[–]ITT we become boring and talk about boring things
no fun allowed
>>5904214i actually thought the weather was quite nice, i went outside and picked up a 12 pack of soda today
I didn't see you at the community center last night after work at the Ministry of Truth
ive been having mild chest pain lately
>>5904208 (OP)Currently bringing our office printers and computer for repair, may go get a haircut and but a mic later
TODAY I HAD SO MUCH FUN I MADE BLUEBERRY MUFFINS AND WENT TO CHURCH AND ATE FRITO PIE AND SAW MY SISTER WHEN SHE CAME HOME FROM COLLEGE IT WAS SOOOOO MUCH FUN
>>5904222must have some pretty good tires then
I was gonna say that Dr Pepper tastes like a doctors office but then I remembered that's the point
Jews are actually dragons, specifically, dragons that have shapeshifted into human form. Long ago, dragons would masquerade as dwarves in deep caverns inside of mountains, but once they learned to stop being pissbaby fucks and start going outside, they discovered that they could shapeshift into human form in order to not get le killed. Combined with their numberous other dragon powers, they have managed to infiltrate almost all aspects of modern soyciety to an unprecedented level, and the thing is, nobody believes you if you call them out for this. Even they don’t really care, funnily enough. But it’s all true. Nowadays, their influence has been weakening quite a bit due to them engaging in heavy racemixing with actual humans, significantly nerfing their abilities. But it doesn’t mean they’ll lose their grip on power anytime soon. Once you’ve gotten the snowball rolling, it can be hard to break it up, at least not without breaking your own bones in the process.
>>5904250i've had this car for i wanna say like 6 years now, it's served me well and i don't feel like getting a new one
>>5904249>oddly specific awardDid you actually do all this teen?
>>5904264what do you drive? i drive an old chevrolet i bought for $4000
i bought a new macbook deleted winBLOWS and installed LINUX
>>5904264that's good it's always nice to have to have reliable transportation
>>5904295thats a nice car, how much did it cost you?
>>5904287I bought an old laptop and uninstalled Windows 10 and installed Windows 7
>>5904307windows 7 is bad but at least it doesnt datamine you like windows 10 does
>>5904297YES it was so hard only an intelligent nerd like me could figure it out. i had to spend 7 HOURS in the terminal and buy a usb wifi adapter but it was worth it in the end
>>5904304it was a birthday present from my parents
is anyone else staying awake past their bedtime
>>5904337and this is good, soyteen financial success incoming
>>5904230I'm at the office canteen, I'll see you at the two minutes hate
>>5904342bro is not in minitrue ☠️ bro will not rizz up julias gyat ☠️
what sport does /soy/ play
>>5904354nothing
nothing at all
unless you count being lazy
>>5904357i'm not too much of a sports guy but i do go bowling with family sometimes, it's always fun seeing my cousins
>>5904366sounds fun, i used to play with my brother but we dont get them out much anymore. good times and i miss it so much.
>>5904369never heard of this
>>5904379bowling is always fun, whats your high score?
>>5904357competitive bbc bukake swallowing competitions
>>5904208 (OP)not using soyjak.party and endlessly scrolling through tiktok absorbing the nigger slag language and frying your brain
>>5904404look up bukake with searsafe off and go to images
>>5904401i did get a strike a few times, it's somewhat easy you just need to hit the left of the front pin
>>5904408what is blud wafflin on about, goofy ahh bro gets no bitches and got no rizz frfr no cap ☠️
Im going to shower in a bit
I had friends over tonight
>>5904422ive already showered but i need to wash the dishes immediately
>>5904357I bike and run every now and then not competitively
I am quite fond of cured sausage and sharp cheddar cheese. I eat like a skyrim character
>>5904523sausage is better when its roasted or air fried, also sharp cheddar is a great choice.
