とんかつ

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とんかつ

@tonkatsu_carp

Parody account

一応広島ファンフォロバ100　サブ垢

@tonkatsusubdesu

今シーズンの現地2勝1敗

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放送「リクエストされた曲を放送します」「何の曲だ...」

「ミセス！」

「ホロライブ！」放送「Kernkraft 400です」

「ヤ！ス！ア！キ！」(全員がジャンプして床が抜ける)

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お前書かれてるよ

The image is a reply to a post by しょうま (@XqIbjXxUxW37590) tagging @0Ari_ with the text "お前書かれてるよ" which translates to "You are being drawn". It features an illustration of two anime-style characters with exaggeratedly large eyes, as mentioned in the original post text "目が異常にでかいこいつ" meaning "This guy has abnormally large eyes". One character has light blue hair and is wearing a blue hoodie, while the other has pink hair and is wearing a pink hoodie. The pink-haired character is hugging the blue-haired one from behind. The image is high quality, with vibrant colors and clear lines, typical of anime art. The context suggests a playful or affectionate interaction between the characters.

俺が一番嫌いな球団日ハム

0:07

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とんかつ

@tonkatsu_carp

Sep 13

マイライフしてたら長野代打サヨナラスリーランしてて泣いた

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The image is a combination of two distinct scenes from the anime or manga "全力回避フラグちゃん" (Flag-chan). The top image features a character with brown hair, wearing a black outfit with a skull hairpin, sticking out her tongue playfully. The text next to her reads "メ""シ""ウ""マ""バ""カ" which translates to "Idiot". The bottom image depicts a more dramatic scene with a hand reaching out over a colorful, web-like structure, with several figures below. The text on the right side reads "友""情""無""情" which translates to "Friendship" and "Heartlessness". The post text mentions "全力回避フラグちゃん" which provides context that these images are related to the character Flag-chan from the series.

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その人に書かれてるねおめでとう

The image is a reply to a post by しょうま (@XqIbjXxUxW37590) congratulating someone (@0Ari_2) for having their artwork featured. It features an illustration of two anime-style characters, one with light blue hair wearing a blue hoodie and the other with pink hair in a pink hoodie. The blue-haired character looks slightly embarrassed or shy, while the pink-haired character is smiling warmly and holding onto the other from behind. The post text indicates that the artwork was created by someone who has been working hard on their drawings, and the reply celebrates this achievement. The image is high quality, with clear lines and vibrant colors, typical of anime fan art.

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あるあるbot

@aruarumada

Jan 15

【夢あるある】いつもあんなに使っているスマホが出てきたことはない (@dolhhEt3nyidYz8)

へ？

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とんかつ

@tonkatsu_carp

Sep 27

x.com/tonkatsu_carp/…

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@zzXFjo1VEI32088

それは嘘だでくさ

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@から右は省略できるのかよ…

The image is a scene from an anime, featuring a close-up of a character with blue hair, likely from the series 'Kuroko's Basketball' given the context of the post. The character is shown with a tear streaming down his face, suggesting an emotional moment. The background is blurred, focusing attention on the character's expression. The post text mentions '@Na_gi_55' and discusses whether something can be omitted from the right side, which might be a reference to a specific scene or dialogue in the anime. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly in a gym or sports facility, aligning with the basketball theme.

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4連休くらいなのに宿題出すのきもい

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俺らのチーム内最多勝島内を返せ

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こいつきもいほんとに

The image is a screenshot from a social media post by しょうま (@XqIbjXxUxW37590) on Twitter, replying to @0Ari_ with the text "@0Ari_ こいつきもいほんとに" which translates to "@0Ari_ This guy is really creepy". The image features a person with a blurred face, wearing a blue top, with large pink Chinese characters "女优" (which means "actress" or "porn actress" in a certain context) overlaid on the image. The background is a gradient of purple and pink, and there is a watermark from 小红书 (Rednote) in the top left corner. The post context suggests that the image is being used to mock or criticize the person mentioned in the reply, indicating a negative sentiment.

