An Invitation To Sip Some White Folk Tea..

[Agent_G]

Good lord! I ran into this thread like.

Thank you OP

 

[Indica]

They cant replace divergent with hunger games..divergent was a pile of steaming sh!t..Hunger games is the only franchise since harry potter that deserves the praise and sh!ts on its competitors. Plus Woodley is weird, she doesnt wear deodrant and is a proper mud eating hippy

 

[Sally Brown]

I believe every word of that J/R tea. This is the same woman who wore a shirt taunting her husband's then wife because the wife was taking too long to sign divorce papers. I think most of the pictures have been scrubbed from the internet.

As for S/V, I expected them to break up before the fall. It reeks of PR.

 

[egantam]

Thanks for the tea! I had a feeling JL was the target of the leaks. Comparatively, everyone else that was "targeted" was a nobody and many of the images were fakes or old.

 

[Mitsukuni]

I put this in another thread but I am going to stick this here too

Re: Jenn.ifer Law.rence and my post months ago about a backlash starting to form against her from her peers that I wasn't prepared to talk about yet.

Little did I know that the backlash wasn't just from her peers and fellow actors (many of them have been colder towards her as of late, a little put off by her ego and thinking she needs to be taken down "a peg or two"). I had heard, way back when (when I said I wasn't prepared to talk about it) that a fellow actor had been bragging about having some explicit photos of her and had gotten them from his agent. Apparently, she done pissed off the wrong folks.

You all think it was just a coincidence that the biggest name on that list by far was Jenn.ifer Lawr.ence? That she had the most pics (and there ARE videos). That nobody that could even be considered A-list was on that list (besides maybe Ka.te Upt.on who has posed for Sports Illustrated with her breasts out anyway so they figured a leak wasn't a big deal and it was a good way to cover up that Lawr.ence was the main target)?

All of this was a warning because Jenn.ifer Lawr.ence has tried to back out of two projects that she verbally agreed to in 2013. She and her people feel that it would "hurt her brand" to do them. So every time they contacted her people they stalled and said she was not available or they could not get in touch with her because she was shooting. Well this all started bubbling up around spring of last year when talks about when to start shooting came up.

Then the news came out that she was going to work with Da.vid O Russ.ell yet again around the same time she was supposed to be shooting one of the two projects that she had agreed to do. They went through the roof because they had already started talking about advertising, marketing etc. for the film and were banking on Law.rence'se helping to get some other big names they really wanted signed on to the project. Welp, here we are now, they done leaked her nudes to the public in retaliation for her refusal to officially sign on to the project she had agreed upon and given her until the end of 2014 to sign before they supposedly leak a bunch more photos and videos. This was the warning. The film that she verbally agreed to do is set to start shooting in winter of 2015 (that's a hint).

I know people will say but Ki.m Kard.ashian got famous after her sextape came out how does this hurt Law.rence? Two different animals, Jenn.ifer Law.rence is supposed to be America's new sweetheart, the cute quirky girl that is honest and real and doesn't always say the right thing but seems like your regular dorky, slightly awkward teen girl next door. Even when she's making jokes about strippers, parents feel comfortable with their kids looking up to her and seeing her films because it comes off more goofy awkward than sexµally explicit - until now.

Before someone asks about the other photos leaked, apparently those were just leaked "for fun" and to mask that Lawr.ence was the main target. They didn't release any other big names because they hold on to those for purposes such as these. Mess!


2. Have you seen the pics of Chr.is Ev.ans and San.dra Bull.ock? Yeah me either. Cause it's yet another fake relationship that Bull.ock's people have made up to hide the fact that she has a girlfriend (just like all of the fake Cloo.ney stories before them). Bull.ock's birthday? Her girlfriend was there (the one pulling down her pants - the person beside Bull.ock is her sister).
http://instagram.com/p/q8B6B-o5MU/?modal=true

San.dra even agreed to stop doing "romantic" films that required more than a chaste kiss because of her girlfriend. The girlfriend keeps giving her ultimatums about their relationship but ends up chickening out every time. San.dra has started dipping in some drugs to deal with it all. Nothing too serious though.