>>5904349I am in minitrue you thought criminal pig
>>5904349Bro did rizz up Julia's gyat at minitrue tho and rizzed up O'Brien too ☠️☠️☠️
Currently eating outside, yeah it's somewhat fine dining
>>5904636Nahhh bro think he Winston with level 99 rizz ☠️☠️☠️☠️
>>5904647Yeah it's in a rich mall here in my country
Just got my license, is there anything i should know about driving in snow? i don't want to fuck up my car
having fun with troonix or whatever
>>5904672My food just arrived, Sisig with Tinapa Rice (yes I'm Filipino)
>>5904650>Winstons W rizz is le bad because…it just is ok?
>>5904314>spend 7 hours to feel better than others over literally nothing
>>5904716whats this meal called? looks super tasty!
>whats this meal called? looks super tasty!
>>5904738I masturbated to pegging porn and cut myself
>>5904752>this is how tranjak posters actually live
why the fuck does my hair keep falling out of my hair tie?
>>5904767
Hmm? How do you know me?
>>5904755no im not I just got brain rewired into liking strapon porn from antidepressants they made me take
>>5904793i wanted to see what happens if i don't get a hair cut and it looks like shit so i put it in a pony tail
>>5904794Look man you're a g and I always love your posts but you type in a very similar way each post and are very easy to find when you post
t. jeremy
>>5904802>brain rewired into liking strapon pornplease take your meds now
>>5904807BRUH STOP SCARING THE BITCHES AWAY AND PLEASE GET A HAIRCUT
>>5904810even tho taking them will just make it worse
>>5904808Ah I see, wazzup Jeremy, not sure if postfagging is a thing
>>5904819uhrm Im not rhe guy you were taking to
>>5904814Speaking of haircuts I plan to get one later
>>5904814nah bitches love pony tails its the new thing, totally. now tell me why it keeps fucking slipping out of the damn tie
>>5904818It's not against the rules made by froots discord buddies but i can recognize your posts lol
>Ephesians references>TSMT, <statement>>responding to many posts in one>praying emoji>God bless, Christ is God>Filipino culture and history>Eurohours usage
>>5904818I've not been doing too much but schools ended so I'm free for a little while. also been getting into wrestling and cricket with my brother which was been pretty cool, some weightlifting too finally. got a disc btw?
>>5904839You sure? The girls here are either into long-haired guys, K-Pop lookin dudes, or hair over their hunter eyes
>>5904843Really? Dang may change some of that, but I don't feel like it
>>5904854I don't know why you would change that but it is a fun quirk. Also did you remove your real name from the yt yet?
>>5904830a guidebook to help you quit porn forever if youre an addict. helped me to quit.
https://easypeasymethod.org and theres an audiobook if youre lazy
free and no ads and made by an australin college student
>>5904851Not really using it because of cordfags, but feel free to email me as always: chudgunner@gmail.com
>>5904862Yeah I did, also did some other OPSEC stuff (0t rocks is clear)
May still do some more fixes thoughbeit
>>5904839maybe you arent tying it well or have too much hair
>>5904869also make sure you have no google reviews on the account, i found a tool that finds emails of google accounts from review urls
>>5904869you seem very cool pinoyfriend but I am scared as hell of ip grabbers so maybe not
>>5904869Also send proof it's you or something
>>5904883i have no way to prove it lol, we've talked half a dozen times on /soy/ and a lot in the old /ohio/ and i haven't said too much. but i don't think someone would bother to fake out my typing style that much. just know i dont send images so someone itt might try to spam gore or shit idk. btw i thought i saw you in the 1000 reply thread, was it you?
