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[–]swagdaddy1234t 207 points208 points209 points  (23 children)
Needs to be Obama for historical accuracy
[–]Bainbridge_Analytica 95 points96 points97 points  (11 children)
Obama invented war
[–]GiftOfBlackKnighting 106 points107 points108 points  (10 children)
Everything was invented by black people.
[–]peaInBalls 63 points64 points65 points  (9 children)
If only there was a more relevant and recent example
[–]swagdaddy1234t 53 points54 points55 points  (3 children)
Yeah if only. Anyway, regarding Obama's drone strike statistics compared to orange man's
[–]iknowicanbewhatiwant 16 points17 points18 points  (2 children)
Just checked, how Trump has managed to have more drone strike is something, I haven’t seen it talked about. Surely they are bombing sand, just because.j
[–]LegacyAccountComprom 17 points18 points19 points  (0 children)
Wait share that with the class. Where is this info.
[–]Outlandishnessorry 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I don't remember Trump bombing an international hospital and killing 50 workers from US.
[–]UKIP_Warrior 25 points26 points27 points  (0 children)
Orange Man precision striking an Iranian general and his entourage is more relevant than Obama drone striking wedding parties?
[–]Cold_Leadership 12 points13 points14 points  (3 children)
Yeah how dare trump avoid attack on his own diplomats by preemptively striking 1 enemy! /s
[–]maghaweer 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
Yea bro it prevented an attack, also Iraq had wmds
[–]GoyInTheStripedPJs 10 points11 points12 points  (1 child)
Isn't the story now though that he wasn't actually there orchestrating the protests, and that orange man lured him there with some diplomatic shit? Personally I tend to doubt that story consider soleimani was orchestrating Iran's entire proxy war & subversion operation throughout the ME, but who knows.
[–]drake_irl 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
Guy you're replying to is just a coomer for right wing identity tbh.
Daddy defense force, pretty much just degenerate brains who put flags on shit because they find it difficult being free thinking individuals.
[–]Grauengaard 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
A true BOOMer
[–]nickynad 26 points27 points28 points  (0 children)
Truly blessed meme, the salvation of our people. 🙏
[–]r2r_Nine 60 points61 points62 points  (0 children)
Obama hacked Donald's account
[–]jarisdh99 10 points11 points12 points  (16 children)
Okay i get that trump supporting israel is really gay, but please don’t say we are supporting muslims now?
[–]TrappyIsBae 21 points22 points23 points  (15 children)
lol not bombing does not equal supporting
[–]Natanyul -3 points-2 points-1 points  (14 children)
The world is 1000x better without Soulemani.
[–]shitcube3 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
The US army did the right thing, Soleimani was a war criminal he terrorized my people from the middle east for a long time, he is a horrible ruthless killer. It's so sad to see the media defending him!
[–]blue89962 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
the world would also be 1000x better without Israel
[–]_Gris__ 3 points4 points5 points  (1 child)
Lol cringe take bro
[–]Natanyul 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
It's cringe to hate terrorists, got it retard
[–]TrappyIsBae 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
We shall see.
[–]Natanyul 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
No I think I already know
[–]vironian_ 2 points3 points4 points  (6 children)
cringe
even if he was as bad as the neocons say, they'll just put a new general in place that continues the exact same thing. and now you've also given a martyr to a culture that worships martyrs.
[–]Natanyul 3 points4 points5 points  (5 children)
even if he was as bad as the neocons say
He's responsible for the deaths of over 600 American personnel dumbass.
[–]vironian_ 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
600 is nothing to the carnage the americans have caused in iraq and afghanistan. even before america got involved after 9/11, iran lost hundreds of thousands of men because the US supported saddam while he used real chemical weapons. 600 is nothing compared to what the shias have had to endure, you should be glad they're civilised people and haven't done multiple 9/11 tier attacks.
he wouldn't have been able to kill those americans if the US hadn't occupied countries on the other side of the world in the first place. everyone is killing each other in that region, and you're surprised your countrymen got killed there?
