あすばるろー

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あすばるろー

@9As_V

三浪一留一教科ギャンブル中毒

querie.me/user/9As_VJoined December 2019

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今年落ちても自衛隊ぶち込まれないように体重制限して対策してんスワ

A table displays body measurements with categories labeled in Japanese including height at 166.8 cm, weight at 41.9 kg, BMI at 15.1, bust circumference at 58 cm, and other metrics like waist and hip in a simple grid format.

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@9As_V

Oct 19

親が今年受からなかったら自衛隊にでもぶち込むとか言い出して今これ

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「すいません...ファミチキ、チキン抜きで....」店員「ファミリーマート(株)ですね合計2兆円です」

「PayPayで...」ﾍﾟｲﾍﾟｲ♪ｶﾞﾗｶﾞﾗｶﾞﾗｶﾞｼｬｰﾝwww デン

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～paypay本社唐突の2兆円請求～

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こいつら恐竜学部に入った生徒全員恐竜になると思ってそう

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モリ＠反出生主義

@mr1aan

Jul 27

Replying to @eu_zen_

てか何で東大に農学部あんの？農家になるわけちゃうやろそういうちゃっかり学歴ロンダ的な？事してんのに分断煽るなとか偽善的なこと言ってんなよ農学部なんか潰れちまえ

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親が今年受からなかったら自衛隊にでもぶち込むとか言い出して今これ

Anime-style illustration of a girl with brown hair covering her face with a red exam result sheet marked with failure scores and notes, smiling with wide eyes and mouth open in surprise, wearing a blue coat, pink checkered scarf, and holding a book labeled with Japanese text, standing in a snowy outdoor area with blurred figures in the background.

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女より電車を羨ましがるひとおるんだ鉄道好き見直したわ

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予備校行く金ないからここで受験相談したらガチで怒られたことある

The image shows the entrance of a Japanese restaurant named "Uほぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉぉ

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宅浪してたら母にこんな手紙渡されて人生終わった

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←買った参考書終わらせた参考書→

The image depicts a humorous scene from a video game, likely 'Mario Kart 8 Deluxe', where multiple cow characters are racing on various vehicles such as motorcycles, karts, and bikes. The setting is a dirt track with a rustic background, including a wooden fence and hay bales, suggesting a countryside or farm environment. The post text in Japanese mentions reference books, implying a playful contrast between studying and gaming, highlighting the user's progress or completion of study materials. This juxtaposition adds a layer of humor and relatability to the post, making it engaging for viewers who appreciate both gaming and the light-hearted acknowledgment of academic efforts.

The image depicts a humorous scene from a video game, likely 'Mario Kart 8 Deluxe', where multiple cow characters are racing on various vehicles such as motorcycles, karts, and bikes. The setting is a dirt track with a rustic background, including a wooden fence and hay bales, suggesting a countryside or farm environment. The post text in Japanese mentions reference books, implying a playful contrast between studying and gaming, highlighting the user's progress or completion of study materials. This juxtaposition adds a layer of humor and relatability to the post, making it engaging for viewers who appreciate both gaming and the light-hearted acknowledgment of academic efforts.

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非医であんまりイキらないほうがいいっすよ…

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This image is a three-panel comic meme in Japanese, featuring a Shiba Inu dog. The first panel shows a book titled "高校受験" (High School Entrance Exam) with the text "受験する犬、受犬" (Dog taking an exam, Exam Dog). The second panel has a speech bubble with the text "取り消す" (Cancel), indicating the action of canceling something. The third panel shows a blurred Shiba Inu dog looking at a document with Japanese text, suggesting confusion or frustration. The meme humorously depicts the stress and confusion associated with exams, using the popular Shiba Inu dog as the main character.

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もんた来年これになるらしい

The image is a humorous social media post featuring a character from the Sonic the Hedgehog series, specifically Sonic, depicted in a cartoonish style. The post text mentions that next year, Monta (a user or character) will become this character. The background includes colorful, cartoonish elements with other characters, suggesting a playful and light-hearted theme. The text in the image is in Japanese, adding to the cultural context of the post. There are no platform watermarks visible.

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英語120点中70点しかとれない？！だからあれほど勉強が足んないからって… 東大英語の方でしたか…

$The image features Snowball, a white rabbit character from the movie 'Zootopia,' with fluffy fur, large blue eyes, pink ears, and a pink bow with a flower on its head. Snowball is depicted with an expressive, slightly annoyed or determined face, standing on a wooden surface in a cluttered, colorful setting that suggests a pet shop or similar environment. The post text, written in Japanese, humorously references a low English test score (70/120) and ties it to studying, possibly implying the character\'s frustration or determination, adding a meme-like context. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible.$

$The image features Snowball, a white rabbit character from the movie 'Zootopia,' with fluffy fur, large blue eyes, pink ears, and a pink bow with a flower on its head. Snowball is depicted with an expressive, slightly annoyed or determined face, standing on a wooden surface in a cluttered, colorful setting that suggests a pet shop or similar environment. The post text, written in Japanese, humorously references a low English test score (70/120) and ties it to studying, possibly implying the character\'s frustration or determination, adding a meme-like context. No platform watermarks like Instagram, TikTok, or Xiaohongshu are visible.$

