lil goth aradia for @skellady !! happy birthday sugar
IM IN LOVE THANK YOU SO MUCH JDBSHDDHS!!!!!
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
Keith: Lance. Lance wake up
Keith: Time is irrelevant. I didn’t want to wake pidge because she barely sleeps as it is but-
Keith: right okay so. Say they did actually land on the moon when they say they did. They didn’t but let’s say they did.
Keith: What was the name of the man that supposedly walked on the moon for the first time in mankind history.
Lance: what? Neil Armstrong? Keith we were in a space exploration program you know this-
Keith: what’s the last initial of his name
Lance: yes it’s Neil A. Can I go back to sleep yet-
Keith: spell it backwards
reblog flying ass giant pants guys for a fortune of good luck and good cash
this is a cursed post that is capable of delivering good deeds
it’s the babadook’s chill cousin; the jeandeine
The pepper gives it a kick!
Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad
I thought it was just memes
Don’t look so sad.
We’ll see each other again.
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i am… how u say… goddamn losing it lads
hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof
I’ve never seen anything so accurate though
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ohnomaxineitS VICTORIA!!#life is strange#victoria chase#video game#lis#victoria#max caulfield3
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ohnomaxineReblogged sailorbamff-deactivated20210108forever-painting-roses-deactivaHeadcanon that Keith starts making jokes all the time, but only when it’s just him and Hunk.“No guys I swear he made a pun the other day,” Hunk sobs into Pidge’s unconvinced shoulder. “We’ll believe it when we hear it, Hunk,” Lance shoots back. Keith knows. he’s just messing with hunk at this point. they set off on a solo mission and he just smirks.“If you like Shay so much, why don’t you Balmarry her?” he asks through the coms.Hunk starts crying.16,5019,717
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ohnomaxineReblogged softphl-deactivated20170324theylikeboys-deactivated2017052HAPPY BIRTHDAY @amazingphil !!!!!!!!! i drew this a couple weeks ago and thought it might make a nice present!! i hope you like it and have a great birthday :’)282621
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ohnomaxineReblogged sailorbamff-deactivated20210108miyakuliFollowWhat about a s2 starring those girls though?letslearntofly*slips Kubo my college funds*
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ohnomaxineReblogged memedoctorwriting-prompt-sFollowYou’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.kittenwiskersCase: #273402
Status: Disastrous.I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying!
I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed.
Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster.
I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again.
“I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and…
She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me.
“Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do.
The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside.
I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own.
Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out.
“What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face.
“If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him.
As Francis runs from the room he soils himself.
I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.”
Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.bi-est-witch-of-middleearthWELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNERgabbyzvolt25Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.375205,900227,822
ohnomaxineReblogged palestiniancaliforniangirlcoralThe truth is, I feel beyond sad. I feel empty. Numb. Elizabeth Scott, Love You Hate You Miss You (via feellng) 178,71243,872
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ohnomaxineReblogged strawberrydaydreamsdyonoiFollowHey! Since a lot of people are excited for Hiveswap’s release this month I figured Id run a giveaway for it. There are two copies up for grabs for when the game drops and two ways you can enter. Feel free to try both!1st way to enter:Simple, just reblog this post.Rules:You dont have to be following meReblog as many times as youd likeLikes dont countHave a steam account i can gift the game toIf you already backed the game you can ask to gift it to a friend insteadMake sure your inbox is openPlease reply within 24 hours or ill have to pick someone elseEnds on January 25th!2nd way to enter:Check out the r/Hiveswap discord and subreddit. We aim to make it the central platform for Hiveswap fans to meet, create and discuss Hiveswap after it comes out! Currently, we are 400+ members strong on the sub and steadily climbing, so you can expect no shortage of discussion when the game comes out. The mod team is friendly with several LGBT+ members, and are all dedicated to maintaining a pleasant space for you.The 1025th person to join the r/hiveswap discord will win a free copy. Please dont try to cheat because we will be checking the winner. Hope to see you there!Hiveswap Discord | Hiveswap Reddit11,243570