>>5904856i'm tying it both as little and as much as possible you twist it twice and there you go, i doubt it'll fit if i triple tie it but i can try
>>5904870that might be it but idk they're either junk hair ties or my hairs fucked up i have no clue
>>5905198OH YEAH I was there
>>5904891Just send me the screenshots of your replies to me, no worries
>>5905321I don't screenshot stuff but I remember one in particular, we talked about the idea of salvation by faith or by works, you cited Ephesians to say it wasn't. We also talked about how we wanted to find love and you sent a cute anime slideshow with what sounded like Kpop in the background. Once we also talked in the Operation Red Balloon replies, you told me some advice about my friends. One time we also talked about daily life and moving school and your studies of filipino history. I could maybe find some on the archive but i don't have many screenshots
so hows your day going chuds
>>5905472I mean its okay I guess, nice and sunny outside
>>5905624so true geg, always a pleasure to see you around dude. thanks for always typing in the same way lol and maybe i'll email once i get a vpn!
i've been playing this mario kart wii mod for over 5 hours today, it's really hecking fun
>>5905969sounds awesome, can you send a pic? make sure to take out exif data or just post someone elses online screenshot, actually sounds cool
>>5905984i'm playing on dolphin doe, but i'll send a recording
>>5905984here it is, sorry if it took awhile because i had to compress it which also takes some time. but here it is
>>5906053looks fun but how did you screen record on wii?
>>5906290nothing too exiting. I was fixing my playlists and I also played this game Apotheon, it's pretty cool. how about you 'teen?
>>5906303Apotheon, never heard of it, could you tell me more?
Its been boring for me. I played minecraft with a friend earlier which was cool though and started building a treehouse in the jungle & then hopped on some servers which was nice
Also I archived some sharty threads. I feel weird about how the jannies keep removing active threads and how some actually gemmy threads with real discussions also get bumped off the log. It would be cool if there was a full archive of good threads (way more than /chive/) for future historians of the sharty geg since we're still in the early days like the pre-chanology 4chan days
>>5906326mostly done not much though. i will go work out later, i have the stuff in the shed but i need to just get my ass out there and start lifting!
>>5906326That's cool, I miss playing 'craft with the boys.
Apotheon is like those platformers but it has a unique style of ancient greece's vases and stuff.
Have a good workout man.
My life so shit nobody loves me 61 year old hugless virgin here BTW
>>5906353I'll have to check it out, sounds fun! Yeah 'craft is pretty good, you on pc?
anyone else getting really into accounting?
>>5906365hope you like it! I'm on pc rn but I only have 'craft on my ps4.
>>5906374I FUCKING LOVE ACCOUNTING! I LOVE ENTERING NUMBERS INTO SPREADSHEETS AND CREATING GRAPHS TO VISUALLY SHOW DATA!
>>5906377
sadly not (I think).
jews are fine along with other people i guess
>>5906385
marge I'm getting confused, hold on a second.
>>5906378too much enthusiasm, you don't truly LOVE accounting, you just have a crush on it.
>>5906397
ok I had to search it. I don't have these, I had something similar (or maybe it was this and I'm retarded) in my xbox360 but it stopped working a while ago.
>>5906396I am in love with an accountant and her name is sarah and she is so beautiful she has brown hair and brown eyes she wears a blouse and a black skirt the blouse is white she is pretty she has a nice face nice tan sort of dark skin but not brown she is so lovely i see her every now and then she works at their firm i am using text to speech let know if this works
>>5906407
I miss the old 'craft.
today i fell asleep to music
>>5906403good luck man, I'll pray for you. God bless.
>>5906409I miss the old Craft, straight from the 'Go Craft
Chop up the soul Craft, set on his goals Craft
I hate the new Craft, the bad mood Craft
The always rude Craft, spaz in the news Craft
>>5906422even as a soyteen why is it only petite dark-ish asian woman who stand out like this bruh i never even watched anime and had my standards changed by it or anything but these irl anime looking women are incredible
>>5906374Are you the chud from habbo or is accounting becoming popular on the ‘arty
>>5906443not that anon but accounting is the next big thing on the arty along with casual chat threads like this
>>5906445>along with casual chat threads like thisnice
>>5906448
naah I was a stupid kid that could barely hold a controller. I was more of a creativeGOD that spent days building shit.
