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 7499[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote] [Voice Chat]

you are a stupid fucking chud, you woke up in your shitty bedroom like always, there is a glock on top of your shitty drawer, what well you do now?

 7501[Quote]>>7508>>7519

use the glock to kill yourself

 7508[Quote]>>7512>>7521>>7522

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>>7501
you shoot yourself in the head, you obviously die.
you then get back up because the gun is fake, and you used ketchup to LARP as being dead

 7512[Quote]>>7526

>>7508
You go outside faggot

 7513[Quote]>>7523

think about shooting up a school or a store, start writing a manifesto and plan

 7515[Quote]

you spend the rest of your day leaking

 7516[Quote]

write a manifesto

 7517[Quote]

You see a latino in a garden working and start shouting racial slurs at him

 7519[Quote]>>7525

>>7501
>the glock
holy shit youre retarded

 7520[Quote]

Jack off to soytan head

 7521[Quote]

>>7508
Clean up your room put your clothes back together in your drawer; get rid of all the laundry.

 7522[Quote]>>7527

>>7508
THATS. NOT. A. FUCKING. GLOCK.

 7523[Quote]

>>7513
this, and write about how your manifesto is that white genocide is unfair because klaus schwab made your clitty leak evendoe he's more aryan than you

 7524[Quote]

Clean up your room and touch yourself with your dick inside the drawers

 7525[Quote]

>>7519
i didn't even look closely at the image i was just going off what OP said geg

 7526[Quote]>>7528>>7531>>7533>>7534>>7537>>7538

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>>7512
you decide to go outside despite usually not going outside, you see a fingerboy and an antifa warrior arguing about politics, what well you do now?

 7527[Quote]>>7529

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>>7522
Adventure thread writers don't know anything about guns because they're all pooners

 7528[Quote]

>>7526
Go up to them and ask them whats going on and what they are arguing about

 7529[Quote]>>7541

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>>7527
i just assumed it was a glock or something

 7530[Quote]

Put dirty clothes around your dick and on your head and larp as a native American Indian

 7531[Quote]>>7532

>>7526
rape them

 7532[Quote]

>>7531
wait actually you cant

 7533[Quote]

>>7526
You call up the gang to help you beat it that antifa caca you call up Nate and htsm

 7534[Quote]>>7546

>>7526
go up to the antifa warrior and stand in front of him smirking to bait him with your heckin nazi shirt

 7537[Quote]

>>7526
You say
>wait a second, fingerboy? There are demons in this world? I wanna meet jack Frost!

 7538[Quote]

>>7526
Do a little motion tween dance

 7541[Quote]

>>7529
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME GET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE NO NO WHY ARE YOU HERE GO BACK

 7546[Quote]>>7554

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>>7534
you get close to the antifa warrior and bait him with your shirt

>look at my shirt

<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD I WELL FUCKING KILL YOU!
>beb

You enjoy baiting him while the fingerboy is just staring at the antifa warrior seething, what well you do now?

 7547[Quote]>>7558

>>>7534
>you get close to the antifa warrior and bait him with your shirt
>
>>look at my shirt
Shoot them in the head
><NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD I WELL FUCKING KILL YOU!
>>beb
>
>You enjoy baiting him while the fingerboy is just staring at the antifa warrior seething, what well you do now?

 7554[Quote]

>>7546
walk down the street towards the center village/town/commune

 7558[Quote]>>7559>>7561>>7568>>7571>>7577

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>>7547
you pull out an actual real glock out of your ass and you shoot the antifa warrior

>ok thats enough, bleed out libtard

<ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!

the antifa warrior died while the fingerboy ran away because he did not want to get shot aswell, what well you do now?

