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▶ №11447357[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]>>11447427>>11449353
ADVENTURE THREAD:
It's the year 2039, black jewish trans queens have taken over the white house due to the overwheling quantity of latinx and indian voters that have been given voting rights by the leading political party, and all forms of bigotry have been outlawed. You are Chud and you have just been incarcerated for calling the local Rabbi a fucking kike. Your sentence: LIFE IN PRISON. Your goal is to break out of prison and to take over the US government in order to establish the fourth Reich and enact TND/TKD. You are currently in your cell with your cellmate: Rapeson Mcrapist. There is a guard outside your cell. What do you do in order to escape?
▶ №11447361[Quote]>>11447438
raisin on the floor

▶ №11447365[Quote]
FINALLY AN ADVENTURE THREAD

▶ №11447367[Quote]>>11447438
Ask rapeson not to rape me but instead form an alliance

▶ №11447376[Quote]>>11447438
Ask Rapeson if he wants to escape as well

▶ №11447391[Quote]
Get raped by rapeson

Yell bigger at the top of your lungs to get attention from other chuds that might be in the prison

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>>11447393
* nigger

▶ №11447406[Quote]>>11447430
>>11447393
i feel like this would get you beaten by the valid trans folx guards

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>Low quality bait

▶ №11447416[Quote]
tell rapeson that the guard is a troon and that we need to team up

▶ №11447427[Quote]
>>11447357 (OP)
Oh my science, an adventure thread? or something


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>>11447376
>>11447367
>>11447361
You form an alliance with Rapeson, to whom you promise liberty and a bunch of faggots to RAPE once your fourth reich is established. You proceed to take a massive raisin on the floor as an attempt to get the attention of the guard outside your cell with the horrendous smell. He seems to have noticed. What do you do?

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>>11447438
lure a nigger inside the cell then lace the poop with electricity then kick the nigger into it

▶ №11447453[Quote]>>11447563
>>11447438
tell rapeson to prepare to rape the guard when xhe comes in

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>>11447438
Call muslims and try to get them to breach the wall with planes

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>>11447438
Throw the poop at niggers

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you can post multiple images btw for basic animation though

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>>11447453
The guard comes in to clean up your cell, only for him to be stripped and about to be violently raped by Rapesone! You now have the guard's uniform, as well as the keys to your cell. You can get out of your cell and try to imitate a guard, but there is no guarantee that you'll be able to fool the other prison guards. You can either try and larp as a guard or make a run for it, what do you do?

>>11447563
Smear the raisin on your skin to LARP as a nigger for extra sympathy.

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>>11447563
trap a nigger in the poop then steal his skeleton

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>>11447593
there are no niggers in the cell soyim

Use the keys on the cell, and take a look outside

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>>11447585
You put on the guard's uniform and smear raisin all over your face as an attempt to look like a nigger. You use the guard's keys to go out in the hallway. Now, do you try and larp as a guard to sneak out or do you run? Running will instantly blow your cover.

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>>11447637
there has to be hundreds of niggers in prison tho

▶ №11447676[Quote]>>11447987
>>11447667
sneak into the armory and steal an ar15

▶ №11447692[Quote]
bump

>>11447667
Tell the niggers in the prison therey will get fried chicken and koolaid once the 4th reich is established and form the national socialist afroamerican militia

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>>11447727
Do this

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>>11447667
Go to the prison hospital and get some pills to get in the mind of a valid black xueen.
You must do this because you are a heccin ytboi clittycel, so you lack communication skills, and usually act awkward around anyone you meet.
Otherwise, your cover will be blown almost instantly.

▶ №11447788[Quote]
steal everybody's poop and put it into the warden's office

op where are youuuuu this thread was starting to get gemmy 😥


COME BAAAAAAAACK

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>>11447676
>>11447727
You make your way into the infirmary, get high on oxydocone, and then walk into another hallway and attempt to sneak into the armory. There is a guard there. He recognizes the fact that you are infact not a guard but an inmate due to the fact that the guard's clothes do not fit your 4'11 chudcel body, albeit he does not have the courage to call you out due to his low testosterone and the fear of being accused of being a bigot, since he believes you're a nigger due to the raisin on your face. He, however, calls security. You go into the armory and arm yourself with an AR 15. You then step out into the hallway only to see a bunch of other guards threatening you. You scream out
>IF THERE'S ANY NIGGERS OUT THERE RIOT AND YOU'LL GET FRIED CHICKEN!
which causes a riot to break out. In the chaos, you manage to sneak into a janny closet. What is your next course of action?

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>>11447950
>>11447895
>>11447853
was working on it sorry im slow

▶ №11448043[Quote]
bump so the toast doesnt die

>>11447987
call the guards obsessed niggers which will make their clitty leak

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GOD DAMN IT EVERYONE LEFT

▶ №11448067[Quote]>>11448188
>>11447987
shoot any guard or nigger in your way

>>11448050
And the leak floods the prison making all the niggers die cuz they cant swim

keep this alive

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>>11448067
>>11448070
You call the guard an obsessed nigger which causes him to leak so much the prison gets flooded, destroying all it's structure and drowning all the niggers since they cant swim. You've escaped prison, what do you do?