I saw someone on here say San.dra and Chel.sea Hand.ler are "fake friends." NO. They hang tough:
http://instagram.com/p/q251_eo5CI/?modal=true
She also hangs with Whit.ney Cumm.ings, who is also a comedian known for constantly making racist jokes (and was at San.dra'a birthday party too):
http://instagram.com/p/q5wsL6EmWe
That is where San.dra's party was, at a Cowboy Bar in Wyoming


3. Now to Jul.ia Rob.erts, Lanc.ôme and Pene.lope Cr.uz. So the four spokeswomen for Lanc.ôme are Jul.ia, Lup,ita, Ka.te Wins.let and Pene.lope Cr.uz. Jul.ia is the face of La Vie Est Belle, the perfume. Well in 2009 Jul.ia signed a 5 year, $50 million contract with Lanc.ôme. Well last year Lanc.ôme wanted to roll out a huge campaign for Pene.lope Cr.uz and the fragrance that she is a spokeswoman for called Tresor but Jul.ia got pissed cause she didn't want another Lanc.ôme perfume on the market (especially not one that is attached to another actress). So she basically went to them and told them if they do a big Pene.lope campaign they can forget her signing on again when her contract was up. I am going to guess you have seen this commercial right?
Lancome La Vie Est belle with Julia Roberts at Selfridges - YouTube

Have you seen this one on tv anywhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN8Tw1rxUtY

Nope. They stopped the roll out as soon as Jul.ia threatened to leave. They basically decided to hold off on it entirely and put Pen.elope Cr.uz back on promoting the makeup line so Jul.ia is the only spokesperson on the brand who has a fragrance and they've even rolled out a special version of the fragrance per her request. Lan.come was supposed to throw almost identical dinners for Jul.ia and Pene.lope, and when Jul.ia found out her people went to Lan.come and told them that Jul.ia's party better be bigger and better, her fragrance is #1 (now mind you her fragrance is #1 in the world, but she also blocked any other Lan.come fragrances from being sold) and should be treated as such.

This is the dinner that they threw for Pene.lope:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhp2cegmA4g


This is the dinner that they threw for Jul.ia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhp2cegmA4g


Lan.côme wants to sign Jul.ia for another 5 years and she has asked for $75 million (up from the $50 million she signed in 2010). Pretty sure they're going to pay her. A friend of mine who is friends with Jul.ia asked her about the Lan.come stuff since she's friends with Pene.lope and basically she said "I lt's not personal, it's business. If there's another fragrance out there by Lan.come, La Vie might not have sold as well and that's my leverage for that $75 million asking price." Pene.lope doesn't even know that all this sh!t happened, she was vacationing with Jul.ia over the summer and Pene.lope was sitting at Jul.ia's table at the dinner party Lan.come threw for Jul.ia.


4. Ka.te Wins.let is about to be dragged into court if she doesn't stop keeping her kids from their fathers. The men have tried to see them, several times, but when Ka.te purposely keeps her two oldest kids from their father. She is spiteful as hell. When she did the movie The Reader she left her kids with Sam for 6 months and did not see them! For 6 months! Now she acts like her kids do not need to know Sam or Jim. In her divorce from James, one of the terms was that he could not publicly badmouth her, but he's pretty much reached the end of his rope. She lies to the press all the time about having a good relationship with Jim and Sam but anybody who knows them will tell you they both hate her. When Jim threatened to take her to court because Kate was working all the time and just leaving those kids with their nannies, she backed out of two projects saying she needed to "spend more time with family" aka "put up a good front." Sam hasn't exactly been quiet about being fed up with Ka.te keeping the kids away from him so Ka.te has been going to extra lengths to show that "her children are her world." Ka.te is and always has been about the come up (even though she hides it well). She married and got pregnant by two directors and only got with Ne.d cause he's rich as hell (Rich.ard Bran.son's nephew) and because Rich.ard has a production company (called Virgin Produced) and she has been trying to sign a multi-picture deal with them worth millions. Meanwhile Sam and Jim haven't seen their kids in almost a year.

