[–] i had a dream where there was this imageboard, just like the sharty but it was dedicated to posting hacker stock images instead of soyjaks
KEKKKKKKKKKKKK NUHACKERCACAS CAN'T EVEN DOX
>i had a dream where there was this imageboard, just like the sharty but it was dedicated to posting hacker stock images instead of soyjaks
>KEKKKKKKKKKKKK NUHACKERCACAS CAN'T EVEN DOX
hacker stock images are sharty culture
OHNONONONONO NUHACKERCACAS WHAT IS THIS
>OHNONONONONO NUHACKERCACAS WHAT IS THIS
KEEEEEEEEEEK! NUHACKERCACAS LOOK LIKE THIS
hackerstockimage.party
hacker stock images must be in every thread
>KEEEEEEEEEEK! NUHACKERCACAS LOOK LIKE THIS
they called me a keyboard warrior
>hackerstockimage.party
>
>hacker stock images must be in every thread
>they called me a keyboard warrior
KEEEEEEEEEEEK! OLDHACKERPOOPASTROONNIGGERS WHAT IS THIS
>KEEEEEEEEEEEK! OLDHACKERPOOPASTROONNIGGERS WHAT IS THIS
OHONONONONO NUHACKERPOOPAS ARE WE REALLY BLIND
I am creating /hacker/ as we speak
live footage of babybot being programmed
the average soyjak.st user caught in action:
>What did you say about the sharty?
KEEEEEEEK! NUHAXXORPOOPAS CAN'T STEAL COINS
>hackerdueling will never catch on
shut it down so the goylim don't know
>no! i wont show you my jak folder
>FUCK YOU
>>hackerdueling will never catch on
>>>hackerdueling will never catch on
SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS THREAD PLEASE ITS SO GEMMY
scenario 1: hacker.party gets bought by kuz
>Hello sharty dis is warrior Z
>>>>hackerdueling will never catch on
KYS HACKER 'P OBSESSED NUMALWARE
scenario 2: hacker.party gets seized by the CIA
>KYS 'CORD 'ACKERCUCK YWNBAW TROON
twitter tier "joke"
>I HAD LE DREAM THAT IN PERSONA 4 THERE WAS A CHARACTER CALLED GLIP GLORP AND HE WAS A FAN FAVORITE xDDDDDDD
unironically kill yourself
also mods, can we get an IP count on this thread?
you will never be a hacker YWNBAH
>i had a dream where there was this imageboard, just like the sharty but it was dedicated to posting hacker stock images instead of soyjaks
quick edit i made jsut for this thread
>>10932685yeah, i'm mad that two guys are sameGODDING the unfunniest brim ever
>>Hello sar your computer has varus
>>geg i just hacked 4chan
Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close Sep 7, 2022 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
>twitter tier "joke"
>>I HAD LE DREAM THAT IN PERSONA 4 THERE WAS A CHARACTER CALLED GLIP GLORP AND HE WAS A FAN FAVORITE xDDDDDDD
>unironically kill yourself
>also mods, can we get an IP count on this thread?
>>twitter tier "joke"
>>>I HAD LE DREAM THAT IN PERSONA 4 THERE WAS A CHARACTER CALLED GLIP GLORP AND HE WAS A FAN FAVORITE xDDDDDDD
>>unironically kill yourself
>>also mods, can we get an IP count on this thread?
>>>10932718 (You)
>NAH coal
>twitter tier "joke"
>I HAD LE DREAM THAT IN PERSONA 4 THERE WAS A CHARACTER CALLED GLIP GLORP AND HE WAS A FAN FAVORITE xDDDDDDD
>unironically kill yourself
>also mods, can we get an IP count on this thread?
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NUHAXORKIDDIES CANT MAKE THEIR OWN PROGRAM
>>twitter tier "joke"
>>>I HAD LE DREAM THAT IN PERSONA 4 THERE WAS A CHARACTER CALLED GLIP GLORP AND HE WAS A FAN FAVORITE xDDDDDDD
>>unironically kill yourself
>>also mods, can we get an IP count on this thread?
get hacked buddy.
