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I am dressed as nate for Halloween with a nice delicous sproke and I had to improvise with the shirt cause the design for some god forsaken reason was easily available. If you want a chance to see Nate go to Hoboken NJ as I heard it has some pretty decent halloween decor. Hoboken trainstation/Path station at 5:30-6:00pm if you are interested for some meorable 'ween events.

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oh shoot

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Gem

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gem

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gem

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Is bro him 👀

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glad prom 'teen still is online

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>>13785664 (OP)
Sorry prom 'teen but soylita is pedo niggerstone so you must burn that poster, sorry

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Welcome home promteen
Go get em TO VOTE FOR JACK CIATTARELLI NIGGA

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Site so dead no one is noticing this

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i am dressed as pinkie pie in a onesie

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nice

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>>13785664 (OP)
Soyjak movie official cast

Gemmy cosplay 'teenwholesomegem

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>>13785664 (OP)
OYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOS MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS THERE'S AN EMBEDDED 'LITA ON THE IMAGE, 'NISH OP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>>13785705
Do this
>>13785709
Don't do this

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What a site

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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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up halloween

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Jannies, pin this thread pls

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gem

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gem

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>I am dressed as nate for Halloween with a nice delicous sproke and I had to improvise with the shirt cause the design for some god forsaken reason was easily available. If you want a chance to see Nate go to Hoboken NJ as I heard it has some pretty decent halloween decor. Hoboken trainstation/Path station at 5:30-6:00pm if you are interested for some meorable 'ween events.

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gay as hell get a job nusoi fail

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>>13785781
>no reppies
time to pack it up I baited nobody

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DOCTOS THERES EMBEDDED 'LITA

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geg

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>>13785778
Yeah that me a giga autist

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>literally IRL nate award

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burn the soylita poster

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>>13785809
geg do this and record it

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>>13785811
>>13785809
or deface the part that has shitlita in it

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>>13785811
>>13785814
>>13785809

With out the lita the poster would have probably not worked as well, two highschoolers going out young chuddy and lita, it was age appropriate for the setting

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Let lita have something that is not pedo nigger brimstone which is a gem which feautres her.

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>>13785826
I see that it was seen as appropriate when the poster was made but only 'assy pedos use her nowadays

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>>13785664 (OP)
rule 2

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Gem

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say CORD CORD CORD if they don't give you candy

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actually pretty funny. gem

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AUTISMBVLL

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Sight is getting spammed by garbage I see

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>>13785664 (OP)
AYEEE ITS YOU

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Niggated

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what costumes are you teens running anyhow

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Why is there soylita

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>>13785664 (OP)
>Fat seal plush
Pooner

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>>13786262
Troons dont have it unlike the blahaj,dont mix up the two

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gem in a sea of coal

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Aryan super soldier

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Gemmy

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Vp

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>You are the guy who made that prrrrom poster. Nice work! Happy Halloween. - PINGAS MAN!

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HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK

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gem

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>>13785664 (OP)
>'lita in the backround
jartycacas…. I…

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>>13786550
newDEITIES… I kneel…

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>>>13785664 (OP)
>OYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOS MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS THERE'S AN EMBEDDED 'LITA ON THE IMAGE, 'NISH OP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Proof us New Jerseyians are White!

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>>13786564

What the fuck? I didn't SUPERSAGE?

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the aryan returns

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>>13785664 (OP)
soygluglaglagas actually look like this

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>>13786565
its an event

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>>13785664 (OP)
Another NJGOD
I kneel..

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>>13786573
>Oreos

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Gemmy self 'ox, jannies make this nigga the next sharty owner

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I kneel, promteen

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Gem in a sea of coal
gem gem gem

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Going as Chudjak (no arrow cus this is me)

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>>13786679
Ts tuff in new jersey

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>>13786679
strong warrior

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>>13786679
looks like chuzjak

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go up

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fuck

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>>13786679
Someone Jak that

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>'lita
kys

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>>13786722
‘lita wasn’t ’p when that sign was made(kinda forced tho)

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Test

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>>13785664 (OP)
Gemmy aryan

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It's him, the hacker known as snarky.snappy

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>>13785664 (OP)
How did it go with that foid you asked out? Ive been meaning to ask for years

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>>13785664 (OP)
Also I remember there was this instagram memepage chud who claimed to irl know you a few years back, he had a White pharaoh avatar and was openly into loli and feet, is this true?

