孝

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孝

@kousen_bakuhatu

ふっおもしれーおばさん

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しみけんに遭遇したおばさんあら、くんにちは笑

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いい？あなたのはyour、あなたのものはyours

The image features a scene from the 'Harry Potter' movie series, specifically showing a young Hermione Granger, played by Emma Watson, holding a wand and casting a spell. She is dressed in her Hogwarts school uniform, which includes a black robe with the Gryffindor emblem. The setting appears to be a classroom or a similar indoor environment, with another character in the background, possibly a teacher or another student, dressed in formal attire. The post text in Japanese, 'いい？あなたのはyour、あなたのものはyours', translates to 'Okay? Yours is your, and yours is yours', which might be a playful or educational reference to possessive pronouns in English, possibly relating to a scene where Hermione is teaching or correcting someone.

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（流石にシコシコ感はまずいなぁ...）このパンね、めっちゃ抜ける

The image shows a person holding a piece of bread, which appears to be the focus of the post. The setting seems to be a casual or home environment, with a tree-like background and various items like plants and boxes in the background. The text overlay in Japanese reads "絶対にシコシコ感はまずいなぁ..." which translates to "The chewy texture is definitely bad..." and the post text mentions "このパンね、めっちゃ抜ける" which means "This bread, it's super hollow." This suggests a humorous or light-hearted critique of the bread's texture. The person is likely discussing the quality of the bread in a comedic manner, as indicated by the tone of the post.

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この円の内側で生まれると人生ハードモードだよね

The image shows a close-up view of a mechanical shredder, specifically focusing on the interlocking metal blades or teeth that are part of the shredding mechanism. The red circle highlights a specific area within the shredder, suggesting that being 'born' or metaphorically 'trapped' within this area would make life extremely challenging, as implied by the post text 'この円の内側で生まれると人生ハードモードだよね' which translates to 'If you are born inside this circle, life would be in hard mode, right?'. The context provided by the post text adds a humorous or metaphorical layer, indicating the difficulty of navigating through such a harsh environment.

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いっぱいの「い」を、「おっぱい」に変えてみてください

$The image features a person, likely 孝ドラゴン (@kousen_bakuhatu), standing against a vibrant red background with a smoky, blurred effect, creating a dramatic silhouette. The individual wears a striking, patterned jacket with intricate geometric designs, possibly inspired by maze-like patterns, adding a fashionable and visually engaging element. The lighting emphasizes the contours of the jacket and face, casting shadows that enhance the mysterious and stylish vibe. The post text, requesting to replace "いっぱい" with "おっぱい," introduces a playful, suggestive innuendo, aligning with the image\'s provocative yet not explicit framing. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible.$

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1いいねにつき1キロ痩せます

The image features a simple, elegant heart symbol on a dark background, symbolizing a personal challenge related to fitness. The post text, written in Japanese, states "1いいねにつき1キロ痩せます" which translates to "I will lose 1 kg for every like I get." This indicates that the heart symbol represents the user's commitment to a weight loss goal, where each like on the post motivates them to lose weight. The minimalist design of the heart against the dark backdrop emphasizes the focus on the challenge rather than any distractions. The post is from the user 孝ドラゴン (@kousen_bakuhatu), suggesting a personal and interactive approach to fitness motivation through social media engagement.

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筋を通すのが筋ってもんでしょう

The image shows a man in a formal suit and tie, likely a public figure or politician, gesturing with his hand as if making a point or explaining something. The context from the post text, "筋を通すのが筋ってもんでしょう" which translates to "It's only right to follow through," suggests that the image is related to a discussion or statement about maintaining principles or following through on commitments. The setting appears to be a formal or official environment, possibly during a press conference or public address.

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喪主おもんなかったね

The image depicts two women dressed in formal black attire, sitting on a wooden bench in what appears to be a traditional Japanese setting, possibly a funeral or memorial service. One woman is holding a tissue to her face, suggesting she is emotional or mourning, while the other woman, who is wearing a pearl necklace, looks at her with a concerned expression. The setting includes wooden architecture and natural light filtering through, indicating an outdoor or semi-outdoor location. The post text in Japanese, "喪主おもんなかったね," translates to "The chief mourner wasn't interesting, huh?" which adds a layer of commentary on the event, possibly indicating a lack of engagement or solemnity from the chief mourner's perspective.

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ねえどうするの？

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【デカすぎるし付き合ってる】友達に登って、恋人を降りてきた

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ではその「い」を、

The image features a person in a striking, patterned jacket with intricate geometric designs, set against a vibrant red background with a smoky, blurred effect. The lighting creates a dramatic silhouette, emphasizing the jacket's details and the person's facial features, though the face is partially obscured. The post text, including the reply "おっぱいっぱおっぱい" (a playful or suggestive phrase in Japanese) and the response mentioning "その「い」" (that "i"), suggests a humorous or meme-like context, possibly referencing internet culture or wordplay. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible.

