[–] ▶ №7501[Quote]>>7508>>7519
use the glock to kill yourself
▶ №7508[Quote]>>7512>>7521>>7522
>>7501you shoot yourself in the head, you obviously die.
you then get back up because the gun is fake, and you used ketchup to LARP as being dead
▶ №7512[Quote]>>7526
>>7508You go outside faggot
▶ №7513[Quote]>>7523
think about shooting up a school or a store, start writing a manifesto and plan
▶ №7515[Quote]
you spend the rest of your day leaking
▶ №7516[Quote]
write a manifesto
▶ №7517[Quote]
You see a latino in a garden working and start shouting racial slurs at him
▶ №7519[Quote]>>7525
>>7501>the glockholy shit youre retarded
▶ №7521[Quote]
>>7508Clean up your room put your clothes back together in your drawer; get rid of all the laundry.
▶ №7523[Quote]
>>7513this, and write about how your manifesto is that white genocide is unfair because klaus schwab made your clitty leak evendoe he's more aryan than you
▶ №7524[Quote]
Clean up your room and touch yourself with your dick inside the drawers
▶ №7525[Quote]
>>7519i didn't even look closely at the image i was just going off what OP said geg
▶ №7528[Quote]
>>7526Go up to them and ask them whats going on and what they are arguing about
▶ №7530[Quote]
Put dirty clothes around your dick and on your head and larp as a native American Indian
▶ №7532[Quote]
>>7531wait actually you cant
▶ №7533[Quote]
>>7526You call up the gang to help you beat it that antifa caca you call up Nate and htsm
▶ №7534[Quote]>>7546
>>7526go up to the antifa warrior and stand in front of him smirking to bait him with your heckin nazi shirt
▶ №7537[Quote]
>>7526You say
>wait a second, fingerboy? There are demons in this world? I wanna meet jack Frost! ▶ №7538[Quote]
>>7526Do a little motion tween dance
▶ №7546[Quote]>>7554
>>7534you get close to the antifa warrior and bait him with your shirt
>look at my shirt<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD I WELL FUCKING KILL YOU!>bebYou enjoy baiting him while the fingerboy is just staring at the antifa warrior seething, what well you do now?
▶ №7547[Quote]>>7558
>>>7534
>you get close to the antifa warrior and bait him with your shirt
>
>>look at my shirt
Shoot them in the head
><NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD I WELL FUCKING KILL YOU!
>>beb
>
>You enjoy baiting him while the fingerboy is just staring at the antifa warrior seething, what well you do now?
▶ №7554[Quote]
>>7546walk down the street towards the center village/town/commune
▶ №7558[Quote]>>7559>>7561>>7568>>7571>>7577
>>7547you pull out an actual real glock out of your ass and you shoot the antifa warrior
>ok thats enough, bleed out libtard<ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!the antifa warrior died while the fingerboy ran away because he did not want to get shot aswell, what well you do now?
▶ №7560[Quote]
Bro you just unlocked old memory 🛁🔥🔥
▶ №7561[Quote]>>7562
>>7558Befriend the finger boy and go on to kill more Antifas
▶ №7562[Quote]>>7565
>>7561the fingerboy ran away doe
▶ №7565[Quote]
>>7562Ah I didn't read that
▶ №7566[Quote]
Bro unlocking memory It always crazy🔥
▶ №7568[Quote]>>7578
>>7558Drag the Antifa's body to your house
▶ №7577[Quote]
>>7558Go to the mall to buy a copy of your favorite tranime Neon Genesis Soyvangelion on sale for 20.7Ϫ
▶ №7583[Quote]
>>7578Leave and go to on the tranime incel board
▶ №7591[Quote]
>>7578piss on him like in postal 2
▶ №7595[Quote]>>7598>>7599>>7602>>7611>>7615
>>7581you decided to eat him because not only you are a stupid fucking chud, but also a disturbing cannibal.
you put antifa between the nothing burger buns and then eat him, tastes like a libtard's clitty leakage, what well you do now?