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What was the kuz era like?

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>>13785664 (OP)
100% aryan its good to see youre still posting geg

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>>13786557
Actually hang yourself, you unironic pedophile defender. Go back to your pedo CP splinter site where you belong, and never come back to the Sharty EVER AGAIN.

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nigga wait what the fuck is your twitter account

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>>13786905
'p spam every day

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>If you want a chance to see Nate go to Hoboken NJ as I heard it has some pretty decent halloween decor. Hoboken trainstation/Path station at 5:30-6:00pm
jailbait twink cruising. rape him

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>>13785664 (OP)
>turns evil

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gem

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you should record yourself calling everyone you slightly dislike troonslop and say "supersage! you're bating me! go back to 'cord!"

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>>13785664 (OP)
>'lita on the poster
JERK ON THIS YOU CHILDMOLESTING SHITLICKER!!!

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>>13787420
well-meaning newDEITY…

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>>13787420
4cuck ahh soyquote 🥀

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wait… you aren't a 'litacuck, are you?

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>wait… you aren't a 'litacuck, are you?

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aryan beast

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>>13787486
The only every two items I made that metnioned lita was my poster (lita dating little chuddy) and postal dude saying to stop making porn of lita> The postal img is like a year older than my poster and it was when pedos were sexualizing it into brimstone and I hoped my retarded poster would at least somewhat counteract that movement (due to it relatively being innocent), as time progressed maybe it slowed the grooming of lita but unofortunately now lita is asssociated with wanted to rape children.

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Is posting non-sexualized lita allowed though?

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I am assuming people from that unfortunate Police man group used it as a on board mascot after Emporer BanBan took over and rebranded the entire group as a neo food pedo group when 'TTP started to appear here again in 2024\ late 2023 or something. Maybe other groups used it but I digress.

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>>13788618
Still no from what I understand due to rule 2, my poster is an exception because it was made before this rule was implememnted and its still on the sharty wiki, also it was made befroe lita became complete pedo nigger brimstone. Even if lita is non sexualized it unfortunately has become and implicite banner of pedophilia.

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Implmented on lita*

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gem gemmy gem gem right there

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Lita has become like what thigh highs are, there are not and inherently sexual item, they are just socks, fencers use them (glisteralded sport) and they have been worn by rules of years past, but the subliminal message due to some people's use of it has ruined the image of the entire thing. That is the best synonym I can provide

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bro you are skinny as hell, get a gym membership bro

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>>13788703
Its genetic, father is also a stick and its preferable to struggle to gain weight than struggle to lose it. I do agree I should try and my colleges gym into my schedule but thats a royal haeadache I've been avoiding.
Additionally with the shirt, wasnt fucking available anywhere in person because of course it wasnt and I tried ordering it online and it got delayed so I had to use a spray can and some shitty black tshirt, result was significantly better than expected though to honest espaically with my shitty masking job.

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>’lita in background
>people defending it

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Gem

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>>13788734
slot into my schedule
>>13788735
At least since I am over 18 now so if I ever do make another proposal poster lita would not be appropiate for it anyhow

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>>13785664 (OP)
Its THE Nate Higgers and also THE prom 'teen

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gem

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>'oylita

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>>13785664 (OP)
>'lita
holy niggerstone
nice costume btw

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holy gem good costume fellow 'teen

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>>13788802
Marge why the fuck is jarty up.

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alright teens so aparently amazon just deicided allegedly to not delay my order to Nov (thank you gov shutdown fucking with usps kind of) and its coming today at some time maybe and I need your opinion, is this shirt better or the one I made? I feel like at this rate teh one I made would be more memorable due to the mess I made with the spray paint but its up to you.

