さまりうむ

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さまりうむ

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さまりうむです、メタルと電波とアニメと楽器とカドゲムたまにウマと絵と麻アイコン→

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浜松→八王子　たまに名古屋にいますJoined January 2025

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久々にこれ作ったらキチガイみたいなんできた

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Apr 18

昨日オタクと子宮恋愛見てたけどありえなすぎた

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A person sitting in a chair wearing a gray t-shirt and earphones, with Japanese text overlay reading "こんにちは" in a stylized, glowing white font.

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㍿ぴぴ美

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Sep 20

「てかさ、」以外で別の話に切り替えたい時に使える言葉、誰か教えてーーー

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A digital illustration of a character with long hair and a detailed outfit, holding a smartphone. The character is depicted in a stylized, colorful design. Japanese text is visible, discussing social media and digital platforms.

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三月

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Oct 6

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はじめまして、三月です

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この画像だけ出回りすぎてなんてセリフ言ってたかわすれた、殺すな、死ぬぞ、とかだったっけ

Two anime characters with dark hair, one with a ponytail, in close proximity. The character with the ponytail has purple eyes and a blushing expression, wearing a blue and purple outfit. The other character has short dark hair and is partially visible, facing the first character.

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昨日オタクと子宮恋愛見てたけどありえなすぎた

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もう配信終わったから2話からかFOD入らないと

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ツイートの構成要素全てがだるくてすごい x.com/nnunnun448/sta

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最もFateコンサートに適した服装______

The image shows two individuals from the back, focusing on their upper bodies and arms. They are wearing similar outfits consisting of white shirts with dark sleeves, which suggests a coordinated or themed attire. The post text mentions "最もFateコンサートに適した服装" which translates to "The most suitable attire for a Fate concert," indicating that the clothing choice is relevant to attending a concert related to the Fate franchise. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly in a public or event space, given the background elements like the ceiling structure. The image quality is somewhat blurry, reducing its clarity.

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Two men standing side by side. The man on the left wears a black T-shirt with "Street Fighter" and various characters including Ryu and Chun-Li. The man on the right wears a gray button-up sweater over a collared shirt. Both have short, dark hair and are smiling.

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突然知らない人の恋人になってしまってこれ

A white featureless mannequin head with earrings stands in a clothing store window wearing a blue textured turtleneck sweater and extending one hand in a V-sign gesture while the other arm hangs naturally. Surrounding clothing racks with garments are visible in the dimly lit interior behind glass panels. The setting appears to be a fashion display area.

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虎柄　ツイ廃をやめる！

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Oct 12

←私のタイプ恋人→ x.com/KatyKatykan/st…

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リプ欄で絵にAI特有の違和感ないとか言われてるけどバリバリあるだろ　急に乳デカくなったり小さくなったりするし玉木雄一郎にしか見えないシーンあるし

The post includes two images. The first image is an anime-style illustration of a woman with short black hair, wearing a white button-up shirt and black pants. She appears to be adjusting her shirt, with a surprised or embarrassed expression. The text in Japanese reads "よしよし!!" and "あ、しまった!!", which translates to "Alright, alright!!" and "Oh, I messed up!!". The second image is a photograph of a man in a white shirt and black pants, standing outdoors with his hands on his hips. The post text mentions that the anime character's chest size changes abruptly and that one scene resembles Yuichiro Tamaki, a Japanese politician. This comparison adds a humorous and political context to the post.

The post includes two images. The first image is an anime-style illustration of a woman with short black hair, wearing a white button-up shirt and black pants. She appears to be adjusting her shirt, with a surprised or embarrassed expression. The text in Japanese reads "よしよし!!" and "あ、しまった!!", which translates to "Alright, alright!!" and "Oh, I messed up!!". The second image is a photograph of a man in a white shirt and black pants, standing outdoors with his hands on his hips. The post text mentions that the anime character's chest size changes abruptly and that one scene resembles Yuichiro Tamaki, a Japanese politician. This comparison adds a humorous and political context to the post.

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まんの

2日目　東ア34ab

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May 23

今ファンザの新作ランキング1位がAI作品なのいよいよって感じになってきた

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久々に凍ってしまいアイツです

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【Official髭男dism「Cry Baby」で紹介されているオナニーまとめ】・予報通りの雨二ー・腐り切ったバッドエンド二ー・濡れた服二ー・忘れるな忘れるなと言い聞かせ続けたの二ー・土砂降りの夜二ー・囚われの日々二ー・問いかけるよう二ー・誓ったリベン自慰

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The image features a vibrant and expressive anime character with a wide, open-mouthed smile, revealing sharp teeth. The character has dark blue hair and is depicted with glowing white eyes, giving an intense and somewhat eerie appearance. The background is dark, which contrasts sharply with the character's bright features. There is Japanese text overlaying the image, which translates to phrases like "I'm not human anymore" and "I've become a monster," suggesting a transformation or significant change in the character's nature. The post is from a user named さまり (@h___i___g___h__), indicating it might be a fan art or a scene from a popular anime or manga series.

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スピリチュアルマジで信じてないけどこれ系この動画がガチで効く　なんでかわからんけどマジで嫌な気持ち消える youtu.be/Md-yHXaDY8w?si

The image is a screenshot from a YouTube video featuring a man in a white shirt pointing upwards. The background is a dynamic blue and purple gradient with light effects. The text overlay in Japanese reads "思いだけでイヤな記憶トラウマを消す" which translates to "Erase unpleasant memories and trauma with just thoughts." The video is suggested to be effective for those who are skeptical about spiritual healing, as mentioned in the post text. The post text indicates that the video has a positive impact on the viewer's mood, helping to eliminate negative feelings, despite the user's initial disbelief in spiritual practices.

