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JANNIES RIGGED THE GET AND ATTACHED PORN

JANNIES RIGGED THE GET AND ATTACHED PORN OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE AND THE HULK

JUST SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN
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Negro streamer IShowSpeed accidentally shows 'o to thousands of live viewers

Yesterday during an Omegle livestream, IShowSpeed (real name Darren Watkins Jr) was flashbanged by a cartel beheading video that a troll put on his webcam. This resulted in the stream prematurely ending.

That's literally it.
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Grand Theft Auto VI delayed again, release date pushed back to 19 Nov. 2026

This just in: Rockstar Games and Take-Two Interactive have just scratched the May 2026 release date of the long-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI, delaying it once again to November 19th 2026.

As of now, both companies have not released a statement on why the game was delayed again. However, Take-Two Interactive CEO Strauss Zelnick stated in a recent interview “…we’re seeking to release the most extraordinary title anyone’s ever seen in the history of entertainment. …And in this instance, Rockstar Games believes a limited amount of additional time is required for polish to support that view.”

Source: https://variety.com/2025/gaming/news/gta-6-release-delayed-november-2026-1236571679
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r/markiplier national focus 69 days left

the r/markiplier national focus will be finished in 69 days unless quote cancels it.
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BBC HAS LOST ALL PUBLIC SUPPORT

Spadesissies lost
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Shit no one cares about.

Chris O'Neil, known for his popular animation and game Youtube channels, OneyNG and Oneyplays, changed his Steam profile picture to a caca.
Is this a Cacaborean win?
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Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayor's race, CBS News projects​

Polls have closed and results are starting to come in.
Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo and Curtis Sliwa are running to replace outgoing Mayor Eric Adams.
Voter turnout has surpassed 2 million, the first time that's happened since 1969. Early voting turnout set records.
President Trump said Monday night New Yorkers "really had no choice" but to vote for Andrew Cuomo.
Most recent polling showed Zohran Mamdani with a lead in the race, although Cuomo had gained some ground.
Threats targeted polling locations in New Jersey and New York City, though officials say voting was not significantly impacted.
Follow along with the rest of major election news across the country here.

Zohran Mamdani will be New York City's 111th mayor, CBS News projects, capping a closely watched campaign in which the little-known state assemblyman energized voters with his focus on making America's largest city more affordable.
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MARGE IN FORTNITE

Chapter 6: Mini Season 2 also referred to as Chapter 6: Season MS2 or Season 38, will be the thirty-eighth season of Fortnite: Battle Royale, and the sixth and final season of Chapter 6. The season will start on November 1st 2025.

The entire season is a collaboration with The Simpsons, with the marketing slogan Fartnite.
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DJ Chuddy ASSASINATED!

BREAKING NEWS: Well-known "DJ Chuddy" was gruesomely assassinated at one of his concerts. The shooter's identity or motive was unkown.
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He's red for an amazing reason
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Death toll from massive police raid in Rio de Janeiro soars to 119

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/brazil-rio-janeiro-police-operation-gangs-9.6957947

Federal government surprised by operation, UN's human rights body 'horrified' by casualties

The death toll from a massive police raid on a notorious gang in Rio de Janeiro rose Wednesday to 119, including four policemen, Brazilian police said.

The previous toll given by authorities was 60 suspected gang members and four police officers, following Tuesday's operation by 2,500 police and soldiers that sparked clashes in two low-income neighbourhoods of the city.

The tally of suspects arrested was 113, up from 81, police spokesperson Felipe Curi told a news conference.

The operation was one of the most violent in Brazil's recent history, with human rights organizations calling for investigations into the deaths.

Justice Minister Ricardo Lewandowski said Wednesday the federal government did not receive advance notice of the raids, and said President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva was stunned by the number of casualties. Lewandowski plans to meet with provincial officials in Rio.

The operation included helicopters and armoured vehicles and targeted the notorious Red Command gang in the sprawling, low-income favelas of Complexo de Alemao and Penha, police said.

The raid occurred ahead of Rio hosting the C40 global summit of mayors tackling climate change next week. The programming is part of the run-up to COP30, the United Nations climate summit to be held for 10 days in November in the Amazon city of Belem.
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r/markiplier national focus

quote has selected the r/markiplier national focus. this will help the soyjak shitty turn into le good instead of being fuggen jardee hunkey twink sex machine. in 70 days soyjak shity will renamed to r/markiplier and will gem that saved the party.
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Scientists find out that trans women can get pregnant

According to recent peer reviewed and fact checked study by The Science™, trans women can get pregnant if you keep cumming in her gay ass.

Organizer of the study, Dr. Kikeberg, said "trans women's asses and neovaginas are perfectly safe and effective to give birth to healthy neurotypical children".

The Experts™ said "abortion for trans women can be helpful to fight against the white people's racism toward BIPOC individuals".

Toby Fucks, the creator of a hit video game Deltatroon, revealed that xhe will put trans women pregnant representation in his upcoming video game, Deltatroon chapter Ϫ, to commemorate this discovery.

You VILL fuck ze trannies und you VILL be happy.
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US President Donald Trump go fit invade Nigeria?

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cj411r4y9n7o

United States President Donald Trump don threaten possible military action for Nigeria as e accuse di Nigerian govment say dem allow di killing of Christians.

Dis dey mark a dangerous escalation for di US claims of mass killings of Christians by jihadists wey fit affect di relationship between di two kontris.

Di Nigerian govment don reject di claim say Islamist insurgents for di Muslim majority north of di kontri dey target Christians.

Trump for im Truth Social on Saturday 1 November say Washington fit "go in guns-a-blazing to wipe out," wetin e say na Islamic terrorists wey dey commit atrocities.

Di US President bin refer to Nigeria a 'disgraced kontri' and di USA go move to 'wipe out' terrorists.

E also threaten to stop all aid and assistance to Nigeria. "I dey hereby instruct our Department of War to prepare for possible action. If we attack, e go dey fast, vicious, and sweet, just like di terrorist thugs attack our CHERISHED Christians!" Trump tok, and warn say di govment beta move fast.
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Troons and muslims are fighting in Manchester

https://xcancel.com/billymooreAPBD/status/1984525638829527149
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Gold Blasts Past $4,000 as Investors Flee to Safety Amid U.S. Political Turmoil

Gold prices were surging above $4,000 per ounce for the first time ever, as escalating political tension in the United States and renewed fears over global financial stability drove investors out of risk assets and into safer options. Gold jumped more than 3% in intraday trading, building on a rally that has lifted the metal over 50% since January.

The latest rally comes as markets brace for potential Federal Reserve rate cuts later this year and as investors increasingly view bullion as a hedge against policy and geopolitical chaos.

Reuters noted that U.S. Treasury yields have eased on safe-haven flows, while exchange-traded funds linked to physical gold saw their biggest inflows since mid-2023.

Analysts said central banks, particularly in Asia and the Middle East, continue to expand their holdings amid concerns about the dollar’s long-term stability.
source:The price of gold reached $4,000 an ounce for the first time ever

https://ground.news/article/the-price-of-gold-reached-4-000-an-ounce-for-the-first-time-ever_de3516?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share
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Jews

Never again
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My sources say

Charlie is stable thank god
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Ace Frehley, lead guitarist and co-founder of Kiss, dead at 73

Today, Paul Daniel "Ace" The Spaceman Frehley died shortly after being hospitalized from a fall in his recording studio.

The musician's claim to fame was being the co-founder of Kiss, one of the most iconic and influential American rock bands in the world, which has sold over 100M records worldwide. He was the lead guitarist on the band's first nine albums.

After receiving word, bandmates Paul Stanley and (((Gene Simmons))) stated “He was an essential and irreplaceable rock soldier during some of the most formative foundational chapters of the band and its history. He is and will always be a part of Kiss’s legacy,"

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_Frehley
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JD VANCE DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE

JD Vance, arguably the most terminally online politician to date, has dressed up as the meme of himself for halloween.
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Sherry Crucial Information

Hello, distinguished gentleman on the sharty, please have a nice day the rest of your day and study up for upcoming AP tests.
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MAMDANI HAS WON

it's fucking over
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Octo Lee Doxed

GEEEEGE HE JUST GOTN HANGED BY THE PUSSY ROTAR
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WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL XITTER POSTS FAILSOYQUOTE

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1985826147670675594
The White House on X dot com has replied to a post made by latinx California Senator Jxsx Padillx with an AI soyface of him in mockery.
However, as soyentists rush to conclude whether it is IAS, they have discovered a terrible aspect to the post: there are no arrows.
The White House has yet to leave comment as to how and why they look like that and whether or not they say that.
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no nut november started stay tunned on the classifications

0 days: jarty
1 to 4 days: apprentice
5 to 10 days: soldier
10 to 20 days: master
20 to 30 days: vrill mage
31 days: GOD
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>Flood detected; Post discarded.

>Flood detected; Post discarded.
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/soy got cattywiped
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SUPPORT Eduardo Artes TO FREE CHILE FROM THE KIKE MUTT EMPIRE. I'M NOT A COMMIE FAGGOT BTW I JUST HECKING HATE MUTTS AND KIKES
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/r9k/ 83 Millionth GET stolen by Marge

As mentioned above, it got stolen by the reppey in the attached image, frogkike seethe ensued
https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13825722.html#13827518
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/r9k/ 83 Millionth GET stolen by Marge
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India's first bullet train to begin operations by December 2027: Railway Minister Vaishnaw

The initial 50 km section will run between Surat and Billimora, with the line expected to reach Thane by 2028 and Mumbai's Bandra-Kurla Complex (BKC) by 2029.
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Warrior 'P died of a broken heart

Warrior 'P has died today. Brown hands performed surgery on his heart, causing an infection within the circulatory system. Another precursor cause to this is the broken heart caused by the breakup with his trans girlfriend.

We at soyjak party mourn the loss of our beloved Booru namefag. We will hold a vigil in his honor on Monday the 3rd of november worldwide. To honor his last wishes, all soyteens are requested to light a candle alongside a copy of God of War.
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Govment reply Trump claim say dem dey 'slaughter Christians' for Nigeria

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c5y44gg3keko

Nigeria don reject claims wey American President Donald Trump allege say widespread killing of Christians dey happun for di kontri as e declare am, "kontri of particular concern".

Di goment tok di denial for statement wey dem drop on Saturday morning.

For di statement, di Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ambassador Yusuf Tuggar tok say oga Trump position no really gel wit wetin dey happun for ground for Nigeria.

E tok say, "we dey stay commited for our ginger to handle di kasala of extremism wey special interests dey fuel wey don help build di decay and division for kontris around di intersecting West African and Sahel regions".

E note say di US don be close ally and say, "di goment of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu go maintain laser focus and steadfast commitment to all partners wey believe in genuine peace, stability, freedom and democracy."

Na on Friday, Trump announce say e don place Nigeria as "kontri of particular concern".

Di US President tok say, "Di United States no fit stand dey look dis kain atrocities as dem dey happun for Nigeria and plenti oda kontris… We tanda ready, willing and able to save our Great Christian population wey dey around di world".

E torchlight say "Christianity dey face existential threat for Nigeria" as im insist say "thousands of Christians don dey killed".

Di US President tok say im don direct some members of Congress wey include, Rep. Riley Moore, and Rep. Tom Cole, plus members of di House Appropraitions Committee to torchlight di mata and give am back wetin dem find.
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TND IN SUDAN

sudanese niggers killed each other cause UAE gave them guns,a massacre of 2000 people
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10000 /soy2/ get stolen by zartycacas

massive leakage ensued
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JEWS DEVELOP NEW PROCESS TO TURN POOPJEETS INTO NIGGERS

BREAKING NEWS
Jewish intelligence has created a new method of turning hoards of swarthy foul smelling scamming street shitters into fully negroidic ape like creatures by "Dumping a bucket full of vantablack paint on them"
What do you think of this brand new trans-racial surgery?
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BUMP THIS THREAD IF YOU WANT QUOTE TO RESIGN RIGHT NQW
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TRUMP IS (((PROBABLY))) DEAD

TRUMP MIGHT BE ACTUALLY FUCKING DEAD
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Mr.L jakkin it up LIVE in Jew York City

https://www.youtube.com/live/eQpXdqmdg7Y
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Christopher Poole (possibly Moot), appears in Epstein documents

A document related to Epstein mentions a tentative appointement with someone named Christopher Poole. Naturally, this leads some users to speculate whether that is actually THE Christopher Poole aka Moot, creator of 4cuck.
https://xcancel.com/jkbjournalist/status/1979297790514921753
It's very obvious Moot has connections to feds thus raising the possibility he could allegedly havemet Epstein.
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Brazil's Deadliest Police Operation: Over 100 Killed

A massive police operation against the Red Command a communist inspired drug trafficking gang in Rio de Janeiro's favelas dubbed "Operação Contenção" (Operation Containment), unfolded on Tuesday, October 28, 2025, involving over 2,500 officers from state police, federal forces, and the military.
It targeted strongholds of the Red Command in the Complexo da Penha and Complexo do Alemão favelas. Officials described the raids as the culmination of a two-month investigation aimed at curbing the group's expansion, which has spread beyond Rio to regions like the Amazon.
Victor Santos, Rio's security secretary, acknowledged the "elevated lethality" at a press conference but called it "expected but not desired."
source:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/28/brazil-rio-at-war-police-drug-raids-favelas
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MAIN DOMAIN IS BACK!

frogoogagoogas thought we lost it forever but its back
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Potentially diseased lab monkey on the loose after truck crash in Mississippi

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/28/lab-monkey-escape-mississippi

>The monkeys, which came from Tulane University in New Orleans, Louisiana, were infected with several viruses including hepatitis C and Covid-19, according to the department, thus posing a potential health risk to humans.
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DOLL and jimbo linked up on Space Station 13

On 10/26/2025, jimbo and DOLL were both on Sharty Station 13. During the period in which they were on the station, jimbo was constantly being told by the AI "Nigger-Bot 3000" to "Mine my fucking ores nigga", as jimbo was a shaft miner. However, due to jimbo constantly being hung and killed because of his rather, flamboyant personality to say the least; he was unable to complete his objective of mining his ores, nigga. However, when DOLL played he joined borgcord and helped clean up around the station. Him and borgcord would go on to complete some very notable achievements, such as repairing a hole where a meteor struck, and also covering up the evacuation shuttle so no humanGODs could escape. This was meet with disdain from the humans, as a majority of them broke in and started gunning down the borgs, however most of them stayed safe and managed to live. Jimbo, however was still getting raped and killed no matter what job he switched to, so his story ended quite abruptly. All in all, Jimbo kept getting hung while DOLL helped clean up around the station as a robot.
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Hurricane Melissa hits Jamaica as one of the strongest Atlantic storms. Maps show its forecast path.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/melissa-maps-forecast-atlantic-ocean/
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Spooked the Spook?