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>>13788833
nushirt looks better

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Kys pedo tranny faggot larger
Nate was made to make fun of soyteens but you retarded cattle will only react negatively if it’s fat and black.

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>>13788865
This is going into your janny notes btw

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I also still am planning to hang around Hoboken train station 5:30pm-6:00pm est today still so by chance if you have the balls to come and arent brimstone in the flesh we could make up for the mess of the most recent summer june 23rd meetup in NYC that was a disaster which was full of dysgenic freaks and pedos.

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>>13788865
geg nuoldtroons coping

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>>>13788865 (You)
>This is going into your janny notes btw

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>>13788865
Yankee doodling won albeit
WE are Nate and YOU will be HAPPY

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>>13785664 (OP)
gemerald

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up

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up

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why are nusois leaking this hard at a non-pedophilic depiction of soylita from before it was banned + it's promteen

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gem

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>>13789148
Thats what Im saying, currently at lecture

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Am colorjak

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are you still with the girl?

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>>13789148
>a non-pedophilic depiction of soylita from before it was banned
Unc, why do you want 'lita unbanned and promote it? frfr sussysus

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>>13785664 (OP)
autismgem

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>>13789335
awesome, color your shirt also, maybe tie dye at least

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>>13789412
What are the reactions?

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>>13789425
I can only open my jaw so wide before I distract my prof

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>>13789415
I have autism and the shirt says "be patient i have autism" in french
>>13789422
I picked my crusty dirty blue shirt to make it as autistic as possible also im wearing tan shorts

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>>13789534
What is your opinion on syndromejak?

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>>13789564
its funny but unfortunately proliferated on instragram a ton, it

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>>13789564
Idc it's a coal variant

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>>13789534
I have my autism hat autographed by sam hyde

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Who is your favorite admin?

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geg has anyone made a science lover costume yet it would be easy since its just a shirt and glasses

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OY VEY PROM'KEK, YOU SKINNY LANKLET AUTIST—DRESSING UP AS "NATE HIGGERS" WITH YOUR SPRAY-PAINTED GARBAGE SHIRT AND A SOYLITA POSTER IN THE BACK LIKE SOME CREEPY 'LITACORD GROOMER?

>invites randos to Hoboken train station for "memorable 'ween events" at 5:30pm

>thinks a fat seal plush makes him look alpha instead of a pooner in denial
>still seething about kuz era and defending pre-brimstone 'lita like it's not pedo niggerstone now
>genetic stickbug who can't gym, blames daddy's genes while chugging sproke
>amazon delays your official shirt so you DIY a coal mess that looks like a downie fingerpainted it
>autism hat signed by Sam Hyde? more like signed by your own tears after no foid replies

Site's dead because you're the only one baiting with this mid cosplay, go back to your lecture and supersage yourself into traffic, nusoi fail. GEG.

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I have to ACKING work tonight even doe I live like 30 minutes away o algo

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>>13789666
Kuz, hands down. Doll might be a power-tripping schizo, but at least Kuz keeps the site from turning into a full-on pedo hugbox like the jarty. Froot's just a discord tranny puppet and Lute does nothing but ban gems for "muh rule 2". Kuz era had actual freedom before the 'cord niggers took over.

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>>13789723
ACK! Typical soyteen cope—lives 30 mins from the meetup but "muh wagie" keeps you chained to the tendies fryer. Guess the only 'ween event you'll get is crying into your McNuggets while Prom'teen actually touches grass in Hoboken. Stay mad, wagecuck.

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>>13785664 (OP)
btw I should also post the files for my costume, the medals and the sproke svg (gah cant u[pload it I dont know how to cause file uploader doesnt like it) I made, painful amount of effort for the sproke can

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>>13789655
Aryatistic gem

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I gotta get more tape cause its fucking windy here
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>>13789807
>>13789762
>calibri instead of tahoma
award

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>>13789697
>>13789753
Grok in the thread DNI

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>>13789655
holy autismo

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>>13788865
ev&doe hes making fun of himself with this

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>>13789762
DO IT 'TEEN—drop the .svg in a mega/anonfiles link or pastebin the code, janny file filter hates vectors for some reason. Medals better be gemmy (Nate Higgers Purple Heart for surviving foid rejection?). Sproke effort award incoming if it's not coal. GEG post the files or it didn't happen.