5. Expect a Sof.ia Verg.ara and Joe Mangan.iello breakup soon. She isn't that into him and is already fµck!ng another actor. In fact, she left with him and fµcked him after getting drunk as hell at the Emmys afterparty. Speaking of Jul.ia Rob.erts was so drunk at the HBO Afterparty that her husband had to pull the car around back and Id.ris had to help carry her out before she passed out. Mal.in Ack.erman was crying (and doing blow) in the bathroom at the HBO afterparty cause she found out Col.in Eggl.esfield fµcked her friend in her house.

Chileeeeeee, just sip.

Quoting for posterity.

 

[NOSTALGIC]

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[nahh]

Someone said in another thread which makes sense. Maybe they trying to make room for the Shayleene girl and her series divergent so take down J Law the same way K Stew was taken down with the end of the Twilight series. I do think this will hurt her image badly despite her being white it does put a dim in what she was represented as. You can't just say talent is the reason she got to where she is now because we seen how she gets down now lol.

Yoooooo, that makes a lot of sense now. I always thought something was off about Kstew and that director situation. The pictures of them "caught" looked awkward on her end and staged. When I think back, they really did move Kstew out of the way to make JLaw the next big thing. Also let's not forget about Ema/sto.ne. She was the next american "it girl" when Jlaw came out of no fµck!ng where.

 

[corundogs]

I am confused. There are MANY Lan.côme fragrances...and Tresor is not new!


It has been out for decades...LOL! 1990


And Pen is the face of it on the website (had to check to make sure it hadn't been discontinued or something)

 

[purplesomething]

All actually believable...

 

[KELIS]

Thank you boo!

Give us moreeeee.

 

[edamame_bee]

I've always been iffy about Miss Congeniality, that situation with her not knowing about J.esse made no sense. That's the first time I'm hearing those C.E.vans rumours though, I've been out of it.

 

[dreama]

am i the only one that didn't know homegirl was a lezbo?

is it because i'm new and been tea-less for so long?

 

[freckledbruh]

All dem words about Julia Roberts, Penelope Cruz and Lancôme and not one word of whether or not Penelope knows that Julia sleeps with her man Javier bardem?! I'm disappointed.

 

[Ezra Miller]

Hold up. :

Trésor is a very old fragrance (1990) that has had many spokeswomen at the forefront. Kate Winslet has been responsible for representing the perfume since 2009. Each ambassadress, as L'Oréal (parent company) calls them, is given what they will lend their face to. I have to say that I've never heard of an ambassadress demanding what she and others will represent. Julia has been with Lancome since 2010 and Penelope joined a year later. If she really had a problem with who they put with Trésor, I'm sure that she would have "demanded" to represent it herself.

I will say that $75 million sounds ludicrous as well. I highly question that figure. And requesting a special edition just for Julia? Nah I don't buy it, sorry.

I'm not sure how accurate that part of your tea is, but if true, it sounds like Julia has beef with Penelope.

And another thing, you rarely see commercials for this fragrance because it literally sells itself. Even for Kate, all you saw were magazine ads and the cutouts in Macy's and it still sold very well.

 

[Nabelle40]

Wow. Thanks incog. I actually read ALL THAT too

 

[kaycee25]

Yoooooo, that makes a lot of sense now. I always thought something was off about that Kstew and that director situation. The pictures of them "caught" looked awkward on her end and staged. When I think back, they really did move Kstew out of the way to make JLaw the next big thing. Also let's not forget about Ema/sto.ne. She was the next american "it girl" when Jlaw came out of no fµck!ng where.

