阿諏訪祀

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阿諏訪祀

@AsuwaMatsuri

大喜利などアイコン:AZさん(az65535)

東京都Born August 13Joined July 2014

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ピカチュウの遺伝の実験

猫を知らない人「ふわふわ乗ってくる何

A man wearing glasses, a white t-shirt, and dark pants sits on a white couch, holding a smartphone. A Ragdoll cat with long fur rests on his lap. A modern interior with a brick wall, black staircase, and green plant is visible in the background.

アンミカの資格試験を受ける人

トレーニングを知らない親切な人「俺1個持つよ」

最悪の獣医「猫ちゃん、治りましたよ　返しませんけど

体幹凄すぎる人「返してもらっていいですか

かなり我慢した人「なあ、頼んでから3日は経つよな

最悪すぎる医者「この注射針ね　"かえし"がついてるんですよ」

カスの枕草子だ

遅い人「ここテストに出たぞ

かなり優しい人「この野菜はなんでしょう　解答権は2回

忍者ならあっちに行ったでござる

The image features a person dressed as a ninja, standing in a bamboo forest. The ninja is pointing to the left, suggesting a direction with a humorous tone, as indicated by the post text "忍者ならあっちに行ったでござる" which translates to "If it were a ninja, they would have gone that way". The setting of the bamboo forest adds an authentic Japanese cultural backdrop, enhancing the theme of the ninja. The costume is detailed, with a black outfit and a head covering that leaves only the eyes visible, typical of traditional ninja attire. This image likely plays on the popular meme format where characters point in a direction to humorously suggest an escape or direction, fitting well with the playful nature of the post.

誠に申し上げにくいのですが、ガンですはいバリア、お前がガンでーす

歩くを知らない人「これの疲れないやつ無いのかな

あっちの肉の方が美味そうだね

向いてない人「だめだ、濡れるわこれ」

怖い美容院「では、挟みますね

ようこそお越し下さいました改めて出禁の意味をご説明致します

凄い業者「さあ、引越し先へ行っておいで

The image shows a person in a white work uniform, likely a mover, dramatically throwing or catching cardboard boxes in mid-air. The setting appears to be outside a modern building, possibly an office or residential complex, with greenery in the foreground. The post text in Japanese, "凄い業者『さあ、引越し先へ行っておいで』", translates to "Amazing mover 'Now, go to your new home'", adding a humorous context to the scene. The image captures a moment of exaggerated action, emphasizing the comedic aspect of moving, where the boxes seem to be animatedly moving on their own, aligning with the playful tone of the post.

不愉快カフェへようこそ私はここにずっといますので

開店間際に気付いた人「仕入れっていうのがあるのか

The image depicts a chef in a white uniform sitting at a counter in a restaurant, holding a piece of paper with a look of realization or concern on his face. The setting appears to be a traditional Japanese restaurant, indicated by the wooden interior and the style of the counter. The chef's expression suggests he has just realized something important, likely related to the restaurant's operations, as hinted by the post text which translates to 'The person who realized just before opening: "There's something called procurement."' This adds a humorous context to the image, highlighting the last-minute realization of a crucial task.

カップルだらけの海岸で棒を持って残りライフみたいにする人

電器屋着くまでに凄い誤差出た人「この幅の洗濯機ありますか」

手ピカジェルすげー天使にも見せてやろ

強い夫婦「はい詐欺」「はいお疲れ」

凄すぎて失業した人「病気なくなっちゃった