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the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

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any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

Tim, talking to a new super: Yeah a lot of stuff happens to people in my family when theyre 17

Tim: When my dad was 17 he ran off to train with assassins

Tim: When my older brother was 17 he became a crime lord

Tim: When I was 17 I briefly led an assassin cult

Tim: And then there’s my little brother, I’ve always kinda considered him the black sheep of the family

New super, bracing themselves: oh god

Tim, hissing: When he was 17 he went to med school

“So many. Just real, fun moments. Liam would always entertain me. If I was bored and wanted to have a laugh, he would play that role. (...) any opportunity Liam got like that, he was always, always there for me. Even if he might have been struggling, he put himself second and still turned up. Those moments are really testament to the truth of who he was as a person.”

Louis about his fondest memories of Liam

Price, storming into the rec room: KYLE
Gaz: 'Kyle'? Oh, this is going to be good
Price: I know, I KNOW you have issues with Graves. But dating a man OLDER THAN ME??
Gaz: ... my boyfriend being older than me, older than you, has nothing on the bundle of crimes that Graves has
Price: Kyle-
Gaz: He runs KorTac pretty well despite what he has to work with. Makes REALLY good money, cooks like a Michelin star chef. Yes, maybe he has a bit of a questionable view point on life and maybe morals, and yes, he's older than me, but he's not-
Price:
Gaz: ... no-
Price: Well, that kind of reminds me-
Gaz: DON’T SAY IT
Price: Maybe I'm a bad influence
Gaz: *having a crisis*

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

It’s cool how if you’re an autistic child you can just have beaten into you the idea that communication is bad and painful and that if you express a need, boundary, or raise an issue, you’re a horrible person who doesn’t think about others (because these same others do so much to accommodate you!).

It’s a good thing communicating needs and issues aren’t important when you want to have any kind of healthy relationship with people :) otherwise it would suck right

I also think it’s great how a history of abuse definitely doesn’t make you easier to abuse. That’s pretty cool i think

Some Reporter: So Bruce, adopting another kid?
Bruce, babysitting toddler Jon for Clark: Adopted? I've never adopted a child in my life. Do your homework.
Reporter: Uh, Dick Grayson? Jason Todd? Tim Drake? Cassandra Cain? Ring a bell?
Bruce: Those are my children
Reporter: Yes but they're adopted. They aren't your biological children.
Bruce: I don't know what biological means. I gave birth to all my children. Including this one. Wave hi to the cameras, Jon.
*a few years later*
Jon: Is Bruce Wayne my mother?
Clark: *chokes on his coffee*
Lois, holding back tears of laughter disguised as regret: We knew this day would come, Clark.