Yes, it seems like they have been trying to make a "it" girl happen for awhile now. Seems like if they fail get em out Em Stone and K stew or if people don't like them Jlaw get rid of her too to make room for the next chick. Jlaw resemble Anne Hathaway people didn't like her too lol.

 

[Selene007]

ed: Please elaborate...

All dem words about Julia Roberts, Penelope Cruz and Lancôme and not one word of whether or not Penelope knows that Julia sleeps with her man Javier bardem?! I'm disappointed.

 

[saraA]

Thanks for the tea you have delivered!!

ETA:

The pictures of them "caught" looked awkward on her end and staged. When I think back, they really did move Kstew out of the way to make JLaw the next big thing. Also let's not forget about Ema/sto.ne. She was the next american "it girl" when Jlaw came out of no fµck!ng where.

That was without a doubt staged, Kstew was looking DIRECTLY at the camera in one of the shots!

 

[SoulCrusha]

I'm a little upset over Fifi & Al.cide drop. I knew something was up when she didn't bring him as her date to the Emmys and when they asked her on the carpet why she didn't bring him as her date she said, "He's just too hot." I was like b!tch please. -_-[FONT=&quot].

[/FONT]If she ain't gone treat him right I damn sho will. :

 

[Legs]

I believe every word of that J/R tea. This is the same woman who wore a shirt taunting her husband's then wife because the wife was taking too long to sign divorce papers. I think most of the pictures have been scrubbed from the internet.

As for S/V, I expected them to break up before the fall. It reeks of PR.

Backstory (from another board) and pic incase anyone is wondering:

Danny Mo.der's wife at the time was named Vera. Julia and Danny had a fling, but Julia decided she wanted to marry Danny. Vera refuse to walk away quietly and refused to be bought off.

Because Vera wouldn't agree to a divorce on Julia's terms, spoiled brat Julia got pissy and paraded around in a homemade t-shirt that said "A-low Vera", knowing full well the paparazzi would take pics and get them published in the tabloids. She did it to shame Vera but instead it made Julia look like a vindictive petty b!tch that she is.

 

[Jen Lawrence]

The J.Law. thing actually makes sense about taking her down a peg or two but the sympathy is super high right now so that might have blown up in their face

Also shayyy will never be the it girl, her mouth and also she's not very good actress, I hated secret life so much lol

 

[31savage]

Thanks OP!
You're the real MVP

 

[Contemporary]

Am I the only one who got to "number 2" in OP's post, and got so distracted because I didn't remember a "number 1," and spent like a whole minute skimming the post over and over trying to figure out whether or not my eyes were going bad, or if I was having a seizure?

 

[Zbae3417]

I can swallow all of this tea especially the SandyBull. She's been giving off the lesbian vibes for a minute now. Her and Jesse's relationship is similar to Charlizzzee and Sean Penn and neither 1 of them are fooling me with their adoptions.

 

[Zbae3417]

All dem words about Julia Roberts, Penelope Cruz and Lancôme and not one word of whether or not Penelope knows that Julia sleeps with her man Javier bardem?! I'm disappointed.

Say whaaaaatttttt :

 

[freckledbruh]

ed: Please elaborate...

There have been multiple blind items in the past 3-5 years stating that Julia and Javier knock boots at least once a year. One of them said that she had one of the studios fly her to him in a private plane to "convince" him to do a film together after eat, pray love that she had no intention of filming just so she could get some d!ck.

 

[CoCoD]

http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=17732056

In the Saturday tea drops thread -- [MENTION=1336]Joy[/MENTION] Division mentioned that San.dy Bull.locksandkeys had a same sëx relationship going on, and that a new male love interest was / is on the horizon.

 

[FlickOfTheWrist]

Thanks for the tea. I had no idea Gulia was paid so much money for selling perfume. But her backstage antics to not surprise me one bit she was once called tinker--hell.

 

[AwesomaPowa]

Do you have more white tea incog??????

Also, got any pics of Sandy's girl where we can see her face? Do you know her name?