[–]Natanyul 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
sniff smells like goat fucker in here
[–]vironian_ 1 point2 points3 points  (1 child)
you're totally incapable of nuance. go eat your neocon slop, piggy.
[–]BloodAndSeed -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
who? name them.
[–]YouCantChooseYourDNA 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I wish he was this based. We'll have to settle.
[–]Joe_Rogan_is_bae 22 points23 points24 points  (1 child)
Letting ZOG fuck your ass to own the libs
Gay Donald could announce tomorrow he's disbanding, say, the EPA or Dept. of Labour and giving their part of the budget to Israel and the Saudis indefinitely and you fags would still defend him to no end.
[–]anti-hypergamist 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
You gotta check out all the goy/jew shitposting on the Iran situation in The_Zognald.
[–]Chainsawninja 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
Yay! Jewjew cum!
[–]Lenin321 -4 points-3 points-2 points  (0 children)
pretty sure it was disinfo with the "cultural heritage sites" thing. Why would you tell your enemy what you're gonna attack? I think the nr 52 refers to the number of missile sites
[–]AveTrue_To_Caesar comment score below threshold-71 points-70 points-69 points  (48 children)
Honestly fuck Iran's "cultural sites". They would destroy ours in a heartbeat.
[–]Lebowitz939 95 points96 points97 points  (0 children)
Shalom and a happy hannukah to you.
[–]420NiggerBytes 21 points22 points23 points  (0 children)
Ah yes, losing McDonalds would be a national tragedy
[–]NeekeriMaister 92 points93 points94 points  (0 children)
Yeah, they'd bomb a McDonald's to the ground, or maybe even a Walmart.
[–]TradBoy14 57 points58 points59 points  (12 children)
Yeah sure, the americuck is in everything superior with his 300 years of history comparing to the descendants of the Persians.
[–]Saltpunk comment score below threshold-16 points-15 points-14 points  (11 children)
Sorry, who the fuck are you? Anyway, really proud and noble of the Persians to follow the backwater, murderous religion of a bunch of inbred bedouin.
[–]TradBoy14 14 points15 points16 points  (5 children)
Reduce yourself to your insignificance (((american))). All hail the non-murderous USA in the Middle East, bad goyims am I right? Kys tyler.
[–]Saltpunk comment score below threshold-12 points-11 points-10 points  (4 children)
You're not doing a very good of pretending to be a native English speaker - why are you acting like the choice is either "support Israel" or "support Iran"? Why do I have to choose between two fucking retarded, inbred shitholes?
[–]TradBoy14 7 points8 points9 points  (3 children)
Oh wait fr? Do I not sound like a native speaker? Damn that was unexpected.
[–]Saltpunk comment score below threshold-8 points-7 points-6 points  (2 children)
It sounded pretty broken when I first read it. I don't know if I've ever heard anyone say "reduce yourself to your insignificance" - that sounds like Google translate.
Anyway, if you are a native speaker then I'm still puzzled. Don't ally with goat herders to beat merchants, let them fight each other.
[–]el-virtuoso 5 points6 points7 points  (1 child)
because the US never allied with the merchants ever since their country was established right? why didn't you and the brits let them fight each other from the start?
[–]Saltpunk -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
Why do you act like I'm saying that's what I want? How exactly am I supposed to go back and change the past?
[–]el-virtuoso 8 points9 points10 points  (2 children)
"murderous religion"
"fuck iran's culture sites!"
i see you're following it (your idea of it) too?
[–]Saltpunk 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
I'm not the guy who said "fuck Iran's culture sites".
[–]el-virtuoso comment score below threshold-8 points-7 points-6 points  (0 children)
What's your proof that Islam is a "murderous religion"? What's your proof all Arabs (or, somehow, specifically Muslims) are inbred Bedouin? Who's to say Zoroastrianism wasn't a murderous religion? Have you heard of Islam's rules of war? Have you ever read Al-Baqara [2:190-195]? Have you ever read Al-Tawba [9:4]? Have you ever read Al-Mumtahana [60:8]?