▶ №7598[Quote]>>7623
>>7595Post it on a random forum
▶ №7599[Quote]
>>7595go on 4chan and goon to anime girls in panzer costumes
▶ №7602[Quote]
>>7595shit him out then throw your shit at your neighbors
▶ №7611[Quote]
>>7595write a manifesto how you know nothing about guns
▶ №7615[Quote]
>>7595Go on 4Cuck and ask what to do
▶ №7616[Quote]
Do it in green text form while you're at it, and post it on /b/
▶ №7617[Quote]
And attach a Pepe with it
▶ №7629[Quote]
>>7623even doe chud is a ai bot on the shroom already
▶ №7637[Quote]>>7648
>>7635You clitty leak about the 'nishment
▶ №7638[Quote]
>>7635contact your good friend 14Nate_Higgers88 and tell him to find the janny's location
▶ №7639[Quote]
>>7635go to booru and leak there
▶ №7641[Quote]
>>7635even doe spamming shit neutralplier threads is shroom culture
▶ №7642[Quote]
>>7635This is so gemmy geg
▶ №7645[Quote]
start fucking gay hitler as the bvll watches
▶ №7646[Quote]
>>7635Draw a 'jak of the janny seething and wait patiently for your appeal to pass so you can post it
▶ №7648[Quote]>>7649>>7651>>7653
>>7637you start leaking about the 'nishment
>WAH WAH WAH I CANT BREED I CANT BREED! JANNY TRANNIES GOT MY IP! NEUTRALSCATSHITPEEPEERASINPOO POSTING ISN'T COALLY!What well you do now?
▶ №7649[Quote]>>7672
>>7648Draw a coally nuvariant
▶ №7653[Quote]
>>7648dream of gay hitler
▶ №7654[Quote]>>7656
Should I make a video about this gem?
▶ №7668[Quote]
>>76631488 zigger death street
▶ №7672[Quote]>>7675>>7676>>7678>>7680>>7683
>>7649burning up in the midst of anger, you draw a coally nuvariant, you then name it
bbcjak, you then start forcing it on the 'log getting a bunch of reppeys, what well you do now?
▶ №7678[Quote]>>7679
>>7672Find the jenny who banned you and then kill him
▶ №7680[Quote]>>7699>>7719
>>7672print it out, put it on a brick, find out where the janny that banned you lives and throw it through his window
▶ №7702[Quote]>>7720
>>7692start spamming like warrior 'p
▶ №7716[Quote]
op gonna post something gemmy if it takes that much time
▶ №7717[Quote]
MORE progress
>>7686>ProngressESL
▶ №7719[Quote]>>7721>>7722
>>7680you print out bbcjak and then put it on a brick, using your sixth sense of pure raw unfiltered obsession, you find the janny's house, you then throw the brick through his window and then the janjan screams in pain
^time to microwave my hot pock->glass shatter^ACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!what well you do now?
▶ №7722[Quote]>>7749
>>7719find troons and beat them to death
▶ №7725[Quote]
op was really gemming uo
▶ №7726[Quote]
>uo
up or whatever
▶ №7731[Quote]
Or something like that yeah
▶ №7732[Quote]>>7742
>>7721cant because chud has a clitty
▶ №7749[Quote]>>7758
>>7722you then get the idea to beat troons, it seems as lady luck is sucking on your twp since you then see troonella right next to you
>hey chud! why are you here? you know we both dont go outside>KYS TRANNY YWNBAW YWNBAW KYS KYS>ACK!you have brutually mauled troonella, what well you do next?
▶ №7757[Quote]>>7761
>>7753The maker of the video here, can I continue the soy story?
▶ №7758[Quote]>>7794
>>7749sell xis organs on le dark market
▶ №7761[Quote]>>7762
>>7757as long as it's gemmy
▶ №7766[Quote]
Nigger
▶ №7794[Quote]>>7797
>>7758You go to a shitty black market, trying to sell the dead Tranny you have.
