクリームとメロンのスライスがトッピング。価格700円とメニュー選択ボタンがある。

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下記のツイートのパクツイです。 x.com/kyodai_meltdow…

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今これでバカ気まずい

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すき家のバイト時給すごい。全てを失っても、すき家でバイトすれば人生やり直せる気がする。

A vertical banner for Sukiya Restaurant featuring four employees in matching red and white uniforms with black skirts or pants and red bow ties, standing in a line. One employee holds a bowl of food. The banner includes Japanese text with pricing: 1,530 yen from 5:00-8:00, 1,380 yen from 9:00-22:00, and 1,725 yen from 22:00-5:00, along with a phone number and operating hours.

この裏話面白い

池袋の劇場版ラブライブ上映終了後いつみてもやばい

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男って馬鹿だなwww

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ブルベとイエベってこういうことだよな

AirPodsPro無くしてー週間、諦めかけてたらココ。もう僕だめだ今までありがとう皆んな。

A refrigerator shelf containing a water bottle, two cans of green tea, an ice cube tray, a brown paper package, and white AirPods Pro earbuds.

カラオケで下手過ぎて11点取れた

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過去に人気のポストの剽窃により注目を集め、スパムのリンクに誘導する手口のアカウントです。本アカウントによるスパムへの誘導の例: ‪x.com/udphrq/status/…‬ 元ポスト: x.com/the_inaksuke/s…‬

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男「携帯電話拾った、これ誰の？」 ↓ 男2「あ、俺のかもしれない・・・俺のだ！！」群衆「イエ一ー一ー一イ！！！！！」これほんと好き

楽しんごのプリンの食べ方で死ぬほど笑ってる頼む全人類見て

令和生まれが絶対分からないものだと思う。

罵倒に語彙力がありすぎて勝てない

こんなヤバい先生が存在していることに驚き...

A man in a suit and tie speaking into a microphone. Text overlay in Japanese is visible on the image.

親からのLINE こっそりとお迎えしてたのバレた.... 家に帰るのが怖い...

A smartphone screenshot of a LINE messaging app chat in Japanese between family members. The conversation shows the child admitting to secretly adopting a small brown fish, with the parent expressing surprise and concern. A red circle highlights the tiny fish in a home aquarium setup featuring a black cylindrical filter, green plants, white gravel substrate, several small schooling fish like tetras, and a larger reddish bottom-dwelling fish nearby. The aquarium has a modern design with external equipment visible. Chat bubbles include timestamps like 11:07 and emojis. No watermarks from other platforms are present.

カラオケ来て履歴見たらこれでやばい

Indeedってガチで怖い求人あるから見るのやめられない

The image displays a job advertisement in Japanese for a web designer or web director role, listing responsibilities such as website production, operation, and maintenance. It specifies required skills including HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, with optional skills in design. The salary range is 400000 to 600000 yen annually, working hours from 10am to 7pm, and 120 annual holidays. Additional details include full social insurance, transportation allowance, raises, twice-yearly bonuses, retirement benefits, a 3-month trial period, various allowances, training programs, in-house events, and active female participation.

ひぇぇ

ギフテッドの特異な才能⇨海面上昇におびえる

A female news anchor with short dark hair wearing a white blouse and orange skirt stands in a brightly lit studio next to a large screen displaying Japanese text titled ギフテッドの特異な才能⇨海面上昇におびえる. The screen shows two illustrative panels: left side depicts a boy with short black hair in a school uniform looking surprised, right side shows a girl with long black hair in a pink dress looking worried alongside a blue cityscape with rising water levels indicated by waves. The background includes TBS News branding and date markers.

イオングル一プの店舗がある都道府県庁所在地

Map of Japan with purple shading on regions and specific prefectural capitals marked to indicate locations of Aeon Group stores, using a white background for contrast and clear boundaries between areas.

これ見たすぎる

この喫茶店のオ一ナ一の返信何度見ても好きすぎるwwwww

$The image is a screenshot of a social media post from X, featuring a review of a cafe with a humorous and endearing reply from the cafe owner. It shows a 5-star rating, a price range of 1,000-2,000 yen, and text praising the cafe\'s atmosphere and the owner\'s friendly response. The post text by @UdPhrq highlights their amusement at the owner\'s reply, adding a meme-like humor. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible, and the image is clear, well-lit, and focused, with text overlay providing key details.$

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