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▶ №13976615[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>13976670>>13976821

>And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

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>And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

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>But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

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>Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

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>>13976615 (OP)
I think xhe was talking about the AK47 field knife from cold steel in CPM 3v
Man I love cold steel such a cool knife brand

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deja vu ive been in this place before

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

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>Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see

▶ №13976764[Quote]>>13976771

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And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

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>>13976764
YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD, THATS NOT AN AK-47 THATS A SCAR

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>and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

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>This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

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>Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

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>Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

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>And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

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>But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

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>>13976809
>you know who else jumped out and landed on their back?

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>And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

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>>13976615 (OP)
Kys feralfag feraljak is coal because the joke is he is angry and crazy hahaha

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>>13976815
>

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>When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

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>But suddenly something caught his leg

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>>13976826
>you know who else came back with a machette?
>>13976838
>you know who else caught his lag?

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>Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

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>then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

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>And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

▶ №13976866[Quote]>>13976873

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>'cause batman stole it and he shot and he missed

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>And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

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>>13976866
This giga made me sad

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>Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault

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>While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

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>Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air

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>Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDONW OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

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>Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

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>And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

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>This is the ultimate showdown

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>>And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

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>Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

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>Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

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>Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

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>Who delivered a kick which could shatter bonesv

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>Into the crotch of Indiana Jones

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>Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

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>As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

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>But Chuck saw through his clever disguise

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>And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

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>THEN GANDALF THE GREY
>AND GANDALF THE WHITE

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>AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT

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>>AND MONTY PYTHON THE HOLY GRAILS BLACK KNIGHT

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>AND BENITO MUSSOLINI
>AND THE BLUE MEANIE

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>AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE

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>Robocop
>The Terminator
>Captain Kirk
>and Darth Vader

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if this song was realistic at all it'd have ended with chuck's appearance

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>Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

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>Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

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>Spock
>The Rock
>Doc Ock
>and Hulk Hogan

▶ №13977309[Quote]>>13977336

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>All came out of nowhere lightning fast

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>And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

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>It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

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>With civilians looking on in total awe

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>The fight raged on for a century

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>>13977309
Holy moly that's a quick jeet…

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>Many lives were claimed but eventually

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>The champion stood, the rest saw their better

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>Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

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soytan's big booty got me soy jakking

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

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>GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS, AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

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>AND ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE?

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN… (this is the ultimate showdooown…)

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN… (this is the ultimate showdown…)

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>THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN… of ultimate destiny


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