>I SELL A DEAD TRANNY, VERY CHEAP!What's next?
▶ №7797[Quote]>>7802>>7803
>>7794a big black man buys the trannys corpse
▶ №7802[Quote]
>>7797they film how the troon is still alive
▶ №7803[Quote]>>7805
>>7797A big black man comes and buys the corpse
<I want to buy this tranny>Alright, here. Its 4.99<That price is high as fuck, chud.>What are you going to do about it, nigger?The black man seems angry about the price, what's next?
▶ №7805[Quote]>>7812
>>7803pull up real glock and shoot him into legs
▶ №7812[Quote]>>7815>>7821
>>7805You manage to shoot him in his left leg, but your other bullets go the tranny, that the black man is using as a shield
>DIE NIGGER TND TND TND TNDThis situation is getting heated, what's next?
▶ №7815[Quote]>>7837
>>7812quickly flee and go to the friends house and notice xe killed himself because that tranny was xis friend
▶ №7818[Quote]
also bimp
▶ №7821[Quote]
>>7812Go home and celebrate by watching your favorite youtuber Synthetic Man, he just reviewed another troon game and has a rant about black women o algo in it
▶ №7837[Quote]>>7840>>7844>>7845
>>7815You quickly get out the violent scene, the black man is shouting multiple insults.
You go to a seemingly normal neighborhood, as the obsessed chud you are, you enter a house.
You get welcomed by a hanging guy, that was a friend of the Tranny you killed. You stay there in shock, what's next?
▶ №7840[Quote]>>7848
>>7837GO home and watch Synthetic man, your favorite jewtuber
▶ №7844[Quote]
>>7837take the friend's shoes and award off, scrub the writing on the award off so you can sell both the shoes and the award as antiques
▶ №7847[Quote]
gem
▶ №7849[Quote]>>7851>>8042
>>7848investigate a strange knock at your door
▶ №7893[Quote]
>>7848get a call from karl schwaub
▶ №7942[Quote]>>7944>>7949
>>7862I'll put this on the 'ki page geg, also bimp
▶ №7949[Quote]
>>7942Editing it right now, i'll send it once i'm done, i'm putting it on the 'ki page on Adventure Threads for the record
▶ №7954[Quote]
>>7944Meant to send it to you beb
▶ №8026[Quote]>>8027
>>8025And defend (or at least not outright condemn) loli 'p
▶ №8040[Quote]
Editor of the video here, I'm back.
▶ №8042[Quote]>>8044>>8045>>8046
>>7849You hear an unexpected knock on your door
<KNOCK KNOCK>Huh, who is being an obsessed pedo knocking on my door? I'm going to check who it is.Then, you get out your shitty room to go to the door, wondering who it will be…
WHAT'S NEXT NUSOIS??
▶ №8044[Quote]>>8048
>>8042Open it and see Mike Tyson
▶ №8046[Quote]
>>8042look through the peephole at the visitor
▶ №8048[Quote]>>8049
>>8044You open the door and… HOLY SHIT, ITS MIKE TYSON! Although, Chud didn't know who is Mike Tyson.
>Who is this nigger in my fucking door?Mike Tyson didn't take that slur lightly, so he threaten Chud to beat his ass.
What's Next?
▶ №8049[Quote]
>>8048Apologies and get his autograph, then he leaves
▶ №8050[Quote]
>>>7944>Here it is>https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_adventure_threads#Chud_Adventure_ThreadGEM
>Feel free to add anything I might've left out o algo ▶ №8052[Quote]>>8062>>8669
Someone should also add this to the 'ki page on /soy2/, would be bebby
▶ №8054[Quote]>>8061
>>8053Go back on your computer to find a girlfriend on 4chan
▶ №8055[Quote]
Or something like that, yeah
▶ №8062[Quote]
>>8052Yeeeeessss
▶ №8064[Quote]>>8069
>>8061Pirate a copy of Neon Genesis Soyvangelion (your favorite tranime if that even matters)
▶ №8065[Quote]>>8069
>>8061After this, put it up for download on /a/
▶ №8066[Quote]
>>8061go outside of your room you heckin' unwholesome chud
▶ №8069[Quote]>>8071
>>8064>>8065(If you're going to add more to the reply, please put it in only ONE reply)
You go to a sketchy website to download your favorite Tranime. When it finally downloads, you post it on /a/.
