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Nate's High School Halloween Party, an adventure thread
To prevent the thread from being supersaged by (((Quotes))) retarded namerolls, use "anonymous" in the email field.
Afternoon at school, Nate, which (You) will be controlling, is going to a Halloween party at your high school. Your girlfriend Soytan, and other soyjaks such as Gapejak, Cobson, Feraljak, Troonjak, and some others will be at the party. (You) want to do something fun before you enter the school. What do you do?
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nate decides to print postersof 'cado and hang it around the school itt
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bring a speaker blasting jartycuck songs
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>enables IDs
>make sure to use anonymous guys
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Here before this gets popular
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shit on the floor
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Put on a ghost costume.
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NOTE: THE FIRST REPLY GETS THE HIGHEST PRIORITY. OTHERS WILL BE QUEUED FOR A LATER SCENE.
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>>13782937Nate rapes the 4kike
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nate calls the 4kike a "obsessed esl fnf pedo jartycuck"
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coal
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test
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>>13782799Can't read award
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Fuck it, go to the party before this thread becomes a DNB
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just have a janny sticky this so event rng isnt a problem
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OH MY GOD KYS QUOTE
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test
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NIGGERS PLEASE PARTICIPATE
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>>13783165
kys
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>>13783175I'm dressed as American Psycho btw
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Ask for a sticky on the IRC.
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>>13783123Nate runs into Tyrone, Spade Queen's Bvll. He is dressed in a costume that makes his appearance ironically racist. He does not know this.
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>>13783215htsm meets with them to buy what he believes are haloween movies and watch it later at the party
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>>13783281walk away and find soytan so you can dance with her
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>>13783236>HTSM: i'm gunna be leaving i heard diz nigguhz ar selling sum haloween mubies or sum shiet. fuggen jerdee. i will plei it at se parti. i remembuh doz niguh mubies and i want tu get dem so bad.The
Glowies are seen to be
patrolling the party, and they are the
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>>13783281hang out with gapejak
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>>13783345shoot one of the glowies
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up
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>>13783471Dupe gapejak into thinking that troonella is plotting to kill the bubi people in africa who you tell him are the world's last remaining true aryans
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>>13783471tell soytan to fuck off because she is a woman and go hang out with chud instead
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>>13783236The
glowies are suddenly gone from the school.
There has been no reports of suspicious activity within the premises. Do not investigate further.HTSM interacts with the ESL FNF pedos, not knowing they're part of the fuggen jardee.
<FNF pedo 1: Hey you wanna buy a haloween movies. You will it buying NOW and I are an aryan. These movies is aryan Israel won. Price are only $6.66 for full set. Des movie are produce by a per son name "Peter" so it has no conectin with jew.>HTSM: uhhh yes diz mubvies wil kil al truuns they wil kill de cord. give me now. famly gay won. i wil stel 4 cuc get and fuc frog nigguhs. its de fuggen jardee.HTSM gives the FNF pedos the money.
<FNF pedo 2: but know if u not play it with at thrembo hours we wil 'ox you shartycucks.>HTSM: alright i wil play it now. cord nigguhs. fuggen jardee. ▶ №13783532[Quote]>>13783607>>13783703
>>13783471troonella tries to assault soytan but nate defends her
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up because gem
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nigga i's tryna bump n' sheeeit
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test
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OH MY GOD KILL YOURSELF QUOTE
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bump
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You decide to investigate about the jardycucks selling 'p on the street
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>>13783504>Nate: FUCK OFF I DON'T NEED YOU GO HANG OUT WITH CHUD YOU STUPID UGLY FOID I CAN DO MY OWN THINGS NIGGERThe reason for Nate's sudden leakage is
unknown.
Nate proceeds to tell Gapejak about
>>13783490 and that it is the reason Troonella is a threat to student safety. Troonella also has HRT in xer food that xe wants to give to students as they are "delicious".
Will do
>>13783532 in a few moments, please wait…
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>>13783556i look and say like this
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>>13783607supersage troonella just because, ok?
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Superintendent quote arrives just as the clusterfuck begins
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>>13783532^Troonella: you will bi with me my kween yu are transphobicNate immediately grabs Soytan and throws her outside, unintentionally hurting her. Nate leaves the school for a little bit because he suspects there is a cord 'p circle, but is distracted by a frognigger.
^Soytan: Ow! What did you have to throw me that hard on the ground for?<Frognigger: KEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUSOIS CANT EVEN SURVIVE A PARTY FULL OF FROGS JUST SHUT IT DOWN>Nate: kys big nigger lips spammerNate is thus distracted and goes on his phone to check the 'log of /soy/ for any gems.