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漬けマグロ

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Jun 3

嫌な記憶｢思い出した？笑｣わたし｢ｵｷﾞｬー！！殺してくれー！！！！｣脳みそ｢この記憶を回想した人はこんな記憶も思い出しています｣嫌な記憶2｢思い出した？笑｣わたし｢ｵｷﾞｬー！！！！！！！！！！！！｣

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もるて「秋葉原駅着いたよ、どこ向かえばいい？」俺「あれあれ、昭和口？あの、韓国に乗っ取られた方」もるて「あー気持ち悪い方ね」俺「あーそうそう気持ち悪ぃ方」

$The image shows a well-lit, modern train station interior, specifically Akihabara Station, featuring large posters of anime characters on the walls. The characters, depicted in colorful and detailed artwork, include young women in school uniforms, maid outfits, and other stylized attire, some with animal ears, suggesting a mix of popular anime franchises. The posters are vertically aligned, with Japanese text overlay indicating promotions or events, likely related to anime culture. The post text humorously refers to the "Showa exit" as "taken over by Korea," implying a playful or exaggerated cultural commentary on the area\'s vibrant, otaku-centric atmosphere, known for anime and pop culture. No platform watermarks are visible.$

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デザイン学科のある工業高校の1学年

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Aug 5

トワイスが成功したのは女９人だから女３８人男２３７人とかなら絶対成功してない

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嘘も時々しかつかないし←すでに正直で草

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Oct 23

してないのになんでこんなに言われなきゃいけないの？嘘も時々しかつかないし x.com/qdlcajrbiw9943…

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【若さランキング】 1位：0歳 2位：1歳 3位：2歳 4位：3歳 5位：4歳 6位：5歳 7位：6歳 8位：7歳 9位：8歳 10位：9歳 11位：10歳 12位：11歳 13位：12歳 14位：13歳 15位：14歳 16位：15歳 17位：16歳 18位：17歳 19位：18歳 20位：19歳 21位：20歳 22位：21歳 23位：22歳 24位：23歳 25位：24歳 26位

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父親俺がウイスキー好きになったの嬉しすぎて死ぬほど酒買ってておもろい　最高すぎる

The image showcases a collection of various whiskey bottles neatly arranged on a wooden shelf. Prominent brands like Tullibardine, Talisker, and Glenlivet are visible, indicating a diverse selection of high-quality spirits. The post text in Japanese translates to "My dad is so happy that I started liking whiskey that he's buying so much alcohol it's hilarious. It's the best." This context suggests that the collection is a result of the father's enthusiasm for his child's newfound interest in whiskey. The setting appears to be a home or personal bar area, emphasizing a personal and familial aspect to the hobby of collecting whiskey.

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タコピーの娘を返してください……ってのエグいなあって思ってたけどあれ俺も母親に似たことされたことあるわ、ジンくんは小学校1年生くらいの時はこんなんじゃなかった！途中でゴブリンと入れ替わったんだ！本物を返せ！って言われて1週間くらいゴブリンって言われてほんまに嫌やった

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じいちゃんちに怖いヒカキンおった

$The image shows a cluttered shelf in a grandfather\'s house, filled with various medicine boxes, a roll of green tape, a small penguin-shaped container, and a brown plush toy resembling a bear or dog. The post text, "じいちゃんちに怖いヒカキンおった" ("There was a scary Hikakin at grandpa\'s house"), humorously suggests a meme reference to Hikakin, a popular Japanese YouTuber, though he isn\'t visually present. The composition is slightly disorganized, with Japanese text on the medicine boxes indicating health products, adding a cultural context. No platform watermarks are visible, and the lighting is clear, making the image technically sound.$

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ま、止まるでしょ……w

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接客バイトしててもそんな変な客あんまり来ないんだけどネットで声がデカい人達はどんな治安が悪い場所でバイトしとんの？

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残酷な天使のテーゼ / 高橋洋子残酷な田所浩二窓辺から田所浩二ほとばしる田所浩二思い出を田所浩二この宇宙を田所浩二少年よ田所浩二

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オタクとカラオケ来たけど部屋広すぎる

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俺もう死にたいんですよとか囚人番号◯番！とかあ、流れ星、全員死にますようにとかあの辺、擦られて廃れて新しいのが出るって流れで済んでたのに「ネット文学の敬具」として一括りにされたせいで新しいの出ようが出まいが近々衰退することが確定したので本当に悲しい

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激しいセックスを獣みたいな交尾って表現したり、食われるとか襲われるって表現したりするのって、こういうことなんかなあって、思いました x.com/Eo5rU/status/1

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今日NANIMONOのライブ行ってたんだけど、終わった後同行者は顔が強い！顔が良すぎた！本当にみんな可愛い！って言ってたのに対して俺は曲が強い！曲が強い！曲が強い！しか言ってなくてベクトルの違うオタク同士の語彙ナシ感想会が開かれていた

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𓆦

「あ

インムゼミだ

そろそろ鳴くぞ

」

ﾜｸﾜｸ 𓆦 𓆦＜ｲｸｩｲｸｩﾔﾘﾏｼﾀｧ (偽物)

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いい卵買ったからちゃんとカルボ作ったよーん