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The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?
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play sburb

raisin on the floor

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 11773056[Quote]>>11773127
>>11773024 (OP)
wtf OC making fun of soyboys in a funny way in 2025? this can't be possible

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Pray to science

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This is gemmy but you should’ve turned on IDs

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>>11773044
active raging though?

 11773078[Quote]
grab the gun and threaten to shoot yourself

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>>11773024 (OP)
Tell Jamal to stay completely silent, grab the gun, the key to the cellar and escape through a window

>>11773056
yeah but niggers are more occupied on making crappy threads

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The only gem on the entire ’log

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up

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>already on page 2
UUUUUUP

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>>11773024 (OP)
bone-chilling slow-burn genre-defining awe-inspiring soy-spitting artsy dystopic A24 gem

>>11773024 (OP)
Make a threesome with the cops and your bull






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>>11773024 (OP)
>you're having a realistic panic attack.
Gem doe im trans btw

>>11773024 (OP)
Accept your fate

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surrender to the police and transform into a blue eyed blonde haired aryan man

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OP DO SOMETHING

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I sleep while gooning my lil clitty to bbc videos o algo or something

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>>11773044
You drop your pants and, with great strain, let out a single drop of diahhrea dookie. You're not sure how this will help you, but you feel a sense of freedom. You wish you could have been doing this at a nude beach with your polycule.

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>>11773549
HOLY GEM

>>11773549
Try to escape through your comically small window

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>>11773568
do this

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>>11773568
do this but pee yourself first

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>>11773549
Start laughing at nusoicacas

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>>11773549
do the griddy

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>>11773549
How about
>You run to with all your might downstairs to check on your bvll, but after your trip over your pants the evil facists barge through your door, with vrill music playing (not from a speaker, it just plays whenever they're nearby) that's slowly getting louder as they draw closer

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>You run to with all your might

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>>You run to with all your might

 11773951[Quote]>>11774077
Up kys nusois for not wanting gemmy adventure threads

gemmy gem

>>11773951
I was waiting for OP to reply to keep bumping, also you forgot to bump retard

Bump


Nausjamajuw

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>>11774077
every reply is a bump doe chud

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𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓…

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>>11773549
Get assaulted by a pack of wild niggers

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>𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓…

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Fgtyh

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Up


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>>11773549
Is it taking long to make?

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>>11774917
You think ?

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>>11773549
ultra high effort gem

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>>11774926
Alr, take your time then.

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>>11773568
You squeeze through your pragmatically small window, the inconvenience a small price to pay for being a decent human being.
You are on a higher floor and the distance to ground is much too far to jump. Looking around you, there is a small ledge, as well as a heater - both of which would be very precarious footing. The heater isn't yours, of course, because you're eco-positive.
Looking to your left, a window is open. Peering inside, you are mortified to see the tip of a red flag. A… Nazi could be living in there. Or worse, a Confederate. A chill runs down your spine as you try to identify any more objects in the room, telling yourself that it could just be a Communist flag. But in this America… you're not so sure.
The only other thing you can see is a mug of coffee, which seems rather dark. This doesn't bode well, and you get a creeping feeling that the owner might be a chudcel. But it could also be a Reddit moderator, you comfort yourself.
Turning to the other window adjacent to you, it seems slightly more welcoming. A book is on a desk near the opening, and a lamp. You just hope it isn't a Nazi book like Crime and Punishment. However, the window isn't opened as wide and there's less footing without the heater, so it would be tougher to climb into.
Looking out at the city below, you can scarcely recognize your hometown of Chicago. The hustle and bustle of the big city which once brought you such joy and comfort now seems like the sickening skittering of roaches. The streets are completely unwalkable, any semblance of sidewalk replaced with miles of coiled highway stretching into the shrouded sky. Gothic spires and artificial mountains of immense magnitude creep high above view, and in the center of the sprawl lay a statue of the fearsome Emperor, Donald J. Trump. Even hooked up to advanced life support, Trump was beginning to die, and word had it that his son Barron was taking up most responsibilities in the administration despite Trump still being officially leader. You shuddered at the thought of what Barron would do once he officially comes to power - he might even cut off weapons donation to Israel.
Turning back, you weigh your options carefully. What will you do?

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up

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up

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>>11775438
go home and watch wow wow wubbzy

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boot sticky this thread

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Finally a gem on the 'log
up

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>>11775438
go to the chudcel house, prepare some raisin to say like the feds are coming for you for being redpilled so Chud call you based and help you

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>>11775438
go to nazi window

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shiniest gemerald on the 'log

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>>11775438
slowburn kino

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>>11775438
>what will you do
the griddy

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>>11775438
Jump from the window and kill myself, long way down

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>>11775438
I enter the neighboring window and taste some of that black rifle coffee set on the table

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>>11775659
don’t forget about using dude wipes to clean yourself after

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up

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Ask r/AskALiberal for help, on incognito mode of course. im trans btw

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bump



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