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>>11448188
ask if rapeson wants to help overthrow the goverment

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Summon the ghost of clitler

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>>11448188
go to the ruins of the Microsoft headquarters to rebuild George droyd

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look for 'apeson

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>>11448188
Go find rapeson

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>>11448225
Rapeson crawls out of the debris, heading towards you. He stands infront of you, towering over your chudcel frame. You can sense he's about to rape you. To quench his anger you remind him of your plans to take over the US government. He agrees. You then proceed to summon the ghost of Hitler also known as Clitler and then you start to devise a plan.

Find a crackhead and swap clothes with him, ask him where he gets his drugs

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>>11448318
You need to eliminate the nwo’s strongest soldiers, george droyd and charlottron, so you go take the train (cars were abolished) to the mcgooglesoftlerock™️ HQ

>>11448341
Then get high on drugs and enter a homeless shelter to recruit some supersoldiers though

Please come back OP


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>>11448341
>>11448366
>>11448343
You head over to the local homeless tent city that the jewish trans queen administration has caused and you swap clothes with a crackhead, which is very happy to receive clothes that don't smell like piss but instead raisin since you covered yourself in it earlier. You ask the homeless man where he gets his drugs. he tells you that he gets from from xis local dealer Tyrone. You can't bother to go speak to a nigger so you just kill him for being a fucking race traitor or whatever and steal his stash of drugs. You then steal a car like you've learned in super soy heist 5 (6 hasn't released yet) and head over to Jewglesoft HQ to go and kill their strongest soyldiers. Time for a road trip! While you're on the road, you devise a plan with your buddies.

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>>11448318
build a massive toilet then advertise it to the pajeets, who will inevitably riot and try to destroy the toilet. then flush them all down the toilet

>>11448491
>Rapeson should rape Bill Gatestein once we arrive!!

>>11448525
^great idea chud

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>>11448491
get all the niggers to riot by telling them the goverment has banned fried chicken sales to low income areas

▶ №11448592[Quote]>>11448667
>>11448491
before going there, rob the local synagoge and steal some rabbi clothes and put 'em on to try to be unnoticed once there

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>>11448525
You arrive at Jewglesoft HQ and make your way inside. you make your way up the staircase and arrive and meet face to face with Spadeson "Bill" Gatesteinitzshekelberg. However, he has his trusty security guard George droyd to protect him.
>SHIEEEEEEEEEEET NIGGUH. *CLANK* *CLANK*
What do you do to defeat him?


>>11448592
Rapeson should wear those, since he already rapes people and children


>>11448653
try kneeling on xis neck

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You cannot defeat george droyd, he is too strong. After getting hit by his nigga missile you fall to the ground, all is lost, but you remember what you did back in the prison to make the niggers do your bidding and try to convince george floyd to join you with the promise of fried chicken.

>>11448653
attempt to bribe george droyd with fentanyl

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>>11448728
also promise him to double his fent reserves

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>>11448653
Call on Clitler to summon his A10 Aryan Supersoldier army to kill George Dryod

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>>11448674
You try shooting him, but it doesn't work. Rapeson lunges for droyd, but droyd, with his svper laser arm, pops a cap in rapeson the opp's ass. Xe dies of his injuries.
>NOOOOOO
you cry out, in vain, you lunge at him and tackle droyd to the ground with your impotent chudcel rage strength. You proceed to try and take his breath away, but his metal airway is just too resistant. He can breathe, and there's nothing you can do about it… Unless…. You take the homeless man's bag of fent, and stuff it in george droyd's face
<SHIEEEEEEEEEEET NIGGUH *Beep* *boop*
<RESPIRATORY SYSTEM OVERLOADED… SHUTTING DOWN
You successfully defeat george droyd. You then take aim and ACK the CEO with your AR, killing him.
>THIS IS FOR RAPESON, YOU FUCKING NIGGER KIKE BITCH FAGGOT NIGGER PIECE OF raisin

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>>11448807
o7 GVQRGV DRQYD

>>11448807
normal ahh cobson comes in and begs chud to stop being so 'tistic

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>>11448807
i call jager for help

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>>11448832
cobson comes in the room and berates chud for being so autistic, which saddens him. Cobson then leaves the room because he's a SLF

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>>11448871
I summon feraljak to take cobson's place though

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>>11448871
Revive rapeson by using the evil energy that chud has stored up from committing atrocious acts, this has a 50/50 however of attracting ominous gapejak

▶ №11448935[Quote]
Have Nate come into the room, proclaim the guards to be 'cord tranny niggers' and assault them

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>this thread

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>>11448871
Put hitler’s soul in george droyd’s robot suit to rebirth him and make him the leader of the 4th reich

>>11448871
You decide to call your high school friend feral to recruit him for your supersoldier army, but he is now addicted to reddit, still you decide to sabe him by forcing xhim to drink raw milk or something

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>>11448942
Evendoe bernd is chuddy's high school friend

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>>11448882
feraljak hears chudjak weeping and comes into the room, only to discover his boss dead. Understandably upset, he lashes out at you for being a hecking science denier, but eventually he calms down. Since he's now out of a job, he decides to join your group. Also the ghost of hitler decided to go away for now because xhe was satisfied with seeing a kike CEO die. He gives you a magical orb that can grant one wish as a thank you, though.