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なんでチーってちなをよく使うんだ？

スペ体質すぎやろ去年のが奇跡やん

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スポーツ報知巨人取材班

@hochi_giants

Sep 14

球団発表吉川尚輝選手の登録抹消は右脇腹痛のため

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吉田正尚の同点スリーラン

0:01 / 0:17

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@haru_yakult2009

特定するか

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人じゃない定期

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@ykkyun_si2gami

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染め、る？

The image is a meme featuring a popular reaction image of a man with an exaggerated expression, commonly used in Japanese internet culture. The text in Japanese translates to "Why do you want to be a voice actor?" and lists various humorous and exaggerated reasons for wanting to become a voice actor, such as wanting to be popular, wanting to be on TV, or wanting to meet idols. The post text indicates that the user @XqIbjXxUxW37590 is tagging another user @z4mzba, possibly sharing the meme with them. The meme is well-lit, clear, and the text is legible, making it high quality for its intended humorous purpose.

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The image is a screenshot of a Twitter reply thread. The original post by user @ZvrcwRVFj092177 mentions a conversation with a girl who said 'パリピだと思いますね' (which translates to 'I think you're a party person') and 'いやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやいやい

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一回お前が絵を描いて欲しい

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レスバの文に言い返せて無い時点で負け

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@Takayuki_niki39

土井もきもい

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ネモ党いるの草

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お前最近ずれてるよ

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@miseinen_in_syu

警察に言われるのはお前だろ

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@Bluearchimeigen

Aru Rikuhachima from Blue Archive, wearing a large red and black witch hat with gold designs, a dark jacket with buttons, a white shirt, and a red bow tie. She carries a bag over her shoulder and stands in a sunny outdoor setting with buildings and tables visible in the background. A speech bubble with the Japanese text "おは" is overlaid.

幼稚園児100人に聞いた！【嫌いなものランキング】 3位　まま「こわい」　「おこる」 2位　ぴーまん「にがい」　「きらい」 1位よーらいずひなた「こいつがきたらほぼ負けてて草」「カープファンを名乗るな」「野球を見る権利はない」「人脈だけは一流他は三流」「出禁にしろ」

これ100バズしたら日シリまで語尾うんちぶり

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とんかつ

@tonkatsu_carp

Oct 5

放送「リクエストされた曲を放送します」「何の曲だ...」

「ミセス！」

「ホロライブ！」放送「Kernkraft 400です」

「ヤ！ス！ア！キ！」(全員がジャンプして床が抜ける)

巨人小笠原スポーツドリンクを気管に大量に入れてしまい死亡

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ドラマ25「晩酌の流儀４」【テレ東公式】

@tx_banshaku

Oct 12

転がるリンゴ

人助けをした後の一杯は絶対に美味しいはず

見逃した方は #TVer へ ▶︎ tver.jp/episodes/ep4jg

第３話は10/17(金)深夜24:57〜 #晩酌の流儀４ #栗山千明 #小笠原道大

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始まってねえよ

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@Bluearchimeigen

A character with white hair and yellow eyes wearing a large red and black witch hat with gold designs. She has a black jacket with gold buttons, a white shirt, a red bow tie, and a dark skirt. She carries a bag over her shoulder and stands in a sunny outdoor setting with buildings and tables visible in the background.

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失望しましたもうちゃんQ見ません

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こういう奴のせいでVtuberの質が落ちてる気がする

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@gimukyouiku_bot

ネタツイだぞ

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The image shows a group of people, likely associated with the Hiroshima Carp baseball team, sitting in what appears to be a stadium or sports venue. One individual is wearing a white uniform with the name "Joshin" on it, suggesting sponsorship or team affiliation. The background features logos of Daiwa House and other sponsors, indicating a professional sports event setting. The context from the post text suggests that this image is related to a game where the team scored 7 points against a player named 大竹 (Otake), and the original post text mentions that 大竹 is crying, although this is not visible in the image.

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デマです

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@McDonaldsJapan

$The image features a close-up of a McDonald\'s burger, specifically the "Karaage Chicken Burger" as indicated by the text overlay. The burger has a sesame seed bun, lettuce, a breaded chicken patty, and a reddish sauce, presented on a light blue background with pink and white star accents. The text in Japanese reads "マクドナルドのガーリックシュリンプカーリーチキンバーガー❤️" (McDonald\'s Garlic Shrimp Curry Chicken Burger ❤️) and includes additional promotional text like "期間限定" (limited time). The post, from @XqIbjXxUxW37590 replying to @McDonaldsJapan, suggests excitement about this new menu item, with the original post text "略して…" implying a shorthand or nickname for the burger. No platform watermarks like Instagram or TikTok are visible.$

復活しましたフォロワーを少し減らしました

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なんで背景電車なんだよ

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ないんだよね