 7559[Quote]

>>7558
Among! 😂

 7560[Quote]

Bro you just unlocked old memory 🛁🔥🔥

 7561[Quote]>>7562

>>7558
Befriend the finger boy and go on to kill more Antifas

 7562[Quote]>>7565

>>7561
the fingerboy ran away doe

 7565[Quote]

>>7562
Ah I didn't read that

 7566[Quote]

Bro unlocking memory It always crazy🔥

 7568[Quote]>>7578

>>7558
Drag the Antifa's body to your house

 7571[Quote]

>>7558
dial 8

 7574[Quote]

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>>>7522
>Adventure thread writers don't know anything about guns because they're all pooners

 7577[Quote]

>>7558
Go to the mall to buy a copy of your favorite tranime Neon Genesis Soyvangelion on sale for 20.7Ϫ

 7578[Quote]>>7580>>7581>>7582>>7583>>7591

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>>7568
you drag the antifa warrior to your shit house, by the time you arrive there is blood all over the antifa warrior's face, what well you do now?

 7580[Quote]>>7586>>7589

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 7581[Quote]>>7595

>>7578
eat it

 7582[Quote]

>>7578
Sell it

 7583[Quote]

>>7578
Leave and go to on the tranime incel board

 7586[Quote]

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>>7580
you better not be thinking about what you're thinking

 7589[Quote]

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>>7580
AYO WTF DO YOU WANT TO DO DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOS

 7591[Quote]

>>7578
piss on him like in postal 2

 7595[Quote]>>7598>>7599>>7602>>7611>>7615

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>>7581
you decided to eat him because not only you are a stupid fucking chud, but also a disturbing cannibal.
you put antifa between the nothing burger buns and then eat him, tastes like a libtard's clitty leakage, what well you do now?

 7598[Quote]>>7623

>>7595
Post it on a random forum

 7599[Quote]

>>7595
go on 4chan and goon to anime girls in panzer costumes

 7602[Quote]

>>7595
shit him out then throw your shit at your neighbors

 7611[Quote]

>>7595
write a manifesto how you know nothing about guns

 7615[Quote]

>>7595
Go on 4Cuck and ask what to do

 7616[Quote]

Do it in green text form while you're at it, and post it on /b/

 7617[Quote]

And attach a Pepe with it

 7623[Quote]>>7628>>7629

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>>7598
you pull out your laptop and post it on soyjak forum, what well you do next?

 7628[Quote]>>7635

>>7623
spam neutralpliers

 7629[Quote]

>>7623
even doe chud is a ai bot on the shroom already

 7634[Quote]

gem

 7635[Quote]>>7637>>7638>>7639>>7641>>7642>>7646>>7663

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>>7628
you start spamming neutralpliers on the forum, you eventually get banned by a leaking janny, what well you do now?

 7637[Quote]>>7648

>>7635
You clitty leak about the 'nishment

 7638[Quote]

>>7635
contact your good friend 14Nate_Higgers88 and tell him to find the janny's location

 7639[Quote]

>>7635
go to booru and leak there

 7641[Quote]

>>7635
even doe spamming shit neutralplier threads is shroom culture

 7642[Quote]

>>7635
This is so gemmy geg

 7645[Quote]

start fucking gay hitler as the bvll watches

 7646[Quote]

>>7635
Draw a 'jak of the janny seething and wait patiently for your appeal to pass so you can post it

 7648[Quote]>>7649>>7651>>7653

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>>7637
you start leaking about the 'nishment

>WAH WAH WAH I CANT BREED I CANT BREED! JANNY TRANNIES GOT MY IP! NEUTRALSCATSHITPEEPEERASINPOO POSTING ISN'T COALLY!


What well you do now?

 7649[Quote]>>7672

>>7648
Draw a coally nuvariant

 7651[Quote]

>>7648
Mom comes in

 7653[Quote]

>>7648
dream of gay hitler

 7654[Quote]>>7656

Should I make a video about this gem?