Of course not, you repeat the same insults and buzzwords about a foreign entity to you. You read intentionally misguiding and out of context verses compiled by people who for some reason have an agenda against us. You never truly wanted to learn and prove yourself wrong by learning the facts, you wanted a scapegoat to blame your problems and fears on, us as the murderers and Jews as the greedy thieves (even if you're an atheist or pagan you don't consider Christians as a threat. since they're known and not foreign for you). I hope you're aware that in every single faction, religion, country, village or any other group on earth there is terrible people. I hope you're aware that everyone in the Arab and Muslim world hates ISIS and other terrorist groups more than you do, since they kill of us more than they kill of you. And only God knows what master they truly follow (look up Obama training of ISIL). I hope you know that the prophet has lived peacefully in Medina (The City) along with Christians and Jews peacefully. is he not a true Muslim like those terrorists because he didn't kill them? are you aware that the christian coots in Egypt aided the Arabs against the Romans and had many treaties with them? you can read about it on Wikipedia, i will link them for you if you want. You can't deny the role of Muslims in the renaissance of Europe. You can't deny the role of Muslims in science and knowledge. Look up the islamic golden age. We're not barbarians and never were, we have done many achievements, we have art, architecture and culture.
You're free to fearmonger and hate us if you want. but know you'd be a liar and a hypocrite.
Edit: this is like the 50th time i've debunked lies about islam online and got hit with an epic downvote and no reply. i am actually sick of it. why do you people go around spreading hate and misinformation if you cannot support your claims? why do you waste my time writing this? are you just scrambling for something to throw at me from some anti-islam website? if so, i'll be waiting i guess.
[–]jfl200 4 points5 points6 points  (1 child)
Happy Hanukkah
[–]Saltpunk -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
Check my post history lmfao
[–]ChengliKut 74 points75 points76 points  (1 child)
Bombing remnants of one of world's most advsnced civilization in ancient times epic style 👌
[–]baseball_bat_popsicl 40 points41 points42 points  (0 children)
He probably thinks Iran's history has always been post-'79 Revolution and doesn't even know what Zoroastrianism is.
[–]pubgj7 16 points17 points18 points  (10 children)
Hahaha name 1
[–]AveTrue_To_Caesar comment score below threshold-14 points-13 points-12 points  (9 children)
Stonehenge
[–]109plus 17 points18 points19 points  (8 children)
Name something American.
[–]AveTrue_To_Caesar comment score below threshold-15 points-14 points-13 points  (7 children)
Who said im an Amerimutt?
[–]109plus 12 points13 points14 points  (2 children)
In a direct confrontation between the US and Iran you say fuck Iran, they would do the same to 'us', implying that you're an American yourself.
[–]AveTrue_To_Caesar 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
I view the entire anglophone world as one thing cause we usually all fight together in wars. We've been in literally every single American conflict.
[–]109plus 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
maybe because of this stupid attitude
[–]drake_irl 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
Idk ur a 2 day old accound which is pretty sus
[–]AveTrue_To_Caesar -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
Not trying to fucking sell you something homo. Just downvote and move on
[–]109plus 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
Na dann mal her mit dem Ariernachweis.
[–]Reportdemthotsbruh 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
Reicht dir das du Hurensohn?
[–]weedlepete 22 points23 points24 points  (0 children)
Okay nicker
[–]Joe_Rogan_is_bae 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
They would destroy ours in a heartbeat.
future tour guide: This Facebook Goyim Mind Control (inc.) parking lot formerly hosted a corn field, and was where a wh*toid schoolgirl named Mollie Tibbets was exposed to diversity for the first time...
