R: 25 / I: 13National Revolutionary Party of Soyteens
With my finally noticing that /dem/ exists, I, SunsGreatistWarrior1912, have taken up the mantle of creating my own political party based on the work of Dr. Sun Yat Sen, and commiting this party to making sure that the average soyteen will have a voice in this sites future.
<The NRPS stands for anti-namefaggery (despite this, it is needed for effective advertising), the upholding of democracy, the welfare of the common soyteen, being Anti Autist-slop (FPE, 'zellig, etc), a return to creative 'jakking, and the spread of these ideas to other boards.
<For too long the Sharty itself has been complaining how raisinty and unfunny the site has become, and it's time for those who do truly do care to cast their vote for a party that will hope to bring the democratic revolution to not just this one board, but to the whole site itself.
<Nationalism, Democracy, and Conservatism are the three main ideas of the NRSP, and with the help of the common chud and you too, we will make this dream of ours come true.
<The NRPS will seek to create an advisory council with representatives from all political parties to ensure that the voices of all users are heard loud and clear.
<We will relax on gemmy NAS like Trumps and Gigas, but punish and subdue the coal and vantablack of the 'log.
<Our cause is a righteous one and I personally think it is every 'teens duty to vote for a party that will guarantee free speech, stability, and a gemmy board.
<And even if we don't go the distance we seek to go, I thank each every one beforehand for your participation and support of of this campaign.
<This is SGW signing off, see you at the polls soyteens.