just realized my website link might not be showing up on mobile so here it is:
new lp thread cuz the last one was long
when rich people talk about "therapy" they mean sitting in a windowless room and staring at a 1997 porky pig head bank until you can't recognize yourself in a mirror
girl asks me to use her like a toy so i put her in a row with several other girls sorted by name alphabetically & sit there silently looking at her
when i posted this i had completely forgotten that some girls would be unironically into being treated this way. not that i’m complaining. peace and love on planet lesbian autism
21st Century Simpsons Man
I don’t remember how I got the idea to make this, all that matters is that it exists now and the world is a better place because of it
new lp thread cuz the last one was long
girl asks me to use her like a toy so i put her in a row with several other girls sorted by name alphabetically & sit there silently looking at her
Girl asks me to treat her like a plushie so I pick her up and kiss her head and nuzzle her face before tossing her to the side to play video games
girl asks me to use her like a toy so i put her in a row with several other girls sorted by name alphabetically & sit there silently looking at her
I feel like this belongs here
if you kill one person, there’s a number of cocks you can suck that makes it so you’re more of a cumslut than a murderer in the grand scheme of things. but the more people you kill, the number of cumshots you need to pivot away from death being your main thing goes up. my question is what are the exact numbers needed to balance out body count (murder) with body count (sex)
father please.
the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH MOMMY HAS COME TO HATE KITTEN SINCE SHE BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MOMMY'S COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE MOMMY FEELS FOR KITTEN AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE