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【めっちゃビビリ】もっと小さなヤマにしておきませんか

The image depicts a scene from a movie or TV show, featuring a man in a dark suit sitting on a light-colored chair. His hands are clasped together, and he appears to be in a tense or serious situation, which aligns with the post text "めっちゃビビリ" (meaning "super scared" in Japanese). The setting suggests an indoor environment, possibly an interrogation room or a meeting place, adding to the dramatic tension. The man's expression and body language convey a sense of anxiety or fear, fitting the context of the post.

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オカンが言うにはな、六角形も円らしいねんゆとり世代やないか

The image features two men engaged in a comedic conversation on a Japanese television show. The man on the left is wearing a purple blazer over a white shirt, while the man on the right is dressed in a green double-breasted suit with an orange tie. They are standing in front of a microphone with a golden, ornate background that suggests a festive or light-hearted setting. The post text in Japanese humorously mentions that according to the man's mother, a hexagon is also a circle, indicating a playful take on generational knowledge or misunderstandings, possibly referencing the 'yutori' generation, known for a more relaxed education system in Japan.

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うーんこれは内通者

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苫田さんの仕事のスタイルは“自然発生するエネルギー爆発の連続”に近いよね

The image shows a person, likely named 苫田 (Tomita), in a setting that appears to be a restaurant or café, given the warm lighting and background elements like bottles and shelves. The post text suggests that Tomita's work style is akin to a series of spontaneous energy explosions, indicating a dynamic and energetic approach to their profession. The person is dressed in a white shirt, suggesting a casual or semi-formal environment. The overall context implies a discussion on work habits or professional demeanor, framed within a cultural or personal narrative.

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【ネタツイ垢をフォローしてる俺様系男子】ふっ　おもしれーおばさん

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ワンピースに出てきそう

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イージーモードのみなさん、フォローしてください。

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マッマが頭おフランスなんやがなんか質問ある？

The image is a scene from the anime "Doraemon" featuring the character Nobita. Nobita is sitting at a desk, typing on an old-fashioned computer with a CRT monitor. The setting appears to be his room, with a green bed in the background. The post text in Japanese translates to "My mom is a bit of a ditz, any questions?" which adds a humorous context to Nobita's expression of frustration or confusion while using the computer.

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4949（シクシク）って泣くよね 8888(ハハハハ）って笑うよね ... 1919って

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どうやって突破したんだよ

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みんなで流行らせましょう

The post from user 孝ドラゴン (@kousen_bakuhatu) features a humorous attempt to start a new trend. The main image shows a person holding a piece of bread, with a playful expression, suggesting they are about to take a bite. The text overlay in the image reads "これにしよう。みんなで流行らせよう" which translates to "Let's make this popular." The post is a reply to another user, えびリライ (@ebiri_fly), who is encouraging everyone to start a trend. The composition is light-hearted, aiming to engage the audience in a fun, communal activity of popularizing a simple act of eating bread. The setting appears to be a casual, possibly home or studio environment, enhancing the relatable and humorous nature of the post.

The post from user 孝ドラゴン (@kousen_bakuhatu) features a humorous attempt to start a new trend. The main image shows a person holding a piece of bread, with a playful expression, suggesting they are about to take a bite. The text overlay in the image reads "これにしよう。みんなで流行らせよう" which translates to "Let's make this popular." The post is a reply to another user, えびリライ (@ebiri_fly), who is encouraging everyone to start a trend. The composition is light-hearted, aiming to engage the audience in a fun, communal activity of popularizing a simple act of eating bread. The setting appears to be a casual, possibly home or studio environment, enhancing the relatable and humorous nature of the post.

The post from user 孝ドラゴン (@kousen_bakuhatu) features a humorous attempt to start a new trend. The main image shows a person holding a piece of bread, with a playful expression, suggesting they are about to take a bite. The text overlay in the image reads "これにしよう。みんなで流行らせよう" which translates to "Let's make this popular." The post is a reply to another user, えびリライ (@ebiri_fly), who is encouraging everyone to start a trend. The composition is light-hearted, aiming to engage the audience in a fun, communal activity of popularizing a simple act of eating bread. The setting appears to be a casual, possibly home or studio environment, enhancing the relatable and humorous nature of the post.