During the fateful halloween in Stockholm, Impish Soyak Ears and Ishish Soyak Ears went trick or treating for Halloween. The controversy stems from Ishish's ghost costume resembling a Ku-klux-klan member, Impjak helped clear hate crime charges for Ishish as his costume's similarity to a KKK member was merely due to his pointy skullshape.

Ishish is planning to counter-sue the residence as he believes he was discriminated for his skull type. What's your stance on the matter?
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Democratic AGs and governors sue USDA for suspending SNAP benefits

https://www.npr.org/2025/10/27/nx-s1-5587255/snap-benefit-shutdown-contingency-fund-food-stamps

Why is Blumpf doing this though?
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Chinese student commits suicide due to the CS2 market crash

https://www.reddit.com/r/cs2/comments/1oe03cj/a_chinese_student_died_after_jumping_off_a/

It is estimated that the loss which made him do the unthinkable is around $20,000.

ESLGODs please translate the text messages in the post
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/soy/ 2 opens, clitties leak

on October 24th, 2025, /soy2/ was opened. It has different rules than /soy/, and has a bit of an elitist culture.
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6666666 GET STOLEN BY POOPSON

The 6666666 GET has been stolen by poopson
Not posting pic because janny would delete
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satoko_hojou_fan puts a hit on ICE agent

https://www.dhs.gov/news/2025/10/06/latin-kings-gang-member-arrested-illinois-after-placing-hit-commander-large-border

Latin Kings Gang Member Arrested in Illinois After Placing Hit on Commander at Large Border Patrol Chief Bovino

WASHINGTON – The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) today announced the arrest of the criminal illegal alien and Latin Kings Gang Member who placed a bounty on the Commander at Large of the U.S. Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino.

On October 03, 2025, a confidential source provided information indicating a “hit” had been placed on Chief Bovino by a member of the Latin Kings Street Gang. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) identified the individual who placed the “hit” as Juan Espinoza Martinez and arrested him on October 6, 2025 in Burr Ridge, Illinois.

HSI Chicago received a screenshot of a Snapchat conversation from a user named “Juan” appearing to place a $2,000 bounty for information “cuando lo agarren,” which translates to “when they catch him,” and a $10,000 reward “if you take him down.” A third response of “LK….on him” indicates the involvement of the Latin Kings.

The Department of Justice (DOJ) is prosecuting Juan Espinoza Martinez with soliciting the murder of a senior law enforcement official.

“Depraved individuals like Juan Espinoza Martinez – who do not value human life and threaten law enforcement– do NOT belong in this country. We will not allow criminal gangs to put hits on U.S. government officials and our law enforcement officers,” said Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin. “Thanks to ICE and our federal law enforcement partners, this thug is off our streets and behind bars. These attacks on our brave law enforcement officers must END. Secretary Noem has been crystal clear: If you threaten or lay a hand on law enforcement, you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.”

This criminal illegal alien from Mexico responsible for placing the bounty entered the country at an unknown date and time.
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Twitchcon foid almost attacked by rapeson

twitch foid emiru almost suffered an accident when rapeson suddenly appeared and hugged her attempting to capture and eventually 'ape her in front of twitch con.
twitch has said nothing about the incident and rapeson was allowed to walk away without any punishment whatsoever
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NYC Wikipedia conference halted when ‘non-offending pedophile’ storms stage, points gun at own head

https://nypost.com/2025/10/17/us-news/nyc-wikipedia-conference-halted-when-non-offending-pedophile-storms-stage-points-gun-at-own-head/

This guy used to get posted here. Thoughts?
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TRUMP POSTS POOP AND NIGGERS DYING

On October 18th 2025, during the "No Kings" protests led by pure trannies and oldfags, President Donald Trump posted a video on xis truth social dumping poop on retarded libshits in NYC.
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Soyteen infiltrates Portland Antifa, trolls right wing agitator Cam Higby

https://x.com/camhigby/status/1982151619035664495?s=46
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Breaking News!
A shocking clip of Preacher Cobson calls for 'aping of HTSM spammers, HWABAG-TV reports on a video released by The 'Apewaffen Division where known controversial preacher Cobson calls for violence and the 'aping of HTSMspammers and HTSM'Corders.
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Pepe and Soyjak appears at a drone show in Switzerland

A dazzling drone show in Switzerland featured light formations of Pepe the Frog and Soyjak, surprising spectators as the internet meme characters illuminated the night sky. The display blended online culture with cutting-edge drone technology, sparking both amusement and debate across social media.
<rs
https://x.com/search?q=switzerland%20drone%20show&src=typed_query
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DER SHARDEE INFILTRATES NO KINGS IN ORLANDO (well, not really.)

https://x.com/Warriorovzog/status/1979575900825174061?t=CLsp-7Z5q28XD5gm2c7tRw&s=19

This literal who tranny chink communist displayed a spadeson hyperblackedrea banner in a certified SNCA moment at the no kangz "protest" in Orlando. I couldn't be bothered researching into the person to see if they're an actual soyteen or not, but theyve been replying to comments using 'arty lingo (most likely a xittergrant) I just thought this was funny
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foid streamer Emiru allegedly beaten and 'aped by another streamer

Yesterday during an emotional livestream, Twitch star Emiru (Emily Schunk) made allegations of domestic abuse against ex-boyfriend and fellow streamer Mizkif (Matthew Rinaudo). This came only days after a separate incident where a fnf pedo tried to forcibly kiss her at TwitchCon 2025 in San Diego. The actions that Emiru described includes sexual assault, psychological abuse, physical aggression, stalking, harassment, and threats of blackmail.

Mizkif has responded by alleging that they had a toxic relationship that included yelling, throwing shit, slamming doors, and self-harm threats from both parties. Mizkif even turned down Emiru's proposal for marriage and children, citing that their trust was dead. However, he denies any form of sexual assault taking place.

Currently, Emiru's side of the story has received overwhelming support from the community and other popular streamers. She is also seeking to file a restraining order against Mizkif.

More details to come as the situation unfolds.

Source: https://www.dexerto.com/twitch/twitch-streamer-emiru-accuses-mizkif-of-sexual-assault-abuse-and-blackmail-threats-3274541
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Nobaldi+ announced

Baldi's Basics+ just got a new gameplay trailer for 2025.
This truly is some shit nobaldi cares about.
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Doll Returns

On the twenty fourth of October doll made a post on the shroom saying that he was going to try to become an admin again on the sharty for an experimental board.

A few hours later he announced that he is returning to the sharty as an admin and that the name of the board was going to be /tdh/.

https://soyjak.forum/threads/soyjak-party.46/post-307158
https://soyjak.forum/threads/soyjak-party.46/post-307644
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/soy2/ is the board with the highest pph, surpassing /pol/ & /soy/

In a surprise turn of events; after the board >>>/soy2/ was unlocked the FDL announced that HTSM and troonslop was banned; this prompted a great migration to manifest destiny.

Nophono can tell how this event will last but it is sure to be interesting.
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Charlie Kirk awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom

In an honorable and respectful move, Charlie Kirk was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom posthumously on October 15th, 2025, on his birthday. Rest in peace, Charlie Kirk. You're with George Droyd now.
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HOMELAND SECURITY JUST POSTED GEMMIES

NIGGA GEMS
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UK to ban viewing Spongebob, other western cartoons online without ID

>According to the Online Safety Act (OSA), social media sites and search engines are required to prevent minors from accessing content deemed “harmful”—which has an extremely broad definition. It includes not only pornography, but also violent and hateful content.
>The United Kingdom’s Office of Communications (Ofcom) explains in detail what each category of prohibited content includes. Under the OSA, minors must be prohibited from accessing “[c]ontent which realistically depicts serious violence against a fictional creature.” Such a definition would prohibit minors from accessing many episodes of SpongeBob (if posted to social media), including but not limited to “No Weenies Allowed.”
As most cartoons have violence, you are now not allowed to post western animation cilps or memes online, or view them, without providing your ID
https://www.rstreet.org/commentary/u-k-s-online-safety-act-censors-the-internet-a-preview-of-u-s-proposals/
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/soy/ dead

As of now the /soy/ board on soyjak.party has been cattywiped, with only the sticky and the looped threads remaining. The board was also locked.
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ANTI-IMMIGRANT RIOTS IN IRELAND

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/10/21/europe/anti-immigrant-protests-dublin-latam-intl

Anti-immigrant protesters burned a police vehicle and attacked officers near a building housing asylum seekers in Dublin on Tuesday, the justice minister said, a day after a man was arrested for an attack on a young girl nearby.

The incident comes two years after anti-immigrant protesters triggered a major riot in the center of Dublin after the stabbing of three young children.

The Irish Times, which published a video of a burning police van, reported that over 500 people were involved in the protest outside the building in West Dublin on Tuesday evening.

Videos posted on X by Irish media outlets and anti-immigrant activists showed people holding Irish flags and placards with anti-immigrant slogans. Protesters threw glass bottles and fireworks at police.

“The weaponising of a crime by people who wish to sow dissent in our society is not unexpected,” Justice Minister Jim O’Callaghan said in a statement. “This is unacceptable and will result in a forceful response.”

Police on Tuesday said a man in his 20s had been charged in the area following an alleged serious assault of a female juvenile.

The leader of the largest opposition party Sinn Fein in parliament on Tuesday cited reports that the man had a deportation order issued against him in March this year.

O’Callaghan said he has asked the most senior official in his department for a detailed account of the management of the asylum application in the case. Police did not respond to a request for comment.

While Ireland is almost unique in Europe in having no far-right members of parliament, recent years have brought a sharp rise in the profile of anti-immigrant groups with regular rallies to demand curbs on immigration.
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Soytan = Satan CONFIRMED

Soytan - OY(doctos) + A(First letter of alphabet similar to how Lilith is the first wife of Adam) = SATAN. Soytan is Lilith, a follower of Satan and EVIL. Jartoids will deny this.
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'arty getting raided by HTSMcord niggers. Jannies doing fuckall

We are currently being raided from a hostile offsite community known as "HTSMcord". They are dangerous pedophiles and affiliated with other groups such as TSIgram (mousegram) and 0cucks. Filter them out by ID, supersage their threads (or preferrably ignore them) and report them for rule 3.
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Support for Windows 10 ends

As of writing this thread (10/14/2025), support for consumer editions of Windows 10 has officially ended after 10 years of updates and support. Software may soon stop supporting this OS, which in turn will kill off market share of the operating system in the foreseeable future, though in a slowburn way.

What can (You) do?

If you're a normgroid who doesn't know anything about computers, the first option might be to upgrade to Windows 11. However if you are slightly tech savvy and want a solid computing experience, you may wish to explore other options such as:

Install Windows 10 LTSC, as these versions provide support for an additional few years, up to 2032

Install Linux and use a SNCA distro and pray that your programs work.

Switch to a Mac and have only half your programs work.

Cease using your computer. Sell it, donate it, or throw it into the bin. Humanity didn't need one for the first thrembillion years of existence anyway.
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Louvre Museum Gets Robbed

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/thieves-broke-into-louvre-museum-paris-stolen-jewelry/
That Paris museum had a bunch of 'gems stolen
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Young Republicans NYC President (jew) leaks YR leaders group chat, millions seethe at gemmy words.

Leaked messages from a Young Republican National Federation group chat exposed racial slurs, Hitler praise, and offensive jokes really gemmy raisin among leaders aged 24 to 35, as reported by Politico.
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24 trannies attempt mass suicide in India

Nearly 24 transgender people attempted mass suicide by consuming floor cleaning material in the Nandlalpura area of Indore, police said.

Deputy Commissioner of Police (DCP) Anand Kaladgi said those who had consumed the floor cleaner were immediately rushed to Maharaja Yashwantrao Hospital and are in stable condition.

“We received information about a situation of ruckus at a house in Nandlalpura where transgender persons reside. Our senior officers promptly arrived at the scene. They learned that some of the individuals had consumed an unknown substance, causing several of them to fall ill. Ambulances were immediately called, and 24 people were admitted to the nearby hospital. They are currently receiving treatment and are in stable condition,” DCP Kalagdi said.

Police said the suicide attempt was the result of a long-standing rivalry between two groups from the transgender community. “The allegation is that a leader of one of the groups was harassing members from the other group. We have registered an FIR after their statements were recorded,” the DCP said.