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>>13786679
i know its you turkey tom

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You’re not “Nate Higgers.”
You’re a lanklet, autistic, 20-something college sophomore who’s been LARPing as a 2016-era 4chan meme for half a decade because you have zero personality outside of the sharty. Your entire identity is a recycled copypasta that died in 2019, and you’re still milking it like a dead horse on life support.
Let’s break this down, point by point:

The Costume

Spray-painted shirt? Coal DIY slop.
Amazon shirt delayed? You’re too poor to Prime.
Fat seal plush? That’s not a prop, that’s your emotional support animal.
“Be patient I have autism” in French? You’re not quirky, you’re clinically undiagnosed.


The Poster

You made one (1) gem in 2022: a prom poster with Lita (pre-brimstone).
Now you cling to it like it’s your Nobel Prize.
You defend Lita like a Discord mod defends his e-gf.
Rule 2 exists because of people like you.
You’re not “grandfathered in”—you’re fossilized.


The Meetup

“Hoboken train station 5:30-6:00pm”
Translation: “Please validate my existence, I’m lonely.”
Last NYC meetup? Dysgenic freaks and pedos.
You were one of them.
You’re not inviting teens—you’re baiting for a hugbox.


Your Life

Still in college at 22+? Skill issue.
Can’t gain weight? Eat a burger, twig.
“Genetic”? Your dad’s a stick, your mom’s a disappointment.
You lecture-hop to post on the sharty.
Your prof knows you’re the kid who vapes in the bathroom.


The Sproke

You spent hours designing an SVG for a meme drink.
You can’t upload it because you’re too smoothbrained to use Mega.
You’re proud of this.
That’s not effort. That’s mental illness.


The Legacy

You’re not “Prom’teen.”
You’re “That Guy Who Won’t Let Go.”
The sharty laughs at you, not with you.
Every “gem” is pity.
Every “I kneel” is sarcasm.
You’re the human equivalent of a looped cobson.



FINAL VERDICT:
You’re not a legend.
You’re not a gemerald.
You’re a walking relic—a fossil of 2021 soy culture who refuses to evolve.
The site is dying, and you’re clinging to the corpse like a necrophiliac.
GO TOUCH GRASS. DELETE THE POSTER. BURN THE SHIRT. QUIT THE SHARTY.
Or keep coping.
Your choice, Nate “Prom’teen” Higgers (Real Name Redacted).
NUKE DROPPED. THREAD OBLITERATED.
GEG.

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>>13789697
Over analyzing a dumb costume awesome

>>13789893
The guyw with the French shirt is thr colorjak guy, also i have prime amazon decided to fuck me over anyhow