 7656[Quote]>>7658>>7686

>>7654
do it

 7658[Quote]


 7663[Quote]>>7668>>7670

>>7635
find out where this janny lives and shoot him

 7668[Quote]

>>7663
1488 zigger death street

 7670[Quote]

>>7663
serial killer chud

 7672[Quote]>>7675>>7676>>7678>>7680>>7683

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>>7649
burning up in the midst of anger, you draw a coally nuvariant, you then name it bbcjak, you then start forcing it on the 'log getting a bunch of reppeys, what well you do now?

 7675[Quote]>>7692

>>7672
post it on the 'ru

 7676[Quote]>>7692

>>7672
namefag yourself

 7678[Quote]>>7679

>>7672
Find the jenny who banned you and then kill him

 7679[Quote]

>>7678
Janny*

 7680[Quote]>>7699>>7719

>>7672
print it out, put it on a brick, find out where the janny that banned you lives and throw it through his window

 7683[Quote]>>7685

>>7672
Goon to 'o

 7685[Quote]

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 7686[Quote]>>7695>>7717

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>>7656
Prongress

 7690[Quote]

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some music if that helps

 7692[Quote]>>7694>>7696>>7699>>7702

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>>7675
>>7676
you create a shit account on the 'booru and then begin flooding the 'ru with bbcjak, you are starting to get hated by many 'teens, what well you do now?

 7694[Quote]

>>7692
hang yourself

 7695[Quote]>>7697

>>7686
OP here, gemerald

 7696[Quote]

>>7692
You get doxed

 7697[Quote]

>>7695
Thanks

 7699[Quote]>>7701


 7701[Quote]


 7702[Quote]>>7720

>>7692
start spamming like warrior 'p

 7716[Quote]

op gonna post something gemmy if it takes that much time

 7717[Quote]

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MORE progress
>>7686
>Prongress
ESL

 7719[Quote]>>7721>>7722

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>>7680
you print out bbcjak and then put it on a brick, using your sixth sense of pure raw unfiltered obsession, you find the janny's house, you then throw the brick through his window and then the janjan screams in pain

^time to microwave my hot pock-

>glass shatter
^ACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!

what well you do now?

 7720[Quote]

>>7702
Don't do this

 7721[Quote]>>7732

>>7719
'ape the body

 7722[Quote]>>7749

>>7719
find troons and beat them to death

 7724[Quote]

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also i forgot to post the other image

 7725[Quote]

op was really gemming uo

 7726[Quote]

>uo
up or whatever

 7731[Quote]

Or something like that yeah

 7732[Quote]>>7742

>>7721
cant because chud has a clitty

 7742[Quote]

>>7732
chud isa troon?

 7744[Quote]>>7747

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'gress 'teens
>Forgot the reply award

 7747[Quote]

>>7744
geggilicious

 7749[Quote]>>7758

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>>7722
you then get the idea to beat troons, it seems as lady luck is sucking on your twp since you then see troonella right next to you

>hey chud! why are you here? you know we both dont go outside
>KYS TRANNY YWNBAW YWNBAW KYS KYS
>ACK!

you have brutually mauled troonella, what well you do next?

 7753[Quote]>>7757

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alright OP here again, i have to go to sleep since its midnight in europooria so good night, dont forget to 'chive!

 7757[Quote]>>7761

>>7753
The maker of the video here, can I continue the soy story?

 7758[Quote]>>7794

>>7749
sell xis organs on le dark market

 7761[Quote]>>7762

>>7757
as long as it's gemmy

 7762[Quote]

>>7761
Alright.

 7766[Quote]

Nigger

 7794[Quote]>>7797

>>7758
You go to a shitty black market, trying to sell the dead Tranny you have.
>I SELL A DEAD TRANNY, VERY CHEAP!
What's next?

 7797[Quote]>>7802>>7803

>>7794
a big black man buys the trannys corpse

 7802[Quote]

>>7797
they film how the troon is still alive

 7803[Quote]>>7805

>>7797
A big black man comes and buys the corpse
<I want to buy this tranny
>Alright, here. Its 4.99
<That price is high as fuck, chud.
>What are you going to do about it, nigger?
The black man seems angry about the price, what's next?