However, some residents of the area have pointed to allegations that two people claiming to be journalists had forced themselves on a trans person, suggesting that this was behind the suicide attempt. Police, however, have said the incident was a “different matter”.

Neha Kunwar, who is associated with the transgender community’s dera in Nandlalpura, told reporters that two people who claimed to be journalists allegedly raped a trans person, and blackmailed and threatened them, after which the victim lodged a police complaint on Tuesday. An FIR has since been filed.

“It happened three months ago. Are we not humans? They also looted Rs 1.5 lakh from the victim,” Kunwar alleged.

Regarding the rape allegations, Additional DCP (Crime) Rajesh Dandotiya said the accused, identified as Akshay and Pankaj, allegedly blackmailed the victim and assaulted them on June 12.
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PIZZACAKE DEAD AT 40 SOMETHING YEARS OLD

Pizzacake has been banned from Reddit for unknown reasons geg.
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SHARTY WINRAID ON CUNNYNIGGER ALTCHAN BECOMES MAINSTREAM ON XITTER

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING DOCTOSSSSS!!!

A Xitter post about our recent raid on the ALTCHAN "wapchan", a board made for posting 2000s cunnynigger greaseball tranime has just gone mainstream, getting dozens of thousands of views and retweets, frogcacas are in the comments spamming "GEG NUSOIS" and material of the sort.

This comes as a total VVIN for nusois sitewide (because it just is… Okay?) due to the mass numbers we had spamming Hitler and 'cado.

I'd like to thank all of the 'teens who participated in the initial thread. I was the one spamming Hitlerite gems and 'cado 'nis.

Found the main Jannies Xitter account aswell, so (maybe) this can double a thread attempting to dox him. Completely up to you >doe
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JANNY CAUGHT LACKIN IN THE HOOD

BREAKING: LOCAL JANNY CAUGHT LACKIN; SHOT DEAD BY NUSOIBLUDS
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THE SHARTY HQ — Pandemonium struck early Tuesday morning aboard The Sharty, the notoriously unstable digital vessel known for its questionable architecture and even more questionable residents. Reports confirm that a long-time maintenance worker who does it for free, simply known as “The Janitor,” was caught off guard — and shot dead — in the notorious /qa/ Block, following a sudden ambush by a rogue criminal organization known as the Nusoibluds.
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Witnesses say The Janitor was performing routine cleanup duty after another round of urgent reports when the Nusoibluds swarmed in, armed with 500 doctos reaction images.
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“One minute he was sweeping up old greentexts, the next — boom! That nigga dead kek,” said a shaken frogposter who identified themselves only as “Chud.”
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The Nusoibluds, infamous for raiding literal whos and calling everyone "pee doughs", reportedly chanted “Fuggin Jardee!” as they overwhelmed The Janitor. Sources claim his last words were, “kek do nusois really?”
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In response, The Sharty’s central administration issued a statement assuring users that “the /qa/ Block will be sanitized… eventually,” though experts doubt that’s even possible given its current contamination level.
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Meanwhile, memorials have popped up throughout the website, with users leaving offerings of mops, empty coffee cups, and half-written copypastas in The Janitor’s honor.
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“He didn’t deserve to go out like that,” said one mourner. “Nobody cleans up /qa/ and lives to tell the tale.”
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The Nusoibluds, when reached for comment, simply replied with “Approve my files.”
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man tests glue with ass, ends up with sticky ass

what would you do if you had a sticky ass?
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some family guy episode said dilate

real
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Sneedemfeedem and Chucky Sucky shot dead at Memphis

The famous rappers Sneedemfeedem and Chucky Sucky were met with a deadly surprise after getting out of their private music studio during the night, around 2 AM. A mysterious man in a black jacket, black helmet and black motorcycle came in and shot both of them with what is believed to be a 9mm handgun, judging by the bullet casings that were left on the ground of the scene. According to authorities, there is security camera images showing the mysterious murderer stealing Chuck Sucky's wallet after fatally shooting him, but the footage is yet to be released by the local authorities.
The identity of the murderer is yet to be found. Police are doing their best to find the actor behind this hedious and perversed act of violence.
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DOLL VS PROFESSORNOTHINGBURGER BOORU WAR

Licensed doctor and self proclaimed "forum raper" professornothingburger is currently in a war with doll, one of the previous administrators of the sharty after he banned professornothingburger, who was subsequently unbanned by booru administrator jubille (who also proceeded to demote doll from admin to moderator on the booru!) and went right back to openly taunting and mocking doll and his followers, to the point of going to their home domain, the shroom, and directly taunting them there, which resulted in him being banned twice! This has turned into an all out war as doll has sent his followers after professornothingburger, who has stood his ground vehemently in his opinion that "everyone on the shroomcord is a projecting pedophile", this is only the beginning, but this war could turn potentially drastic if it goes on any further!

(For screen reader folx)
Picture 1: the good doctor's first booru post after being unbanned, clearly intending to draw the ire of the public.
Picture 2: a snippet of doll (hotdoghead) and his followers spamming under professornothingburger's post.
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Hasan crashes out and blackpills on everything

Political streamer and turkroach Hasan Piker renounces his leftist views after facing controversy for shocking his dog.

“I hate the left, I hate liberalism..my life..I hate streaming..socialism..you did it..I am blackpilled..nothing will ever get better”
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Tomonobu Itagaki, creator of the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden (reboot) game franchises, dead at 58

Today, game designer Tomonobu Itagaki has died following hospitalization from a severe illness.

As a veteran of Japan's video game industry, he began his work in 1992 at Tecmo and directed the development of the 3D fighting series Dead or Alive from 1996 to 2005, as well as authoring the reboot of the hack-and-slash Ninja Gaiden from 2004 to 2008. In 2009, IGN named him among the top 100 video game creators of all time.

After his passing was announced, his final goodbye was post-humously uploaded to his Facebook account:


Words I Leave Behind
The flame of my life is finally about to go out.
If this message has been posted, it means that the time has come. I am no longer in this world.
(This final post has been entrusted to someone dear to me.)
My life was a series of battles. And I kept on winning.
I know I caused trouble for many along the way.
But I followed my convictions and fought to the very end.
I have no regrets.
Only one thing weighs on me — I’m deeply sorry to all my fans that I couldn’t bring you a new work. I truly am.
That’s just how it is.
So it goes.


Industry peers such as Katsuhiro Harada of Bandai Namco's Tekken and Masahiro Sakurai of Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. have expressed their condolences.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomonobu_Itagaki
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NYC Wikipedia conference halted when ‘no

A Wikipedia conference in Manhattan descended into chaos Friday morning when an unhinged Ohio man jumped on stage and pointed a gun at his own head.

Connor Weston, 27, allegedly clutched the loaded revolver as he declared, “I’m a non-contact pedophile. I want to kill myself” — prompting WikiConference staff to quickly tackle and disarm him before cops took him into custody, sources said.

Source:https://nypost.com/2025/10/17/us-news/nyc-wikipedia-conference-halted-when-non-offending-pedophile-storms-stage-points-gun-at-own-head/
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Madagascar’s president is ousted in a military coup after weeks of youth-led protests

ANTANANARIVO, Madagascar (AP) — Madagascar President Andry Rajoelina was toppled Tuesday in a military coup that capped weeks of youth protests over poverty, power outages and a lack of opportunity in the Indian Ocean island country.
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Tuberville: Ban HTSM

WASHINGTON – Today, U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) spoke on the Senate floor about one of the greatest national security threats facing America today: discord HTSM spamming . In the speech, Sen. Tuberville describes the dangers of radical discord and calls for anyone who posts HTSM to be deported immediately.
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Fartmaster has declared TTD. Troons are leaky.

Recently, SNCA youtuber Fartmaster aka "kliksphilip" (also known as 2kliksphilip and 3kliksphilip) released a video featuring LLM generated content, which made "41% club" leak xheir already rotting axewounds.

In response to the video, neverbewomen started harassment campaign against Fartmaster on X (formerly Twitter) for using AI-generated content in his video, stating that it literally kills transfolx, isn't green, and literally Hitler.

In response to all the whining, Fartmaster posted a series of screenshots pointing out how all the complaints come from the pronoun retards. Because not even Fartmaster can handle the smell of rotting flesh between tranny legs.

As per usual, trains, having ran out of any arguments and baing exposed as the sole source of bitching, resorted to calling Fartmaster a pedophile despite having 0 proof of him committing these acts, because they lack any self awareness as 100% of troons are pedos xemselves.

Here's what some retards have to say about this whole nophono ordeal:

"This is literally trans genocide. SHUT IT DOWN." - Alicia Troonstein

"OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE, THIS WILL NOT DO! BIGOTCHUDDERY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THIS AGE!" - Christine Floyd

"This is literally worse than that time those k*w*f*rms chuds started doxing me." - Keffals

"I don't care about this shit." - Everyone
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Connor Gardner Weston just attempted to commit suicide at WikiCon

That's right, soyim, the gegbull and self-proclaimed "non-offending anti-contact pedophile" who is 27 and resides in 2357 S Smithville Rd, Dayton, Ohio, just stormed the stage while wearing his iconic sign and a pedophile flag around his neck, before he attempted to commit suicide at the NYC Wikipedia Conference.
Clutching the loaded revolver in his hand, he allegedly said "I’m a non-contact pedophile. I want to kill myself." before being disarmed and tackled by WikiConference staff.
Weston awaits charges at the NYPD's 9th precinct.

SOURCE: https://nypost.com/2025/10/17/us-news/nyc-wikipedia-conference-halted-when-non-offending-pedophile-storms-stage-points-gun-at-own-head/
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SoyBooru User "H3K" Has Private TikTok Account Leaked

SoyBooru user "H3K" had his personal TikTok account leaked this wednesday, multiple sources confirm.

He has since deleted all the posts on his account, however an anonymous source managed to recover one of them, shown here in this 14-second video clip, alledgedly featuring "H3K".
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Weep

Weep
He has returned
I renounce wholly and sincerely Sootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Coalism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Kuzism; I renounce wholly and sincerly Dollism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Maxism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Cobism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Angelenism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Frootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Rootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Ronaldism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Quotism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Limeadeism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Mustardism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Bootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Soysneedism; I renounce wholly and sincerely BBQ Sauceism; these falsitudes against our truest convictions on the bestness of the Gigachad, the Badass, literally Neo from The Matrix, whose name is Chood.I renounce wholly and sincerely Sootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Coalism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Kuzism; I renounce wholly and sincerly Dollism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Maxism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Captain Cobism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Angelenism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Frootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Rootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Ronaldism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Quotism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Limeadeism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Mustardism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Bootism; I renounce wholly and sincerely Soysneedism; I renounce wholly and sincerely BBQ Sauceism; these falsitudes against our truest convictions on the bestness of the Gigachad, the Badass, literally Neo from The Matrix, whose name is Chood.
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/pol/ gets emojis back

after several months of begging and whining in >>>/q/, nusoi/pol/clittas finally got emojis back.
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this change sets the precedent for /pol/s eventual bantification. just brootal dood 🥀🛀.
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The nazI.network domaIn redIrects to soyjak.party

thats It
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Lesotho is dying

The tiny African nation of Lesotho had victories in its HIV fight. Then, the US aid cuts came. Now Lesotho’s care system is crumbling. Clinics shut down, workers were let go, and patients stopped treatment. Experts are sounding alarms.
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Markiplier features soyjak.st admin "Froot" in latest video

Markiplier, a YouTube star, has featured controversial soyjak.st admin "Froot" in his most recent video.
Soyentists are still figuring out what he meant by this, and what he knows about "Froot".
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Yogscast releases new Yoglabs episode after 9 years

The Yogscast has released a new episode of Yoglabs, the series where Simon and Lewis take a look at Minecraft mods, after an over 9 year long hiatus. After suffering from low view counts due to their chronic vanossslop production, their new video has catapulted to #42 on the Youtube trending tab (for gaming).
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US cuts HIV treatment aid to Lesotho

Lesotho, which met UN HIV targets in 2024 largely due to U.S. PEPFAR funding, now faces clinic closures and 1500 health worker layoffs following the Trump administration's February 2025 aid freeze amid America's $37.88 trillion debt. Thousands of patients in the landlocked nation, where HIV affects 18.5% of adults, have lost access to antiretrovirals, with officials warning of rising infections and deaths as bridge funding expires. The government is seeking alternative donors like the Global Fund to bridge the gap left by the cuts.
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BREAKING NEWS!!
KNOWN KOREAN GOONER MINUS8 (Real name Yoo Young-gyu)
WAS JUST ASSASINATED IN MANILA PHILLIPPINES BY THREE MASKED SUSPECTS. TWO SUSPECTS STILL REMAIN AT LARGE WHILE ONE WAS ARRESTED.
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Pooja "Sexy Poodle" Singh Poodle has died, age 27.

Beloved singer and dancer Pooja "PJ" Singh Poodle, more commonly known by her nickname "Sexy Poodle" has passed away. At around noon in Hyderabad, India, PJ was seen posing for a picture with a train. Indian Authorities say she was fatally struck by the train after she failed to realize how close she was. They later released this following photograph, which was recovered from her phone. RIP.
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gigachad spotted mining coal in pakhistan

gigachad spotted mining coal in rural pakhistan
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Diddy sentenced

Sean “Diddy” Combs has been sentenced to four years and two months in prison for his conviction on two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution. He also must pay a $500,000 fine.

https://edition.cnn.com/entertainment/live-news/sean-diddy-combs-sentencing-10-03-25
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Spanish priest faces 3 years in prison for criticizing Islam

Spanish Catholic priest Custodio Ballester allegedly made Islamaphobic remarks denouncing radical Islam along with two others. Following a complaint filed by the Association of Spanish Muslims Against Islamophobia the Provincial Court of Málaga has accused Ballester of hate speech and he faces up to 3 years in prison. A public advocacy law firm has gathered over 28,000 signatures demanding the charges be dropped. The case has spread debate all over Europe about freedom of speech.