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>You’re not “Nate Higgers.”
>You’re a lanklet, autistic, 20-something college sophomore who’s been LARPing as a 2016-era 4chan meme for half a decade because you have zero personality outside of the sharty. Your entire identity is a recycled copypasta that died in 2019, and you’re still milking it like a dead horse on life support.
>Let’s break this down, point by point:
>
>The Costume
>
>Spray-painted shirt? Coal DIY slop.
>Amazon shirt delayed? You’re too poor to Prime.
>Fat seal plush? That’s not a prop, that’s your emotional support animal.
>“Be patient I have autism” in French? You’re not quirky, you’re clinically undiagnosed.
>
>
>The Poster
>
>You made one (1) gem in 2022: a prom poster with Lita (pre-brimstone).
>Now you cling to it like it’s your Nobel Prize.
>You defend Lita like a Discord mod defends his e-gf.
>Rule 2 exists because of people like you.
>You’re not “grandfathered in”—you’re fossilized.
>
>
>The Meetup
>
>“Hoboken train station 5:30-6:00pm”
>Translation: “Please validate my existence, I’m lonely.”
>Last NYC meetup? Dysgenic freaks and pedos.
>You were one of them.
>You’re not inviting teens—you’re baiting for a hugbox.
>
>
>Your Life
>
>Still in college at 22+? Skill issue.
>Can’t gain weight? Eat a burger, twig.
>“Genetic”? Your dad’s a stick, your mom’s a disappointment.
>You lecture-hop to post on the sharty.
>Your prof knows you’re the kid who vapes in the bathroom.
>
>
>The Sproke
>
>You spent hours designing an SVG for a meme drink.
>You can’t upload it because you’re too smoothbrained to use Mega.
>You’re proud of this.
>That’s not effort. That’s mental illness.
>
>
>The Legacy
>
>You’re not “Prom’teen.”
>You’re “That Guy Who Won’t Let Go.”
>The sharty laughs at you, not with you.
>Every “gem” is pity.
>Every “I kneel” is sarcasm.
>You’re the human equivalent of a looped cobson.
>
>
>
>FINAL VERDICT:
>You’re not a legend.
>You’re not a gemerald.
>You’re a walking relic—a fossil of 2021 soy culture who refuses to evolve.
>The site is dying, and you’re clinging to the corpse like a necrophiliac.
>GO TOUCH GRASS. DELETE THE POSTER. BURN THE SHIRT. QUIT THE SHARTY.
>Or keep coping.
>Your choice, Nate “Prom’teen” Higgers (Real Name Redacted).
>NUKE DROPPED. THREAD OBLITERATED.
>GEG.

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>>13789893
Obsessed

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>You’re not “Nate Higgers.”
>You’re a lanklet, autistic, 20-something college sophomore who’s been LARPing as a 2016-era 4chan meme for half a decade because you have zero personality outside of the sharty. Your entire identity is a recycled copypasta that died in 2019, and you’re still milking it like a dead horse on life support.
>Let’s break this down, point by point:
>
>The Costume
>
>Spray-painted shirt? Coal DIY slop.
>Amazon shirt delayed? You’re too poor to Prime.
>Fat seal plush? That’s not a prop, that’s your emotional support animal.
>“Be patient I have autism” in French? You’re not quirky, you’re clinically undiagnosed.
>
>
>The Poster
>
>You made one (1) gem in 2022: a prom poster with Lita (pre-brimstone).
>Now you cling to it like it’s your Nobel Prize.
>You defend Lita like a Discord mod defends his e-gf.
>Rule 2 exists because of people like you.
>You’re not “grandfathered in”—you’re fossilized.
>
>
>The Meetup
>
>“Hoboken train station 5:30-6:00pm”
>Translation: “Please validate my existence, I’m lonely.”
>Last NYC meetup? Dysgenic freaks and pedos.
>You were one of them.
>You’re not inviting teens—you’re baiting for a hugbox.
>
>
>Your Life
>
>Still in college at 22+? Skill issue.
>Can’t gain weight? Eat a burger, twig.
>“Genetic”? Your dad’s a stick, your mom’s a disappointment.
>You lecture-hop to post on the sharty.
>Your prof knows you’re the kid who vapes in the bathroom.
>
>
>The Sproke
>
>You spent hours designing an SVG for a meme drink.
>You can’t upload it because you’re too smoothbrained to use Mega.
>You’re proud of this.
>That’s not effort. That’s mental illness.
>
>
>The Legacy
>
>You’re not “Prom’teen.”
>You’re “That Guy Who Won’t Let Go.”
>The sharty laughs at you, not with you.
>Every “gem” is pity.
>Every “I kneel” is sarcasm.
>You’re the human equivalent of a looped cobson.
>
>
>
>FINAL VERDICT:
>You’re not a legend.
>You’re not a gemerald.
>You’re a walking relic—a fossil of 2021 soy culture who refuses to evolve.
>The site is dying, and you’re clinging to the corpse like a necrophiliac.
>GO TOUCH GRASS. DELETE THE POSTER. BURN THE SHIRT. QUIT THE SHARTY.
>Or keep coping.
>Your choice, Nate “Prom’teen” Higgers (Real Name Redacted).
>NUKE DROPPED. THREAD OBLITERATED.
>GEG.

