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 1StickyLocked[Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

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Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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 16785[Reply]

JANNIES RIGGED THE GET AND ATTACHED PORN OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE AND THE HULK

JUST SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN
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 16817

geg gem, quads arent gets doe

 16818

>>16811
Trvke

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 16821

>>16791
TSWABAG

 16831

Why would Jannies do this?

 16832

oh man, the joke is porn! The jannies are millennials like me!



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 16792[Reply]

Yesterday during an Omegle livestream, IShowSpeed (real name Darren Watkins Jr) was flashbanged by a cartel beheading video that a troll put on his webcam. This resulted in the stream prematurely ending.

That's literally it.

 16824

snca who cares about a nigger stream

 16825

Shi everybaldi cares about doe

 16826

Should of posted cado

 16828

nigger

 16829

Don’t be racist people, it’s rlly bad

 16830

link?



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This just in: Rockstar Games and Take-Two Interactive have just scratched the May 2026 release date of the long-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI, delaying it once again to November 19th 2026.

As of now, both companies have not released a statement on why the game was delayed again. However, Take-Two Interactive CEO Strauss Zelnick stated in a recent interview “…we’re seeking to release the most extraordinary title anyone’s ever seen in the history of entertainment. …And in this instance, Rockstar Games believes a limited amount of additional time is required for polish to support that view.”

Source: https://variety.com/2025/gaming/news/gta-6-release-delayed-november-2026-1236571679


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 16823[Reply]

the r/markiplier national focus will be finished in 69 days unless quote cancels it.


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 16724[Reply]>>16780

Spadesissies lost
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 16769

Shit everybody was waiting for

 16774

Diamondbros won

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the 10 jews who regularly post bbc bait here just ACKED

 16776

OY VEY! HOW WILL WE REPLACE THE WHITES NOW!!?

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>>16724 (OP)
THE REAL BBC WE ALL KNEW AND LOVED GOT BURIED WITH JIMMY SAVILE

 16822

dam nigga



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 16767[Reply]>>16782

Chris O'Neil, known for his popular animation and game Youtube channels, OneyNG and Oneyplays, changed his Steam profile picture to a caca.
Is this a Cacaborean win?

 16770

I give a phono about this

 16779

aryan 'teens vliterally cant stop vvinning

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>>16767 (OP)

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 16743[Reply]

Polls have closed and results are starting to come in.
Zohran Mamdani, Andrew Cuomo and Curtis Sliwa are running to replace outgoing Mayor Eric Adams.
Voter turnout has surpassed 2 million, the first time that's happened since 1969. Early voting turnout set records.
President Trump said Monday night New Yorkers "really had no choice" but to vote for Andrew Cuomo.
Most recent polling showed Zohran Mamdani with a lead in the race, although Cuomo had gained some ground.
Threats targeted polling locations in New Jersey and New York City, though officials say voting was not significantly impacted.
Follow along with the rest of major election news across the country here.

Zohran Mamdani will be New York City's 111th mayor, CBS News projects, capping a closely watched campaign in which the little-known state assemblyman energized voters with his focus on making America's largest city more affordable.
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 16800>>16803

>>16793
You can still find the dancing Israelis report at Jewtube

 16803>>16804

>>16800
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1719010813292286447.html
Debunked here. 7/11 schizo theories are a psy-op so your 70 iq goy brain won't question why A/Q did 7/11.

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>>16803
>It's deboooooooooonked, chud!

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>It's deboooooooooonked, chud!

 16809>>16810


 16810

>>16809
Kikes hate and fear him



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 16552[Reply]

Chapter 6: Mini Season 2 also referred to as Chapter 6: Season MS2 or Season 38, will be the thirty-eighth season of Fortnite: Battle Royale, and the sixth and final season of Chapter 6. The season will start on November 1st 2025.

The entire season is a collaboration with The Simpsons, with the marketing slogan Fartnite.
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>in the name of allah, my heckin' wholesome marge is in fACK-
<mandatory snca nusoi

 16687

goyslop: the game

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>>in the name of allah, my heckin' wholesome marge is in fACK-
><mandatory snca nusoi

 16701

Imagine if they added barney

 16738

marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge
homie
marrrrrrrrrrrrge
homie

 16805

>marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge
>homie
>marrrrrrrrrrrrge
>homie

D'OH award



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 16571[Reply]

BREAKING NEWS: Well-known "DJ Chuddy" was gruesomely assassinated at one of his concerts. The shooter's identity or motive was unkown.
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 16683>>16695

DJ Chuddy molested me when I was 7

 16695

>>16683
Never happened award

 16697

i have a broken sense of humor

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lol

 16749

I've got Grindr on lockdown when can we get this party started James Dolan will pull the Knicks off the court

 16801

Bleak….



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 16799[Reply]

He's red for an amazing reason


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https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/brazil-rio-janeiro-police-operation-gangs-9.6957947

Federal government surprised by operation, UN's human rights body 'horrified' by casualties

The death toll from a massive police raid on a notorious gang in Rio de Janeiro rose Wednesday to 119, including four policemen, Brazilian police said.

The previous toll given by authorities was 60 suspected gang members and four police officers, following Tuesday's operation by 2,500 police and soldiers that sparked clashes in two low-income neighbourhoods of the city.

The tally of suspects arrested was 113, up from 81, police spokesperson Felipe Curi told a news conference.

