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they make soap with fat

the entire movie was actually a dream o algo

>>114840 (OP)
who wins in a fight?

>>114929
Welcome to soy battle and today we analyse their stats something and something to see who would win… A soy battle!

A young man growing up, Patrick Bateman was never quite like the other kids
Boomstick: I know his pain… I was the only kid at show and tell with a shotgun!
Patrick Bateman would attend Yale, and eventually rise through the ranks to become a top banker in New York… But he would hide a deadly secret, underneath all that, he was a deadly psycho! Standing 6 feet, Patrick is a tall man, and no slouch either! Patrick does 1,000 sit ups daily.
Boomstick: something something something
Patrick would plot murders, using a arsenal of weaponry, such as axes, chainsaws, and knives. He manages to kill a man with just a few blows of an axe! On top of that, Patrick is a cunning mastermind who can avoid detection, and trick his enemies!

>>114932
We all have imaginary friends, but sometimes those imaginary friends can get… Too real
Boomstick: I wish my ex wife was imaginary!
standing 5'11, Tyler Durden's strength lies less in the body, and more in the mind. He is a capable fighter, plying his trade in the underground-
Boomstick: The first rule of fight club - GODDAMNIT!
Whilst not physically particularly impressive, he is skilled in unarmed combat. He is also a skilled bomb maker. But what really makes Durden dangerous is his attitude - he simply doesn't care if he lives or dies.
Boomstick: that's right! This crazy bastard crashed his car - on purpose! I'd hate to be his insurance guy…
This is one guy who, win or lose, will fight to the end.

>>114934
>draw
Whilst Bateman was the larger man, Durden more than made up for it with his tenacity, where Bateman gained the edge was with his weapons - Durden simply is not as adept a killer as Bateman. However, Durden's advantage was - he didn't give a damn if he got killed!
That's right, everything in Durden's nature suggests he will always resort to suicide attack - it's how he defeats himself, he's adept in explosives, and finally, it's proven by one small detail of his story - you see, when Tyler begins recruiting for Operation Mayhem, he requires recruits to stand for 3 days with no food or water, and constantly berates them during this time
Boomstick: tough boss!
this matters because it is exactly how real life terrorist organisations recruit - it is a test of will, to see if the recruit is willing to make the final sacrifice. Thus, Tyler has shown that he is willing to die to get what he wants
Boomstick: Patrick was going to kill him either way, but Tyler made damn sure Patrick was coming with him!

>>115013
this would be a gem

fight club? more like fight gay. GEG

>>115013
hopefully Light wins
4trans is a disease that cannot be cured, only cleared out.

>>115023
he will use his brilliant intellect to breach xer system/post an ip logger and then dox xem