I have some free time to spend. Have to work on internal affairs.
I have always liked you soyteens. Feel free to ask questions about the status of the website. God bless.
kuuuz why did you save the sharty
will you bring /a/ back to the top?
are you larping?
why did you choose april fools to get the site back if this isnt a larp?
If Froot doesn’t own the site anymore why is UID 138 still named “Nigger” in every thread he replies to
Kuz are you going to do anything with the IRC, booru, schlog, and the rest?
>>23098he hasn't obtained them yet doe
>>23098doll said he was gonna take the shlog and possibly the booru away from the sharty
holy reddit larp
shut this niggerhole down
Whats your favorite amount of reppeys.
>>23102fucking schlogkikes, just like every other splinter before them they are pretentious faggots that think they are better than the sharty
When are you going to restore the site to how it was?
When is the site going back on the soyjak.party or soyjak.st domain?
When is the soyjak.party domain returning? I believe we could try key systems again as doxbin is currently using it without issues and I think the issues null and others had with it is that they bought it through a faggy reseller like internet.bs which cucked them (just like we did)
Will there be a sort of coal moderation like during your reign? The current ‘log is very brimmy.
>>23102Soyosphere decentralization… le BAD
>>23073 (OP)When is the old 10 million+ postcount returning
>>23111doll did it unprompted because of all the pedo shit from yesterday. He also mentioned doing something with the wiki too.
Did you kill froot and what happened to the others admins
>>23123yea cuz froot wouldn't ba able to rulecuck it into the ground
>>23102Well, I don’t care about the shl*og but i need my good ol’ booru back
And also is that really you on the kiwki
Can you bring back the 'chive kuzzy kuz
hi guys kuzzy here, im a pedo i like children i like em young
what were you doing when you left the soysphere and chans and sheeit? i mean like what were you doing when you weren't doing imageboard stuff if that makes sense?
also love you kuzzy
>>23073 (OP)Whoever is doing this LARP:
Thank you
This event has been the most fun I had on the sharty in a long time. Thanks for not backing down after the nusois started crying.
>>23132i know what he said, but one day of niggerhell brim, not even as bad as old kuz soot era (actual 'p being spammed) shouldnt cause him to immediatley take every site away from the sharty, this is just a petty squabble between him and kuz (provided this is real and not just a larp)
>>23160no you are not, all your namefaggots are faggots and no fun is ever had on there
Can you add VC's, Polls, Autoscrolling etc all the stuff that made the website objectively better?
>>23132>the schlog finally becoming a hostile offsite community Took them long enough kek
>>23172trvthnvke do this also i remember faggots crying about autoscroll when it was added geg
>>23154>not backing downThey've already started cucking it doe
>>23076Do not know what that is.
>>23081It is not me nor is it anyone affiliated with the KolymaNET team. Merely a detractor using the subject field to masquerade as me in a thread; one of the pointless changes implemented by Crooked Marco Cucinelli. Stay alert.
>>23083Only reclaiming my business from a thief.
>>23084No, no, wanted to see how you would react.
>>23096The next directive will not come with a laugh track.
>>23097My team ported over the entire party's database onto the KolymaNET servers. Pointless changes like this one will still be in effect due to this until we are able to fully eradicate hostile influence from the website. I will see to it that this change is removed.
>>23098I do not own the servers for any of these. The court order only granted me access to the domains soyjak.party, soyjak.st and the soyjak.party servers. I gave the blog and Kozakov 24 hours to vacate the blog.soyjak.st domain. The clock is ticking!
>>23109100 seems like a balanced amount.
>>23122Everything takes work to do. I am still resolving matters with the KolymaNET team; earlier today, we implemented new boards and changed the moderation to notably erase discord pedophile influence. Give it time.
>>23131Under discussion.
>>23134They are gone. Unceremoniously removed. Just quiet removal and restoration. Never again will they lay a hand on my website or indoctrinate soyteens.
>>23144I will work on it.
>>23149Busy.
>>23172The site is still a work in progress.
>>23186It's like coming back from a drug trip doebeight, Slowly things start to come back to normal o algo
>>23190Can we have a sitewide raid on /b/?
>>23190can you show some proof that you are actually kuz and not some faggot
When's the main domain coming back?
>>23190>Courtissa larp
bring back the yotsoyba theme nigger
>>23195it's just gigachad admin larping prolly
>>23176Wait what tldr spoonfeed me what happened why are they hostile now
>>23190Even doe you can just enter the IRC and ask.
>>23201Xhey always had a superiority complex over the sharty and now they're gonna break off into a splinter. Read the screenshots
>>23208it's gonna become 'cord niggerhell
>>23190Fuck this fucking larp its got me all giddy for the good ol’ days of pure chaos
>>23190i thought you died of aids or something
will /a/ be removed completely or just a hidden board?