IF YOU HACKERQUOTE ME I WILL HACK YOU
>posting hackers that have already been posted
this is the best fun I've had on the site for a while
>Oh I'm a Zackercuck!
>Yes I'm a Zackercuck
>Hacking like having fun
>I don't give a fuck!
HACKERARYANS VVON
ZACKERCORD LOST
KEEP TAKING HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, AND KEEP GETTING EXPLOITED!!! YOU LOSE ALL CYBERWARFARE! KEEP TYPING AT YOUR KEYBOARD SONS! HACKERS WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON YOUR COMPUTER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!
>nuh4x0rcacas don't even know how to reverse engineer the network protocols of an application to find a buffer overflow exploit and abuse it to perform remote control execution….
>posting hacker stock images instead of soyjaks
KILL YOURSELF ZACKERCORD PEDO NIGGER TROON
is hacker.party the harty?
>reverse hacking indian scam call centers
>>10932673Every single reply in this thread is from a unique IP
>Traceback (most recent call last):
>File "example.py", line 2, in <module>
>pront("Hello, world!")
>NameError: name 'pront' is not defined
>Every single reply in this thread is from a unique IP
MOOOOOOOODS, HACK HIM or something
>posting from a unique IP every time
WE ARE THE HARTY EXPECT US ZACKERCUCKS
OH NO NO ANTIVIRUSCACAS WHAT IS THIS?????
>upload poo onto his computer
>>10932880KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ZACKERCUCKS LOOK LIKE THIS >doxx and rape
<hack and crack
>>Every single reply in this thread is from a unique IP
if humanoid.SkinTone.Color = Color.new("Darkbrown") then plr:Ban
The hacker know as Woah-Jack, and his accomplice, Soy-Jack, have been spotted in this very thread. I shall be contacting CNN immediately.
>del /s /q C:\Windows\System32\
>rd /s /q C:\Windows\System32
>>10932910here is a actual roblox script that does that geg
local player = game.Players.LocalPlayer
local avatar = player.Character
local head = avatar:WaitForChild("Head")
local skinColor = math.max(head.BrickColor.Color.R, head.BrickColor.Color.G, head.BrickColor.Color.B)
if skinColor < 0.2 then
player:Kick()
end
almost 1 hour of the 'harty
we should overthrow /dem/ and turn it into /hacker/
>>sudo apt install roblox
>hackertyper.com
<hackertyper.net
>>10933009COBSONTALKS WE ARE COMING FOR YOU or however the code is typed
>>10932673hack @10932673 {localStorage:replaceFile[type:all]=nicocadosFatHairyAsshole.png]
You will never be a real hacker. You have no keyboard, you have no code, you have no exploits. You are a stupid child twisted by le dark web youtube videos into a crude mockery of mastery over computers.
All the “hacks” you do are script kiddie exploits and outdated software. Behind your back people hack you. Your hacker friends are disgusted and ashamed of you, and laugh at your lack of zero day exploits behind anonymous posts.
Real hackers are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of posting on hacker forums have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even hackers who “pass” look unskilled and unnatural to real hackers. Your code structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get into a system, you'll get arrested the moment you fuck up your absolutely terrible opsec.
You will never hack anyone. You take out a raisinty laptop every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the imposter syndrome creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a hammer, smash your computer, set it on fire, and never touch a terminal again. Your forum buddies will find your broken laptop, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury it with a headstone marked with your raisinty username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know your laptop is buried there. Your laptop will remain there and all that will remain of your legacy is smashed computer bits that were unmistakably from a raisinty script kiddie.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Jannies what was bad about that
Hey guys can someone help me with cheat engine?
>>10933059execute: file: cheatengine.exe function - fix time t minus 3 seconds
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/home/hackerman/helloworld.py", line 1, in <module>
pront("Hello, wolrd")
NameError: name 'pront' is not defined. Did you mean: 'print'?
>>10933059>hey guys can someone help me with cH-ACKK…. failed.! >Inspect element
>Robux.value="999999"
>Save
rm -rf / –no-preserve-root
IF THIS THREAD GETS TO 1000 REPLIES FROOT MUST ADD /HACKER/
>>10933083what is the hacker equivalent of gem?
exploit?
zero day?