 7805[Quote]>>7812

>>7803
pull up real glock and shoot him into legs

 7812[Quote]>>7815>>7821

>>7805
You manage to shoot him in his left leg, but your other bullets go the tranny, that the black man is using as a shield
>DIE NIGGER TND TND TND TND
This situation is getting heated, what's next?

 7815[Quote]>>7837

>>7812
quickly flee and go to the friends house and notice xe killed himself because that tranny was xis friend

 7818[Quote]

also bimp

 7821[Quote]

>>7812
Go home and celebrate by watching your favorite youtuber Synthetic Man, he just reviewed another troon game and has a rant about black women o algo in it

 7837[Quote]>>7840>>7844>>7845

>>7815
You quickly get out the violent scene, the black man is shouting multiple insults.
You go to a seemingly normal neighborhood, as the obsessed chud you are, you enter a house.

You get welcomed by a hanging guy, that was a friend of the Tranny you killed. You stay there in shock, what's next?

 7840[Quote]>>7848

>>7837
GO home and watch Synthetic man, your favorite jewtuber

 7844[Quote]

>>7837
take the friend's shoes and award off, scrub the writing on the award off so you can sell both the shoes and the award as antiques

 7845[Quote]

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>>7837
this stare

 7847[Quote]

gem

 7848[Quote]>>7849>>7893>>8025

>>7840
You decided to ignore it and get to your disgusting and shitty house, go to the computer and watch your favorite jewtuber, Synthetic Man. What's FUCKING next?

 7849[Quote]>>7851>>8042

>>7848
investigate a strange knock at your door

 7850[Quote]>>7862

Hey, the editor of the video, I'm going to sleep since is night. Please 'chive this gem and continue it.

 7851[Quote]

>>7849
IT'S GLOWIES

 7862[Quote]>>7942


 7893[Quote]

>>7848
get a call from karl schwaub

 7942[Quote]>>7944>>7949

>>7862
I'll put this on the 'ki page geg, also bimp

 7944[Quote]>>7954>>7959

>>7942
post the link

 7949[Quote]

>>7942
Editing it right now, i'll send it once i'm done, i'm putting it on the 'ki page on Adventure Threads for the record

 7954[Quote]

>>7944
Meant to send it to you beb

 7959[Quote]>>7966

>>7944
Here it is
https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_adventure_threads#Chud_Adventure_Thread
Feel free to add anything I might've left out o algo

 7966[Quote]


 8025[Quote]>>8026

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>>7848
goon to futatari porn just like synthetic man

 8026[Quote]>>8027

>>8025
And defend (or at least not outright condemn) loli 'p

 8027[Quote]

>>8026
geggggg

 8040[Quote]

Editor of the video here, I'm back.

 8042[Quote]>>8044>>8045>>8046

>>7849
You hear an unexpected knock on your door
<KNOCK KNOCK
>Huh, who is being an obsessed pedo knocking on my door? I'm going to check who it is.
Then, you get out your shitty room to go to the door, wondering who it will be…
WHAT'S NEXT NUSOIS??

 8044[Quote]>>8048

>>8042
Open it and see Mike Tyson

 8045[Quote]

>>8042
you see da freemasonry glowies

 8046[Quote]

>>8042
look through the peephole at the visitor

 8048[Quote]>>8049

>>8044
You open the door and… HOLY SHIT, ITS MIKE TYSON! Although, Chud didn't know who is Mike Tyson.
>Who is this nigger in my fucking door?
Mike Tyson didn't take that slur lightly, so he threaten Chud to beat his ass.
What's Next?