Although, the download of the tranime also came in with a strange .exe file…
w h a t ' s n e x t ?
▶ №8071[Quote]>>8072
>>8069Wait to see if hyper-realistic blood and red glowing eyes show up
▶ №8072[Quote]
>>8071You open the .exe file, waiting and kind of scared for WHAT the file could do to his shitty PC…
Aaaaand nothing happened. Chud was disappointed at this outcome.
>Nothing Ever Happends.Next? What's
▶ №8075[Quote]>>8080>>8084
Quick question
How's the AT (adventure thread) so far? Is it a gem or coal?
▶ №8099[Quote]>>8102>>8106
>>8087You spawn into the Neon Genesis Soyvangelion world, just like a heckin' Isekai
▶ №8104[Quote]
>>8102Beb didn't get the GET
>>8100 ▶ №8106[Quote]>>8108
>>8099HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE IN NEON GENESIS SOYVANGELION! LIKE MY HECKIN ISEKAIS!!This is the best day for Chud, finally in a world that he ACTUALLY likes.
>Something ACTUALLY Happend!You're very excited
What's Next?
>>8102Failed GET award
▶ №8108[Quote]>>8115
>>8106Ask Shinji if he's ever browsed 4Chan and if he's an incel
▶ №8109[Quote]>>8111
also, sorry if I get some parts of the Neon Genesis Evangelion wrong, I didn't watch it
▶ №8111[Quote]>>8114
>>8109Neither did I, it's okay
▶ №8115[Quote]>>8388
>>8108You meet Shinji, your favorite tranime character.
You ask him some chuddy questions
>Shinji, have you ever browsed 4cuck?<No.>Are you an incel?>What is that?What's heckin next in this tranime adventure threat???
▶ №8116[Quote]>>8119
Btw, this is the last post today, I'm going to sleep. Don't forget to 'chive and continue the story!
▶ №8198[Quote]
bimp
▶ №8377[Quote]
I'm gonna 'chive it again just to be safe
▶ №8388[Quote]>>8593
>>8115 make out with him (even doe you hat faggots)
▶ №8593[Quote]>>8628>>8636
>>8388Even though Chud hates faggots, he's a massive hypocrite! He tries to make out with Shinji, but gets rejected.
>Can we go on a date?<Wtf no niggaWhat's nextttwtw?
Editor of the video here, I'm back. I'm going to keep doing this until the OP comes back. ▶ №8599[Quote]>>8602>>8606>>8617
OP here, im back.
sorry for it taking so long, i was waiting for mutt hours.
im going to continue the thread now
▶ №8606[Quote]>>8609
>>8599Welcome back, it was a pleasure continuing this soystory.
▶ №8609[Quote]>>8614
>>8606indeed, also thanks for keeping the thread alive
▶ №8614[Quote]
>>8609You're welcome
▶ №8620[Quote]
>>7529kys big nigger lips spammer
▶ №8628[Quote]>>8651
>>8593kill yourself with the glock you have in your ass
▶ №8645[Quote]>>8648>>8649
>>863614 actually doctooos
▶ №8651[Quote]>>8652>>8653
>>8628out of sheer disappointment, you kill yourself with a glock since shinji dosen't want to date your ugly ass
>man fuck this shit im killing myself>ACK!<what a weird faggotyou then get kicked out of the computer, you stand up still with a disappointed expression, what well you do now?