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>>16517
Latuff is based aslong he doesn't support faggotory. I hate slummers too though since they are all degenerate

 16677

Vaxxed?

 16685

This pleases Kira

 16723

>>16626
And is the country that kills the most transgenders in the world

 16781>>16795

>>16675
He's "based" because he's regurgitating shit from /pol/ just sugarcoating everything just to fit with his marxist propaganda, he genuinely praises North Korea and Cuba while ignoring that both are failed states sucking off to Russia or China for some breadcrumbs: countries in which both are colonizing mass murdering empires but no one said diddly dick until the Jewkraine war went mainstream or the Sandniggercaust leaks.

 16795

>>16781
I hate commies but aslong he hates Kikes and mutts he's good



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 16790[Reply]

quote has selected the r/markiplier national focus. this will help the soyjak shitty turn into le good instead of being fuggen jardee hunkey twink sex machine. in 70 days soyjak shity will renamed to r/markiplier and will gem that saved the party.


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>>16702
Onono Amerikikes secretly love troons geg

 16719>>thread_16550

>>16550 (OP)
Alien vs Predator

 16722

>>16719
Total Alien Victory

 16773>>thread_16550

Trannies are aryan compared to muslims

 16777

>>16773
Tsmt Total Timmy Death

 16778

islam vvon



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 16765

BBC won



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 15912[Reply]>>thread_15912

Gold prices were surging above $4,000 per ounce for the first time ever, as escalating political tension in the United States and renewed fears over global financial stability drove investors out of risk assets and into safer options. Gold jumped more than 3% in intraday trading, building on a rally that has lifted the metal over 50% since January.

The latest rally comes as markets brace for potential Federal Reserve rate cuts later this year and as investors increasingly view bullion as a hedge against policy and geopolitical chaos.

Reuters noted that U.S. Treasury yields have eased on safe-haven flows, while exchange-traded funds linked to physical gold saw their biggest inflows since mid-2023.

Analysts said central banks, particularly in Asia and the Middle East, continue to expand their holdings amid concerns about the dollar’s long-term stability.
source:The price of gold reached $4,000 an ounce for the first time ever

https://ground.news/article/the-price-of-gold-reached-4-000-an-ounce-for-the-first-time-ever_de3516?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share

 15947

golden news

 15999>>thread_15912

>>15912 (OP)
Can these things please happen once im fucking 18 please????

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>>15999
kek nusoicacas can't invest

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>Gold Blasts Past $4,000 as Investors Flee to Safety Amid U.S. Political Turmoil



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 16752[Reply]

Never again


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 16753[Reply]

Charlie is stable thank god


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Today, Paul Daniel "Ace" The Spaceman Frehley died shortly after being hospitalized from a fall in his recording studio.

The musician's claim to fame was being the co-founder of Kiss, one of the most iconic and influential American rock bands in the world, which has sold over 100M records worldwide. He was the lead guitarist on the band's first nine albums.

After receiving word, bandmates Paul Stanley and (((Gene Simmons))) stated “He was an essential and irreplaceable rock soldier during some of the most formative foundational chapters of the band and its history. He is and will always be a part of Kiss’s legacy,"

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_Frehley

 16292

good Kiss sucks

 16310

FUCKING DUH
Like last week you stupid slow tranner

 16751

And nothing of value or talent was lost



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 16540[Reply]>>thread_16540

JD Vance, arguably the most terminally online politician to date, has dressed up as the meme of himself for halloween.

 16541

I love my internet poisoned baldlennial vice president

 16542

>>16540 (OP)
Hes so heckin based

 16599

Somewhat gemmy

 16625

>>16540 (OP)
You will be arrested if you try to enter the US with this image on your phone.

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>>>16540 (OP)
>You will be arrested if you try to enter the US with this image on your phone.
quit consuming goyslop redditroon

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>>16540 (OP)
even with the wig the wife still won't fuck him



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Hello, distinguished gentleman on the sharty, please have a nice day the rest of your day and study up for upcoming AP tests.


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 16742[Reply]

it's fucking over

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i really hate this smug poopjeet and xher negan ass looking mandible



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 16348[Reply]>>thread_16348

GEEEEGE HE JUST GOTN HANGED BY THE PUSSY ROTAR
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 16448

Gem goes up

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 16455

>>16453
DO THIS

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>>16405
>it's truly a cute site

 16647

Up

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>>16348 (OP)
Up



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https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1985826147670675594
The White House on X dot com has replied to a post made by latinx California Senator Jxsx Padillx with an AI soyface of him in mockery.
However, as soyentists rush to conclude whether it is IAS, they have discovered a terrible aspect to the post: there are no arrows.
The White House has yet to leave comment as to how and why they look like that and whether or not they say that.


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>>16713
Why so mean doe?

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>>>>>>>>16705 (You)
>>>>>>>Geeeeg are Amerkike pedos this obsessed?

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>>>>>>>>>16705 (You)
>>>>>>>>Geeeeg are Amerkike pedos this obsessed?

 16718>>thread_16704

>>16704 (OP)
Many Ukrainian cried that day

 16720

Bump

 16721

>>16718
URINI SLAVA! GLORY TO HEROES!



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 16590[Reply]

0 days: jarty
1 to 4 days: apprentice
5 to 10 days: soldier
10 to 20 days: master
20 to 30 days: vrill mage
31 days: GOD

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I already lost

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forgot NNN was even happening and did it after I got back from a party past midnight. fuck my stupid chud life



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