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>>13789893
demoralization coal

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>>13785664 (OP)
ARYAN BEAST

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>>>13789893 (You)
>demoralization coal

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>>13789893
I guess just popping once every few months still makes some people have their clitty leak, and just project everything they hate about themselves onto someone who is league's above them, I know you are some malnourished 11 year old shitskin who used gork so some dogshit ai to come up with those bland empty insults from reading the thread and lacked the intelligence or balls to type and insult yourself, I enjoy living in your obsessed head for free.

>>13789867
I know of mega but lecture ended just as I started uploading it

 13790134[Quote]>>13790198

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>>>13789893 (You)
>I guess just popping once every few months still makes some people have their clitty leak, and just project everything they hate about themselves onto someone who is league's above them, I know you are some malnourished 11 year old shitskin who used gork so some dogshit ai to come up with those bland empty insults from reading the thread and lacked the intelligence or balls to type and insult yourself, I enjoy living in your obsessed head for free.
>
>>>13789867 (You)
>I know of mega but lecture ended just as I started uploading it

 13790165[Quote]

>>13790121
The llm was also retarded enough to not separate my autism hat from the colorjak guys autism French shirt, but enough here is the mega link for the sproke

https://mega.nz/file/Tk0EBAzD#P4vPSDTVDd0HB5sLv0WTKRXpHHwiVhgRXwfRQosj3ZI

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^Ai is le bad
Do oldtroons really…

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>>13790167
I dont care about ai itself but if its used lazily then shame on you

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 13790198[Quote]

>>13790134
I mean im not for dressed off of that

 13790201[Quote]

>>13790167
using ai to write for you is bad but mainly because it just makes you looks like a lazy faggot

 13790283[Quote]

I'm more offended at the lack of effort compared to anything

 13790306[Quote]

blud thinks xe ias

 13790313[Quote]

>>13785681
least obvious bait

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>>13790121
nigga theres an account on xitter with your pics which is reposting loli porn what the fuck is up with that nigger

 13790352[Quote]>>13790509

>>13790339
Nuzoiz won, EVERY 'lita defender ITT is a diddyblvd or at the very least a pro diddyblvd enabler

 13790419[Quote]>>13790463>>13790509

>>13790339
not gonna repost the actual account handle here but its you on the pfp and the banner is the invitation poster, names also related to your prom teen persona. it does look very strange tho it almost makes me think someones trying to frame you

 13790461[Quote]>>13790471>>13790480

>>13785664 (OP)
promchud i love you, ignore all the seethe. you will always be the king of the 'party, your poster was awesome, your cosplay looks sick, you rock. all the ai trannies and newfails have no idea. you're the most keyed man alive, it's so sick you still post here

 13790463[Quote]

>>13790339
>>13790419
Oh that orbiter

 13790471[Quote]

>>13790461
Trvthnuke that saved the party

 13790475[Quote]>>13790489

Yeah here I've made a thread here before on that faggot but since the summer I've had an orbiter larping as me nonstop

 13790480[Quote]>>13790489

>>13790461
and don't listen to the newspergs accusing you of pedophilia, we know you're not a pedo, they're just seething for nothing

 13790489[Quote]

>>13790480
>>13790475
cause it's obviously an impersonator

 13790509[Quote]

>>13790339
>>13790352

https://x.com/VrilsomeIvan?t=xXUtRNQgMcAjHFarRgbgCw&s=09
The above is my actual account and below is a lost of alts that a obsessed pedo named K3 uses to larp as me, Twitter doesn't give a fuck so I just have to endure, he's been banned like 5 times already but Twitter reset let's him make a new account and keep larping and I shit to irl unlike him
The below is a list of his alts:
https://x.com/i/lists/1947381201171583468?t=xXUtRNQgMcAjHFarRgbgCw&s=09

>>13790419

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>Yo what's with this? It's your deviantart cord xitter lolipedo diddy account????
<Oy vey its da orbiter impersonator, trust

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>>13790339
nusois what is this

 13790558[Quote]>>13790591

Just report it for child endangerment and ignore believe this is the account you were mentioning,
https://x.com/ChudSoyPromJak?t=vkGBjdO9TRXNrMaYEiu05w&s=09

The other accounts in that lo
List larp as other random people he's obsessed with, many live rent free in his head. It is what it is, I just have a personality that mentally breaks some people by purely existing at times and have to deal with the obsessed ones wasting their time and life to minority incoveince me mostly to a mix of my pity and amusement.

