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[–][deleted] 425 points426 points  (6 children)

losercity conversation 2

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[–]Justplayer987 93 points94 points  (4 children)

"I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI'

[–]BigAssPineapples 53 points54 points  (3 children)

17 shots no 38!

[–]InstructionCapable16 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I- I GOT A GLOCK IN MY ‘RARI

[–]arthurmorgan360 5 points6 points  (1 child)

17 shots-

IM LIKE YEAHH SHES FINE

WONDER WHEN SHELL BE MINE

[–]mewhenthrowawayaccI'm only here for the memes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SHE WALK PAST, I PRESS REWIND

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The sequel we all knew we needed

[–]snowstorm_was_takenLosercity Citizen 424 points425 points  (9 children)

Distinguishing different soyjacks is actually crazy, hope they find fulfillment someday lmao

[–]WeppihGator Hugger 155 points156 points  (6 children)

middle one also isn't a soyjack, his name is cobson 🤓☝

[–]throw-away_1216 184 points185 points  (5 children)

that's gapejak subvariant wholesomejak not cobson, and both of them are soyjaks.

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[–]General_RicGator Hugger 61 points62 points  (2 children)

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[–]1MillionDawrfs 4 points5 points  (1 child)

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[–]WeppihGator Hugger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this thread needs a hero

[–]Indominouscat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Holy shit MyMy from Ongezellig

[–]cacatua_azul 25 points26 points  (0 children)

books plough rhythm divide cover close cobweb encourage sheet vanish

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[–]DweebInFlames 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sharty moment

[–]TrippinLSDLosercity Citizen 190 points191 points  (7 children)

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[–]Half-a-Denari 59 points60 points  (6 children)

Gee, you make a good point, The Buddha

[–]Trigger_FoxLosercity Citizen 32 points33 points  (2 children)

This buddha guy might actually know what hes talking about

[–]Thule777 25 points26 points  (1 child)

You could make a religion out of this

[–]Taco821 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna bite the big floppers off his ears

[–]1MillionDawrfs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

*Da Buddha

Get his street name right gosh

[–]Half-a-Denari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY BUDDHA

[–]OldManWithers52I'm only here for the memes 54 points55 points  (2 children)

all chuds are soyjaks but not all soyjaks are chuds

[–]Fragrant_Mann 31 points32 points  (0 children)

All soyjaks are wojaks, but not all wojaks are soyjaks.

[–]green__problem[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Enlightening.

[–]56Bagels 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Oh sorry, this is my pregnant soyjack that fell out of my big burlap bag of pregnant soyjacks.

[–]Spook404 8 points9 points  (0 children)

knew that shit would become old hat real fast. What's the subreddit overlap of r/losercity and r/TextingTheory

[–]TheXtremeVocaloid 19 points20 points  (0 children)

chudjak does count as a soyjak despite lacking many characteristics of a soyjak

[–]scrufflor_dLosercity Citizen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"That last one isnt even a soyjak. Thats chudjak"

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[–]CartographerNo6834 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Idk what's the middle one's name but i knew the race of the last one was different from being a soy

[–]mildlyInsaneBoi 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I believe that’s cobson, the eternal gem.

[–]Burning_Torch8176 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's a gapejak variant

[–]DweebInFlames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hwabag

[–]ChaliceSpeedrun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The chud has fallen pregnant

Millions must reproduce

[–]chewbaca305 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's the one

[–]TheRedDragonCW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought this was r/vanossgaming for a sec and was like “Evan completely lost it if he made that a thumbnail.”

[–]LeastInsaneKobold 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Grindr would be actually worth using if every convo was like that

[–]terrarialord201Losercity Citizen 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What the fuck. nightmare-ass coincidence:

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[–]newgen39 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hitler is haunting your computer

[–]Zeelu2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IIIII SUPOSE -HEY!

[–]Bandandforgotten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody call r/textingtheory to come get their mans

[–]HawkeboyThe guy with Midnight comics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Significant_Comb_457Losercity Citizen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ok but what am I supposed to be guessing

[–]green__problem[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought this was a great question, so I reverse image searched the pregnant soyjak picture for research purposes.

Turned out to be from a video. I think you're supposed to guess the appearance of the fetus. I'm not linking it.

[–]Scottish_WhiskeyLosercity Citizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is soyjack on the left though?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soyjacks are all cringe to me, I hate whoever invented them so much.

[–]surfmasterm4god-chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

soyjakes are so cool

[–]EApoebsd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/textingtheory what’s the ELO

[–]uhhhummmuhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're very beautiful

[–]Scary_the_SpiderLosercity Citizen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jakitology