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MONTAさん浪人界隈参入まじか

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@JapaneseEpstein

そんなもんですよね、上智大学神学部で神になった奴らも4割程度らしいんでみんな関係ないところに行きがちですよ

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The image shows a young couple sitting on a sandy beach, engaged in a conversation. The boy is crouching down, wearing a white shirt, dark pants, and yellow Crocs, while the girl is sitting on the ground, dressed in a school uniform with a grey skirt and white blouse. The setting appears to be outdoors with a stone wall and greenery in the background. The post text mentions "僕のかわい子ちゃん" which translates to "My cute girl" and includes a link to a video, suggesting a personal or romantic context. There are no watermarks from other platforms visible in the image.

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〜6年前〜

「あんた！ゲームなんてしないで勉強しなさい！」

「勉強もうやだゲームするのー！」〜現在〜

「ねぇお願いだからいつまでも部屋で高校の勉強してないでほら、今ってe-sportsとか盛んだからゲーム専門学校とか行ったら？…

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「vital…vivid…vitality…」どうして………

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殴って止められて怒られるのが日本（独特の偏見）

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A person wearing a pink T-shirt with a cartoon character design, standing with arms raised behind the head. Sunglasses rest on the head, and a face mask covers the mouth and nose. Red text overlay reads "無題でさっきの."

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あああああああああああ！

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今からお掃除フェラしてあげるからね

The image shows a woman kneeling on a tiled street, holding a clipboard and a piece of paper. She is wearing a blue sash with white text that reads "おはようございます" (Good morning). She appears to be engaged in a conversation with a man standing in front of her, who is wearing a plaid shirt and beige pants. The setting seems to be an urban area, possibly during a public campaign or activism event. The context from the post text suggests a provocative or suggestive interaction, which aligns with the soft NSFW classification.

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ｷﾞｬｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵｵ！

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@0owNSDCyFhMolWS

お金貰える戸〇ヨットスクール

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メロ医浪さんこんなとこで何してるん？ x.com/Slankfood/stat

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おれ、好きでもない人の好意ほど気持ち悪いものないでしょうって言葉でこじらせたことある。なんか通じるものあってうう

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髪切ったって聞いたんで

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ポテンシャルやばい躁患者いて激アツ

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山梨大学医学部じゃ！二度とテメェみたいなカスが大学について語るなよ

$The image shows a student ID card from Yamanashi University Medical School, featuring the university\'s logo, name, and a magnetic stripe, placed on a light green sticky note with handwritten text "@9As_Z." The card is positioned against a dark background, emphasizing its details. The post text, a reply from あすばる浪 (@9As_V), aggressively references Yamanashi University Medical School, indicating a heated online dispute about the university, likely directed at the original poster (kkkaaasunori). The handwritten note and card suggest a personal connection to the university, while the context reveals a confrontational tone, contrasting with the otherwise mundane visual of the ID card.$

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カスのり

@kkkaaasunori

Jul 21

Replying to @9As_V

あなたはどこ大学ですか？

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@KoalaEnglish180

うちの犬の紹介しようとクラスの発表会で私のfemale dog っていうタイトルでプレゼンしようとしたらみんながビッチ的なアレだと思ったらしくクラスが凍りついた

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渋谷ハル計算早くて草

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もんた振られとるやんけ！！！

The image features a promotional event for "Doraemon" with a festive background of lights and a carousel. The text "ドキワク" (Doki Waku) is prominently displayed, indicating excitement. The event is scheduled for February 3, 2023, at Shinjuku Ward Hanazono Children's Hall. The post text "もんた振られとるやんけ！！！" suggests a humorous or surprising context, possibly referring to a character or person named Monta being rejected or surprised. The image includes a character from Doraemon, a popular Japanese anime, and a person, likely a celebrity or public figure, associated with the event.

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てこの原理とかいう教養厨はかえれよどっちでもいいんだよ筋肉がすべて解決するんだよ

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#今日のもんた

The image shows a beautifully presented Japanese dish, likely a type of seafood or vegetable dish, served on a decorative plate with green leaves underneath. The dish features a vibrant orange topping, possibly a type of sauce or ingredient, over a darker base. The post text mentions "@7Montaz #今日のもんた" which suggests this is a daily food post by the user, possibly showcasing a meal or dish they enjoyed. The original post text indicates a visit to Disney after opening, which might imply this meal was part of a special outing or celebration.

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#今日のもんた

The image shows a close-up of several pieces of raw meat, likely beef, each topped with a dollop of uni (sea urchin). The meat is arranged on a dark tray, and the setting appears to be a dining table, suggesting a preparation for a meal. The context from the post text indicates that this is a culinary experience shared by the user, possibly inspired by someone they admire, referred to as "あのちゃん" (Ano-chan). The mention of MV (music video) and other personalities suggests a connection to entertainment or celebrity culture, but the focus here is clearly on the food.