▶ №11448979[Quote]>>11448982
>>11448973
Call jager for advice

▶ №11448982[Quote]>>11449027
>>11448979
who the fuck is jager

>>11448973
wish for total nigger death

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>>11448973
Summon Soot to save the chudcel

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>>11448982
frog with glasses

keep alive

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>>11448993
You call Jager, asking him for advice on what you should wish for.
>uhhhh idk what do you want most in life, man?
You thank him and hang up. You then wish for TND and head outside, only to see a bunch of dead niggers lying on the street. You see a billboard, displaying: AFRICA, NUKED OVER A HUNDRED TIMES. BILLIONS DEAD. You rejoice. But your orb is gone. What shall you do next?

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>>11448973
Wish for unlimited wishes

▶ №11449153[Quote]>>11449233
>>11449130
play 1shot im trans btw

>>11449130
now that has been nuked, you decide to go there to START rothesia 2 bigger AND better

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>>11449130
I go to Africa to hunt lions

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>>11449130
make africa my own continent

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can someone 'chive this thread

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>>11449153
Feraljak decides to whip out his trusty nintendo switch 2 to play some goyslop. He asks chud
>hey, wanna play some?
To which he anwsers yes. Chud tries the game, oneshot, and discovers it's fucking troonslop
<man this raisin sucks, you really like that raisin?
feraljak, embarassed, puts his switch away and apologises.

>>11449233
>feral check this game out, Is called halo

▶ №11449261[Quote]>>11449372
>>11449233
i drink some thrembo sproke

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>>11449233
overthrow the US government

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>>11449233
have LQRD FAVCI come up to the 2 and offer unlimited boosters

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>>11449233
feral actually turns out to be a nigger and grabs the phone out of the pocket to steal it

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>>11449233
buy some sproke powder for whatever reason

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>>11447357 (OP)
Gemmy

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>>11449260
>>11449261
chud and feral head back to their pod and start playing halo, because it's a better game than troonshot. They drink a bunch of thrembo sproke (TM) and they vibe for a while Until an announcment comes up:
>ALERT, CHUDCELS ON THE LOOSE. PRISON ESCAPEE CHUDDY MC CHUDJAK ON THE LOOSE: LAST SEEN IN: JEW YORK CITY RAPESON: NEUTRALIZED FERALJAK, TRAITOR TO THE STATE, LAST SEEN IN NEW YORK WITH CHUDJAK
<raisin, we gotta get out of here!
Feral says.

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>>11449372
flee to argentina

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>>11449372
disguise yourselves as jews and inflitrate the government

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>>11449372
book a quick ticket to argentina

>>11449372
meet with hitler in argentina

>>11449372
chud and feral look at the windows and see the street full of police bikes (since cars were banned for being hecking bigoted) they hear someone at their door
>THEY ARE HERE CHUD
chud grabs his rifle and puts three rounds on the cops head, then they run towards the industrial district and hide in the soylent factory

▶ №11449527[Quote]
bvmo dont let it die

▶ №11449536[Quote]>>11449604
>>11449372
search the pod for any useful supplies and tools

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>>11449397
You go outside with your newly redpilled friend feraljak and get in your car. You start speeding to the airport as a last ditch attempt to evade authorities and head to argentina, but you see lights flicker in your mirror
>PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY, CHUD.
You speed away, refusing to pull over. All of a sudden, something, which appears to be a portal, opens in front of you. You drive the car into the portal: You've made it to Hyperborea. You and feral are suddently greeted by a bunch of tall and pale individuals, thanking you for your service to them.
<wh- what?!
All the aryan individuals are thanking you for bringing forth TND. You are then awarded a badge of honor, and become a citizen of Hyperborea with feral, forever escaping the globohomo. Yov've fvcking vvon, baby.
THE END

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>>11449536
Try to channel our aryan energy to achieve enlightenment

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>>11449602
it's not over, chud didn't take over the US, they are still being controlled by kikes

▶ №11449870[Quote]
Someone chive this

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>>11449727
over time, feraljak becomes a prominent politician in hyperborea. He seizes power and becomes the soyident of the united vril of 'borea. With his newfound power, he commands xis army to go to muttmerica and ACK all the fucking trannies there. They stood no chance, their army was full of obese cuckolds fed with estrogenics and unqualified people hired through DEI.

one last bump


Gemmiest gem

gemerald thread that saved the sharty

▶ №11450204[Quote]
i can't remember the last time i've seen an adventure thread

gem of a thread

this should be 'chived o algo

▶ №11452611[Quote]
up though

▶ №11452692[Quote]
gemerald go up

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bumo until this can be archived

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>1006 in queue.

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dead



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