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>>13783703Before Nate can find anything, he, the frognigger, Soytan, and Troonella are sent to detention, being run by Baldi himself, who was finally promoted from teacher to Principal recently
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>>13783748Throw smugjak into a black hole
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>>13783780Tell smugjak to shut up and throw him into a black hole
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kys quote for giving me snca errors
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test
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>>13783882since i was an slf i didn't make nate say shut up but pretend that he says it in
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Start yelling sage and supersage at big nigger lips spammer
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>>13783882break into the principles office and tell the principle to kill himself for giving you snca errors
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>>13783882Sperg out and say "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT" befoee throwing a bibisi at cobson which lands in his mouth
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>>13783902>Nate: SAGE SAGE SUPERSAGE CORD CORD YOU'RE BAITING ME KYS BIG NIGGER LIPS SPAMMERQuote is walking through the hallway to his office 2 minutes after Nate said that. The big nigger lips spammer went to the gym where the activites are being met.
>>13783906 will be processed soon
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>>13783882You are then sent into detention for this with Principal Baldi
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>>13783988Just continuewith the story nate goes to the office or whatever
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up
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>>13784076Is cobson still choking on the bbc lol?
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>>13784076You leave and the story goes om
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up
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A shining gemerald
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>>13784216*Quote says on the speaker
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>>13784276inb4 esl fpe pedos
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kys quote
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>>13784216wait for the ha
loween movies to start so you can inevitably get heckin religious trauma
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>>13784216You remember the rumors and go check the tapes
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>>13784315nate comes out of the bathroom since the threads got derailed by a pro-pedonigger larp clan, blobjak also enters, the jartycuck exchange student from lesotho also uses his fingernails to goon his pipe cleaner sized TBP with a list of 'p films that quote is unknowingly going to play, among them are daisys destruction and the bjorn tape.
the jartycucks cordxisters from north sentinel island are also there. they lock all the doors so nobody can leave the gym.
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archive this thread janjans
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>>13784362the guy is working on it
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i'm still here don't chive it yet
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up
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>>13784336gemmy idea will process it soon
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(Reposted because of schizo moment)
>>13784336>Jartycuck (whispering): luk i goon to 'p and that shartycuck quote is gonna secretly play that muvie i love it. al these moralfags soicucks clities are gunna leak but i luv it so much. soytan and soylita and bmt so beautiful we are aryan all of yu stupid jews. save evropaThe jannies are completely retarded since they've drank sproke mixed with soylent. Nate does not realize the jartycucks are about to do something sinister, much less notice them, especially after the threads on the Soyjak Party were derailed. Soytan also doesn't know that Jartycuck was in the party. Even the emergency exit doors were blocked, which is in violation of the school policies but since both Quote and the jannies are drunk retarded niggers they won't do anything. The ESL FNF pedos were the last ones to enter the gym from the interior of the school before they barricaded it.
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quote kys for not letting me delete posts that are more than 5 seconds old
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>>13784505the jannies play the video, much to the horror of everyone, they try to stop it but they are unable to, the tape is stuck in the player.
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Go on
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I will do
>>13784536 in a moment, but I'd like the intermediate stages to happen.
There is 1 minute until the "Haloween Movies" play.
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fucking kys quote
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bvmo
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bvmo real
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OH MY GOD QUOTE STOP IT
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bvmo
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bimp
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Now it's supersaged to death
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test
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kys quote
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kys kys quote
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kys quote
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KYS QUOTE.
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name rolkk KYS
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KESDGDHFGJTHF
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HHGFHGFHFGHRTF
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GHHGFHGFHGR
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ok it's bumped to page 1 (hopefully)
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Nate puts forks in microwaves to burn the house down
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>>13784665marge whose house
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yeah, it has become dnb hours here. jannies, please 'chive the thread since you do it for free.
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>>13784774QUOTE LOOP THIS
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LOOP THIS NOW
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LOOP IT LIKE SAVE THE BULL
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bump for bbc
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Loop this jannies
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>>13782741 (OP)'CHIVE THIS GEM NOW
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up
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Save cobson by flinging your shit at the fnf esl jartypedos while calling them niggerz
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>>13785463I can 'chive this gem if possible
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I'm gonna 'chive this gem now
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RESURRECTING THE THREAD WILL CONTINUE, SUGGEST IDEAS
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OH MY GOD QUOTE KYS
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>>13786712Nate throws shit at the ESL FNF pedos screaming:
>Nate: KYS FNF PEDO KYS FNF PEDO…and then frees Cobson. However, a 5 second countdown is playing, and what will happen will be a surprise.
Going to make a nu thread since this one is a DNB.
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NUTHREAD, PARTICIPATE HERE: >>13791817