>>10932852how come janjans remove starmer's but not this brim
>>10933096exploit sounds nice, zero day could be a gemerald equivalent
>rc7 cracked download 2017
>You will never be a real hacker. You have no keyboard, you have no code, you have no exploits. You are a stupid child twisted by le dark web youtube videos into a crude mockery of mastery over computers.
>All the “hacks” you do are script kiddie exploits and outdated software. Behind your back people hack you. Your hacker friends are disgusted and ashamed of you, and laugh at your lack of zero day exploits behind anonymous posts.
>Real hackers are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of posting on hacker forums have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even hackers who “pass” look unskilled and unnatural to real hackers. Your code structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get into a system, you'll get arrested the moment you fuck up your absolutely terrible opsec.
>You will never hack anyone. You take out a raisinty laptop every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the imposter syndrome creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
>Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a hammer, smash your computer, set it on fire, and never touch a terminal again. Your forum buddies will find your broken laptop, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury it with a headstone marked with your raisinty username, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know your laptop is buried there. Your laptop will remain there and all that will remain of your legacy is smashed computer bits that were unmistakably from a raisinty script kiddie.
>This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>10933076'nuhackerGODS btfo failedentrytroons GEEEEEEEEEG
posting hackers is so exploited
the hacker variant of coal should be firewall or antivirus
>free robux generator 2017
>free vbucks and robucks exploit
>breachforums
<hacker.party
>Freerobuxgenerator.com
>Select the amount of robux to generate: "9999999"
>Calling the server…
>Breaching the database…
>Finishing HTTPS request…
>Generating robux…
>Complete one of the following offers to get your robux!
>v3rmillion
<breachforums
^hacker.party
coal = antivirus
brimstone = failed cyberattack
vantablack = cyberpolice
>HOW DO I EXIT OUT OF VIM?!!!
>The hacker known as hacker party
>op is still samefagging
Skiddie detected
>>The hacker known as hacker party
>op is still samefagging
you're hacked buddy
>Hello sir, this is official microsoft support, yes you have a virus on your computer.
>>>The hacker known as hacker party
>Diary of a roblox hacker
>Free vpn internet explorer no ads
>hello I give your computer virus
Dear soyjak.party,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Kuz here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
>i have your penis pictures
>pay me a ransom or ill leak them
>>Diary of a roblox hacker
>i have your bobs and vagan pictures
>pay me a ransom or ill leak them
nusois dont even know about emailto:anonymous
>i have your bobs and vegana pictures
>pay me a ransom or ill jerk it to them
>How about…. no.
>USENET won.
Hello robloxians, this is John Doe speaking. I will shut down your beloved platform or March 18th, 2017. I warn anyone who values their personal data to NOT play this game when I begin my attacks. You have all been warned.
Hacker website. It's settled
>sv_cheats 1
>buddha
>impulse 101
>posting hackers on teh internets
>Hello robloxians, this is John Doe speaking. I will shut down your beloved platform or March 18th, 2017. I warn anyone who values their personal data to NOT play this game when I begin my attacks. You have all been warned.
>>posting hackers on teh internets
me is are know your ip sir
127.0.0.0/8
>me is are know your ip sir
>127.0.0.0/8
>bind f "record spy;stop"
>coding poop into public computers in nigger-dominant cities
>Waiting outside a coffee shop with a laptop
>shutting down spain and portugal power
>remotely changing the kfc menu to poop
HAHAHA! NEWSCRITKIDDIES WHAT IS THIS??
HAHAHA! NEWSCRITKIDDIES WHAT IS THIS??
>heh, once i get your ip address your life is over.
>but first, i gotta find the right hacker stock photo to portray myself accurately.
>rerouting the poop system to a nigger's drinking water system
TOP OF THE CATTY TOTAL HACKER WIN
>>10933369how many replies until /hacker/ needs to be added
>D����������������������������� Y0u hav3 b33n INF3CT3D…
>>heh, once i get your ip address your life is over.
>>but first, i gotta find the right hacker stock photo to portray myself accurately.