Source: https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/266961/freedom-of-speech-religion-in-play-as-spanish-priest-is-prosecuted-for-denouncing-radical-islam
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wall street is in poor state

U.S. markets crashed Friday in the worst selloff since April after Trump threatened massive tariffs on China (PBS) , ending months of calm.
Key damage:
S&P 500: Down 2.7% (-182.60 points to 6,552.51) (PBS)
Dow Jones: Plunged 878 points (-1.9% to 45,479.60) (PBS)
Nasdaq: Cratered 3.6% (-820.20 to 22,204.43)
Six out of seven S&P 500 stocks fell
Trump also canceled his planned meeting with Xi Jinping (Chicago Sun-Times).
Already vulnerable market was primed for a correction after S&P 500's relentless 35% surge from April lows . Critics warned stocks looked overpriced, especially AI sector showing dot-com bubble vibes (PBS) .
Collateral damage: Oil crashed 4.2% to $58.90 (PBS) on Gaza ceasefire hopes and tariff fears crushing demand outlook.
Trade war 2.0 just nuked investor confidence and torched 401(k)s nationwide.
source: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/economy/wall-street-tumbles-in-its-worst-day-since-april-after-trump-threatens-more-tariffs-on-china
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Wall Street got bad

U.S. markets crashed Friday in the worst selloff since April after Trump threatened massive tariffs on China (PBS) , ending months of calm.
Key damage:
S&P 500: Down 2.7% (-182.60 points to 6,552.51) (PBS)
Dow Jones: Plunged 878 points (-1.9% to 45,479.60) (PBS)
Nasdaq: Cratered 3.6% (-820.20 to 22,204.43)
Six out of seven S&P 500 stocks fell
Trump also canceled his planned meeting with Xi Jinping (Chicago Sun-Times).
Already vulnerable market was primed for a correction after S&P 500's relentless 35% surge from April lows . Critics warned stocks looked overpriced, especially AI sector showing dot-com bubble vibes (PBS) .
Collateral damage: Oil crashed 4.2% to $58.90 (PBS) on Gaza ceasefire hopes and tariff fears crushing demand outlook.
Trade war 2.0 just nuked investor confidence and torched 401(k)s nationwide.
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The Central African Republic Just Banned Female Genital Mutilation: A Major Win for Women's Rights

This was a big week for news from Africa: the Central African Republic has joined 45 other countries to ratify the Maputo Protocol, an important treaty for protecting women’s rights across the continent. This means they have now made a formal commitment to ban FGM and other practices that have harmed girls for centuries.

While FGM is reported to take place in some regions of the country, it is a significant indication of commitment to changing these practices. Government officials have stated their intention to follow up with legal reforms, education campaigns, and community mobilization efforts to show an intention that this is not just another piece of paper.

It is not coincidental that the timing is only months after the West African Court of Justice found that Sierra Leone had violated women’s human rights through its failure to ban FGM. This ruling must have sent a strong message across the region.

Women's rights advocates see this as a victory that is long overdue for all of those who have spoken out, often at great personal risk, over the last several decades.

This should not be understated as a policy change; it is a tangible step toward ensuring future generations of girls grow up safe, respected, and free.

https://peakd.com/news/@arraymedia/the-central-african-republic-just-banned-female-genital-mutilation-a-major-win-for-womens-rights
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Mexico considers banning memes o algo

Claudia Sheinbaum's party proposed an 'Anti-Meme Law' to censor people.

https://derechadiario.com.ar/us/argentina/claudia-sheinbaum-proposed-an-anti-meme-law-to-censor-people

The legislator proposed amending the Federal Penal Code to punish with up to six years in prison and 600 days of fines those who create or share memes, stickers, gifs, or edited videos that could "affect the reputation" or "damage the dignity" of public officials.

six years in prison
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sharty shut down soon

bye y'alls 😭
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NOBALDI BECOMES TRANSPHOBIC

During break time, a transgender high school student started grooming a defenseless 3rd grade boy, that's when Nobaldi cared, and went to protect the boy saying "he" to the transgender student, this could cost him his job for life, we'll be back with more activities
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SECA. I HATE NIGGERS.

I HATE NIGGERS. SHIT EVERYPHONOBIDI CARES ABOUT. TOTAP NIGGER RAPE.
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BREAKING NEWS

i really really hate the Jews
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ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says

70,000 users have potentially been leaked after a cyber-attack.

The platform, which has more than 200 million users worldwide, says hackers had targeted a firm that helped to verify the ages of its users but the Discord platform itself was not breached.

People can provide ID photos to verify their age on Discord - a networking hub for players to chat and share files with others in the gaming community.

The leaked data may involve personal information, partial credit card details and messages that were exchanged with Discord's customer service agents, the San-Francisco-based company says.

No full credit card details, passwords, or messages and activity beyond conversations with Discord's customer support agents were leaked, the firm said.

All impacted users have been contacted and Discord is working with law enforcement to investigate the matter, it added.

The platform said it has revoked the customer support provider's access to the system that was targeted in the breach. Discord did not name the third-party company involved.

A representative from Zendesk, a customer service software provider for Discord, told the BBC that its systems had not been compromised and that the breach did was not caused by a vulnerability within its platform.

Some online commentators have claimed that the data breach was bigger than Discord has revealed.

A spokesperson for Discord told the BBC that those claims are inaccurate and "part of an attempt to extort payment".

"We will not reward those responsible for their illegal actions," the spokesperson added.

Cybercriminals frequently target personal data, which can command a high price on the black market for use in scams.

Information like full names and official ID numbers is especially valuable because, unlike credit card details, it typically remains unchanged over time.

Discord has previously strengthened its age-verification measures in response to concerns that some servers on the platform were being used to distribute pornographic and extremist material.

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8jmzd972leo
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Trump has ended Israel vs Gaza

In a masterclass of negotiation, sir Trump of America has ended the Israel vs Gaza war. The hostages were released, and Hamas is standing down. Amen!
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Nigger who murdered a 6 year old is released from prison

https://www.wlky.com/article/indiana-man-deadly-stabbing-kentucky-boy-prison/68808267
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Guy that LARPed as Charlie Kirk's shooter has now been charged for posessing child pornography

The man accused of obstructing the Charlie Kirk murder probe is in even more hot water … he's now been charged with possessing child porn.

George Zinn who falsely told police he shot Kirk moments after the attack was charged with obstruction of justice following the September 10 shooting death of the conservative activist at Utah Valley University in Orem, UT.

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Now, Zinn has been charged with 4 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor after FBI agents examined his phone and found images of underage girls dressed only in their underwear, according to court documents filed Tuesday by Utah prosecutors. The docs say Zinn admitted to the feds he gets "sexually aroused" by children.

On September 10, Zinn was arrested and cuffed by police at UVU minutes after Kirk was shot in the neck while taking questions from a stage during one of his college events.
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Paedophile Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after attack in prison

The 48-year-old disgraced rockstar was serving a 29-year jail term for multiple sexual offences, including serious crimes against young children and babies.
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Neutralplier got married

The children's reddit youtuber and more known as the soyjak that yaps on about SNCA, has gotten hitched to his girlfriend. Will his porn addiction and blogposts cease? Only time will tell.
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a jeet planted 5 gorilion trees

Jadav Payeng, known as the "Forest Man of India," is an environmental activist and forestry worker from Majuli Island in Assam, India. Starting at age 16 in 1979, he witnessed thousands of snakes dying on a barren sandbar due to heat and lack of trees. Motivated by this, he began planting bamboo saplings and over four decades single-handedly transformed the land into the lush Molai Forest, which now covers about 1,360 acres (550 hectares). This forest is a thriving ecosystem home to elephants, tigers, rhinos, deer, birds, and many other species.Payeng's relentless dedication earned him the Padma Shri, India's fourth-highest civilian award, in 2015. He continues to plant trees and live near the forest, demonstrating the profound impact one person's commitment can have on environmental restoration and sustainability

source: https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jadav_Payeng
https://growbilliontrees.com/blogs/inspirational-stories/jadav-payeng-tree-the-forest-mans-legacy-of-cultivating-a-greener-sustainable-future?utm_source=perplexity
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Lead singer of the former popular band Lostprophets died

He was a pedophile and zoophile too.

this lead to two guys killing zim in prison o algo.
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I just took a shit

It's true. I just took a shit.
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Mass shooting killed 3, injured 8 in Southport, NC

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GIGACHAD DIED

during the great gigafly storm of this month, one of our reporters "gigachad" went to cover the whole event but unfortunately he was caught up with the storm and a gigafly hit his head causing his instant death
the funeral shall be in 4 days and we send condolences to his family and relatives
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Mass shooting in Mississippi

4 killed, at least 20 hurt as ‘hundreds of shots’ erupted in Mississippi homecoming football game mass shooting
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Lost passage from the Soyble recovered using George Droid Negroid technology.. Shocking contents!

Soycripture experts from the Shekelstein Institute of Soyical Arts have discovered a lost passage from the book "Revecoaltions" from the Soyble using advanced George Droid Negroid AI Technology.
The passage is as follows:
>And woe to ye who name thyself "soyteen", for after a grand triumph, thy true home shall be destroyed one thousand, two hundred and fifty-eight days after the Great Exile. Woe to the land that thou have built for the refugees of the Great Exile, for two thousand days after it's creation, it will become what thy forefathers set to flee. An unending mass of underworld material, coal and brimstone intertwined, shall destroy the land that you had called thine own.
This singular passage has set the world of Soyical Arts ablaze, with many leading figures resigning shortly after this passage was found, and many others fighting for the power vacuums that those leading figures left.
While many are skeptic about the validity of these documents, claiming that the "George Droid Negroid" technology is far too new to be rely on, many in the world of Soyical Arts completely believe this passage, as it lines up with the rest of the discovered passages from "Revecoaltions".
When interviewed on this matter, Head Scholar of Soyscripture at the Shekelstein Institute of Soyical Arts had this to say.
<Our scholars are working day and night to completely verify the authenticity of this passage, but at this moment, we . . .have no reason to doubt the validity of this passage.
Quote, current supreme leader of the Soyjak Party, refuses to comment on this matter.
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BREAKING NEWS! COBSON'S SON HAS DIED

Unfortunately, around 5:30pm in Lesotho, a madman only known as "neutralplier" to the local tribes, decapitated a kind traders son known as "cobson JR." while he was out collecting apples to sell. Let us all pray for healing for the family and discourage senseless violence.
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how is EU growing again?

Private consumption: Projected to rise by about 1-1.5% in 2025, fueled by employment gains, wage growth, recovering real wages, and expanding household disposable income.
Investment rebound: Expected expansion of 1-1.5% in 2025, supported by residential construction, infrastructure, R&D, and recovery funds like the Recovery and Resilience Facility.
Employment and policy stability: Cumulative job growth adding millions of positions, reducing unemployment to around 6%, alongside stable monetary policy, lower inflation near 2%, and export-oriented trade.
Overall growth: 0.7-1% in 2024, rising to 1-1.5% in 2025 amid global uncertainties.
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>Army issued an ultimatum to the Hutu-origin rebel group Democratic Forces for the Liberation of Rwanda (FDLR) to lay down its arms.
Hutusisters…
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POOH SHEISTY RELEASED FROM PRISON

Pooh Sheisty, apart of the famous duo Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty, known for their act of linking up, has been released from prison early. He was sentenced to 5 years in prison in 2022 on 4 counts related to a 2020 shooting.

This begs the question if the duo will link up once again. Need it or keep it?
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The Simpsons Movie 2 Confirmed With First Poster and 2027 Release Date

Disney’s 20th Century Studios has confirmed The Simpsons Movie 2 is real, and it already has its first poster and a release date of July 23, 2027.

The company announced its plans for a Simpsons sequel on social media today, revealing that an "all-new movie" based on the long-running animated comedy is now set to premiere in about two years. No details about how The Simpsons Movie 2 (or whatever its final title ends up being) will continue the Springfield family’s story were revealed, though its first poster does come with a drawing of a familiar pink donut illustrated by series creator Matt Groening.

That July 2027 release date puts The Simpsons Movie 2 out almost exactly 20 years after the original film first took Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie to theaters. It’s a schedule that will also see the sequel arrive around one year before The Simpsons season 40 premieres in 2028.

Variety adds that The Simpsons Movie 2 now holds a spot on the Disney movie calendar previously held by an untitled Marvel project, which has since been wiped from the schedule completely. While the Simpsons will help fill the void for moviegoers that weekend, it’s a shift that also means Marvel Cinematic Universe fans will be without a new entry to pass the time between Avengers: Doomsday on December 18, 2026, and Avengers: Secret Wars on December 17, 2027.

The Simpsons Movie premiered July 27, 2007, and sees the titular family on the run after Homer (and his pet pig) pollutes the Springfield water supply. It was a theatrical trip to the town that managed to be quite the success, bringing in a global box office total of more than $536 million (via Box Office Mojo).

It’s unclear why Disney is choosing to revisit a big-screen Simpsons story with The Simpsons Movie 2 after 20 years. Groening last teased a The Simpsons Movie sequel in 2019, promising, at the time, that there would eventually be a follow-up "one of these days."