>>5906451casual conversations are gemmy and a nice break from shitposting
>>5906282i'm using dolphin, and obs to record
>>5906456Creative is lowkey the best tho when I was like 12 I spent a whole 8 hours building an airport with some random Brits on Xbox live lol
>>5906460tsmt. it's good to keep a balance
makes you feel /calm/
>>5906466so what have you done today /calm/KING
>>5906454our modern society would implode without it. currently learning accounting in highschool (as a primary, non-negotiable subject.)
>>5906053>touhou musicOP is a twitter right wing catholic
>>5906473i wanted to be an accountant but decided against it. im gonna study engineering.
>>5906361I know teen I'm just making fun of people who complain about their life for pity points
>>5906470
There’s this thing on Xbox called looking for group and they would have a thing for each game where you post like “hey I want to build something” and then people can be interested in the post and you invite them into the party. I used to troll on there a lot as a kid but found some friends I still know today
>>5906478working in an office would be the best for me, since my mom could get me an internship at the office she works in.
>>5906478I’m either gonna do sonography or marketing
Real plan is become famous by music tho lol
>>5906475i'm uploading another one right now, compressing it to mp4 right now
>>5906489could you link to some of your music? (just dont if it has your face or name or irl people know the account)
>>5906508
I don’t play that much video games anymore I need to make a new Xbox my last one got suspended, my friend has his account on my ‘box tho so I might still have live
>>5906513Not linking what I’m trying to make my future on here lol
>>5906522
I think I do?? Like the thing how it is before the update. Idk if I would’ve even had ‘craft during that time I got it in 2018
gentleman, I'm getting really sleepy so I wanted to tell something before I go.
I really appreciate these little moments that we all have together, yes, the shitposting and the baits are fun but these small conversations make the sharty feel like a true brotherhood.
(you) are a gem
remember to stay /calm/
>>5906538YWABAG
YOU
WILL
ALWAYS
BE
A
GEM
goodnight bro. sweet dreams.
>>5906534
I don’t think so sadly seems peaceful doe idek wtf the game has going on now last time I played they added some currency system
>>5906550
holy sovl I had this on my xbox 360, my favourite thing were the tutorial worlds
>>5906550
I think I had this on my Wii U actually
I'm currently listening to music, mind you
>>5906562
my 360 died unfortunately
>>5906545the currency is weird af and i dont get it
>>5906562
Idk where my Wii U is and it’s night so I’m not tryna find it rn but if it turns up randomly I’ll let you know lol
>>5906593lol if you find it make a thread to raid minigame servers
new 'kart wii gameplay or whatever
>>5906609I do got an unrelated raid I’m posting tomorrow lmao just a heads up it’ll be at 5:40 pm mountain time
>>5906617>the conversations that make the sharty feel like a real brotherhood are LE COAL
>>5906628so what do you want to do with your life?
Any other accountgods itt
>>5906633Rip off of a another game and it has 20 year olds e-dating lmao
>>5906629>nooo not my gay friend simulator thread
>>5906646Nah not the ‘blox it’s browser based all I’m giving out for now lol
>>5906637probably art, but that's just a hobby that's popped up in my life in one way or the other
but still, art.
>>5906641everyone laugh at the friendless incel lmao
>>5906569Plenty, but my favorite one has to be The Smashing Pumpkins
>>5906675never heard of them, can you recomend a song to start with or two?
>>5906670>mocking bad opinions and shaping the consensus LE BAD because it gives (You)s
>>5906683can you post a drawing itt? (dont post anything linked to you or any other online account you have unless you wanna be oxxed 'ough
hey i do art too im working on a postal brain damaged thing to get used to the dude can i join
>>5906695I've made tons of OC, so I'll share one of those
I made this 'plier
>>5906702feel free to join the chat, open to all soyteens, plus SootFlare is getting rid of most derailers to this chat
>>5906703first good plier award
it can actually be a good soyquote or a unique avatar
>>5906715would you like me to share more OC? by the way, I use kleki.com to draw said OC
>>5906778yes, please share more gems you made
also are your gems on the 'ooru?
>>5906788they are on the 'ru albeit not all of it due to how frequently I make them
share
download .zip
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