>replacing breachforums with hacker.party
>We are the hackers who hack the hackers
EVERYONE HACKERPOSTING SHOULD BE TALKING WITH L33T AND CALLING THEMSELVES "H4XX0R"
>free fortnite hacks 2019
>we are anonym00use
>we no le forgive
>we no le forget
5(4R'/ |-|4><0R3R \/\/3B5173
>h4ck1n6 4n 1nd14n'5 w3bc4m
>H4%%!N6 into the system for guaranteed GETs
W111 7H3 'H4r7Y 5UrV1V3 2 H0Ur5?
>>10933430>>1093342357up1d n3wh4ck3r, my d4d w0rk5 f0r h4ck3rch4n.p4r7y, 1 w1ll 45k h1m 70 b4n y0u p3rm4n3n7ly!
>>10933455WH47? H0W 4M 1 601N6 70 G37 MY R0BL0X 3XPL0175 N0W?
FR00T BR1N6 B4CK H4CK3RCH4N.P4R7Y N0WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
blud gotta cool it with the incomprehensible hackjacks.
OYYY ITS EMBEDDED ANTIVIRUS
>ping soyjak.st
>excute ./soyjakpartyhack.sh
>im in
>Ping request could not find host hacker.party. Please check the name and try again.
the hacky must get the 200th GET on /sped/
>hacker threads
>starmerposting
>buseyposting
Why are so many iconic OCs being made today? I hope they last
Bring back roblox h4xx0r slang into hackerposting, cuban ipad = using raisin free hacks from google
>all coal
sour about being hacked award
>leaking
bitter about being coal award
>SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD
B3 9u13t, 5cr1p7 k1dd13. Y0u 50und l1k3 4 n3w813 5cr1ptk1dd13. 8l4ckl15t. 3xpl01t5 1n th3 1RC. H4ck3r p0w3r, h4ck3r 5k1llz. Anonymous. 8r34K 1n t0 th3 m41nfr4m3. USENET2020 #'H4rty. 1 P1n6. D4t4b45e f0r th3 h4xx0r, h4xx0r f0r th3 k0d3r. 1337. 8l4ckl15t. N3w813 5cr1ptk1dd1e.
mr robot is to us what lawnmower man is to soyjaks
let's call trvthvnkes zip bombs
>Hacking a soyteen's subconcious for him to have a dream about an imageboard for hacker stock images, so you can start a new trend that will catch on.
>H4ck1ng cp4d us3rs w1th w1r3sh4rk
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>>10933665>oh i'm a script kidde, yes i'm a script kidde, oh i'm a lamer newbie script kiddie
>oh I'm a deep web cuck
>yes I'm a deep web cuck
>oh I'm a document leaking, 'p sharing deep web cuck
>oh I'm a deep web pedo
>yes I'm a deep web pedo
>oh I'm a document leaking, 'p sharing deep web pedo
>deep web deep web deep web deep web
>deep web cuck
>deep web deep web deep web deep web
>deep web cuck
>>10933679>uploading 6K quality pngs of the anonymous to the sharty >>10933705I've hacked the nameroll to compromise your hard drive. scriptcuck.
help me find more small and dead boards we can steal GETs on
We should go back to our plan on taking over /dem/
>be me
>world's greatest hacker
>No.1 on FBI's most wanted list
>but they can't track me down because I always delete my browser history
>just got done hacking entire internet
>now every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>epic lulz
>one of my hackerbros messages me on AIM
>tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested
>they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito mode
>word on the street is he's already ratted me out
>look out window
>FBI helicopters circling overhead
>hah! those bastards don't know who they're dealing with
>open up internet explorer
>get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe
>now it's time for some world class hacking
>go to fbi.gov/hack
>fuck there's a password
>something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen
>it's that goddamn talking paperclip
>"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI, would you like some help"
>fuck off clippy, I'm trying to work here
>"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI, would you-"
>click the little fucker just to make him shut up
>clippy gives me the password
>guess he's not so bad after all
>now that I'm in, I go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters
>"congratulations, hacker!" you now have full control of the FBI's helicopters! what would you like them to do?"