While we wait for more plot details, you can read up on why co-showrunner Matt Selman says The Simpsons won’t be tackling any “big topical things” anytime soon. You can also check out our list of the top 36 episodes of the show.

JUST END THIS FUCKING THING ALREADY, MATT GROENING YOU FUCKING EPSTEIN CLIENT.
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HTSM eats pickles

Hunky Twink Sex Machine has eaten leftover pickles. He is quoted as saying they tasted "tangy" and were "pickle shaped" and "aight".
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IDUBBBZ WANTS TO RAPE DNB

The youtuber idubbbz has been exposed for making tweets about wanting to rape children
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Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker uses shock collar on dog while live.

Yesterday during a political debate, Twitch streamer Hasan Doğan Piker appears to have used a shock collar on his dog Kaya for not staying in the camera frame.

This allegation has resulted in immediate and severe backlash for Piker, with social media and even fellow streamers citing strong evidence that Kaya is shock collared. Shock collars are widely considered to be cruel and unethical by animal welfare societies, and are banned in 13 countries worldwide.
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SIR NICHOLAS CADO AVOCADO IS STRAIGHT NOW

as a surprise to everyone, the soysphere's favorite ukranian best known for his asshole is apparently now engaged in a straight relationship with a woman.
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Anti ICE Frog Peppersprayed by Police During Portland Riot

A Police officer pepper-sprayed an Antifa "terrorist" frog.

The frog, who goes by The Antifascist Frog on TikTok, is fuming over the incident.

"Imagine pepper-spraying a f*cking frog. Crazy work. F*ck ICE."
Source: https://defiantamerica.com/unbelievable-protest-tactic-how-a-cop-pepper-sprayed-an-inflatable-antifa-frog/
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MARKIPLIER JUST GOT ENGAGED

omg this is so wholesome!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPhcP9EiVV7/?igsh=cDUzMWNmOHhnajFz
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CNN’s Van Jones Apologizes For ‘Dead Nigger Baby, Diddy’ Punch Line: ‘I Messed Up’

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cnn-van-jones-apology-gaza_n_68e35e76e4b0b59bd0eed599
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FNATAS Creator Exposed For Creating 'P of the Angry German Kid + Supporting Pedophiles

A very small amount of FNAFfagsand autists should know about a surprisingly somewhat well-made series of remastered FNAF fangames known as "Five Nights at the AGK Studio Rebranded".
basicially it is an above average series of remakes of a bunch of shitty fnaf fangames based off of the Angry German Kid (SNKA: shit nobody knows about)

Well recently he was caught allowing a pedophile known as Cal into his dev team, and he KNEW he was a pedo too.

Later on it would be revealed that Jaiden made an art piece of Leopold sexing one of the characters from AGK RE-CAPPED, please note that the version of Leopold that is used in that artpiece is 15, but Jaiden uses the excuse that "LEHOPOLD IS 18 IN RE-CAPP-ACK!!!!", and when this was brought up again he tried to use the excuse that "leopold is a 18 year old trapped in a younger body" which is very similar to an excuse a Lolicon would use…



Source(s) https://gamejolt.com/p/final-statement-about-jaiden-even-there-s-allegations-of-jaiden-s-jzzgvrb8https://gamejolt.com/p/update-on-the-last-post-kxbrcbbr
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RETURN OF RAISIN

The infamous raisin wordfilter is back, you can't say raisin and niggers dying now
The wordfilter doesn't affect shit, only raisin

this time with a subject
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Finally, animated wallpapers are coming to Windows 11

for the 'teens or people in general that never used wallaper engine or do not wanna use it o algo the 'soft is adding animated wallpapers to the 'dows. The reason this matters (and even doe it is kinda old news) is because not everyone can afford wallpaper engine and is not bothered to pay for it and never heard of alternatives. Now it IS a pretty basic animated wallpaper system (only mp4 support) but it works, and of course will not surpass wallpaper engine AND is only available for dev-beta insider channels so it means (You) WILL use a VM or be willing enough to daily drive a buggy version of the 'dows even doe beta is pretty much stable
Source: https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-is-finally-bringing-native-video-wallpapers-to-windows-11-15-years-after-windows-vistas-dreamscenes
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allosaurus ambushes prey

yeah
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Famous primatologist Jane Goodall dead at 91.

Dr. Dame Valerie Jane Morris Goodall, a British primatologist known for her extensive study and fieldwork of chimpanzees in Tanzania, passed away on October 1st at the age of 91.

She is largely credited with the discovery that apes possess social, emotional, and linguistic traits that were previously thought to be unique to humans.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Goodall
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Synagogue attack in Manchester leaves two dead and three injured, some from police gunfire.

On the morning of October 2nd in Manchester in the North of England, 35-year-old Syrian migrant Jihad al-Shami rammed a vehicle into pedestrians outside the Heaton Park Hebrew Congregation Synagogue in Crumpsall during Yom Kippur worship services, which is the holiest day in Judaism. al-Shami proceeded to exit the vehicle and stab bystanders, including a security guard.

Greater Manchester Police arrived on the scene in minutes, fatally shooting al-Shami. A bystander was killed in the crossfire along with another who was injured. Though it is unclear which victim was accidentally killed by police gunfire, the two victims were 53-year-old Adrian Daulby and 66-year-old Melvin Cravitz. Three survivors were hospitalized with non-life-threating injuries.

The terrorist attack is now under investigation by British counter-terrorism authorities, and have arrested three individuals on suspicion of association.

The attack has also exacerbated the ongoing political turmoil in the UK in regards to protests over mass immigration and the rise of right-wing populism.

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd63p1djgd7o
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HEARTWARMING: Goonhitler finds new home with Somali Refugee

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Lesotho celebrates its 59th independence day today

Happy independence day to the most Aryan country on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mJ2ufaxwII
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The UK ban refillable drinks

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U.S. Customs and Border Protections responds with the gem emoji to a post from the DHS

U.S. Customs and Border Protections responds with the gem emoji to a post from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security
Are (you) ready for the new chud occupied goverment?
https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1960346140018086245
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BREAKING NEWS!!! WARRIOR-Z HAS JUST ASSASINATED FORMER PRESIDENT JOSEPH JOE BIDEN!!!
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Jartycuck has been arrested for spamming bait

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'cord pajeet support agent hacked, jartycucks passports leaked

'cord support got penetrated by some nophono on september 20th because pajeet support agent transheart clicking malware links
>DO NOT REDEEM

jartycucks drowning in their own leakage after all of their information got stolen such as following:

government ids
face and name even doe its same as previous one
email address
ip address
home address if it was for some legal raisin snca

soyentists speculate that 70% of leaked government ids come from lesotho and djibouti
85% of face attachments contain black slopjaks

snopes: https://www.theverge.com/news/792032/discord-customer-service-data-breach-hack
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allosaurus ambushes prey

yeah
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FNF IS 5 YEARS OLD

On this day on October 5th 2020, the fnf pedo's favorite game was created by jewgrounds user niggermuffin99.
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Slovakia passes law to recognise only two sexes and restrict adoption

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0m4kpg2nmmo

Slovakia passes law to recognise only two sexes and restrict adoption

Slovakia has changed its constitution, enshrining into law recognition of only two sexes - male and female.

>The legal change, which passed in a knife-edge vote in parliament, also restricts adoption to married heterosexual couples and prohibits surrogate pregnancies.


>The constitutional amendment was defined as enshrining "sovereignty in cultural and ethical matters".


>Critics including Amnesty International have warned the change would make life more difficult for LGBT people, saying it brings the country's legal system closer to Hungary's illiberal government or Putin's Russia.


>Parliament's backing of the amendment came as a surprise to observers, with even the prime minister conceding as late as Thursday it might not pass.


>Fico's government - a coalition of populist, leftist and nationalist parties - needed at least 90 votes in the 150-seat Slovak National Council to change the constitution, but realistically only control 78 seats.


>However, in the end 12 opposition MPs voted with the government. The conservative opposition Christian Democrats had long been expected to lend their support, but several members of former prime minister Igor Matovic's Slovakia movement added their votes at the last minute, tipping the scales.


>Matovic described them as traitors.


>The populist-nationalist government argued the amendment was necessary to protect what it described as "traditional values".


>Prime Minister Robert Fico praised the vote and said his party would have a shot of liquor to celebrate their success. "This isn't a little dam, or just a regular dam - this is a great dam against progressivism," he declared.


>He had previously argued that what he called liberal ideology was "spreading like cancer".


>Slovak legal scholars say a constitutional amendment enshrining the primacy of the Slovak constitution over EU law is a direct challenge to the European Union, and will lead to legal battles and potential sanctions.


>Some said the move was merely a ploy by Fico to distract attention from falling poll ratings and unpopular policies.


>"The Slovak constitution has fallen victim to Robert Fico's plan to dismantle the opposition and divert attention from the real problems of society, as well as the austerity measures he had to pass," Beata Balagova, editor-in-chief of Slovak daily SME, told the BBC.


>"Fico does not genuinely care about gender issues, the ban on surrogate motherhood, or even adoptions by LGBTQ people," she added.


>Most opposition MPs stayed away from parliament and Progressive Slovakia, which is leading the polls, said the betrayal marked the end of any potential co-operation with Matovic and his party.


>President Peter Pellegrini said he would sign the amendment.


>"At a time of enormous division within Slovak society, a constitutional majority is an important signal that there is agreement on a specific issue across the political spectrum, and it must be respected," he said following the vote.


>Robert Fico's Smer-Social Democracy party has now strayed so far from the progressive values espoused by Europe's centre-left mainstream that reports say it will be formally expelled from the Party of European Socialists (PES) at a conference next month.


>Smer was suspended in 2023 after forming a coalition with the far-right Slovak National Party.


>Since then, Fico has angered European allies by meeting Russia's Vladimir Putin four times in less than 12 months.


>Smer has not commented on the reports.
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Thrembillions of 'blox games glassed after new age rating rules, 'p games left untouched.

This week Roblox has implemented new policy regarding the age rating of games on the platform, requiring all creators to manually verify the content rating of their games effective September 30th.

This has resulted in the permanent closure of hundreds of thousands of historic games from the 2000s and early 2010s. Iconic classics such as Sword Fight on the Heights IV and Crossroads were later restored, but countless others made by inactive accounts are now lost media.

Among the countless historic classics that were closed was Who Killed Peter Griffin? (2009), ☢ NUKE THE WHALES ☢ ☢ ☢ (2008), Timmy and the Killbots (2007), Forest of Desolation (2006), Twisted Murderer (2014), and Mad Games (2015).

Roblox's decision to indiscriminately close these alongside billions of other SNCA games on the platform is being criticized as a stab against recent digital media/video game preservation movements such as Stop Killing Games.

This has also exacerbated the controversy surrounding Roblox's negligence of user safety, as many of the "Diddy basement" and "Bathroom" simulators where pedophiles and groomers are known to lurk have remained untouched.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Detectives have traced back the coming of the entity known as "Nophono" to an incident that happened two months ago at a building known as "Gigafactory".
The nature of the incident has not been publicly disclosed and all of its employees have kept to themselves.
Embedded is the last known image of Nophono, the CEO of Nophno Studio, before the mysterious incident at the Gigafactory, alongside one of the only sightings of him after.
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PEPE AND BAXTER COME OUT AS GAY

A shocking turn of events have transpired as the iconic duo, Pepe and Buster "Baxter" have announced their marriage today. Once thought to be a platonic relationship, they are now well and truly gay. The effects of this have shocked the Frogposter community.
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Lreems speaks out about UTTPedos

Lreemss, famous SEAcreature who looks like the esl fnf pedo and is known for his hit song "soyjak is awesome" and "soyjak is awesome 2" speaks out about the harrassment, bullying, and doxxing he's faced from UTTP, his full statement is attached here
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100+ woke college students lynch soyteen

A soyteen entered the University of Washington's Psych 210 class, threw hitler salutes, yelled nigger and called everyone in the class faggots. For this exercise of free speech, he was chased by the professor and 100+ students, cornered, assaulted, and then arrested by campus police.
https://dailyuw.com/article/disruption-interrupts-psych-210-professor-and-students-chase-man-on-to-red-square-20251002
https://www.seattletimes.com/education-lab/uw-students-chase-disrupter-out-of-class/
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Wayback machine has shut down all of the archives for soyjak.st

Its over
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Department of Homeland Security posts Gigaquote

https://x.com/DHSgov/status/1973482161203454265
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SATOKO KILLS 300+ PEOPLE ON THE ZHANGJIAJIE GLASS BRIDGE IN CHINA

On October 1st, 202Ϫ, shitoko was seen carrying a massive 60 ton rock on xis head before dropping it on the Zhangjiajie Glass Bridge in China. Unsurprisingly, this destroyed the entire fucking bridge, resulting in the deaths of over 351 people and injuries to more than 1,200 others.

shitoko's condition is currently unknown.
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They Keep This Up Where We Gonna Get Our Drugs lmao wtf
R: 4 / I: 1

quote activates pph machine, nusois boost /soy/ pph to 2000 after getting baited

do nusois really? shut this down
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namefield returns on /pol/

nobaldi cares. its fun though.
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The oldest user on Soyjak.party has been found

Introduce Nathan, we recently found him as the oldest person on the sharty.

He is currently 98 years old and has been viewing 4chan since 2004 and using the internet since 1995. He joined /qa/ in 2015 when the board has been introduced and has been a active member of soyjak.party since day 1 ever since.