>>23176It’s the Jarty virus, every splinter group gets a superiority complex within a year of it being created
>>23210>sees passport>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYS NAMETROON CORDNIGGER SHITSKIN TRANNY FAGGOT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS BAN THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>23212niggers that say pure chaos are fucking redditors yall sound like edgy retards but are secretly redditors
add frutiger aero style pls i need to /calm/
>>23190how much gamergirl flarts did you smell to go from the gigapedo larp to the kyz larp
>>23230>add frutiger aero style pls i need to /calm/blinded by nostalgia award
>>23223Redditor this redditor that, i dont care im enjoying
Say kuz, have you ever watched the soviet treasure island cartoon
You’re like livesey and the crew after pulling a quick one on john silver’s crew with flint’s treasure
>>23190>Busy.can you elaborate a bit more on what you were doing and stuff? i want a less vague answer please
Kuz can we raid /b/ as a site?
>>23208Weren't they already an independent splinter just on good terms tho
Also I thought broot was the head honcho of the schlog not doll
>>23242>>23234i dont care what old websites looked like i just liked using the style
>>23244they were on "good terms" with the admins, not the userbase
has your aids turned into HIV yet
>>23243we used to do this all the time why do you need his permission nigga
>>23254i thought it was the other way around
𝐊𝐔𝐙 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒
𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐌
𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐋 𝐊𝐔𝐙
>>23268geg keyed reference evendoe tno is just a troon propaganda
>>23190why did you do this on april fools? was it actually a 200iq psyop 4d chess move to make it seem like froot is still in control while you were doing everything from behind the scenes? please explain the your reasonings
why is safari so fucking buggy now with websites, its amazing how its taken IE's place as world's most dysfunctional web browser
>>23242it did somewhat have a bunch of gloss though
i remember
i had sex with a commiepedotroon
>>23193Good idea. Perhaps.
>>23195It's genuinely incredible how you all still think this is some April Fools larp. Have you taken a single look at the Kiwifarms thread, at my tripcode, or even at the website's URL?
>>23197I am hoping to switch back to soyjak.st, or soyjak.party depending on ability, either tonight or tomorrow.
>>23214It is time to reveal something. I never had AIDS. Everything was fake. I lied about it. Discord pedophile falseflags severely inhibited my ability to work on the website and enjoy working on it. Therefore, I handed the website over to my most trusted employees. The rest is history.
>>23237That sounds neat.
>>23247Are you baiting or genuinely an idiot?
>>23281Already answered. I wanted to see your reactions. To watch you switch from laughter about a funny April Fools joke to hope for the website.
>>23296kuz any plans to rewrite the wiki to make it more pro kuz?
>>23289yeah but frutiger sites had completely different design
>>23296everyone saw it post timestamp of something or gtfo
>>23296KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZ
>>23299do this frootcord slandered him
kuz doesn't avatarfag with his jak
>>23306enjoying your 0 player minecraft server mist?
>>23296do you transheart slopejacks?
kuz hows heyuri
do you still talk to that crowd
>>23296>most trusted employee Marge I though you said you disliked doll after he backstabbed you?
>>23343he gave it to max first retard
>>23296do you think froot is part of the mafia or some other gang/criminal organization? from what ive heard he is italian, which is notorious for the mafia shit, do you also think that root, doll, and their jannies and mods were also involved with the weird gangster shit froot was probably doing?
also, do you think the soypocalypse was done intentionally by doll as a conspiracy to illegally sell the site to froot?
what ideology do you believe in
>>23343thats the thing, they both got him in a swing
has the froot cabal contacted you yet or have they simply given up on retaking the sharty?
are you worried about froot or some other people making splinters
is soyjak.blog gonna be taken over aswell
>>23073 (OP)QRD on what happened with you and vidlii? I forgot.
>>23382shlog deserves raping of the highest order
>>23073 (OP)my BELOVED /pol/… WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO ARGUE ABOUT SNCA NOW??
>>23073 (OP)is it okay if i call you yuri or just kuz?
>>23296what happened to yaroslavTV? he was the best approver and janny on the 'ru in my opinion, why did he leave, and what do you think he's doing now?
Will miss circle be executed by firing squad?
please add /pol/
please kvz
>>23296Kuz please take the booru i want all these annoying namefags permabanned
>>23073 (OP)out of all the dates you could have chosen to take over the sharty why april first even though you probably knew that it'd cause mass hysteria?
why the fuck did you chose to completely fuck over the site layout and all the boards? What's gonna happen to the GETs? (although we might as well forget the 10th mil /soy/ GET not a huge loss imo) but like come on we had a good thing going man
>>23437do this though behead all namefags
>>23438did you not read what he said, hes in progress of transferring data and shit
>>23438if this wasn't a dogshit larp i would've wished that the post count was left as reset for the gegs
kuz why do they still have the wiki and booru up on your domain? explain that?