 

[THEHOUSEOFMJ]

Subscribed

 

[MataHarii]

Im sipping!


Also, I don't think it'll effect JLaws carreer, but I know that ish had to humble the heck out of her amongst her peers.

She's a white woman who was rightfully violated, I don't care what she did, but her privacy was violated no matter how you slice it. The public will side with her.

 

[Wholahay]

Not trying to sh!t on you or dispute the tea, but I have some questions. Having seen the sick fucks on 4chan and reddit for myself, it seems very probable that it was a hacking job by them. There's apparently been a ring of hackers doing this on the down low for years. sh!t, even Edward Snowden spilled that NSA workers routinely look at nudes and pass them around.

http://www.businessinsider.com/edward-snowden-guardian-interview-on-naked-photos-2014-7

Thoughts? Also, I distinctly remember in a huge previous tea thread that a supposedly reliable spiller said Jen was a lesbian. I think it was co-signed, not sure. I didn't really sip because she says too much ignorant sh!t about the lgbt community for me to buy that, but thought I would bring it up nonetheless.

 

[Opal Indigo]

I am confused. There are MANY Lan.côme fragrances...and Tresor is not new!


It has been out for decades...LOL! 1990


And Pen is the face of it on the website (had to check to make sure it hadn't been discontinued or something)

no tresor is not new, but fragrances get 'rebooted' all the time. Like I had a bottle of J'adore Dior long before charlize theron was peddling it.

 

[ElleDarling]

I'm a little upset over Fifi & Al.cide drop. I knew something was up when she didn't bring him as her date to the Emmys and when they asked her on the carpet why she didn't bring him as her date she said, "He's just too hot." I was like b!tch please. -_-[FONT=&quot]. [/FONT]

I caught that too, and thought that it was very odd but I thought it was just me. I'm not feeling them as a couple, particularly since she's fresh out of a previous engagement.


I wonder who pursued who......

 

[CestLaVie1]

$75 million sounds crazy but they already paid her $50 million so....

 

[Kerry Karter]

Yoooooo, that makes a lot of sense now. I always thought something was off about that Kstew and that director situation. The pictures of them "caught" looked awkward on her end and staged. When I think back, they really did move Kstew out of the way to make JLaw the next big thing. Also let's not forget about Ema/sto.ne. She was the next american "it girl" when Jlaw came out of no fµck!ng where.

They tried it with EmStone but she wasn't pretty enough. J.Law came around and she was the perfect package..I don't think this little stunt will work though. Her fanbase is loyal and they are not about to tolerate any shenanigans. AND she still has another movie to do with the Hunger Games franchise. ShayLean and KhloE are being groomed to take over. You can tell by the matchups that have been going on lately. Didn't they try to pair KhloE with BeckHam's son? Fail.

 

[MambaForeva]

At the end of the day if JLaw has the talent and fan base she can withstand whatever someone with a petty grudge is holding against her. I'm not a huge JLaw fan but the disdain towards her and her success is funny. I think this nude pics leak will backfire against them anyways. Her fan base has gotten too big plus unlike Kristen she is taken way more seriously as an actress. The Hunger Games is way more indepth and critically acclaimed material than Twilight.

 

[Queenhoneybee]

Incog...

::gives you a hug::

God bless you.

 

[M.A.R]

5. Expect a Sof.ia Verg.ara and Joe Mangan.iello breakup soon. She isn't that into him and is already fµck!ng another actor. In fact, she left with him and fµcked him after getting drunk as hell at the Emmys afterparty. Speaking of Jul.ia Rob.erts was so drunk at the HBO Afterparty that her husband had to pull the car around back and Id.ris had to help carry her out before she passed out. Mal.in Ack.erman was crying (and doing blow) in the bathroom at the HBO afterparty cause she found out Col.in Eggl.esfield fµcked her friend in her house.

Idris helping Julia.

 

[Head of State]

What's the true tea on Cloo.knee and this woman he's going to marry?