▶ №8653[Quote]
>>8651Grab a machete and go outside to kill troons
▶ №8657[Quote]>>8660>>8663
>>8652you decide to smoke niggerweed since not only you are a stupid fucking chud and a disturbing cannibal, but also a niggerweed addict.
what well you do now?
▶ №8660[Quote]>>8673
>>8657Go outside to buy more niggerweed
▶ №8663[Quote]>>8665
>>8657Grab a rock as weapon to defend yourself for who nows
▶ №8665[Quote]
>>8663>nowsI meant "knows", my ESL killed me there
Jan jans ban me for 10 minutes
▶ №8673[Quote]>>8677
>>8660you decide to go once again outside, you make it to the sootstein square, looking for any niggerweed seller.
you dont see any niggerweed dealer in sight, but you see a gas station that might sell niggerweed, what well you do now?
▶ №8677[Quote]>>8693
>>8673Start seething about jews for some reason
▶ №8693[Quote]>>8695>>8701
>>8677you start seething about jews for no reason, this attracts the attention of a jew
>ITS DAAAAAA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!(((>OY VEY! BAD GOY!)))what well you do now?
▶ №8695[Quote]>>8711
>>8693Get forced to tour the holocaust museum
▶ №8701[Quote]
>>8693be a good goy and worship israel
▶ №8711[Quote]>>8714>>8795
>>8695you get knocked out by someone behind you, you drop to the ground and your vision starts getting blurry, the last thing you see is a mossad agent just looking down at you.
you wake up, and you find yourself in the local holocaust museum, next to you is a towering mossad agent, you wolud like to punch the jew in the face but you know that you wolud get your ass beat if you attempted to do something like that, so you have no choice other then to be a good goy and comply.
(((>HELLO GOY, DID YOU ENJOY YOUR NAP?)))(((>YOU WERE BEING A BAD SO WE HAD TO GIVE YOU A FREE TOUR TO THE HOLOCAUST MUSEUM)))(((>NOW, OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE.)))what well you do now?
▶ №8712[Quote]
sorry for the esl btw
▶ №8714[Quote]>>8720
>>8711>Free tourOy vey… it's going to cost at least $25
▶ №8780[Quote]
bimp
▶ №8789[Quote]
>>8782i could tell this is gonna be a shining GEM
▶ №8801[Quote]
uh oops, i just realized im retarded
▶ №8807[Quote]>>8808>>8810
>>8795you decide to explore the museum, you stumble upon a room with alot of photoghraps of literal whos who were part of the 6 gorillion killed
(((>SEE THOOSE PICTURES GOY? ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE ON THE PICTURES WERE PART OF THE SIX GORILLION)))(((>NOW JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT IF YOU WERE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.)))what well you do now?
▶ №8810[Quote]>>8828
>>8807Make an anne frank rape joke
▶ №8828[Quote]>>8830>>8831>>8836
>>8810you decide to make an anne frank rape joke in an attempt to make the mossad agent seethe and get distracted. Unfortunately for you the mossad agent is calm and its not like he is going to start seething any time soon
>Do you know why the German Wehrmacht girls are in the Netherlands? As mattresses for the soldiers!>((( I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO ACHIVE GOY, BUT YOU WONT FIRE ME OFF THAT EASILY)))what well you do now?
▶ №8830[Quote]>>8838
>>8828Chud out about wooden doors o algo. Be an incorrigible chud until xhey sedate and circumcise you
▶ №8831[Quote]>>8838
>>8828insult him and tell him to kys
▶ №8835[Quote]
Be a selfish little fucking chudcel with no friends and no life who needs to touch grass and have sex
▶ №8838[Quote]>>8839>>8840
>>8831>>8830you insult the mossad agent telling him to kys and then you start being an incorrigible chud while chudding out about doors, eventually the mossad agent has enough of you and kicks you out of the museum, luckily for you the worst you got was a fine, but on the dark side you are broke and have almost no money.