 8049[Quote]

>>8048
Apologies and get his autograph, then he leaves

 8050[Quote]

>>>7944
>Here it is
>https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_adventure_threads#Chud_Adventure_Thread
GEM
>Feel free to add anything I might've left out o algo

 8052[Quote]>>8062

Someone should also add this to the 'ki page on /soy2/, would be bebby

 8053[Quote]>>8054

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You realize the mistake you've done and apologize to Mike
>I'm sorry man
<I forgive you.
>btw can I get an autograph?
<Sure.
You get the autograph, and Mike Tyson leaves. That's the second problem you've got with a black man!
txeN s'tahW

 8054[Quote]>>8061

>>8053
Go back on your computer to find a girlfriend on 4chan

 8055[Quote]

Or something like that, yeah

 8061[Quote]>>8064>>8065>>8066

>>8054
You go on your shitty room to go on 4cuck, then enter the board /suc/ to find a girlfriend (which you will never achieve GEEEEEEG)
^whats next though

 8062[Quote]

>>8052
Yeeeeessss gem

 8064[Quote]>>8069

>>8061
Pirate a copy of Neon Genesis Soyvangelion (your favorite tranime if that even matters)

 8065[Quote]>>8069

>>8061
After this, put it up for download on /a/

 8066[Quote]

>>8061
go outside of your room you heckin' unwholesome chud

 8069[Quote]>>8071

>>8064
>>8065
(If you're going to add more to the reply, please put it in only ONE reply)
You go to a sketchy website to download your favorite Tranime. When it finally downloads, you post it on /a/.
Although, the download of the tranime also came in with a strange .exe file…
w h a t ' s n e x t ?

 8071[Quote]>>8072

>>8069
Wait to see if hyper-realistic blood and red glowing eyes show up

 8072[Quote]

>>8071
You open the .exe file, waiting and kind of scared for WHAT the file could do to his shitty PC…
Aaaaand nothing happened. Chud was disappointed at this outcome.
>Nothing Ever Happends.
Next? What's

 8073[Quote]>>8078

>forgot the image award

 8075[Quote]>>8080>>8084

Quick question
How's the AT (adventure thread) so far? Is it a gem or coal?

 8078[Quote]

>>8073
Jump into the pc

 8080[Quote]

>>8075
good

 8084[Quote]

>>8075
Gemmy

 8087[Quote]>>8099

You, disappointed, decide to clitty leak over that, SO MUCH so, that you decide to kick your PC!
>NOTHING EVER HAPPENDS! NOTHING EVER HAPPENDS!
As you're in the air, one character of the image opens xis mouth, then in a schizo scene, you get into the characters mouthz going into your computer.
>NOTHIN- AAAAAAAAH!
WHATS NEXT HOLY SCHIZO

 8099[Quote]>>8102>>8106

>>8087
You spawn into the Neon Genesis Soyvangelion world, just like a heckin' Isekai

 8102[Quote]>>8103>>8104>>8106


 8103[Quote]

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 8104[Quote]

>>8102
Beb didn't get the GET
>>8100

 8106[Quote]>>8108

>>8099
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE IN NEON GENESIS SOYVANGELION! LIKE MY HECKIN ISEKAIS!!
This is the best day for Chud, finally in a world that he ACTUALLY likes.
>Something ACTUALLY Happend!
You're very excited
What's Next?

>>8102
Failed GET award

 8108[Quote]>>8115

>>8106
Ask Shinji if he's ever browsed 4Chan and if he's an incel

 8109[Quote]>>8111

also, sorry if I get some parts of the Neon Genesis Evangelion wrong, I didn't watch it

 8111[Quote]>>8114

>>8109
Neither did I, it's okay

 8114[Quote]


 8115[Quote]

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>>8108
You meet Shinji, your favorite tranime character.
You ask him some chuddy questions
>Shinji, have you ever browsed 4cuck?
<No.
>Are you an incel?
>What is that?
What's heckin next in this tranime adventure threat???

 8116[Quote]>>8119

Btw, this is the last post today, I'm going to sleep. Don't forget to 'chive and continue the story!

 8119[Quote]

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>>8116
will be archiving, goodnight chud



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