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[–]HingustheBungus 101 points102 points103 points  (8 children)
This almost looks like a copypasta.
[–]Gaveee[S] 65 points66 points67 points  (6 children)
So do the replies, but they're non-ironic:
[–]BobTheVandal 53 points54 points55 points  (4 children)
Haha. Absolute clown world.
Even if the OP is a troll, which I suspect it is, those replies are definitely not.
[–]Gaveee[S] 44 points45 points46 points  (3 children)
I don't think he's a troll, if he is he's very very dedicated and a huge degenerate. Same degenerate that was linked in this sub that posted screenshots of his girlfriend breaking up with him and celebrated it so he could watch porn.
His profile is full of stuff like this: https://i.redd.it/ovye4rk0kyy31.jpg
NSFW
[–]BobTheVandal 34 points35 points36 points  (0 children)
Damn, when a person's genuine thoughts and feelings look like an unrealistic and over-the-top shitpost... that's something.
We're reaching levels of absurdity that no one could possibly have foreseen just two centuries ago. Kind of nutty when you take a pause, zoom out, and look at the big picture.
[–]Administrative-Bag 20 points21 points22 points  (0 children)
These people are the embodiment of evil.
[–]hatethisplanetsomuch 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
I want to thank you. This image is so fucking sickening I can use it for motivational fuel.
[–]Severe-Autism 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
I don't believe in God
you should masturbate with Satanic elements so the God that definitely doesn't exist knows how much you hate him
🤔
[–]PhylsorKyrem 63 points64 points65 points  (2 children)
He's so, so close to realizing how stupid his thought process is. He even admits that going to church with his family is the right thing! The idea of someone worshipping porn of all things, especially to this extent, is one of the saddest things I've seen
[–]Gaveee[S] 38 points39 points40 points  (1 child)
It's extremely dark and satanic, as are the enabler responses from other coomers: https://i.imgur.com/VViE3k8.png
[–]SouthFang comment score below threshold-11 points-10 points-9 points  (0 children)
Satan is my pastor and the only way, hail satan
[–]gejdog 27 points28 points29 points  (0 children)
“wHaT SHoUld i DO?”
[–]ImSuchaFanboyImSorry 26 points27 points28 points  (1 child)
Coomer archetype
[–]PORTMANTEAU-BOT 21 points22 points23 points  (0 children)
Coometype.
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[–]Shadows1455 24 points25 points26 points  (6 children)
Pornischeating is a god forsaken place that nobody here should ever visit, the people there, gooners, they're so far away from the light
[–]Cykaveman 5 points6 points7 points  (5 children)
we need to devise a plan on how we can convert that place into something worthy of a normal human being
[–]hatethisplanetsomuch 5 points6 points7 points  (4 children)
These people can only attain salvation if they wish for it themselves
[–]Cykaveman 1 point2 points3 points  (3 children)
they are blinded and delusional - they cannot see clearly. What they need is a guiding light or a heling hand to help them, see clearly. I am not saying we can purge the whole place - we must try however. If only one finds his way, that would make it worth for me
[–]hatethisplanetsomuch 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
I don't disagree with you brother. They need help. But you can only help those who are willing to help themselves.
[–]Cykaveman 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
maybe there is someone willing
maybe he has given up hope
maybe he is waiting for someone
[–]hatethisplanetsomuch 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
Then he must be willing to seek them out for himself
[–]DrainGothGTBSG 24 points25 points26 points  (0 children)
“What should I do”
Seriously consider jumping from a high place
[–]UPPERHINGLE 24 points25 points26 points  (0 children)
Fucking loser
[–]ViceroySynth 20 points21 points22 points  (0 children)
This literally sounds like in a shakeapeare tragedy when there's the one character driven to do something really bad qnd you feel bad for him because he doesn't know better
[–]EddoB93 33 points34 points35 points  (3 children)
I’m not even religious, but I do sometimes wonder if Satan is real...
[–]Sir_Slugworth 46 points47 points48 points  (0 children)
The most clever thing Satan has done is convince the world he doesn't exist.
[–]PM_ME_KANGAROO_LEGS 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
I mean the Bible says that our flesh is inherently evil and in enmity with God. So it's not all Satan, but our inherently evil nature. Satan doesn't attack people like this because they're going to hell anyway.
[–]John9999990 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
Look up vaticancatholic.com for more info.
[–]genesisofman 15 points16 points17 points  (1 child)
Even worse than jayman
[–]gamerchildbride 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
this man is literally, fundamentally broken
[–]Genericshitusername 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
Degenerate
[–]onkelafrika 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
Euthanazia.
[–]xXdat_boi70Xx 9 points10 points11 points  (2 children)
Kyrie Eleison
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    [–]Marthiel12[🍰] 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
    bad bot
    [–]PM_ME_KANGAROO_LEGS 17 points18 points19 points  (0 children)
    I believe we all have a void in our hearts that only Jesus Christ can fill. When we don't fill it with Him, when we don't have Him as the chief cornerstone, this happens. And this is a road that leads to hell.
    Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death. - James 1:15
    [–]tfwrobot 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
    Had to look up the word goon and gooning. Don't tell me there is no such thing as porn addiction.
    [–]Personal-Judgment 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
    lol, is this from that crazy sub that's called church of porn or something? That place is fucking weird.
    [–]the360NoClones 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
    r/atheism top posts be like
    [–]MercuriusLapis 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
    We can mock and pity him all day, but are we that far away from the abyss? Be vigilant kings, don't give way to the coom demon.
    [–]killnigs420 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
    Please don't try to tell him porn was made by (((them))) for mind control, he'll just coom to the idea
    [–]BiggestThiccBoi 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
    Lock him in a padded room and give him a straight jacket. Give him 2 bland meals a day and give him reading material. Without any possibility to coom, he will be forced, out of boredom, to become better.
    [–]123XASSASSINX123 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
    Jesus, if this is not the action of a demonic interference in his mind... Then it shows that the human mind can COMPLETELY be broken with something so material.
    [–]FunkeyMonkey405 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Of course it can
    [–]informative_dude 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
    This is the person who calls you incel for being against porn.
    [–]koloPL 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
    you see this and tell me warhammer isn't real
    [–]ImperialOwen 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Looks like Nurgle and Slanesh are joining forces here. Better get the whole Inquisitorius on this one. Plus the Death Watch and Tempestus Scions.
    [–]ADoctorOfThuganomics[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    I refuse to believe this isnt a troll
    [–]FelixFan53 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
    AYYYYYYY i remember this faggot. I asked what was wrong with him on one of his posts and he said "At least I don't have a dumb fucking hobby like owning a lizard" because I guess he looked at my profile for ammunition
    [–]ImperialOwen 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    I would say "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do." But it's disgusting how much they know what they're doing is depraved beyond belief, but continue in it anyway. Pray for these people brothers.
    [–]xman82456 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
    Looks like someone's going to hell.
    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    I want to game end myself after reading this
    [–]SwissDick10 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    It’s hard to believe things can be this bad but they can
    [–]BartholomewsAltarBoy 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
    I hope this is a troll if not Lord have mercy on him.
    [–]struggling5123 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
    WTF does gooning yourself mean lmao
    [–]bos_gee_ -4 points-3 points-2 points  (3 children)
    Religion is bullshit