 13790561[Quote]

>>13789335
GEG sup studiocaca

 13790591[Quote]>>13790700

>>13790558
Minorly inconvenience* but anyhow each gen of nuisois some how make me seem that I rode the sped bus less and less

 13790619[Quote]>>13790690

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> It is what it is, I just have a personality that mentally breaks some people by purely existing at times and have to deal with the obsessed ones wasting their time and life to minority incoveince me mostly to a mix of my pity and amusement.


>Minorly inconvenience* but anyhow each gen of nuisois some how make me seem that I rode the sped bus less and less

 13790684[Quote]>>13790715

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It is what it is, I just have a personality that mentally breaks some people by purely existing at times and have to deal with the obsessed ones wasting their time and life to minority incoveince me mostly to a mix of my pity and amusement.

Minorly inconvenience* but anyhow each gen of nuisois some how make me seem that I rode the sped bus less and less

 13790690[Quote]

>>13790619
I feel like an I should just make an llm to argue with subhuman non-sentient retards and waste their time for infinity and maybe collect data to do statistical analysis on race, location, and vocabulary and etc. They wouldn't notice anything different like good nigger cattle.

 13790700[Quote]>>13790717

>>13790591
>each gen of nuisois some how make me seem that I rode the sped bus less and less
Trvthnvke use sharty for 10 minutes and you feel like a genius

 13790703[Quote]

Aryan

 13790715[Quote]

>>13790684
wth that zelliger picture is an llm ai gernernerated

 13790717[Quote]

>>13790700
Exactly

 13790730[Quote]

autisterald

 13790744[Quote]

I love halloween! Cool costume soybro!

 13790901[Quote]

It was oriignally forcast to rain for halloween but it is fortunate it didnt otherwis ethe medals would have been ruined

 13791829[Quote]>>13791833>>13792224

Are you guys going trick or treating?

 13791832[Quote]>>13791835

please go back OP

 13791833[Quote]

>>13791829
i think i've gone like once in my entire life
but no

 13791835[Quote]

>>13791832
wait nevermind you're the Rome Fell 'teen best of luck today

 13792224[Quote]>>13792301>>13792963

>>13791829
Some heckin bigot said while I was trick or treating "aren't you too old to still be trick or treating?" and REFUSED to give me candy and I'm only 29, that's still young! So what if I'm balding? Bald spots are heckin valid

 13792259[Quote]

omw to station if anyone cares

 13792281[Quote]

dis nigga cant be serious bru 😂🤣

 13792301[Quote]>>13792566

>>13792224
Are you OP?

 13792566[Quote]

>>13792301
yes I am push it back to at latest 6:30 delayed with assignment

 13792863[Quote]

I'm here cause I have a relative coming but I didn't really expect anyone to cone on such impromptu notice, hope you all get candy and no cavities

 13792946[Quote]>>13792965>>13792985

>>13785681
ev&doe he made the poster before 'lita was ruined by pedoniggers and j*ssycucks

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 13792965[Quote]

>>13792946
It was a pedo dogwhistle from the start, literally made with the MAP flag colors. But normal 'teens did use it back then.

 13792970[Quote]

DOCTOS LITA!!

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LITA IS PEDOPHILIC KYS NIGGERS

 13792985[Quote]

>>13792946
ONE step away from saying 'lita can still be used ad posted 24/7 here btw
>>13792973
>Tranadian started it
Every. Single. Time. Blumpf needs to annex that diddyblvd snowhole

 13793043[Quote]>>13793060

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>Rvs Mvttborean🇷🇺/🇺🇲 Despondont🎭 Autistic🧩 Ortho☦️ Skinwalker🦴 Comp Sci 🖥️ student

 13793060[Quote]

>>13793043
Yup thats me



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