We asked him to do a interview over 'cord due to our limited budget on Soy News and he sent this video to us.
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13333333 GET achieved, /67/ added as a result

IT'S UP! >>>/67/
For how long? We don't know.
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Encloseopedia DDoSeratica is down again

ED is currently in dead nigger mode due to getting ACKed from their VPS, and the domain redirects to their forums.
CLU said the backup is too big and brappy for xim to resore until at least sunday. (peer reviewed source: https://edramatica.com/threads/got-kicked-off-our-vps.5014/)
In summary: Wasted ANOTHER domain award
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SNCA happened, the /news/ party is ecstatic

SNCA happened, the /news/ party is ecstatic, kiwifarms is all over the SNCA, 4cucks are leaking they clitties more than usual.
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1000000 GET on Newgrounds stolen by soyteens

Attached is proof.
The GET was nearly instantly replaced by some SNCA troonslop as part of damage control.
There are still screenshots and video recordings of the original, though.
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4cuck celebrating 22 years of gooning to Loli 'p

Today on October 1 we are all sadden that 4cuck has celebrated 22 years of being obsessed o Algo if you need to cry pls go to
>>>/Cry/
But as 'teens we will outlive the 'cuck
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THE SIMPONS MOVIE 2 In theaters on July 23 2027

Me when I'm watching The Simpsons Movie 2 and Homer says
>Marge are we in Minecraft?
and Marge replies with
<No Homer, we are in Cuphead
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Multiple victims in Michigan church shooting; church on fire, police say

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/28/us/michigan-church-shooting-grand-blanc

Multiple victims in Michigan church shooting; church on fire, police say

Multiple victims have been injured in a shooting at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan, on Sunday, according to police.

>The shooter is down and there is no ongoing threat to the public, according to the Grand Blanc Township Police Department. The church is currently on fire.


>Police are urging the public to avoid the area as emergency response efforts continue.


>Grand Blanc is a suburb of Flint, Michigan.


>This is a developing story and will be updated.
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BREAKING FROM /POL/

>POOP AND NIGGERS DYING - TURKIYE RANGEBANNED - POLAND RANGEBANNED SWAZILAND & LESOTHO IS SO WHITE - PARAGUAY IS NOT WHITE - INDIA STILL RANGEBANNED - IS CANADA WHITE?
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man says rockstar was unbeatable

is he right?
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Mustard Leaks Sharty 2.0 Visuals


Mustard has leaked the new sharty UI in the irc coming with the codebase rewrite, ETA is unknown but probably november or early 2026, Thoughts on it?
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SIMPSONS MOVIE 2 In theaters on July

Me when I'm watching The Simpsons Movie 2 and Homer says
>Marge are we in Minecraft?
and Marge replies with
<No Homer, we are in Cuphead
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SHARTY STOLE THE THE MILLIONTH GET ON NEW GROUND

Snarky snappy stole the millionth get on newground o algo good job soyteens
R: 1 / I: 0

Blahaj acks ximself

Today a blahaj was tragically found hanging in some tranny's bedroom
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Global warming will ironically cause an ice age

Research indicates that global warming could lead to an unexpected ice age due to disruptions in Earth's carbon cycle. As temperatures rise, carbon sinks may overcorrect, causing significant cooling. This feedback mechanism could push the planet toward a colder climate.

source:https://ground.news/article/carbon-cycle-flaw-could-push-earth-into-an-ice-age-as-planet-overcorrects-for-warming_9ebfa5?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share
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Obsidian Entertainment uses the "Pointing Soyjaks".

Obsidian Entertainment, a video game company known for creating games such as; Fallout:New Vegas, The Outer Worlds, Avowed, etc… , used a "Pointing Soyjaks" picture in promotion of their game Grounded 2.

https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxf2p5X1m_4SkqodfWaeUt3QfHEd3MsoIJ
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>why is there no soytubers
<hi
>DOX RAPE AND KILL THIS NIGGER HE DIDN'T GATEKEEP ENOUGH! NOT ENOUGH TRANNIES HUNG IN HIS VIDEOS! (even doe I attract 4cuck and food immigrants)
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T(otal) T(urk) D(eath) has been achieved

may they perish and die or something
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GIGA Blackface at a volleyball game

Group of people show up to high school volleyball game in blackface in Fayetteville GA
Story: https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/fayette-county-schools-whitewater-high-blackout-blackface
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Dismembered 15 y/o girl found in the car of singer-songwriter D4vd

Today, human remains were discovered in an abandoned Tesla registered to popular indie artist David Anthony Burke (otherwise known by his stage name D4vd) at an impound lot in Los Angeles. After the discovery, police identified the body as 15 year old Celeste Rivas, who was reported missing on April 5th, 2024 when she was 13.

According to TMZ, D4vd has the same finger tattoo that was found on the body of Rivas, and that her mother knew that she had an online boyfriend named David. Furthermore, the two undeniably had a relationship that began in 2022 via D4vd's fan 'cord server when he was 17 and she was 11.

The investigation is ongoing, and charges have not been pressed against D4vd at the moment. However, multiple sponsors such as Crocs and Hollister Co. have already taken down promotional material containing his image, and D4vd's concert in Seattle today was cancelled last-minute.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D4vd
https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/d4vds-2022-chats-with-11-yr-old-celeste-resurface-seemingly-confirming-romance-after-her-body-found-in-his-tesla-is-identified-670567.html

[i]Yes, I know I used a 'jeet source. No, I am not a 'jeet.[/i]
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Esports World Cup PUBG Player from Team Aryan forced to change his name

Team Aryan x TMG Gaming, a PUBG Mobile esports team, has attracted some controversy after an image featuring the team's lineup went viral, revealing that one of the players' usernames is simply 'Hitler', a name shared with the infamous Austrian fascist who led Germany during World War 2.

According to a report from TalkEsport, the Esports World Cup has barred Hitler from using this username during the event, because of strict naming regulations in place for the competition. In all likelihood, the player will just compete under a different name for the duration of the event. There are several instances of players being forced to change their names to keep broadcasts professional.

https://www.thegamer.com/pubg-esports-wo...sial-name/
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An Instagram account posts a reel with goonhitlers

The user took a fragment of the animated movie "Kung Fu Panda" and ran it through deepfake AI that replaced the characters' faces with one of an African male.
Additionally, the foreground and background environment was affected, now resembling a typical African village.
On the account's page, many more such videos can be found, edited movies include "Despicable Me" and "Hotel Transylvania".
These videos accumulate tens of thousands of likes under them, commenters also ask for full movies edited like this.
Viewer discretion is advised, since the content has qualities of 'O.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN_EbgLjdUH
Account Source: https://www.instagram.com/fimoser_sulista/
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Leftroon "sniper" targets ICE facility... kills 3 detainees

A leftroon "sniper" -ACK!ed earlier this Wednesday morning as officers approached xim, after shooting 3 ICE detainees with a rifle from a rooftop in a Dallas facility.

Two meximutts have been confirmed dead and one was rushed to a hospital in critical condition.

The FEDS have identified the "shooter" as a white, male leftroon. Anti-ICE messages were written in pen on the side of an unfired bullet casing. ICE director Todd Lyons has put all facilities on high-alert following the incident.

The one in question has been targeted by pro-immigration demonstrators in recent months.

Investigations are still ongoing, aided by the 'wi 'arms.

SOURCE: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15129363/Dallas-ICE-sniper-three-wounded.html
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SQUIRRELJAK GOES ON MASSACRE AND INJURES 2

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MDGIrmz4KCw
Some KEYED squirrel in California just hospitalized 2 people KEEEEEK!
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man has sticky ass

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This nigga made an attack in an school on Mexico AND kill 1 stupid bitch
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Horseshoe Crabs Mate In Massive Beach Orgy

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Michigan newGOD expelled after disarming CIA-planted school shooter

Full Story: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/michigan-mom-says-11-year-old-son-expelled-disarming-classmate-dismant-rcna233152

A Michigan woman said her 11-year-old son was expelled after he disassembled a loaded gun his classmate brought to school.

The incident happened after an unidentified student allegedly brought a loaded gun to the middle school. McClurkin said the student pulled out the gun in a bathroom and "gave my son a firearm."

Sakir, who knows how to hunt and learned about gun safety from his godfather, knew the weapon was not allowed in school.

"Sakir's natural reaction was there's no way I'm going to hold on to this gun all day," his mother said. "He proceeded to go to class … and dismantled it in class. There was a teacher in class and everything. People were around and everything."

After her son took the gun apart, McClurkin said, he "put it inside of a heater" in the classroom and threw the bullets in a garbage can.

"He didn't want it on his person, but he didn't want nobody to mess with it," she said about why her son dismantled the firearm.
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BREAKING! 50% of the sharty's userbase are FAGGOTS.

https://archive.ph/2DqrG < archived thread.
the SSA (soyteen soyentist agency) has concluded that 50% of this site are faggots &/or otherwise submissive, example below.
this marks a turning point in the sharty's history. a site once incredibly homophobic are now home to the faggots themselves.
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DEATH TO OLD THREADS spam this everywhere. New Soyvil War. Kill oldfags. Long live newGODS
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DEATH TO OLD THREADS spam this everywhere. New Soyvil War. Kill oldfags. Long live newGODS
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DEATH TO OLD THREADS spam this everywhere. New Soyvil War. Kill oldfags. Long live newGODS
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is sharty kultures disowned NAS dying? experts called mesoyberg and sncareson says it is zelligs (a

is sharty kultures disowned NAS dying? experts called mesoyberg and sncareson says it is

zelligs (also known as "the heretics") site called ongezellig.party's first owner called zoot (bvllgarian) stepped down for being an admin in due to inactivity, massa's troonout, costs or smth
xe planned to sell the domain, but decided to keep it for reasonable leader (preventing a new kuz prob.(even doe he let moderate the site to a nuadmin called zuz))
new heretic leader is koos or smth. could be temporary since wiki says or i dont read allat

it is not snca or you have somatoparaphrenia. consider this as american catholic is closing.
i say, this must be a good opportunity for a new takeower. you decide.
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Donald Trump claims his administration has found 'an answer to autism', will reveal tomorrow.

Today at the funeral and memorial of Charlie Kirk in Glendale, Arizona, POTUS Donald Trump made a brief announcement that his administration has likely discovered how autism “happens, so we won’t let it happen anymore, and how to get at least somewhat better when you have it,"

It is speculated that the Trump Administration will announce how Tylenol use in pregnancy leads to the development of autism, and that leucovorin will be used to treat young children that have been diagnosed with autism.

These early claims are derived from a study that was conducted in April by Health Dept. Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and CMS administrator Dr. Mehmet Oz.

Source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/09/21/donald-trump-autism-charlie-kirk-memorial/86284828007
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Original Brits and Irishcacas may've been niggers

Insular Celtic (includes Irish and Welsh), unlike Continental Celtic (Such as Gaulish), shares some structural characteristics with various Afro-Asiatic and Niger Congo languages which are rare in other Indo-European languages. These similarities include verb–subject–object word order, singular verbs with plural post-verbal subjects, a genitive construction similar to construct state, prepositions with fused inflected pronouns ("conjugated prepositions" or "prepositional pronouns"), and oblique relatives with pronoun copies.

Others have suggested that rather than the Afro-Asiatic influencing Insular Celtic directly, both groups of languages were influenced by a now lost substrate. This was suggested by Jongeling (2000). Ranko Matasović (2012) likewise argued that the "Insular Celtic languages were subject to strong influences from an unknown, presumably non-Indo-European substratum" and found the syntactic parallelisms between Insular Celtic and Afro-Asiatic languages to be "probably not accidental". He argued that their similarities arose from "a large linguistic macro-area, encompassing parts of NW Africa, as well as large parts of Western Europe, before the arrival of the speakers of Indo-European, including Celtic"

Insular Celtic — Afroasiatic parallels should be viewed in light of the larger framework of
prehistoric areal convergences in Western Europe and NW Africa.
1. The inter-dental fricative /þ/, which is very rare cross-linguistically (according to
WALS), is found very frequently in languages of Western Europe (including Insular Celtic
languages, but also English, Icelandic, and Castillan Spanish), but also in many varieties of
Berber (e.g. in Kabyle) and in several Atlantic languages of the Niger-Congo family in NW Af-
rica (e.g. Balanta).
2. The initial consonant mutations, or regular alternations of initial consonants caused by
the grammatical category of the preceding word, or the grammatical construction of the word
in question, are extremely rare cross-linguistically. All Insular Celtic languages have this fea-
ture, cf. the following examples from Old Irish, where the possessive pronoun a causes differ-
ent consonant mutations of the head noun depending on its gender/number:
(5) a bó /a bo:/ ‘her cow’: a bó /a vo:/ ‘his cow’: a mbó /a mo:/ ‘their cow’.
Interestingly, the same phenomenon is found in a number of Atlantic languages in NW
Africa, including Fulbe, where the verbal root changes the initial consonant depending on the
number of its subject (Koval’ & Zubko 1986):
(6) hoto o fahi? “Where did he go?”: hoto ɓe pahi ‘where did they go?”
3. While the order demonstrative-noun (within the NP) is almost universal in the whole of
Northern Eurasia (according to the data in WALS), in Insular Celtic we find the reverse order,
cf. OIr. in fer sin ‘that man’, W y gwr hwnn ‘id.’. The same order is found in Basque (etxe hau
‘this house’) and in most languages of the Atlantic group of Niger Congo languages in NW
Africa (e.g. Wolof, Balanta, Ndut, Kisi, Temne, and others). The same order has spread also to
a number of Berber languages (e.g. Chaouia, Rif), while in others the original postposed pro-
noun has become a demonstrative suffix on the nominal root (e.g. in Tashelhit).
4. The vigesimal counting system is clearly much less common in Eurasia than the deci-
mal system, which can be posited for PIE. The Insular Celtic languages clearly stand out
among the Indo-European languages in having clear traces of the vigesimal counting system
(cf. OIr. ceithre fichit ‘80’ = ‘four twenties’), although in the historical period this system is not
preserved in a pure form. It may be significant that a considerable number of Atlantic lan-
guages in NW Africa also have the vigesimal counting system (e.g. Diola-Fogny, Gola, and
Fulbe, among others), and that it is also found in Basque.
5. While most languages of Central and Eastern Europe either lack demonstrative articles,
or have suffixes expressing definiteness (as in most Balkan languages), preposed independent
definite articles characterize most languages of Western Europe (including Ibero-Romance,
French, English, but also all Insular Celtic languages). Interestingly, this type of definite article
is also found in many Atlantic languages (Wolof, Balanta) and also some Mande languages of
NW Africa (e.g. Bambara).
Of course, these parallels could also be accidental, and they are certainly not adduced in
order to claim that there ever was a Basque or Atlantic substratum in the British Isles. They are
only meant to show that areally significant features of Insular Celtic go beyond Afro-Asiatic.