[–]GoyInTheStripedPJs 22 points23 points24 points  (2 children)
Many of those sites have stood for a lot longer than Islam has even existed. They are an asset to the world, not just to one country.
[–]AveTrue_To_Caesar comment score below threshold-15 points-14 points-13 points  (1 child)
I get it. Im just sick of the Iran/Muslim apologism. Bomb the Muslim sites but leave the zoroastrian.
[–]Bosombuddies 24 points25 points26 points  (0 children)
No, you still don’t get it.
[–]109plus 23 points24 points25 points  (5 children)
Americans are so fucking retarded holy shit
[–]vironian_ 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
the more i read these absolute troglodyte takes the more i hope iran nukes NY tbh
[–]Natanyul 2 points3 points4 points  (3 children)
Damnit man no more brother wars
[–]109plus 2 points3 points4 points  (2 children)
Just because I don't like something doesn't mean I want to go to war with it. I'm not american.
[–]Natanyul 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
I don't mean war in a literal sense.
[–]109plus 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
Then what are you even arguing for? Are we not allowed to condemn disgusting actions?
[–]vironian_ 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
they're not 80iq ISIS ragheads dumbass, they have an intelligent class of priests leading the country. they haven't blown up pagan zoroastrian sites yet and they consider christians to be the people of the book. if iran occupied europe tomorrow the worst that'd happen is a modest jizya.
the only cultural sites they'd destroy are mcdonalds and KFC.
[–]Quake_ranger_ 6 points7 points8 points  (4 children)
Honestly fuck Iran's "cultural sites"
Yeah! Fuck white history!
[–]FunkeyMonkey405 23 points24 points25 points  (1 child)
WE WUZ ZOROASTRIANS N SHIET
[–]AN0THERSIXMILLIONPLS comment score below threshold-8 points-7 points-6 points  (0 children)
Gee, I wonder which side of "Indo-European" the dark skinned, swarthy, brown eyed, mustachioed, phlegm-speaking goat rapists happen to fall on.
THEY WUZ ARYAN PERSIANS AN SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTT
[–]el-virtuoso -3 points-2 points-1 points  (0 children)
that's fucking pathetic dude
[–]Rich77u comment score below threshold-11 points-10 points-9 points  (0 children)
Couldn’t agree more. Worthless goat fuckers.
[–]she_lied-he_died -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
Why is the title in german?
[–]GlipGlop69 comment score below threshold-12 points-11 points-10 points  (14 children)
Lol y'all out here sucking muslim cock just because they hate Jews? Enjoy that inbred sub 70 IQ sand nog jizz you faggots.
[–]vironian_ 5 points6 points7 points  (2 children)
judging from the way you write, you must be describing yourself.
[–]GlipGlop69 -3 points-2 points-1 points  (1 child)
literal grade school comeback
How will I recover from this.
[–]vironian_ 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
your comment was from a grade school in the first place
[–]GlipGlop69 -2 points-1 points0 points  (9 children)
Simped and cuckpilled
[–]TradBoy14 -1 points0 points1 point  (8 children)
Go die for Israel then lmao. Fulfill your destiny goyim
[–]GlipGlop69 -1 points0 points1 point  (7 children)
I hate jews and musrats and I'm not going to bend over and open my ass to a sand nog like some cuck just because one of my ideals aligns with that group.
You're a weak willed sissy otherwise.
[–]TradBoy14 -1 points0 points1 point  (6 children)
No one is bending over for Muslims retard, we really just don’t like America.
[–]GlipGlop69 -1 points0 points1 point  (5 children)
Wow you all sound exactly like the SJWs you claim you hate. Imagine being the other side of the same gay coin.
[–]TradBoy14 -1 points0 points1 point  (4 children)
Cringe, don’t care, didn’t ask, plus you’re American
[–]GlipGlop69 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
Funny....people who don't care don't reply to petty insults.
[–]TradBoy14 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
Ok Tyler I’m sorry, please don’t shoot up the Walmart