>Strips all the decent features from Froot-era sharty
>Leaves the site in chaos for an entire day
>Does this on April Fools
>Adds a /fap/ board
>Moves the domain instead of keeping it on soyjak.st
At least add the feature to hide posts & file hashes back to the sharty is this is legitimate.
>did you not read what he said, hes in progress of transferring data and shit
>>23073 (OP)KUZ KUZ KUZ I HECKIN LOVE YOUUUU! any plans for how this needs to go from now? also glad you're doing better and are you going to try to talk to massa again?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>23480is it normal that everytime I try to watch a vid a new tab opens or something
he died the aids got to him
>>23296why did the jannies do the five board thing on march 21? the same thing that you did? did they do it because they expected you to take over, and all of this is a staged conspiracy, and froot is still controlling everything from behind the scenes? also very convenient that the timer was set to end just a few days before april 1, where you "took over" the sharty, another obvious fact that this is all a staged jewish conspiracy by froot
>>23468litteraly answered it above nigger
>The court order only granted me access to the domains soyjak.party, soyjak.st and the soyjak.party servers. I gave the blog and Kozakov 24 hours to vacate the blog.soyjak.st domain. The clock is ticking!
full respect respect full
>>23495I like the intab video player better, okay? I don't want to have a bunch of random videos in my browsing history is that too much to ask?
what if the timer was froot expecting kuz to take over but kuz decided to delay it until april 1st
>>23518please do kuz we love you and we want you to stay with us for ever and always
>>23150Wait, so what was with the 'ki layout change before and during the event? Was that completely unrelated?
I TOLD THE SOYIM IT WAS REAL AND THEY DIDNT LISTEN
>>23526minimalist layout with an Apple gag if i remember correctly
>>>23452
>>trust the science
>btw i cant read and im a stupid adhd ridden nigger who cant wait
I TOLD THE SOYIM IT WAS REAL AND THEY DIDNT LISTEN
What proof can you give us that you are kuz
>>>trust the science
>>btw i cant read and im a stupid adhd ridden nigger who cant wait
Will the voice chat, quote, or subscribe buttons come back? I liked them. The quote feature made it easier to soyduel and I actively used the voice chat feature daily. So, could you bring them back? Will they come back?
>>23190What do you think of chuds.life? And Soyjak.blog?
>>23299The old wiki staff will be given an offer to hand over the wiki's database and work under me. In case they refuse, a new wiki will be set up under wiki.soyjak.st. There will be no more slander spread about me.
>>23321It is a good country. Full of people loyal to my motherland.
>>23327I am not going to even comment on this shit.
>>23330They are doing fine last I heard. Kaguya still manages it. I have not had the opportunity to post on it lately due to the obvious circumstances. Still think of it as one of the last good imageboards.
>>23356I know exactly who Marco Cucinelli is and what his profession is. All will be revealed if he attempts to wrestle for the website; he knows this, this is why there has not been a single attempt to retake the website. Those who knew, knew. The rest of you are catching up.
>>23382I gave Kozakov an opportunity to work under me again as a show of good will. He refused, so this is going to be the last time we interact. I do not care for that website. Only the party matters.
>>23438I already explained everything earlier in the thread. Read through it.
>>23468I was under the impression the booru was running on booru.soy. Never actually bothered to check. My mistake. In any case, I am going to have KolymaNET scrape the current booru and host a new one under new software, whereas the old one may remain under Kozakov. Assuming he even finds a domain for it, as he's getting kicked off in just about 6 hours. Sad!
>>23480Thank you. Big things are coming soon. Be ready for the next directive.
>>23492I do not know nor care.
>>23518There will be no more admins. I am going to host the website forever on the KolymaNET servers. Funds are not an issue either.
This is my last reply.
Stay alert. God bless. Kuznetsov out.
>>23579Nigga, I asked you a question. Answer.
>>23574>There will be no more admins. I am going to host the website forever on the KolymaNET serversyeah but we saw max yesterday whats happening to him
>>23574transheart slopjaks or forever be labled a transphobic straggot and forced to look like one forever
> <shit theyre on to me
<uhmm This is my last reply.
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<Stay alert. God bless. Frooznetsov out.
>>23096oh my zelensky is that a tno refrence
CHIVE THIS NOW FIRST KUZZY Q&A
When are you planning to buy 4chan?
What have you been doing ever since you first left the sharty? I don't really look at kiwifarms.
>>23150>it's fake, doll cuts ties from froot for allowing brim as a "joke" and takes over the site again, leading to a new frootless doll era (gemmy)>it's real, kuz takes over the site and we get a second kolyma era while froot and his mindfucked doll golem seethe endlessly on some splinter nobody uses (gemmy because no froot)
>>23190WAIT KUZZZZ KUUUUUZZZZZ WILL YOU BRING BACK /RAID/ AND RAIDING
>>23791>It's fake but doll won't do anything and we will still have froot (nothing ever happens)
>>23296maybe you could post a vocaroo to prove you're real o algo
we could recognize your voice from the streams you did ages ago
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