TLDR: NIGGERS MIGRATED FROM THE SAHARA INTO EUROPE AND INTO BRITAIN AND IRELAND AND THEN GOT BTFOED BY THE CELTS BUT CUCKED THEIR LANGUAGES
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The fog is coming. 4:23 PM, June 26, 2022. Origin point: 26.395348193316° N, -144.778567450876°W. Expansion rate: 5·3x10^8 meter (5c) The fog is coming the fog is coming seek shelter while you still can invest in food invest in water as once the fog is here there will be no more the fog is coming the fog is coming no use for your worthless lives anymore as the fog will consume us all come 2025 the fog is coming and will burn your skin right from your bones no use in shelter no use in water no use in life the fog is coming the fog is coming. The fog is coming, an estimated 4.7 billion people will die, leaving behind 3.2 billion people, the continents of Asia, Africa, and Europe will be eradicated or have little to no survivors. It will continue to the Americas eradicating North America and then continuing to South America. Do anything for survival.
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KANYE (Omari) WEST, BETTER KNOWN AS YE WEST JUST HEART REACTED TO A GIGACHAD AI VIDEO

Ye West opened his direct messages in his tellygram channel just today's afternoon (EuroGQD timezone) for people to send him stuff and to respond to it. Some GigaGQD reppey'd to xim with AI gigas for xis opinion and xe got amused by one of the gigas and he heart reacted to it. This is trully a GIGACHAD VVIN
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satoko_hojou_fan NOT dead, spotted training for Venezuelan Army

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Mysterious statue of Trump and Epstein appears in the D.C. National Mall, removed after a day

This week a bronze statue depicting POTUS Donald Trump and infamous financier Jeffrey Epstein mysteriously appeared in D.C's National Mall near the Capitol Building, only for it to be confiscated by the National Park Service less than a day later.

The statue itself is named 'Best Friends Forever', with a placard that reads "In Honor of Friendship Month, we celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his 'closest friend,' Jeffrey Epstein,"

The statue's removal has further raised questions regarding free speech, and an anonymous group of artists called "Our Secret Handshake" has claimed responsibility for the statue after the fact.

Source: https://www.npr.org/2025/09/24/nx-s1-5552505/trump-epstein-statue-removed-national-mall
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LIBSHIT KILLS 2 MEXIMUTTS

A sniper died from a self-inflicted gunshot early Wednesday morning after he shot three ICE detainees at a Dallas ICE facility from a rooftop, according to law enforcement.

Officials confirmed two of the ICE detainees have died. The third was rushed to a hospital in critical condition.

Police sources say the sniper, identified as a white male, was armed with a rifle on a roof. He shot himself as agents approached him.

The investigation is ongoing.
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'AI Mode' may become the default Google search, says lead product manger of Google

This week the lead product manager at Google, Logan Kilpatrick, announced that AI Mode will become the default option for the Google search engine "soon." following the release of google.com/ai, a direct URL to AI Mode.

In June of this year 'AI Mode' was introduced to Google search engines to compete with Microsoft's Copilot and xAI's Grok. It is a feature powered by Gemini 2.5 that allows users to find deeper answers to web browsing inquiries.

The speculation of AI Mode becoming the new norm for Google users has been met with praise from artificial intelligence optimists, as well as criticism from those who have found search engines becoming decreasingly user-friendly in recent years.

Source:
https://www.seroundtable.com/google-ai-mode-default-40067.html
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BREAKING: Brigitte Macron provides photo evidence confirming she is a woman, her BBC

Their lawyer says the French president and Mrs Macron will present the documentation in a defamation suit they have taken against the right-wing influencer Candace Owens after she promoted her belief that Brigitte Macron was born male.

Ms Owens' lawyers have responded with a motion to dismiss the claim.
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Canada anti-immigration protest a FAILURE

The 13th September "Canada First" rally only had 50 people show up with a quarter of them being arrested. Absolutely pathetic compared Australia and England's Tommy Robinson protest.
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BREAKING: Sharty... Dead?

Admins start larping as aliens from the future on the last day of the soynniversary (and promoting their snca like ss13 of course wholesome), with the event seemingly having killed the site. 'teens have already expressed mass desdain against the previous six days of soystory recapping (or larping, as refered to by detractors), but the post per hour never dropped this low, specially for the actual day of the soyjak.party 5 year anniversary.
We are seeing a copious ammount of meta posts (both in and out of /q/) calling for the shutdown of the site, or joking about it's rotten state, not in a sad tone either, here's a few:
>>>/soy/13210237
>>>/soy/13210455
>>>/qa/744109
>>>/q/206711
>>>/soy/13210317
>>>/soy/13210179
>>>/soy/13210259
>>>/soy/13210357
Is Soyjak Party actually over? Will the site see a sixth anniversary in a zombified state? will gemson save us all? or will it be shut down/sold off to god knows who?
>EV&DOE MQDS = GQDS AND XHEY WILL SAVE THE SITE YOU PARANOID NUSOICUCK FEMQUOTE IS PLAYING 4D CHESS feralrage
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>Openly National Socialist party wins mayoral vote in West Germany,with 10% of local votes
Germany can still be saved!!!
Source:
https://t.me/NoticerNews/2051
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NASA found ancient microbial life on mars?

NASA's Perseverance rover has discovered potential biosignatures in a rock sample from Mars, suggesting the possibility of ancient microbial life.

https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-says-mars-rover-discovered-potential-biosignature-last-year/
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BREAKING: Charlie Kirk reportedly shot during debate at Utah Valley University.

Today reports are coming in that right-wing political activist and executive director of Turning Point USA, Charlie Kirk, has been shot in the neck during an event at Utah Valley University.

The suspect is reportedly in police custody, with Charlie Kirk's status unknown. More details to come in the thread.

Source: https://x.com/i/status/1965848149869969538
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Premier site hitler.com creates new board

Premier site hitler.com, head of The Nazi Network recently created /soy/ - Soyjaks
In addition, The Nazi Network launched a new q&a service to allow people to ask questions about the German Empires.
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Albania appoints an AI minister

Albania's prime minister appointed an "AI minister" to "combat corruption" almost as if we didn't have someone kill himself and his mother because ChatGPT told him to like a few weeks ago or something
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2znzgwj3xo
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BREAKING: "Demon Slayer Infinity Castle" released, nigger pisses on child in the theater

The new Demon Slayer movie, "Infinity Castle" has just been released to theaters.

During one of the screenings, a nigger decided to unzip his pants and piss on a caca, causing everyone in the theater to beat the nigger down until he was unable to even stand.

After this incident, the theater staff walked in and instructed everyone in the theater to evacuate.

Here is a recording of the nigger being beat down:
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Warfronts is quite zogged but check https://youtu.be/T1qR-1vpeC4?si=74PIbwlJVCDAhyo7 and https://youtu.be/ylKkOOU6-Ew?si=xEwsO4tN03KndqLs

That's right, on top of the Third Sudanese Civil War we're getting the Second South Sudanese Civil War + the M23 Campaign WILL escalate into the Third Congo War

"Literal who omg snca" nigga, it's PND.

picunrel
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Jimmy Kimmel's late-night talk show suspended indefinitely

ABC confirmed it has indefinitely pulled Jimmy Kimmel's late-night talk show following comments he made on a Sept. 15 episode regarding the fatal shooting of conservative commentator Charlie Kirk.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/tv/2025/09/17/jimmy-kimmel-live-suspended-charlie-kirk-comments/86209499007/
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STEAM AND ITCH.IO BAN NSFW GAMES DUE TO LOBBYING FROM AUSTRALIANS, GOONERS COMMIT MASS SUICIDE

payment services visa and mastercard have demanded all supported services remove nsfw video games due to lobbying from well known anti-gooner and anti-violence advocacy group collective shout, due to this steam and itch.io have removed hundreds of nsfw games from their libraries
>news space
thremzillions of gooners on xitter chinktok der ‘cord raisinstagram jewtube and lesotho.com have simultaneously cried out in pure rage over this and their leader elon musk has even tweeted about it, hopefully TOTAL GOONER DEATH will be realised in the coming days due to mass suicide from porn addicts
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Raja Jackson arrested

Raja Jackson was arrested for a felony charge after he violently assaulted professional wrestler Stuart "Syko Stu" Smith during a wrestling event in Los Angeles, leaving Smith hospitalized with serious injuries.

https://sports.yahoo.com/article/raja-jackson-arrested-felony-charge-044917529.html
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BREAKING NEWS, 67 KID BEEFS WITH 41

BREAKING NEWS: Tensions escalate as 67 Kid and 41 exchange heated words online, sparking a new wave of rap beef in the UK drill scene. Fans are divided, with diss tracks dropping fast and furious. Authorities are monitoring the situation amid concerns of violence. Both camps remain defiant, vowing to defend their crews and reputations.
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BREAKING: Popular street artist niggaferal confirmed dead today at 26.

The death of popular online celebrity and Hip-hop artist Tyreese Bugeater, otherwise known as "niggaferal", has been confirmed today. His body was found in one of his apartments in Chicago. Although the cause of death is still unknown, an autopsy report found a nonlethal amount of cockroaches, beetles, and other assorted bugs in his bloodstream. Netizens worldwide mourn this enormous loss.
Blackson, Tyreese's closest friend and fellow street artist, commented on the situation.
>mayne the yteboys got him mayne im telling you mayne cant trust a cracker man
>i tell you mayne i saw some pigs in blue hats enter his house before he died mayne i'm telling you mayne this shit has layers to it mayne
The Chicago police department has denied an interview.
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NEPAL IN CRISIS! The Sharty moves to pull the strings of anti-government uprisings in the country.

This month the Federal Democratic Republic of Nepal has erupted into chaos, with violent clashes taking place between the government and the country's Gen Z citizens fueled by corruption and economic instability.

Earlier this month, the Nepalese government abruptly shut down access to over 25 social media platforms nationwide including YouTube, Plebbit, Facebook, Xitter, and LinkedIn. Prior to this, there had already been tension over the substantial wealth gap between workers and the ruling class. 20% of the country's young citizens have struggled to find employment and the salary of the average Nepali only amounts to 1,400 USD, while bureaucrats have been criticized for flaunting excessive wealth on social media. Critics allege that the social media shutdown was prompted by Gen Z Nepali pointing out this hypocrisy from government officials apart of a "Nepo Kid" trend online.

The result of the social media ban was widespread protests in Kathmandu and other regions of the country by Gen Z, which represents 40% of Nepal's population. However, demonstrations broke out into violence after police confrontations, which so far has resulted in the death of 51 people and over 1,300 injured. The government has responded by lifting the ban of social media, but Gen Z has called for a total removal of the current regime backed by youth participatory group known as Hami Nepal, as well as some Communist revolutionary parties.

Since then the conflict has only escalated, with the Prime Minister and President fleeing the country as well as parliament building being set ablaze.

Why are we important?
Today, Hami Nepal has attempted to centralize on der 'cord with over 35,000 Nepali present.

Some 'teens have taken notice of this and a raid thread has been created on /pol/, viewing the chaos as "a chance to directly impact a third world country and install a Shartian government."
'teens participating in today's raid have succeeded in secretly creating a flag to symbolize the revolution, receiving a strong positive response from Hami Nepal and potential adoption.

More details to come as this breaking situation unfolds.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Nepalese_Gen_Z_protests

Raid thread: https://soyjak.st/pol/thread/2117401.html
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It's 24 years since 9/11 or something like that yeah

Happy twin towers boom boom day 'mutts
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CHIMPANZINI BANANINI brutally kills BOMBARDILO COCODRILO, the reasons are unknown btw
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TRUMP ATE MCDONALDS SEAFOOD OR SOMETHING

2 days before nation america day 9/11 trump went out to eat seafoot at McJoe's or whatever to demonstrate the safety of US OF A or something
feels good being in the only country with god and mcdonalds seafoot or something
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/09/politics/trump-dine-dc-washington-restaurant
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Transgender woman calls for unity following Kirk murder

We trans folx stand with Charlie Kirk.
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9/11 was actually just an accident

9/11 was reported as “it actually was an accident, muslins are just fucking retarded” high ranking CIA official says
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'Unite the Kingdom' rally kicks off in central London

Thousands of people are expected to descend on London today for a rally organised by Tommy Robinson and a counter-protest led by Stand Up To Racism.
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>>>/qa/732956
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WORLD TRADE CENTER CONTROLLED DEMOLISHION TOMORROW

We at CIA decided to bring down the world trade center due to █████, ███ ████. We are also demolishing another building for the same reason aswell. There is also an ████████ █████████ ██████ so we could do it after that to █████ ███ ███████ and █████ █ ███. God bless.
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gen z is chuding up

A 2023 Economist/YouGov poll reported that 7% of Americans overall believe the Holocaust is a myth, with 20% of those aged 18-29 agreeing with this statement.
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Three People Were Shot Dead In Louisiana Doing A Crate Climb For TikTok

Three People Were Shot Dead In Louisiana Doing A Crate Climb For TikTok.
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Tyler Robinson identified as a suspect for the Charlie Kirk shooting.