>NIGGER JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE KIKES KKK SLAM WOODEN DOORS INTO KIKE'S NOSES HITLER WAS RIGHT SIEG HEIL!>(((THATS ENOUGH GOY, GET OUT OF HERE.)))>(((ALSO ALMOST FORGOT, HERE IS A FINE FOR DOING THAT.)))>NOOOO MY FUCKING WALLET IS EMPTY!what well you do now?
▶ №8840[Quote]>>8860
>>8838Gamble with shitcoins on the internet in a desperate attempt to make some quick cash
▶ №8844[Quote]
>>8842goodnight sleepwell
▶ №8846[Quote]
>>8842Good night op, sleep well
▶ №8848[Quote]>>8849
Editor of the video here once again, I'm going to replace the OP again to continue the soystory
▶ №8860[Quote]>>8873>>8879>>9014
You go home, you find an old shotgun in the trash, you take it.
>A weapon to kill spics, niggers, kikes and troons!Once you go home, you start investing on shitcoins because you're poor.
What's next?
>>8839>>8840
>>8853Reposted it accidentally award.
▶ №8873[Quote]>>9010
>>8860lose 90% percent of your money and start murdering jews with shotgun
▶ №8875[Quote]>>8880
Make 300 dollars and spend it on galaxy gas
▶ №8879[Quote]
>>8860Gain back 1 percent of what you invested and become a shitter crypto bro
▶ №9010[Quote]>>9014>>9015
>>8873You start investing, but since you're a stupid fucking Chud, you lose all your money.
You clitty leak over that, you randomly blame it on Jews, you think that they rigged it, so you go outside with your shotgun to kill some kikes.
>ITS ALWAYS DA JOOOOOS TOTAL JEW DEATH KIKE NIGGER KIKE(((<Oy! Very ba-)))You shoot him with your shotgun, killing the kike.
(((<AAAAACK!)))What's next?
▶ №9013[Quote]
Sorry for the wait, I had to go outside to do something
▶ №9015[Quote]>>9056
>>9010Start writing your manifesto and record yourself committing TKD so foids want you
▶ №9056[Quote]>>9059>>9062
>>9015You record the killing of the Jew, then write your chuddy Manifesto, suddenly, a mysterious figure approaches, who is this guy?
What's next?
▶ №9059[Quote]>>9081
>>9056You see Moot, and save the day and ACK him for being connected to Epstein o algo
▶ №9062[Quote]
>>9056It's the galaxy gas mascot
▶ №9081[Quote]>>9085>>11168>>11270
>>9059Moot suddenly appears, Chud as a hater of 4cuck, almost instantly killed xim.
What's next?
last post, going to sleep, don't forget to 'chive and continue the story! ▶ №9085[Quote]
>>9081He goes inside and goes to sleep, dreaming about being in his second favorite Tranime, Violence Jack
▶ №9283[Quote]
bimp
▶ №9424[Quote]
Gem thread up
▶ №9872[Quote]>>10433
bimo so the thread doesn't die
▶ №9921[Quote]
BIMORALD
▶ №10378[Quote]
bimp
▶ №10432[Quote]
bimp
▶ №10860[Quote]
1 MORE BIMO
▶ №10864[Quote]>>10911
looks like nobody cares about this thread anymore, its over.
▶ №10958[Quote]>>11011
Is it really over? :(
▶ №10963[Quote]>>11011
this board has run its course unfortunatley
▶ №11011[Quote]>>11022
>>10958>>10963It's been fun, if we're lucky, the meme forcers and other brimstone will go away forever, and we can finally go back to /soy/
▶ №11022[Quote]>>11023
>>11011that would be very shiny
▶ №11168[Quote]
>>9081Marge when is this continuing
▶ №11208[Quote]
RIP this adventure thread, it may never continue, and we'll never know what Chud may do next, i'll 'chive this thread now so generations may still see it
▶ №11270[Quote]
>>9081Nobody continued the story fucking geg, you were the most talented person here
