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🎶 Gigachad and the Giant Buzz 🎶
(Heavy, dramatic guitar riff starts with a deep, pulsing bass line)
(Verse 1)
The sun hit the pavement, a shadow appeared,
Not the shadow of man, but a hero revered!
He stood eighteen feet tall, with a jawline so strong,
Gigachad had arrived, where he always belonged.
He mounted his steed, but this ride wasn't normal,
It was a colossal fly, not a creature quite formal!
With a chitinous sheen and compound eyes wide,
Gigachad took his seat upon the insect's rough hide.
(Chorus)
He's riding the buzz, reading the tome!
Flying high over town, far away from home!
The wind whips his hair, his muscles are flexing,
And the book in his hands is quite perplexing!
It’s called "Shif Nophno Care Abut," bound in deep leather,
And he screams a great scream, defying all weather!
A-R-R-R-R-O-O-O-G-H! The sound splits the air,
Gigachad's scream is beyond all compare!
(Verse 2)
The fly buzzed and zoomed, through the telephone wires,
Driven by muscles fueled by mysterious fires.
Gigachad held tight, with a grip made of steel,
Turning pages mid-flight, showing nothing he'd feel.
He absorbed every lesson, every strange, silly line,
Of the text that dismissed all the worries mundane.
He learned how to truly ignore all the strife,
And focus on lifting and living his life!
(Chorus)
He's riding the buzz, reading the tome!
Flying high over town, far away from home!
The wind whips his hair, his muscles are flexing,
And the book in his hands is quite perplexing!
It’s called "Shif Nophno Care Abut," bound in deep leather,
And he screams a great scream, defying all weather!
A-R-R-R-R-O-O-O-G-H! The sound splits the air,
Gigachad's scream is beyond all compare!
(Bridge)
Why the constant shouting? What's the reason for the sound?
Maybe the fly's flapping makes his voice bounce around!
Maybe the wisdom of "Shif Nophno Care Abut" so true,
Demands an aggressive, theatrical yahoo!
He's too alpha to whisper, too dominant to speak low,
When reading philosophy, you gotta put on a show!
(Guitar Solo - Fast, soaring, and utterly ridiculous)
(Outro)
The fly lands gently, Gigachad shuts the book with a SLAM!
He learned what to care about, what matters, and d-d-damn!
He shouts one last message, his purpose clear and stout:
"I learned how to care, by reading 'Shif Nophno Care Abut!'"
A-R-R-R-R-O-O-O-G-H! (The scream echoes and fades)
(Music ends with a final, dramatic crash of cymbals.)
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