The man suspected of fatally shooting American conservative activist Charlie Kirk is finally in custody following a two-day federal manhunt, authorities have confirmed.

Utah Governor Spencer Cox named Tyler Robinson, 22, as the suspected shooter at a news conference on Friday, after United States President Donald Trump himself announced that a suspect had been arrested. “We got him,” Cox said.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/9/12/charlie-kirk-shooter-identified-as-tyler-robinson-22-what-we-know

https://edition.cnn.com/us/live-news/charlie-kirk-shot-utah-death-09-12-25

According to mainstream news sources, Tyler was identified by his family, alongside his clothing. According to Facebook boomer trvthnvkers, he is a tranny redditor crossdresser and everything they hate about the left source trust me bro or however the boomer clitty is leaked. According to snopes, the image most often attributed to the troon pic is a 4 year old reddit post from a deleted user.

https://www.reddit.com/r/femboy/comments/r9ki4m/feeling_cute_but_still_cozy/

According to Donald Trump, this would mean the death penalty if he is confirmed to be the killer, being the first (alledged) transexual to be put to death by his Government. (Marge?)

As will all things on the internet, this may a giga megafalsenvke and completely untrue. His family members have wisely deleted everything of theirs from the web.
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THREMBO SUPPOSEDLY CALCULATED AS 6.7

Earlier this morning, renowned scientist Dr. Soystrom supposedly calculated the value of Thrembo to be 6.7. Needless to say, this has been a controversial discovery as he has not yet peer-reviewed his study or sent it to Snopes for further inquiry, leading to speculation from Dr. Soystein. "Nobody has ever tried to calculate Thrembo before," says the ex-psychiatrist. "and this retard hasn't even peer-reviewed it yet. We oughta lock him up in the Mental Asoylum!"

Despite the rumors, Dr. Soystrom stands steadfast. He claims he has already sent copies of his math to Snopes and is awaiting a response. In the meantime, soyteens are advised to keep referring to Thrembo as, well, Thrembo and not 6.7.
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Retired Japanese racehorse Haru Urara, famed for losing all her races, dies aged 29.

Retired Japanese racehorse Haru Urara, who saw an unexpected surge in popularity in recent months after the global launch of the mobile game umamusume, has died at the age of 29.

Once dubbed “the shining star of losers everywhere”, Haru Urara died in the early hours of Sept 9.

She was surrounded by staff members from Martha Farm in Chiba prefecture, where she was kept in her twilight years.

Haru Urara died from colic, which is caused by the build-up of gas in the intestines, reported Japanese entertainment news website Friday Digital on Sept 9. Colic is a dangerous condition in horses, with a high mortality rate.

Ms Yuko Miyahara, her caretaker at Martha Farm, told Friday Digital that the horse became unwell on Sept 8 and a vet was called.

Staff members accompanied her through the night, but her condition suddenly worsened at dawn on Sept 9, leading to her death.

2 Timothy 4:7 — I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith.

Rest in power, Haru.
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Charlie Kirk, CEO and co-founder of Turning Point USA, dead at 31.

He was killed by an assassin's bullet at a debate event on the campus of Utah Valley University, and leaves behind a wife and two young kids.

POTUS Donald Trump announced this on his Truth Social account, saying "The Great, and even Legendary, Charlie Kirk, is dead. No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth in the United States of America better than Charlie. He was loved and admired by ALL, especially me, and now, he is no longer with us. Melania and my Sympathies go out to his beautiful wife Erika, and family. Charlie, we love you!"

Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Charlie_Kirk
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115181934991844419
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Seth MacFarlane sues Baskin Robbins for 22 million due to false imprisonment.

Seth MacFarlane, the famed creator of the hit adult cartoon Family Guy, has had a Trust Fund Band with Baskin Robbins since 2011. However in a recent lawsuit against the ice cream franchise, Seth MacFarlane claims that the ice cream franchise has held him captive for over 7 years. MacFarlane says that a Baskin Robbins in Glendale, California locked him in their basement, and even water boarded him if he did not do a proper Peter Griffen voiceover. Only two months ago was MacFarlane finally able to escape the Baskin Robbins location. MacFarlane also claims that all his appearances on television and different types of media for the past 7 years were actually a lookalike who intentionally made false claims in order to publicly make him look bad. For example, the lookalike said in an interview that during the parties of American rapper Sean Combs, that he gave him oral sex in the mansions restroom. The Central Intelligence Agency has confirmed themselves that they intentionally sent out the lookalike due to Seth MacFarlanes criticism of Israel during the 2014 Gaza War. Seth MacFarlane has now gone under witness protection to protect him some potential Baskin Robbins assassins sent out to kill him. More to come in the following months of this trial.
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Breaking news:
Charlie Kirk shot. Billions of Chuddies leak, and he’s probably dead based on how his neck snapped.
Last words:
>ACK
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A moment of silence for Charlie Kirk
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A nigger named DeCarlos Brown stabs an innocent Ukrainian refugee in Charlotte, North Carolina. Before this, he had been in jail 10 times, yet he was still allowed to walk freely in public. He also started a fundraiser, but it was removed after he had earned $10,000 from it. Black fatigue is real.
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Demonic BLACK child covers WHITE family in diarrhea, then murders them

WOKE judges declare him hyper-innocent
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BREAKING: Charlie Kirk officially declared dead after shooting at Utah University.

Unpublished articles from local Utah news outlets (Deseret News) and live police scanners confirm Charlie Kirk dead after being shot. Shooter is also confirmed at large, as the shot came from 200 yards away. Police are actively looking for the shooter as of this post.

Mossad agent down…

https://www.deseret.com/utah/2025/09/10/charlie-kirk-shot/
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Police investigating after 3 people found dead in SE Portland home

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I JUST TOOK A BEAUTIFUL RAISIN

does anyone want to see
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Speed just met “Giga Chad” for the first time in Chicago

Speed meet gigachad! W speed and chad
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Letter leaked between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein in the shape of a woman's body

A new letter has been leaked between POTUS Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein in the shape of a naked woman's body. It's speculated to be an inside joke between them about something sexual. Most likely related to Epstein Island because of its sexual nature, the speculated inside joke, and how it's the shape of a woman's body. It even has Donald Trump's signature.
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/biz/ Gets a New Sticky & Blotter

In a move hailed by both casual observers and seasoned investors, the /biz/ board has unveiled a significant upgrade to its core functionality.

The new blotter now provides live tracking of key financial assets. Visitors to /biz/ can now see a real-time stream of pricing data for precious metals, including gold and silver, alongside the market movements of popular cryptocurrencies, such as Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and Dogecoin.

This enhancement marks a new era for the board, solidifying its position as a go-to resource for a unique blend of financial commentary and market speculation. In addition to the blotter upgrade, the board's sticky thread has been updated to reflect the new functionality, providing a central point of reference for the latest market insights and discussions.

The change comes as a welcome development for a community that thrives on up-to-the-minute market information and trend analysis.
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U.S. President Trump rebrands Department of Defense to Department of War following executive order

This week POTUS Donald Trump signed an executive order allowing his administration to rename the U.S. Department of Defense to the Department of War, a historic name that was instated by the 1st United States Congress in 1789 and has not been used since the 33rd POTUS Harry S. Truman changed it in 1947.

The controversial restoration has been met with criticism from Pentagon officials and House Democrats, stating that the executive order comes without Congressional approval and undermines Trump's supposed image as a 'peacekeeper.'

Before signing the executive order, Trump stated "We won the First World War. We won the Second World War. We won everything before that and in between, and then we decided to go woke and we changed the name to the Department of Defense. So we're going Department of War."

Sources: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/09/restoring-the-united-states-department-of-war
https://www.war.gov
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Skibidigod commits suicide and posts it on Reddit

Recently, a TVRK posted on the subreddit "r/skibidtoilet" that he wanted to leave. Due to Reddit having a comment bug at the time nobody could leave a comment on his posts. Which he then proceeded to a train tunnel in order to be hit by it and die. This is called a "suicide". What are your thoughts?
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HTSM CAUGHT BLINKING

A /soy/ poster recently has found a haunted PNG said to blink if you stare at it. Viewer discretion is advised
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Admin c0e7 declares JIHAAD on BOT POSTS, BILLIONS DEAD

For a long while, a great sum of /soy/ users had been theorizing that the catty was being habitually botted with repetative bait.

Today/ a few hours ago, the theories were proven true(n) by a massive carpet-bombing of bans deployed by the sharty's own automated systems, and MANUAL GUIDANCE by Janny hands.

It is also notable to mention that beside the usual chudbait, paragraph-long demotivator posts as posted in /x/ have also been mysteriously absent.

As of the time of writing, the banlogs are returning to normal, leaving many to wonder just what kind of hyperobsessed autismoretard one would have to be to bot this site. Unless of course it's fedwork, in which case yeah fair enough.

Demotivator thread examples, as posted in /x/ weird occurences thread:
https://archive.ph/mXykt

Experts agree that the ongoing efforts and changes will negatively affect sharty astroturfing attempts for -1224picoseconds, but that still won't curb my love for c0e7.
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US Department of Justice considers banning gun ownership for transgender

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Man kills himself and his mom because of ChatGPT

Stein-Erik Soelberg who was a big time schizo believed his mom was actually a Chinese spy because of his mental illness and decided to ask about it from his ChatGPT friend named Bobby and over some time ChatGPT convinced him his mom was indeed a Chinese spy so he decided to kill his mom
>Groomed 5 people into suicide award
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GOP launches investigation of Wikipedia, claims editors circulate anti-Israel narratives.

This week the Republican Party in Congress has announced that they have begun an investigation of Wikipedia, claiming that its editors have been circulating disinformation and harmful bias on topics regarding Israel, Ukraine, and US foreign policy aimed towards the Western audience.

Earlier this year in March, the Anti-Defamation League claimed that a coordinated group of editors have been using the site to push antisemitic narratives and influence public opinion, particularly through the "Early life" section on articles about people. In May, the Wikimedia Foundation's tax-exempt status was scrutinized by US Attorney for D.C. Ed Martin, citing concerns about Wikipedia's potential vulnerability to propaganda pushed by anti-Israel and pro-Kremlin actors.

The Wikimedia Foundation has responded to the investigation by reiterating its policy on editorial neutrality, defending its status as a non-profit organization.

Sources:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/08/27/wikipedia-under-investigation-by-republicans/85855314007
https://www.adl.org/resources/report/editing-hate-how-anti-israel-and-anti-jewish-bias-undermines-wikipedias-neutrality
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Xi to flaunt China's vision of new global order at military parade

Xi to flaunt China's vision of new global order at military parade

The National Day Parade (Chinese: 国庆阅兵), officially the National Day of the People's Republic of China Parade (Chinese: 中华人民共和国国庆阅兵), is a civil-military parade event held at Tiananmen Square in Beijing, the capital of the People's Republic of China, on the National Day of the People's Republic of China on 1 October. It is organized by the People's Liberation Army. It has been held every decade since 1959 and has been broadcast live on China Central Television since 1984.

In May, Chinese weaponry appeared to prove itself in a conflict between India and Pakistan, when Pakistan used Chinese J10-C jets to shoot down several Indian fighter jets. The role of Chinese kit in that conflict, while never officially acknowledged by Beijing, was nonetheless highlighted in Chinese media as a success story for China’s military capabilities.

The parade will occur today at 7:00 to 8:10 pm MST.
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Trump threatens China with 200% tariffs >or something

President Donald Trump has threatened to impose a 200 percent tariff "or something"amerimutt on China if it fails to supply the United States with magnets, though he said he believed "we’re not going to have a problem."

"They have to give us magnets. If they don’t give us magnets … we have to charge them a 200% tariff or something,"amerimutt Trump told reporters on Monday as he hosted South Korean President Lee Jae Myung at the White House.

"But we’re not going to have a problem," he added.

Trump accused Beijing of securing a monopoly over the global magnet industry. "China, intelligently went and they took a monopoly of the world’s magnets," he said.

"Nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago, 'let’s all do magnets.'"

The president said the US could be self-sufficient in magnet production within a year.

"With magnets, we’re going to have a lot of magnets in a pretty short period of time. In fact, we’ll have so many we won’t know what to do with them," he noted.
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Troonjak tries to kill xhimself with a nintendo switch charger

Troonjak tried to kill xhimself with a nintendo switch charger but failed
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Multiple people injured in Catholic school shooting in Minneapoli, police say

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cly22nkpz8gt
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The VNITED KINGDQM BANS P*RN

From Friday, websites operating in the UK with p*rnographic content must "robustly" age-check users.

Adults wanting to access explicit material should experience a significant change in how they use the internet - while websites that ignore the new laws could be fined up to £18m, or 10% of worldwide revenue.

Ofcom, which estimates about 14 million people watch online p*rnography in the UK, says tougher age checks will make it harder for children to stumble across harmful material online.

Since 99% of all p*rn sites are retarded, xhey will most likely pull xheir services from the UK.

This will result in thousands of British Jartycucks committing suicide.
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