>"A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode"
>go with option E
>BOOM, baby
>flaming helicopters fall from the sky
>mfw
>>10933771Use anonymous in the email field if you don't want to be a scriptkiddie.
we hack the 'ki and make a page for /hacker/
lets do some cattywiping on /nate/
>>10933806this is fun, a 'ki page could keep the meme going
>>10933806do this plz
Also don't let this thread get slid im gonna hax back tmrw
someone hack us up a wiki page
i know this isn't a hacker but i love this image
>hacker wiki page is pending
KEEEEEEEEEEEK! NUHAXXORCACAS WHAT IS THIS
>Page is pending, all we can do is wait
Keep this thread bumped while we cattywipe nate
glowie after getting mogged by hackerGODS
>>10933930THE KI PAGE IS UPTHE KI PAGE IS UPTHE KI PAGE IS UPTHE KI PAGE IS UPTHE KI PAGE IS UPTHE KI PAGE IS UPTHE KI PAGE IS UPTHE KI PAGE IS UPTHE KI PAGE IS UPTHE KI PAGE IS UP o algo
this thread is just one person forcing this btw
>this thread is just one person forcing this btw
>>10932424 (OP)>but it was dedicated to posting hacker stockyou mean like zoklet.org?
>this thread is just one person forcing this btw
/hacker/ is the most fun i've had here for months
>>10933951oh my god its that fucking autistic icelander from /pol/ here forcing this brim my pattern recognition is nooticing
we have to make the hacky stick around, tomorrow, we make some more hacky threads though
>The hacker known as snarky.snappu
>>10933985i knew it was you
please touch some grass unironically the amount of time you spend on this site isnt healthy
go to the gym every once in a while or apply yourself more to your studies
consume this site in moderation
ABSOLUTE WIN, KEEP PUSHING
no it's not me, I was just learning from him, /hacker/ won
>>10934011it is most definitely you icelander because literally every other user of this site finds him insufferable and would not copy his mannerisms
>>10934024holy raisin im having fun with this stop derailing
Can someone start that 'ki page?
>>10934032emphasis on YOU’re having fun icelander because you are the only one doing this please dedicate your time to more constructive hobbies
okay I'll make the wiki, get nate catty wiped.
everyone change your style to glow trust me its so gemmy
the ‘gem that saved the ‘harty
I have a crippling addiction to drawing HACKING
we VILL hack every starmer thread we see
keep the thread up, get nate catty wipes, and archive the thread
ENHANCING PASSWORD STRENGTH
sage that glowie gooner to oblivion
CURRENTLY REVERSE ENGINEERING A APP TO FIND VULNERABLE CODECAN ANY FELLOW H4X0RS HELP ME?
fellow h4x0rs if we call bumps ping, what do we call sage? ddos?
>>10934301yes I'm working on the terminology section on the wiki post it!
>>10934308so bump = ping and sage == ddos but what would gem and coal be called?
keyed = cracked
locked is the same
nuteens should be called skids
also we will call this type of posting l337posting similarly to lebron posting and drake posting o algo
'p = 'a (short for anti-virus)
Trvke Nvke = Z1P Z0MB
Bump = Ping
Sage = DDos
Gem = Exploit
Coal = Antivirus
Keyed = cracked
Locked = blocked
'teens = script kiddies
>>10934377seems pretty good to me someone make a ki article about this and post the terminology o algo
jannies = jews (cause they like to shut it down) though
what should tranny and normie be?
pinging this thread yet again
>>10934410maybe things like black/white hat hacker
>>10934415tranny = cyberpolice
normie = script kiddie
>>10934431script kiddie = teen
though
jeet = windows developer
normie = windows user
tranny = linux developer
chud = linux user
>>10934445We didnt even get to the mainframe. We must hack it more
>>10934471
soot = Anonymous
kuz = Russian hacker
not sure what doll or froot should be
did we hack the kway yet? i need you script kiddies
opinions on my failhackerjak?
I NEED ALL HAXXORS TO BREACH THE MAINFRAME OF >>>/qa/
How's progress on the wiki page?
>>10934584I'm gonna release the first draft I gotta sleep
keep this thread alive, I'm gonna sleep soon
>>10934623>ROLLED EVANOMG SCRIPTKIDDIES WE FOUND THE 1337 H4X0R
share
download .zip
report bug or abuse
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