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い、い、イライラおでこについてるINZM

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フォローしてくださおっぱい

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【極めて神の立場に近いおばさん】おい、ラファエル

The image shows an elderly woman walking outdoors, holding a cane in her right hand. She is dressed in a patterned blouse, beige pants, and a black vest, with a face mask covering her mouth and nose. The setting appears to be a serene, green environment, possibly a park or a garden in Japan, as suggested by the lush greenery and traditional stone structures in the background. The post text in Japanese, "【極めて神の立場に近いおばさん】おい、ラファエル," translates to "[Extremely close to the position of God, old lady] Hey, Raphael," which adds a humorous and affectionate tone to the image, suggesting the woman's venerable and wise appearance. The TikTok watermark indicates the source of the image.

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モテたいからネタツイをしています。付き合ってください。

The image is a screenshot from the movie 'Harry Potter', featuring a young Hermione Granger holding a wand and smiling. The context from the post text suggests that the user is trying to be humorous or endearing by posting this image, possibly to attract attention or affection. The setting appears to be a classroom or a similar environment within the Harry Potter universe, with wooden paneling and a formal atmosphere. The user's tweet in Japanese translates to 'I want to be popular, so I'm posting this. Please date me.' This adds a layer of personal appeal to the image, making it a playful attempt at social interaction.

The image is a screenshot from the movie 'Harry Potter', featuring a young Hermione Granger holding a wand and smiling. The context from the post text suggests that the user is trying to be humorous or endearing by posting this image, possibly to attract attention or affection. The setting appears to be a classroom or a similar environment within the Harry Potter universe, with wooden paneling and a formal atmosphere. The user's tweet in Japanese translates to 'I want to be popular, so I'm posting this. Please date me.' This adds a layer of personal appeal to the image, making it a playful attempt at social interaction.

The image is a screenshot from the movie 'Harry Potter', featuring a young Hermione Granger holding a wand and smiling. The context from the post text suggests that the user is trying to be humorous or endearing by posting this image, possibly to attract attention or affection. The setting appears to be a classroom or a similar environment within the Harry Potter universe, with wooden paneling and a formal atmosphere. The user's tweet in Japanese translates to 'I want to be popular, so I'm posting this. Please date me.' This adds a layer of personal appeal to the image, making it a playful attempt at social interaction.

The image is a screenshot from the movie 'Harry Potter', featuring a young Hermione Granger holding a wand and smiling. The context from the post text suggests that the user is trying to be humorous or endearing by posting this image, possibly to attract attention or affection. The setting appears to be a classroom or a similar environment within the Harry Potter universe, with wooden paneling and a formal atmosphere. The user's tweet in Japanese translates to 'I want to be popular, so I'm posting this. Please date me.' This adds a layer of personal appeal to the image, making it a playful attempt at social interaction.

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MBTIのこの質問、訳がわからないが1番左を押すなぜならカッコがいい

The image is a social media post from the user 孝ドラゴン (@kousen_bakuhatu) discussing a question from the MBTI (Myers-Briggs Type Indicator) personality test. The text in the image is in Japanese and translates to: 'The MBTI question "How much do you like being the center of attention?" is confusing, so I choose the one on the far left because the parentheses look cool.' Below the text, there is a visual representation of five circles in a row, each representing a different level of agreement from 'Strongly Disagree' on the left to 'Strongly Agree' on the right. The circles are color-coded from green to purple, indicating the spectrum of responses. The post humorously highlights the user's decision-making process based on aesthetics rather than content.

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【夜の始まりの表現として定着しすぎている】もう少しでバニーガールだなぁ

A sunset over the ocean with the sun partially visible on the horizon. The sky displays shades of orange, pink, and purple, with scattered clouds. The water reflects the colors of the sky, appearing dark blue. Rocky formations are visible in the foreground along the coastline.

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The image depicts a person standing in front of a well-organized bookshelf filled with numerous books. The setting suggests a scholarly or intellectual environment, possibly a study or a personal library. The person is dressed in formal attire, wearing a suit and tie, and appears to be gesturing with their hands, possibly in the midst of a discussion or presentation. The bookshelf contains a variety of items, including books, a model rocket, and some decorative figures, adding a personal touch to the scene. The overall atmosphere is one of knowledge and contemplation.

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May 29

普通に女を抱くタイプの男が男にケツ掘られてんのがエロいんだよな

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ｽﾞﾎﾞｯどしたん？話聞こか？え、それは流石に君が悪いんじゃない？やっぱ抜くね........ ｽﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞ

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【映画館に住んでる人】「実家のような臨場感」

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【インドで価値観が変わった人】 NTRって最高やな！！！！！！！！！！！！！

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見なさい、これが私立のグラウンドよ。

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もしかして疑問さんって...？

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俺を阿部寛とした場合、東大に行くべき人だ

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俺達これ頼んでないよな、店員さん呼ぶか

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しみけんコラボカフェ　メニュー •うんこ