/soy2/ - Soyjaks 2

>I feel like it's not childish enough
all the childish behavior of old has been replaced with 4cuck tier assholery, for lack of a better description. 'teens used to often run with basically whatever retarded joke or schizopost you threw at them, but now people seethe at everything EXCEPT faggot shit.
like for example, if you make a soyquote thread about how sleeping on the sidewalk is keyed because da jooz don't want you to do it, someone will take it seriously, seethe about how retarded you are, and derail it to be about how much he hates homeless people. if you come up with some new soyspeak term, people not only won't use it, but they'll call you a retarded faggot for daring to suggest it. if you try to raid anything, you'll get HTSM quoted into oblivion and the thread will get spammed. if you make a nuvariant, it'll be dismissed as forced coal because you made 2 edits of it in the same day. if you do something dumb irl like using soyspeak in a job interview or whatever, instead of laughing at the absurdity and retardation of it and calling you keyed for humiliating yourself, the response will be people seething about how you're le xitter immigrant that needs to go back for embarrassing us, as if this site has a good reputation to uphold. if you make fun of a redditor behaving like a soyboy, the response will be people going "OP IS A FAGGOT FOR USING REDDIT" instead of 'jakking or a soyduel or anything. the list goes on.
and then ironically the same people who act like this will call you a leaky nusoicaca for daring to say that maybe the 'log shouldn't be wiped with soytan BLACKED porn or terrible mouse fat fetish art every night.
think about that for a second. jokingly saying "eating poop is good for you" will get seething replies from irl soyboys going "HOLY SHIT ARE NUSOIS REALLY THIS FUCKING DUMB? POOP HAS BACTERIA IN IT, YOU KNOW! BACTERIA MAKES YOU SICK!", but jokingly posting interracial pornography gets a response of people saying how gemmy it is and saying that anyone who doesn't like it is le fragile HTSM that needs to leave this site. it is completely absurd.
I miss when this site used to just do and say stupid shit because it was funny. I miss when you could say "'jak him" with a picture of a wall and people would actually try it. I miss when 'teens would suffer mass psychosis over a thread saying that there's 'p embedded in the site's code or something and then panic and schizoposting would ensue for hours. I miss when you could post a link to /soy/ and pretend it was a different site while telling people to raid it, and then people actually would. I miss when 'teens would try doxxing random dogs from stock images. I miss when you could tell 'teens to say "schwayed" instead of "keyed" and they'd pick it up. I miss 'teens making prom posters with 'jaks on it and receiving encouragement from the userbase to actually try using them irl, then actually doing it. I miss when 'teens would pretend that reddit was an aryan beast of a website just to be contrarian to 4cuck. I miss when you could get 'teens to say "'nished" instead of "banned" by saying that the term banned was 4cuck oldtranny slang for banished. I miss when 'teens were always willing to raid whatever, go along with any joke, make a 'jak edit for anything you requested, and advance the site's culture. I miss when this site was stupid and immature.
realistically, the best way to save this site is to make it so you have to fail an IQ test to post. that way, we only get genuine retards that can't help but fail, and severe hyper autistic schizos that are able to dumb themselves down at will, and this will work because those 2 groups are the ONLY ones capable of making gems.