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i really think we the U.S. public need to be SUPER FUCKING LOUD about how admirable we think this kind of thing is.

Anytime military members speak up about not liking their orders to be deployed against the american public, or especially REFUSING such orders, the nation needs to hear a great outcry of public support for that act

It can be fun to feel exceptional—to be the loophole woman, to have a whole power thing, to be an honorary man. But if you are the exception that proves the rule, and the rule is that women are inferior, you haven’t made any progress.

Ariel Levy, "Female Chauvinist Pigs"

Tim: You know we actually found you in a sewer, right?
Damian: …what did you just say, Drake?
Tim: You heard me. Back then you were this slimy little tadpole. No arms, no legs , just vibes. Dick scooped you up in a bucket because, well... Jason wanted a pet.
Damian (on the verge of tears): Then… then how did I end up like this?
Tim (sighing dramatically): We may have, uh… injected you with some of Bruce’s DNA. Science, mutation, yada yada.
Damian suddenly bolts toward Bruce’s room.
The sounds that followed were Damian’s muffled sobs and Bruce’s voice filling the room with words like,
“No, Tim’s talking nonsense! You’re my son , You’re definitely not from a sewer.
Dick (staring at Tim): He’s nine, Tim. Nine.
Tim smirks: Yeah yeah . But Always wanted a little sibling I could traumatize with that one.

*makes no effort to include self* what the fuuuuuck why do i feel so left out

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked